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CCP Fallout
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:35:00 -
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We are currently investigating issues with Tranquility. Stay tuned for more information.
Update: We believe the issue to be related to the SQL database and a restarting the cluster. P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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Mashie Saldana
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:36:00 -
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Oh noes.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:36:00 -
[3]
No kidding
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:36:00 -
[4]
That Impel we just killed was carrying the hamsters?
Killboard-Declarations of War Podcast |
Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:37:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Jimer Lins That Impel we just killed was carrying the hamsters?
think so ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Colonel Maximus
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:37:00 -
[6]
Oh noes, The sky is falling!
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Nilocy
Caldari The Reformed BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:37:00 -
[7]
Oh noes! My harpy. its stuck outside and no-ones letting me back in!!! Hi there, I live in space! |
IVeige
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:37:00 -
[8]
what investigation, we just all got disconnected at the same time lol.
hamster are watching hockey i guess lol.
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COMMANDERTUCKER
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:38:00 -
[9]
TUXFORDDDDDD!
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Sefredius Mengsk
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:39:00 -
[10]
hamsters stopped running cause USA lost -> Server goes down
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Mike Takumi
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:39:00 -
[11]
I'm still in, but only chat works, this proves EVE is meant to be a chat client
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Louella Dougans
Amarr Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:40:00 -
[12]
the last thing I typed, was in local and I encouraged people to embrace their fellow human and be full of joy and happiness :o
didn't mean in that way...
Be A Space Nun! It's Fun!! |
Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:40:00 -
[13]
Wish it could have crashed when our WT was undocked
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W3370Pi4
Blast Maker Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:40:00 -
[14]
quick to the safe spot!!!!!!1111one
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Pteranodon
Caldari Cold Light of Dawn SATRAPY
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:40:00 -
[15]
I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
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NightmareX
Infinitus Odium Scum Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:41:00 -
[16]
CCP, did you forget to feed the hamsters before you went to bed?.
Director of Infinitus Odium. |
Anslo
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
1) We haven't had a server issue every other day so shut up. 2) If you don't like it, give me your stuff, cancel your accounts and go play something else. The game's better off without people like you here anyway.
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Hot Fudge
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
Wow, you seem angry. =========================
Sweet, sticky, and bad for your health. |
SavageBastard
Igneus Auctorita SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:42:00 -
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Guys HAMSTERS. Get it?
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Fyrr Deerdan
Caldari Epsilon Lyr Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:42:00 -
[20]
Oh noes !! Give us back TQ?? ;)
Seriously what's happened with the hamsters ?
------------------- Fyrr Deerdan - Capsuleer of all trades Va falloir que je check ta...
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Prideful
Caldari Simplistic Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
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Just buy Canadian hamsters, then the server would be running at 500%.
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N Ano
Caldari Zerg Corp
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
Shut up. 18:19:51 Combat Corpus Prophet misses you completely. |
Zathi Shaitan
Minmatar Illiteracy Combatants
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
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Forget plex aid for Haiti, we need a plex aid for Iceland.
---- " Several unconventional alliances where made at that point " - Hey CCP, "where" != "were".. you too, Brutus? http://loseloose.com/ |
rubico1337
Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
look how stupid you are Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. |
Imagonnawhupya
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
[25]
Edited by: Imagonnawhupya on 28/02/2010 23:43:13 I was just jumping into a low sec system while in a pod when it crashed. I am doomed
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
[26]
Damnit can't you have TQ fail next week when all manner of new and interesting games come out for me to play when Eve is tuxforded? ________
Real men fly Amarr. |
MommyWarbucks
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: SavageBastard Guys HAMSTERS. Get it?
So the Hamsters were Richard Gere'd?
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Osiris04
Gallente Colonial Marines EVE Division
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
I'm guessing troll but if not... you do know CCP still get payment for you using plexes??
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Zarak1 Kenpach1
Aperture Harmonics K162
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
[29]
I love how stupid ccp forums are
"CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance Posted - 2010.02.28 23:41:00 - [43] Please use the official thread from CCP Fallout here for all comments. Thank you."
he couldnt just press ctrl v for the statement fallout made lolz
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Atrum Veneficus
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
[30]
Just make sure you buy hamsters, not gerbils.
Hamsters are for running games. Gerbils are for your butte.
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Mike Takumi
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
[31]
CCP should pop up a global message "The Jove are coming, and they are ****ed"
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SurrenderMonkey
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game.
I... wow. You do realize that plexes are... know what? Never mind. You wouldn't understand. --------------- Faction-Militia:Player-Alliance::Newbie-corp:Player-corp |
dereekb
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Fyrr Deerdan Oh noes !! Give us back TQ?? ;)
Seriously what's happened with the hamsters ?
