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Swiftgaze
Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.15 16:43:00 -
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Edited by: Swiftgaze on 15/02/2010 16:43:28 Hello dear ladies and gentlemen of the C&P,
I'm starting a new business today: For a fee, I will sell you names of people who have bought expensive implants from me. For example, my logs show people who fly around with full Snake sets (total value of 3 billions), and should be profitable ransom victims for you and your comrades.
The fee will be a low percentage of the set that the future victim has equipped. Today's special: A 2005 pilot with a full Snake set, including Omega, and very negative security status, probably to be found in low/null sec. His purchase was done only a few days ago. Selling his name for only 20m.
Please direct your requests to me via ingame mail.
Ladies.
*nods*
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Shigsy
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2010.02.15 16:51:00 -
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FYI most people use market alts when buying stuff so this is completely pointless. Plus the chances of you catching someones POD and having them in the list is completely miniscule.
Good luck with the idea.
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.15 16:52:00 -
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FYI I can tell the difference between a market alt and a normal character, thanks.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.15 16:54:00 -
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Was it George? Support Lana's new bounty system. |
Khors
Amtek Inc
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Posted - 2010.02.15 16:56:00 -
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This is even worse than that attempt to extort "pvp profiles" by revealing their mining alts names. -
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Dopekitten
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Posted - 2010.02.15 16:59:00 -
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Hi guys,
I'm trying to scam you out of your money, so I going to sell my combat logs so you can see who attacked me with what weapons so you can gank/avoid them without worrying that they have super good fits. (or gank them since they have faction weapons)
The fee for this info will be based on how good the fit is. Today's Special: Titan with Doomsday (I'd get the name so you can avoid him--and he'll always be in 0.0 if you want to gank him)
Please direct your requests to me via ingame mail.
There are no girls on the internet.
*nods*
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:03:00 -
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Amusing how there's suddenly a swarm of discouraging remarks about this. I think the lot of you naysayers are flying around with high end implants and this is a legitimate threat to you so you're denouncing it as a self-defence mechanism. Comedy!
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:12:00 -
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Swarm? Maybe its simply... true! ~ Soar Like a Penguin |
Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:23:00 -
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Hmm...All I read there was:
Originally by: Swiftgaze Hello dear ladies and gentlemen of the C&P,
I've just admitted in the den of thieves that I traffic in *really* expensive, small volume crap, and probably have a room full of lucre like Scrooge McDuck does and swim in it on a daily basis.
I enjoy candle lit dinners, fine foods, and the occasional ass pounding as I get randomly exploded in whatever I'm flying on the off chance that I'm transporting said really expensive goods.
Thank you very much C&P.
--
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:23:00 -
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Guys, if there's an offer you don't like, just walk along.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze Guys, if there's an offer you don't like, just walk along.
Man up before posting in C&P. ~ Soar Like a Penguin |
Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:40:00 -
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I'm selling my lossmails, so you know how I fit my ships and can easily counter them, would you run into me!
----------- I think, therefore I'm single. New projectile damage PDF Alliance creation service |
Drake Draconis
Minmatar Shadow Cadre Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2010.02.15 17:47:00 -
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Edited by: Drake Draconis on 15/02/2010 17:47:41 Hey Guys! I'm selling individual letters of the alphabet for the bargain price of 1 billion ISK per letter! You can use them to spell and say things!
What a deal!
/me facepalms @ op ========================= CEO of Shadow Cadre http://www.shadowcadre.com ========================= |
Shigsy
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2010.02.15 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Drake Draconis Edited by: Drake Draconis on 15/02/2010 17:47:41 Hey Guys! I'm selling individual letters of the alphabet for the bargain price of 1 billion ISK per letter! You can use them to spell and say things!
What a deal!
/me facepalms @ op
I wont touch this offer, the whole thing spells disaster.
*gets coat*
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.15 18:44:00 -
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I have changed my service!
