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Slave 0215264
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Posted - 2010.01.25 02:48:00 -
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My client once tried to blackmail you through your director. Unfortunately, his foresight did not include the apathy of his chosen vector of the matter at hand. Your director, dibblebill, has received a series of video and audio files to verify what we are about to say.
We have kidnapped one hundred children from the family members of the crew of your ships. These children will be tortured and executed at our discretion in twenty hours. I say twenty because I know you will put it to a corp vote if given more than a day to decide. This decision, and their deaths, rest entirely on your shoulders. Here is our only term for their release.
An immediate cessation of all Beyond Our Sins participation in the Minmatar Republic as a faction war entity.
The time is ticking, Mr. Dibble.
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dibblebill
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2010.01.25 03:04:00 -
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I have checked my mail, and received no communication. I do believe you are possibly insane. In addition, my crew are all accounted for. Thank you for playing, good day, sir. ------------[Signature]-------------------- Apparently I'm small, weak, scared, and irrelevant. YAY! |
Petra Bealer
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2010.01.26 01:11:00 -
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Huh... well, it's been more than 20 hours and... uh... nope, nothing.
In light of this, I too feel that I shall make a pointless threat that I can't actually carry out!
Unless someone from CVA contracts me a pony or some other form of livestock (preferably alive and not cooked or made into a sandwich, though I'm willing to be flexible on this regard) and a couple bottles of booze (a decent vodka for preference) in the next 19 hours, 23 minutes and 17 seconds, I, personally, will give the Empress Jamyl Sarum a wedgie.
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Jakiin
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.01.26 03:17:00 -
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Edited by: Jakiin on 26/01/2010 03:17:47 If you could tape that, I'd be willing to pay for the video file.
Uh... To destroy it, of course.
* Jakiin Torash Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer'
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Petra Bealer
Beyond Our Sins
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Posted - 2010.01.27 20:01:00 -
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So, uh, someone contracted me what I asked for within the time limit. Not that I'm ungrateful for the booze and lunch but... seriously people! What the hell! Way to not get the joke!
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