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Zakarazor
Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus
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Posted - 2009.12.14 10:26:00 -
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I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time)
How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from...
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Vicky Somers
Caldari Rusty Anchor
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Posted - 2009.12.14 10:34:00 -
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Whenever I want to see people cry I invite them over for an evening of fondue and then throw a cute puppy in the fryer when they least expect it. |
Millie Clode
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:08:00 -
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"if in doubt, post Zippocat"
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Amy Platt
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:08:00 -
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pirate tears = sweetest tears
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FU22
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:22:00 -
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The best way to get tears is to make a thread on the forums crying how you are not getting any tears.
You are deffo going to have lots of success using this method Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. |
Tiberizzle
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Millie Clode "if in doubt, post Zippocat"
I lolled
also, do it you *****
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Mickey Simon
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:29:00 -
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Send me 1BN ISK and I will explain how to get tears.
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Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:33:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon Send me 1BN ISK and I will explain how to get tears.
i wouldnt trust it, it involves little children and kittens. and not in the way you think..
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Mickey Simon
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Roastedpot
Originally by: Mickey Simon Send me 1BN ISK and I will explain how to get tears.
i wouldnt trust it, it involves little children and kittens. and not in the way you think..
But he'll only find out if he pays. It's a mystery tbh, and 1BN isk is a p cheap price to pay for the answer.
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Grunanca
Final Agony
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Posted - 2009.12.14 13:16:00 -
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Originally by: Zakarazor I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time)
How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from...
We ganked a hulk yesterday.. We told him to pay us 300 mil or it will happen again... Start from there and you will soon have an ocean of tears
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.14 13:33:00 -
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punch yourself in the balls
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.14 14:25:00 -
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Tears, From highest to smallest Amount:
Miners to suicide*^ Mission Runners^ Can Miners^ Empire Mercenaries# Clueless Noobs* Haulers to suicide* Pirates#^ Real Pirates*
From best to worst quality:
Real Pirates* Pirates#^ Haulers to suicide* Miners to suicide*^ Empire Mercenaries# Can Miners^ Mission Runners^ Clueless Noobs*
*= May led to awesome forum posts #= BEST FORUM POSTS ^= BEST CONVOS
To get em, work hard your trolling, they'll eventually flow ________________________________________ i'd gladly abuse [hr] if CCP implemented it ________________________________________
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.12.14 15:11:00 -
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Try peeling some onions if you want real tears.
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Del Icious
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2009.12.14 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Boomershoot Tears, From highest to smallest Amount:
Miners to suicide*^ Mission Runners^ Can Miners^ Empire Mercenaries# Clueless Noobs* Haulers to suicide* Pirates#^ Real Pirates*
From best to worst quality:
Real Pirates* Pirates#^ Haulers to suicide* Miners to suicide*^ Empire Mercenaries# Can Miners^ Mission Runners^ Clueless Noobs*
*= May led to awesome forum posts #= BEST FORUM POSTS ^= BEST CONVOS
To get em, work hard your trolling, they'll eventually flow
i second this statement. ----- so delicious! |
lola Dio
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Posted - 2009.12.14 15:30:00 -
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For the most tears. uncloak in your BC and kill a can flipper. While the "carebear" in the hulk has him disrupted. Also you can try, remote repping a gank target. In your alt, in a npc corp. That one is good for mass gankbear tears.
If you do a search through C&P for numerous ways to get tears. Fortunately it is way easier to get pirate and gank bear tears. Sometimes just equipping a few warp stabs while going thru lo sec,can bring on the water works in local! Sometimes I go back through, just to amuse myself!
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Schwa88
Kiss My Assets Kiss My Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.14 15:47:00 -
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Step 1: Buy a bombing geddon Step 2: go to Jita Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit!
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Armoured C
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.12.14 15:53:00 -
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i get hatemails , just for being me =D
some are right delicious
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.14 15:56:00 -
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My first ever eve mail
"YOU ARE A LOUDMOUTH C*NT F*CK YOU!"
It's not that hard to be honest.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Tuberider
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.12.14 16:07:00 -
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Don't even have too try Some of us are just born hated i guess.
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Garresh
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.12.14 17:33:00 -
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Creativity and deception, really. If you can get them into a conversation...lead them around for a bit them hit em with a good insult out of nowhere to get the tears flowing. Or use strange excuses to justify your behavior. Really, it's about breaking trends. If you do what everyone else does, they get desensitized. If you catch them off guards with something new or different, they hate it.
In The Dark Knight, the Joker said something about nobody cares when people who usually die, such as soldiers or cops, die, because it's all part of the plan. They're used to it. Break the plan. Do something different, and the tears will flow like waterfalls.
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Arekhon
Eternal Perseverance Flight School
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Posted - 2009.12.14 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Zakarazor I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time)
How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from...
stop sucking, and everybody knows you do it for the nooky not the lulz
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Borun Tal
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.14 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Amy Platt pirate tears = sweetest tears
This. :)
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Simon Man
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Posted - 2009.12.14 18:05:00 -
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Your missing the point, eliciting tears has a lot more to do with yourself than you might think.
The first thing you have to do is fail at life. When it comes to griefing, people will only get really bent of shape if they know that the griefer in question is nothing more than a lowly, booger eating dork in RL.
If you have a wife, she needs to first cheat on you, then procure what little material goods you may have possessed. It also helps to have had a terrible childhood. Alcoholic, abusive parents are preferred and the resulting sense of self loathing works wonders.
If your the kind of person that finds no satisfaction in disemboweling stray animals, you as well stop now, your more than likely far to decent a human being to effectively elicit tears from your fellow pod pilots.
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.12.14 18:23:00 -
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If you come to Decon and start singing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" ill probably start crying.
..Gets me every time *sniff*
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Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.12.14 19:15:00 -
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Originally by: Zakarazor How do i get tears?
Lose a Phantasm and 500mill to a Fleet Stabber ♥
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.14 19:41:00 -
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Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 14/12/2009 19:44:52
You want tears?
1. Run missions in high sec 2. PVPers whine in forums 3. ??? 4. Profit
PVPer tears are the sweetest and most delicious and are very easy to harvest .
Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today! |
Schwa88
Kiss My Assets Kiss My Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2 Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 14/12/2009 19:44:52
You want tears?
1. Run missions in high sec 2. PVPers whine in forums 3. ??? 4. Profit
PVPer tears are the sweetest and most delicious and are very easy to harvest .
GB2M&C
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: Schwa88
Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2 Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 14/12/2009 19:44:52
You want tears?
1. Run missions in high sec 2. PVPers whine in forums 3. ??? 4. Profit
PVPer tears are the sweetest and most delicious and are very easy to harvest .
GB2M&C
See what I mean? I luv it! \o/
Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today! |
Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: lola Dio For the most tears. uncloak in your BC and kill a can flipper.
Then get ass****d back by the same canflipper with a different ship.
yeah, that's the method that brought me SOOO many buckets of tears...good times
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Traidor Disloyal
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2009.12.14 21:02:00 -
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Sad movies does it for me. Has I have gotten older I have gotten more....emotional. ************************************************* I have three characters. One has Cov Ops V along with all the bells and whistles that goes with it. |
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