They're replacing them with new hamsters, but there was a problem... Hamsters everywhere!
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Raven Hyperbollic
Tyrell Corp Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:44:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Zathi Shaitan Forget plex aid for Haiti, we need a plex aid for Iceland.
I'll donate a hamster if that helps? |
Landari Omega
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[35]
Supply new hamsters >:U
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Glonn
Amarr Vivicide Vivisection.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[36]
I ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE SERVER. WHAT DO. [url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Glonn][/url] |
Veilag
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[37]
and its gone again
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Naerrina
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[38]
Not happy with the situation? Go to Star Trek Online and play with the Goons (Star Fleet Dental).
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Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[39]
FUUUUUUU My navy apoc
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Skippermonkey
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[40]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Look at me, im using the INTERNETS! |
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Demetri Slavic
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
Heh, you should of seen patch weeks back in the old days, we have it easy these days.
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XxmeangirlxX
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:45:00 -
[42]
Need Moar Server Blades!!!!!!!
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Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:46:00 -
[43]
My boom thread was better anyways. AND I was first. long before this slacker CCP Fallout.
R.I.P. Server
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:46:00 -
[44]
Edited by: Julius Rigel on 28/02/2010 23:46:55
Originally by: CCP Fallout We are currently investigating issues with Tranquility. Stay tuned for more information.
Some times it helps if you investigate before the cluster****, that way you can prevent it!
Also, this
Quote: My boom thread was better anyways. AND I was first. long before this slacker CCP Fallout.
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Silence iKillYouu
Joint Incident Response Unit
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:46:00 -
[45]
dam it. i couldn't Jump out of system and got wtfpwnd
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Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:46:00 -
[46]
Sorry guys, this is all my fault. I turned on the sound.
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Kelkyen
Transdimensional Trading Company Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:47:00 -
[47]
Hamster Exploding |
CooganV4
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:47:00 -
[48]
What is it with this hamster fetish ?
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Al3xii
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:47:00 -
[49]
Who said server wipe ? +)))
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Newsflash
Gallente NorthUnited
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:47:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Naerrina Not happy with the situation? Go to Star Trek Online and play with the Goons (Star Fleet Dental).
not a bad idea actually. might be worth a try.
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Courtney Fish
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[51]
something happen in here then ?
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Actual Hero
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[52]
I just nailed down that &^%$ing sensor scan for the love of GOD!!! Get this fixed guys PLZ!!!
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Som Pir
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[53]
A good time to get back to some NES Castlevania!
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Gibbo5771
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[54]
It will be fixed once they add something new in to help fix it which will obviously break something else that was working just fine before.
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Lakshmii
Caldari Korona Radiata
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[55]
I support the shut-down of stargates. The only way to get from system to system will be wormholes, making space travel a scary and dangerous prospect. EvE has been reborn.
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Darkth Pinkhelmut
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[56]
Originally by: CCP Our server logs dont show that eve is dead, We are sorry for your loss
Usaul **** really
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spaceangel1
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[57]
let me guess the hamsters werent fed again lmao
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Zathi Shaitan
Minmatar Illiteracy Combatants
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
Dude, they use Microsoft stuff as an (epic fail) SQL server. There are no miracles in space. :P
---- " Several unconventional alliances where made at that point " - Hey CCP, "where" != "were".. you too, Brutus? http://loseloose.com/ |
Bomberlocks
Minmatar Star Bombers
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[59]
Originally by: CCP Fallout We are currently investigating issues with Tranquility. Stay tuned for more information.
Fallout indeed.
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Stray Bullets
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:48:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Ashira Twilight Sorry guys, this is all my fault. I turned on the sound.
WTF? EVE has sound?
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Whata Wookie
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[61]
Eve Episode V Tuxford Strikes Back
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Prt Scr
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[62]
i knew that hamster pizza was a bad idea
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Jack Jombardo
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[63]
Well, bought my first Paladin from the last ISK I had 2 days ago and did my first not so easy mission ... hope my shiny little Deapcore Drill is still fine :(.
Originally by: CCP Nozh Where do tech 3 ships fit in?The goal has always been to have them considerably cheap, around the price of tech 2 cruisers.
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Badden Powell
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
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I guess this explains all the traffic advisories that just sprang up. Oh well, reset my mission so more bounties!
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Loki Nahat
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[65]
Someone trip over the extension cord? \o/
Let's get a sweepstake going on what went wrong ;)
LN
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Zetakya
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[66]
Just before I got dumped out, I was being told that there were traffic issues *everywhere*. Including "officials" closing Wormholespace.
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fatherted1989
Red Horizon Inc
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[67]
didnt want that socket anyway
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TripodAl
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[68]
did i make it in before every threatens to quit, and someone asks for all their stuff?