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.15 19:09:00 -
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It's nice of you to provide more targets for these pilots (those that aren't market alts).
At best this is a laughable 'service', thanks for the comedy. ~ Soar Like a Penguin |
Femaref
Armageddon Day
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Posted - 2010.02.15 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Shigsy
Originally by: Drake Draconis Edited by: Drake Draconis on 15/02/2010 17:47:41 Hey Guys! I'm selling individual letters of the alphabet for the bargain price of 1 billion ISK per letter! You can use them to spell and say things!
What a deal!
/me facepalms @ op
I wont touch this offer, the whole thing spells disaster.
*gets coat*
If you don't buy all letters, you can't spell disaster. You are safe!
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Taedrin
Gallente The Green Cross DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2010.02.15 21:29:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne Hmm...All I read there was:
Originally by: Swiftgaze Hello dear ladies and gentlemen of the C&P,
I've just admitted in the den of thieves that I traffic in *really* expensive, small volume crap, and probably have a room full of lucre like Scrooge McDuck does and swim in it on a daily basis.
I enjoy candle lit dinners, fine foods, and the occasional ass pounding as I get randomly exploded in whatever I'm flying on the off chance that I'm transporting said really expensive goods.
Thank you very much C&P.
Surely there is an opportunity here for an investigation into proper hauling procedures? ----------
Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2010.02.15 22:22:00 -
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yo i'm POSTING
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Alchemist Zemont
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.15 22:40:00 -
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Originally by: Marko Riva I'm selling my lossmails, so you know how I fit my ships and can easily counter them, would you run into me!
Ill buy 10
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.16 01:10:00 -
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GTFO
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Noun Verber
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.02.16 01:14:00 -
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Go through the contracts of those people and find the supplier ( if OP used an alt) to find the source to gank.
Also, clean Jumpclones.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.02.16 02:27:00 -
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As you don't appear to have been selling slave sets my alts are safe.. Well they would be safe anyway because im not stupid enough to fly around in them unless I plan on fighting (and therefor potentially loosing them).. If you want to try and take them off me then, I'd be more than happy to make you work damn hard for it.
Lana's new bounty system. |
Dethmourne Silvermane
Gallente SRS Industries SRS.
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Posted - 2010.02.16 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Femaref
Originally by: Shigsy
Originally by: Drake Draconis Edited by: Drake Draconis on 15/02/2010 17:47:41 Hey Guys! I'm selling individual letters of the alphabet for the bargain price of 1 billion ISK per letter! You can use them to spell and say things!
What a deal!
/me facepalms @ op
I wont touch this offer, the whole thing spells disaster.
*gets coat*
If you don't buy all letters, you can't spell disaster. You are safe!
I lol'd. --------------------------------- Regarding high-sec mining:
Originally by: AmarrettoDiAmarr 3-4 million ISK/hr is perhaps .15 0r .20 US$/hr; not quite prison wages and you are around less honest people. |
Umeran
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Posted - 2010.02.16 06:07:00 -
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Confirming that I purchased a full set of top of the line Rogue implants and +5s from Swiftgaze. I can be found sitting AFK by the station in N-DQOD in a rifter named "Please Spank Me."
Happy ganking.
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Tortugan
Internal Anarchy
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Posted - 2010.02.16 06:49:00 -
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I'd ransom OPs pod tbh. Clrly he is teh isks.
:D
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Loki Farseer
F9X
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Posted - 2010.02.16 06:53:00 -
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I have Slaves, Crystals, +5's and others.. I also fly really expensive ships etc... Please come and fight me, I R Bored.
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Swalesey
Prosperity Through Violence
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Posted - 2010.02.16 10:53:00 -
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Confirming I bought a set of +2 yesterday. full set. even the social one.
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Graugaard
Minmatar Dark-Rising IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.16 10:56:00 -
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confirmin you lie lmao.
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z0de
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2010.02.16 12:23:00 -
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Someone paid 3bill for snakes? rofl á á
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