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Goshien Aiel
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2009.12.21 00:30:00 -
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Edited by: Goshien Aiel on 21/12/2009 00:31:57 The members of the 24th Imperial Crusade have discussed it, and have agreed to surrender to the minmatar, contingent upon the following demands being met:
Demand #1: Upon her eventual capture by the minmatar, a photo spread (Specifically has to be not classy) of her is to be published within 1 standard month of her capture.
Demand #2: 300 buckets of fried chicken
Demand #3: 'Millions' of Condoms. Actual number was unspecified, only that it can classified as millions.
Demand #4: Some ginger ale.
Demand #5: 150 million isk in Kayla Dawn's stocking. It has to be in her stocking or no deal.
Should these demands be agreed to, a formal surrender will be drafted and delivered posthaste.
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Kayla Dawn
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Posted - 2009.12.21 00:33:00 -
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Edited by: Kayla Dawn on 21/12/2009 00:34:12 Edited by: Kayla Dawn on 21/12/2009 00:33:43 In regards to #3 , we know as Minnies you do not get laid, so you can find those things we call condoms at your local health unit or drug store.
Demand #5 is to be deposited in Kayla Dawn's stocking as well thanks, or wallet I won't be picky :)
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2009.12.21 00:46:00 -
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My office.
Now. -------
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Kayla Dawn
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Posted - 2009.12.21 00:51:00 -
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*hangs head as she walks into Graelyns office*
hey wait ... if you guys surrender lmao doesnt mean MY corp does MUHAHAHA i'll still have people to shoot
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Isaac Starstriker
Amarr The Confederate Navy Forever Unbound
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Posted - 2009.12.21 01:12:00 -
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Originally by: Goshien Aiel Edited by: Goshien Aiel on 21/12/2009 00:31:57 The members of the 24th Imperial Crusade have discussed it, and have agreed to surrender to the minmatar, contingent upon the following demands being met:
Demand #1: Upon her eventual capture by the minmatar, a photo spread (Specifically has to be not classy) of her is to be published within 1 standard month of her capture.
Demand #2: 300 buckets of fried chicken
Demand #3: 'Millions' of Condoms. Actual number was unspecified, only that it can classified as millions.
Demand #4: Some ginger ale.
Demand #5: 150 million isk in Kayla Dawn's stocking. It has to be in her stocking or no deal.
Should these demands be agreed to, a formal surrender will be drafted and delivered posthaste.
Who died and made you CEO?
That's what I thought. Lock this thread.
--Isaac
Signature is now under construction: check back in a couple weeks. Or months....
AMAAR VICTOR!
"You just can't fix stupid"
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Havohej
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2009.12.21 02:13:00 -
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Edited by: Havohej on 21/12/2009 02:12:55
Originally by: Isaac Starstriker Who died and made you CEO?
That's what I thought. Lock this thread.
Nonsense. It's refreshing to see the real face of the Amarr Militia's rank and file once in a while. By all means, let them proceed.
Du'uma Fiisi is Recruiting |
Slyckback
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Posted - 2009.12.21 03:22:00 -
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150 buckets and we've got a deal.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2009.12.21 06:36:00 -
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That's what happens when you let "Vermin and ants" do the work for you.
Cursed be this unholy militia and all true Amarr "loyalists" who consorts with the kind. All we have seen these past days is shame, denigration and disrespect coming from this unholy disgusted blend of false reclaimers.
You are a disgrace to the name of Sarum.
Revan Neferis Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign Sani Sabik
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Jianni Sotaku
Eleutherian Guard
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Posted - 2009.12.21 08:27:00 -
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Such is the nature of militias.
One objective, but as many motives as there are entities involved.
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DarthDeaconRage
No.Mercy
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Posted - 2009.12.21 08:45:00 -
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Edited by: DarthDeaconRage on 21/12/2009 08:48:44 Edited by: DarthDeaconRage on 21/12/2009 08:47:34 I would like to officially state that the Chapel of Enlightenment's stance on these childish demands of provoking any Minmatar hostility on the IGS is not supported by the Chapel or by the Minister of Enlightenment within No.Mercy. The chapel declares that Goshien Aiel is now a heretic of the empire as his childish, immature words blight the very foundation of which thy emperor himself bled for. Goshien Aiel is not the voice nor a speaker of the Amarr Empire. He should simply be ignored as he's a peasant lunatic. There was no reason for this thread.
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Codo Yagari
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.21 09:55:00 -
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Why is it so hard for some to keep the Intergalactic Summit topics above the waist?
The way you speak about the Amarr Empire and the 24th Imperial Crusade is dishonourable and uncivil.
Rethink your ways! ---
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.21 12:09:00 -
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So if the 24th Crusade is not surrendering under above conditions to the Minmatar Republic, then maybe somebody else takes this over. We are still not at the point where the Minmatar can demand unconditional surrendering and of cause I'm not in an official position, but let hear your conditions and we either think or laugh about it. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Vincent Pryce
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.21 15:46:00 -
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*Vincent laughs his ass off while reading Goshiens post*
You, good sir, are here by awarded +1 galnet.
*He laughs some more before cutting his feed* --
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Gemma Naquist
Caldari Immortalis Licentia
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Posted - 2009.12.21 16:16:00 -
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Edited by: Gemma Naquist on 21/12/2009 16:16:29 Open Channel:
As of this date, eggnog will no longer be served to pilots, crew and staff who are on active duty. Off-duty crew will have limited access to comm systems.
A note to Neferis. How would you change things for the better?
End Transmission.
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Goshien Aiel
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.12.22 06:57:00 -
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Having failed in a group surrender negotiation, I managed to negotiate a personal surrender for the sum of 10 million isk, and some ginger ale.
This is some damn good ginger ale, the rest of you are missing out.
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Savatar Mei
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Posted - 2009.12.23 10:18:00 -
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Edited by: Savatar Mei on 23/12/2009 10:18:57 amaar, you look the same to me
with ur big noses and ur vessels that look like ur noses!
my minmitar brothers, never give up, never surrender (u all look the same to me too btw).
for the war!
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