Can I have your stuff?
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Charlemeign
BESTIAL CARNAGE
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Newsflash
Originally by: Naerrina Not happy with the situation? Go to Star Trek Online and play with the Goons (Star Fleet Dental).
not a bad idea actually. might be worth a try.
I agree.
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Vitamin B12
Tyrell Megacorporation
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:49:00 -
[70]
these are not the hamsters you are looking for...
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LarcatOfRens
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
[71]
I take it Chribba's Excel macros broke?
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
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Listen CCP, I know feeding crystal meth is a great way to get increased performance with fewer hamsters, but it's false economics. Their little hearts burst so quickly on meth that their natural reproductive rates just can't keep up.
If you're too cheap to spring for the extra hamsters, then try mixing a little viagra in with the meth when you feed them.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc. Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Sefredius Mengsk hamsters stopped running cause USA lost -> Server goes down
Confirming the hamsters are in fact fans of the underdog US team
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Fluke Skyblocker
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Prideful Just buy Canadian hamsters, then the server would be running at 500%.
There isn't such a thing as Canadian Hamsters. They come from Syria, Siberia, and China...
(things you didn't need to know)
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Vonr
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
stupid troll is stupid
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SomebodyKickedMyDog
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
[76]
[tuxford@appserver ~]$ rm -rf /
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Stinko McCoy
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:50:00 -
[77]
Tobias just spawned :/
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Landari Omega
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:51:00 -
[78]
Look at the bright side... USA won Olympics
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Coastie SK
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:51:00 -
[79]
Nods deaths = The Gerbils are committing suicide
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Neliel Tu
CKSSA Industries Inc. Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:51:00 -
[80]
Well I've had an amusing 10 minutes to say the least. All my corpies sitting in one particular system got booted, along with about 95% of Eve. I'm sat in the system next door, with everyone on Vent really worried that their assets are getting destroyed and that I - in my shiny Providence - should go investigate!
Queue an entertaining 5 or so minutes in local, talking crap and laughing lots with the other three guys in there about the huge volume of traffic reports and general lulz. I suppose it would be less fun if my corpies weren't blaming me on Vent while struggling to get back online, but hey. Hopefully there won't be a rollback, and give my lads another excuse to cry ;) Nice one CCP, you made my day. My corpies hate you, but you put a smile on my face.
Now recruiting - join the fun! |
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Trokiel
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:51:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Charlemeign
Originally by: Newsflash
Originally by: Naerrina Not happy with the situation? Go to Star Trek Online and play with the Goons (Star Fleet Dental).
not a bad idea actually. might be worth a try.
I agree.
I would give it a try if they had a Free Trial. But they dont. No matter where you go, there you are. PUPPIES, mother natures health food.
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AgentFruitfly
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:51:00 -
[82]
Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
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Prod'eos
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:52:00 -
[83]
23/7? right. c'mon ccp, move move move :)
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Anslo
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Darkth Pinkhelmut
Originally by: CCP Our server logs dont show that eve is dead, We are sorry for your loss
Usaul **** really
Why do I like this idea...
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Ilikebiggunz
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[85]
See what happens when Canada thinks they won against the USA? THE USA ALWAYS WINS, NAO GIEF MEDAL BACK.
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Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[86]
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
Nice try. EVE's servers are in the UK.
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Al3xii
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[87]
Edited by: Al3xii on 28/02/2010 23:53:04 I blame Bjork... She killed the hammsters
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Gnean Tyrova
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[88]
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
o_O
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Lyssane
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[89]
Its no wonder this happened, they should switch to rats for power, they are MUCH more reliable then those hamsters. My rats would wipe the floor with them every day of the week with one paw behind their back
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Lone Gunman
Forhotea Corporation
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:53:00 -
[90]
Edited by: Lone Gunman on 28/02/2010 23:53:38
Originally by: Anslo
Originally by: Darkth Pinkhelmut
Originally by: CCP Our server logs dont show that eve is dead, We are sorry for your loss
Usaul **** really
Why do I like this idea...
This is good news...the servers are in London.
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Ming Tao
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:54:00 -
[91]
Well lost one ship in one of my accounts cause of this. And my was about to warp to dock when it went down as well. Reimbursement anyone?
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Xyano
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:54:00 -
[92]
omg i just gave someone all my isk bc he said he would give me double for free now what am i gunna do!
lolol
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Rovo
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:54:00 -
[93]
Has CCP considered using something to forecast and possibly prevent issues like this? I noticed something happening with my BSM software monitoring my assets before this happened.. CCP Why not implement this for your self? Could help you prevent issues like this in the future..
I use FireScope to monitor the eve servers (API), my network connections, and EVE-Central Market data in near real time. (I use there API to update a local database and then use a JDBC connection to it to run real-time data analysis.)
If I can do this from a user perspective, I am sure you can do something similar from the inside with a greater degree of accuracy and possible keep this from happening.
If you have more questions you have my contact info.
Rovo
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spaceangel1
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:54:00 -
[94]
i dont wanna play with goon they dont play nice :(
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Velocifero
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:54:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Kelkyen Hamster Exploding
Roflmao. funniest thing i ever did see!
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XxmeangirlxX
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:54:00 -
[96]
I guess i will watch ice dancing re-runs
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Gibbo5771
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:55:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Iamien
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
Nice try. EVE's servers are in the UK.
Nice try, no they arent. If they were I would have ran in with a pipe bomb strapped to my ****
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merce lolita
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:55:00 -
[98]
ok this is obviously a devious plan by the goonswarm!
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Shodan VonBraun
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:55:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Landari Omega Look at the bright side... USA won Olympics
What was that? Terribly sorry but I couldn't hear you over the clink of all these gold medals I'm counting. That and the Crosby chants.
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Koro Sarum
Amarr G-Force Enterprises Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:56:00 -
[100]
I was doing the last room of The Maze and i swear if i lost my officer fit rattlesnake i want it back
-I am by far the most annoying person ive ever met -if you though sparta was madness, obviously you haven't met me |
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Khanoonian Singh
Ramshackle Industrial
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:56:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Lyssane Its no wonder this happened, they should switch to rats for power, they are MUCH more reliable then those hamsters. My rats would wipe the floor with them every day of the week with one paw behind their back
confirming Rats>Hamsters in ever imaginable way
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Helmh0ltz
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:56:00 -
[102]
Greek hampsters on strike?
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Hydro Xide
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:56:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Iamien
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
Nice try. EVE's servers are in the UK.
You think an American could tell the difference between Iceland and the UK on a map? ;)
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AgentFruitfly
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:56:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Iamien
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
Nice try. EVE's servers are in the UK.
Pfft. I r amurican. Leik i know where the rest of the world iz?
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Toxic Paradox
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:57:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
WOW where do you think PLEX come from. Someone has to buy GTC to convert them to PLEX.
CCP get's paid regardless!
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Minmatar Citizen 125632
Minmatar Exiles of Bloodfin
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:57:00 -
[106]
for the love of god get this fixed. i dont want to log into my free SWG account on its last day.
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Prideful
Caldari Simplistic Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:58:00 -
[107]
WTF CCP my raid just had arthas down to 50% health into second phase when all of a sudden the server lags, we wipe the raid, and server crashes?????
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Fluke Skyblocker
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:58:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Landari Omega Look at the bright side... USA won Olympics
All then second, and third place medals you managed to win. Congrats your second best.........Still.
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Zathi Shaitan
Minmatar Illiteracy Combatants
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:58:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Hydro Xide
You think an American could tell the difference between Iceland and the UK on a map? ;)
What he said. ---- " Several unconventional alliances where made at that point " - Hey CCP, "where" != "were".. you too, Brutus? http://loseloose.com/ |
Shades O'White
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:58:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Mike Takumi I'm still in, but only chat works, this proves EVE is meant to be a chat client
lol, nice!
:D
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Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:58:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Hydro Xide
Originally by: Iamien
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
Nice try. EVE's servers are in the UK.
You think an American could tell the difference between Iceland and the UK on a map? ;)
I'm an American and I can. Also airfare is much more expensive due to the required connecting flight.
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Lightbringer
The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Lightbringer on 28/02/2010 23:59:15 Q__Q - Harmon |
Neliel Tu
CKSSA Industries Inc. Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[113]
Someone forgot to put 50p in the meter?
Now recruiting - join the fun! |
raining cheese
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[114]
Originally by: SurrenderMonkey
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game.
I... wow. You do realize that plexes are... know what? Never mind. You wouldn't understand.
This ^
Monkey, isn't that the point of having multiple accounts is so you can PLEX?
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Jemalous
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[115]
This is painful....they ought to use rats....the things take quite a beating...hamsters.....they die at the drop of a hat...
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Hyperdallas
Caldari Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[116]
who votes to get rid of hamsters and USE MEXICANS? There cheap labor and work better than hamspters Yarr |
Roxy McFubar
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[117]
Confirming that a realignment of QC priorities is highly advised BEFORE bogging down the server with "Tyrannis", and "DUST" connectivity, and...and... and....
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Velocifero
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[118]
multiple node deaths... hmm.
I'm off to read the CSM minutes woop1
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Darkth Pinkhelmut
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:59:00 -
[119]
Edited by: Darkth Pinkhelmut on 01/03/2010 00:00:26 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7266390.stm
That was over two years ago, but i suspect Lag is to blame
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Axemaster
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[120]
So I was looking into the sky just now through my telescope, and there was this HUGE distortion. Then like 100 Abbadons appeared out of nowhere!
Then EVE went offline.
You know where this is going... I'm prepared, are you?
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[121]
BECAUSE OF SQL
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smertz
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Hydro Xide
Originally by: Iamien
Originally by: AgentFruitfly Confirming US missiles originally intended for canada veered slightly off course. As a result, iceland no longer exists. Our bad. :(
Nice try. EVE's servers are in the UK.
You think an American could tell the difference between Iceland and the UK on a map? ;)
Why would an American care?
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CCP Fallout
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Al3xii Edited by: Al3xii on 28/02/2010 23:53:04 I blame Bjork... She killed the hammsters
Bjork is in Brooklyn. We can't blame her for everything ;)
Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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Charlemeign
BESTIAL CARNAGE
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Rovo Has CCP considered using something to forecast and possibly prevent issues like this? I noticed something happening with my BSM software monitoring my assets before this happened.. CCP Why not implement this for your self? Could help you prevent issues like this in the future..
I use FireScope to monitor the eve servers (API), my network connections, and EVE-Central Market data in near real time. (I use there API to update a local database and then use a JDBC connection to it to run real-time data analysis.)
If I can do this from a user perspective, I am sure you can do something similar from the inside with a greater degree of accuracy and possible keep this from happening.
If you have more questions you have my contact info.
Rovo
The force is strong in this 1.
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LF9000
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[125]
Oh come on! I was in the middle of an interview. I love my companion cube. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. |
cloudrent
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[126]
Edited by: cloudrent on 01/03/2010 00:02:23 The Hamsters all went to Canada to celebrate with the hockey teams, trying to get the woman that drink and smoke
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Guttripper
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:00:00 -
[127]
Good time to show those slacking hamsters what could happen to them via the very old game "Maniac Mansion" if they keep this act up...
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Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:01:00 -
[128]
I really wanted to snipe page 5, now im not happy FIRST!! |
CooganV4
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:01:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Rovo Has CCP considered using something to forecast and possibly prevent issues like this? I noticed something happening with my BSM software monitoring my assets before this happened.. CCP Why not implement this for your self? Could help you prevent issues like this in the future..
I use FireScope to monitor the eve servers (API), my network connections, and EVE-Central Market data in near real time. (I use there API to update a local database and then use a JDBC connection to it to run real-time data analysis.)
If I can do this from a user perspective, I am sure you can do something similar from the inside with a greater degree of accuracy and possible keep this from happening.
If you have more questions you have my contact info.
Rovo
+1 for best insane post yet.
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Al3xii
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:01:00 -
[130]
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: Al3xii Edited by: Al3xii on 28/02/2010 23:53:04 I blame Bjork... She killed the hammsters
Bjork is in Brooklyn. We can't blame her for everything ;)
But we can try =)))
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Axxil Grinder
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:01:00 -
[131]
US still wins at olympics. Summer > Winter when canada wins at a sport that matters, come back and cheer
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VooDooPimp
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:01:00 -
[132]
How many dumbass hamster comments can be made in one thread ?
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Gibbo5771
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:02:00 -
[133]
"Tranquility is being taken down due to multiple node deaths causing widespread problems."
lol
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AlienZix
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[134]
The REAL reason the servers crashed was because the Sleepers jumped their supertitans into lowsec.
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AgentFruitfly
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[135]
This thread is now about butter. And Bjork.
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Enyeto Perah
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[136]
Wouldn't have happened, if CCP used a real database and not some crappy ****ty program from the worst software company on earth...
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Trokiel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[137]
My underwear is made of cheese, and I hate mice!! No matter where you go, there you are. PUPPIES, mother natures health food.
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar Star Bombers
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[138]
Open source Eve and all will be well.
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Rovo Has CCP considered using something to forecast and possibly prevent issues like this? I noticed something happening with my BSM software monitoring my assets before this happened.. CCP Why not implement this for your self? Could help you prevent issues like this in the future..
I use FireScope to monitor the eve servers (API), my network connections, and EVE-Central Market data in near real time. (I use there API to update a local database and then use a JDBC connection to it to run real-time data analysis.)
If I can do this from a user perspective, I am sure you can do something similar from the inside with a greater degree of accuracy and possible keep this from happening.
If you have more questions you have my contact info.
Rovo
There's a difference between the eve servers and the weather ___
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Mahai Ano
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[140]
Bad Tuxford!
Replace the hamsturs with him.
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Fluke Skyblocker
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Axxil Grinder US still wins at olympics. Summer > Winter when canada wins at a sport that matters, come back and cheer
Come back???... Ah it was IN Canada
More American witt (or lack of)
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Azrukhal
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[142]
Edited by: Azrukhal on 01/03/2010 00:04:27 Cost me my mission bonus. Hope my Ship's okay. |
ExTrAoRdInArY ExTaCy
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:03:00 -
[143]
"Tranquility is being taken down due to multiple node deaths causing widespread hamsters!."
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MaDMaX915
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:04:00 -
[144]
i wonder if the pirates get disc also... couldnt you just see a grp of npc rats sitting at a comp saying ARRRGGGHHHH gimme my ship back matey
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Saracji Trecan
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:04:00 -
[145]
Originally by: AgentFruitfly This thread is now about butter. And Bjork.
thanks for the update, wish topic titles could change, I just want to get back to sitting in space doing very little
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Watergaze
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:04:00 -
[146]
Originally by: Gibbo5771 "Tranquility is being taken down due to multiple node deaths causing widespread problems."
lol
lol!!
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Neliel Tu
CKSSA Industries Inc. Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:04:00 -
[147]
BLAME CANADA!
Now recruiting - join the fun! |
Tolis Irithel
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:04:00 -
[148]
Trouble is, by the point the API server fell over, it was probably already too late to stop the problem without rebooting the servers.
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Marzipan Shrapnel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:04:00 -
[149]
Think CCP may wanna look at getting some cyberdyne T1000 hamsters in future!!!!
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Abdiel Kavash
Caldari Paladin Order Tread Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[150]
Did CCP forget to pay server sovereignity bills?
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Warpoutnowgogo
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[151]
Did CCP pull a goon and forget to pay their bills?
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Helmh0ltz
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[152]
Originally by: VooDooPimp How many dumbass hamster comments can be made in one thread ?
There should be a hampster ship, it should be caldari.
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Durkuh Durka
Minmatar DEEzNUTS-DzN Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[153]
Lighten up guys, The next expansion will give us planet interaction. That's much more important than stability.
Who cares if you can't anchor and online a TCU when you can fail at manipulating planetary resources after spending billions. --------------- I like my ships like my women; Small, Fast, and bound with Duct Tape. |
Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[154]
Command ships need a buff
Copy pasta this if your down FIRST!! |
Joao Paulo
Gallente Pan-Galactic Garglebasterds
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[155]
Heh, I managed to hop into the station like 3 seconds before I crashed.
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scorpius4000
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Enyeto Perah Wouldn't have happened, if CCP used a real database and not some crappy ****ty program from the worst software company on earth...
How do you know which database they use? and anyways, SQL is a real DB standard...
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Blanderon
The Inf1dels En Garde
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[157]
I just wanted to make a post with the word HAMSTERS! in it.
******s |
Zaxx On
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[158]
Originally by: Rovo Has CCP considered using something to forecast and possibly prevent issues like this? I noticed something happening with my BSM software monitoring my assets before this happened.. CCP Why not implement this for your self? Could help you prevent issues like this in the future..
I use FireScope to monitor the eve servers (API), my network connections, and EVE-Central Market data in near real time. (I use there API to update a local database and then use a JDBC connection to it to run real-time data analysis.)
If I can do this from a user perspective, I am sure you can do something similar from the inside with a greater degree of accuracy and possible keep this from happening.
If you have more questions you have my contact info.
Rovo
You don't typically predict SQL problems. If you did, then you most likely wouldn't have a problem to begin with.
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brutoid
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[159]
Originally by: CCP Fallout Bjork is in Brooklyn. We can't blame her for everything ;)
It was Emilliana Torrini then.....
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Darkth Pinkhelmut
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:05:00 -
[160]
sooooo.... switching to MySQL any time soon?
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[161]
yo im posting ______________________________
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Please continue to... do what C&P is great for... Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone!
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Fortum Peccavi
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Lakshmii I support the shut-down of stargates. The only way to get from system to system will be wormholes, making space travel a scary and dangerous prospect. EvE has been reborn.
Why do I feel like awesome has just exploded onto my computer screen? |
Shodan VonBraun
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[163]
Originally by: Khanoonian Singh confirming Rats>Hamsters in ever imaginable way
Truth. Given a proper wheel wharf rats would be like the nuclear power plants of rodential energy generation.
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Ihono Gerves
Palatinii Sacri Legio Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[164]
Originally by: AlienZix The REAL reason the servers crashed was because the Sleepers jumped their supertitans into lowsec.
Oh my GOD run for your lives! The sleepers are coming!
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Dax Randor
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[165]
Ok who spilled Quafe on the server.....and WHAT??? are they doing with hamsters?????? Do we really want to know........
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Mike Rhemo
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[166]
Originally by: CCP Fallout We are currently investigating issues with Tranquility. Stay tuned for more information.
Update: We believe the issue to be related to the SQL database and a restarting the cluster. P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
have you heard this one? "A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'"
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Jay Remmington
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:06:00 -
[167]
make server go
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SR71 Blackbird
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:07:00 -
[168]
This is what happens when those damn canadians win a gold medal.. the world goes off its axis and EVE crashes
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:07:00 -
[169]
Something to pass the time.
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J Random
Tax Protestants
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:07:00 -
[170]
Edited by: J Random on 01/03/2010 00:11:01 "We're rebooting TQ because of an SQL issue. Please use the official comment thread to discuss the downtime."
OK I have been on eve for about six months now and nearly every crash is related to CCP and Microsoft SQL. How many times does it have to crash before you all get off your ***, hire a real DBA, and use a real enterprise product. MSSQL isn't that, not even in HAC mode. You would think after all these crashes you would quit drinking the ******* koolaide; even Microsoft isn't using MSSQL for critical internal applications or even external ones. Not bashing Windows here or even Microsoft, just pointing out what should be obvious to you by now that MSSQL isn't cutting it for what you want.
Also on the "stayed tuned" how about for once actually giving us that more information, like nitty gritty technical data. Was it a DB issue? I/O issue? OS issue? DBA issue? coder issue? etc etc
@scorpious: Because we have this conversation every crash and nearly every time it is SQL related. The CCP DBA (or sysadmin who thinks he's a DBA) has stated they are wed to Microsoft SQL with clustering service in the past.
@durka durka: Amen brother. Though they don't really care because folk wed to the game aren't going to leave over this (or at least not in mass given they don't have a space combat competitor) and the way to get new customers is marketing hence stability and bug fixes take second play to new untested whiz bang features that screw the game up. Can you say planetary mining (because we don't have enough mining in the game already), dirt, in-station avatars, etc etc
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Dragonday
Minmatar EntroPrelatial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:07:00 -
[171]
Oh Nodes!! Say it isn't sooooo
------------------------------------------ Hurm (?) (!) |
ImNakedFool69
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:08:00 -
[172]
Well since the server is down I guess ill read the last chapter in the empyrean age book which has turned out to be the best damn book I have read yet. Great job that Tony Gonzales did with the detail and story lines :)
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J'mee Leggs
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:08:00 -
[173]
push buttan->maek server go
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Pioojrraiee hukkfew
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:08:00 -
[174]
heh doesnt bother to me i was afk when it crashed lol
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smoopmeister
Caldari Shadows of Light
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:09:00 -
[175]
Are they siberian hamsters? Siberian hamsters are far superior to all other hamsters
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Aurora 0mega
No Limit Productions Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:09:00 -
[176]
WTH i see hamsters in the sky
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REX KANE
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:09:00 -
[177]
Put all the hamsters in a bag and hit with big hammer.. then replace with ccp,s techno viking, he can power tranquility in a beership oh no my crops have failed...
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Watergaze
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:09:00 -
[178]
Hamster Titan Skill Bonuses: 100% bonus to Caldari stuff damage per level 7.5% bonus to tiny hamsters' maximum armor HP per level 99% reduction in CPU need for turning wheel modules
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Cecile Eremitee
Free Frigateer Society Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[179]
who woulda thought multiple node deaths would lead to widespread issues on a server cluster....
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Neliel Tu
CKSSA Industries Inc. Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[180]
Originally by: Ihono Gerves
Originally by: AlienZix The REAL reason the servers crashed was because the Sleepers jumped their supertitans into lowsec.
Oh my GOD run for your lives! The sleepers are coming!
Confirming that carebears have hobbies too.
Now recruiting - join the fun! |
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Private Langvann
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[181]
Originally by: Abdiel Kavash Did CCP forget to pay server sovereignity bills?
This made my day. All hail the mighty fluffy. The destroyer of worlds! |
Roxy McFubar
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[182]
Edited by: Roxy McFubar on 01/03/2010 00:10:10
Originally by: SR71 Blackbird This is what happens when those damn canadians win a gold medal.. the world goes off its axis and EVE crashes
We felt you all should crack a beer and celebrate with us, eh!, rather than doing what you usually do every Sunday night. |
Saint Lucifer
The Fighting Mongooses
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[183]
Originally by: ImNakedFool69 Well since the server is down I guess ill read the last chapter in the empyrean age book which has turned out to be the best damn book I have read yet. Great job that Tony Gonzales did with the detail and story lines :)
QFT. I got given this for valentines day! The broker is the man
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Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[184]
Whats the deal with all the bjork comments, does she own CCP or something FIRST!! |
oolk
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[185]
Originally by: Axxil Grinder US still wins at olympics. Summer > Winter when canada wins at a sport that matters, come back and cheer
Sure,14 gold medals vs what...9?
You the biggest 2nd place winners on the planet...gratz!
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Xyfu
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:10:00 -
[186]
Originally by: J'mee Leggs push buttan->maek server go
http://presbutan.com _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Tolis Irithel
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[187]
Hey, at least this means I'm guaranteed to wake up for work on time in the morning, which is a definite plus.
(And yeah, if one of the server nodes dies at the wrong point while updating the DB, that's going to be a pretty-much-unpredictable and terminal event. It was quite funny watching the game go down in pieces, presumably when an already locked part of the DB tried to interact with a part that was still working. Which would make sense of why the chat still worked.)
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Ihono Gerves
Palatinii Sacri Legio Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[188]
well, as one of my mates pointed out, CCP had been losing sov in their own space. maybe this caused the node deaths. they were all up in Jove space and when CCP lost soverignty.......
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GateCrasher 100111
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[189]
Clean ur house's
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Gibbo5771
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[190]
Game To Pass Time, MEN ONLY! (dykes maybe?)
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DJWiggles
Gallente Eve Radio Corporation
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[191]
Originally by: Saint Lucifer
Originally by: ImNakedFool69 Well since the server is down I guess ill read the last chapter in the empyrean age book which has turned out to be the best damn book I have read yet. Great job that Tony Gonzales did with the detail and story lines :)
QFT. I got given this for valentines day! The broker is the man
i got it on a monday finished it on a sunday :) got the new one on pre-order on amazon
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Gotrek65
Caldari Nex Exercitus IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[192]
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt Black Ops need a buff
Copy pasta this if your down
Amen =)
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Don Knots
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:11:00 -
[193]
Originally by: Rovo Has CCP considered using something to forecast and possibly prevent issues like this? I noticed something happening with my BSM software monitoring my assets before this happened.. CCP Why not implement this for your self? Could help you prevent issues like this in the future..
I use FireScope to monitor the eve servers (API), my network connections, and EVE-Central Market data in near real time. (I use there API to update a local database and then use a JDBC connection to it to run real-time data analysis.)
If I can do this from a user perspective, I am sure you can do something similar from the inside with a greater degree of accuracy and possible keep this from happening.
If you have more questions you have my contact info.
Rovo
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1034450&page=1#7 Sounds similar.
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Darkth Pinkhelmut
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:12:00 -
[194]
CCP my macros wont log me in for another 12 hours can I have 12 hours worth of veldspar please.
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Wacktopia
Dark Side Of The Womb
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:12:00 -
[195]
While we're waiting, you might like to take a look at the sneak peek of planetary stuff in the next expansion. The bottom line is that I have found these annoying signatures are actually quite funny. |
Alex Fabio
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:12:00 -
[196]
OMFG NODE DEATHS OMFG OPEN THE EMERGENCY HATCH WE MUST EJECT BEFORE IT GOES CRITICAL!
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Kva Plexcha
Gallente Doing You Right
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:12:00 -
[197]
Originally by: Shodan VonBraun
Originally by: Landari Omega Look at the bright side... USA won Olympics
What was that? Terribly sorry but I couldn't hear you over the clink of all these gold medals I'm counting. That and the Crosby chants.
Amen Brother, Eh!!!!!
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Mahai Ano
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:13:00 -
[198]
Originally by: Darkth Pinkhelmut sooooo.... switching to MySQL any time soon?
Only if you want downtime every hour....
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar Star Bombers
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:13:00 -
[199]
Originally by: CCP Fallout We are currently investigating issues with Tranquility. Stay tuned for more information.
Update: We believe the issue to be related to the SQL database and a restarting the cluster. P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
Update #2: We are in the process of restarting the cluster, the hamsters, and other cuddly things. TQ should return to service shortly.
Man, using PostgresQL or Oracle or DB2 would certainly save you the headaches you have with MS SQLServer. It's not a joke and it's not passT. The london stock exchange didn't switch away from a MS SQLServer/.Net trading solution to an Open Source solution because they didn't like MS. They did it because the MS stuff was too slow and too unreliable.
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BAteh
Instant Annihilation
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:13:00 -
[200]
Originally by: Enyeto Perah Wouldn't have happened, if CCP used a real database and not some crappy ****ty program from the worst software company on earth...
Exactly.
Originally by: scorpius4000
How do you know which database they use? and anyways, SQL is a real DB standard...
"SQL is a real DB standard"... dude, go back to school. Go read some books. Something to make you evolve.
You're new here. What CCP uses... is known. So, you sir, have just shown the EVE world the extents of your ignorance.
Now, go lick eve-search, get educated, gain some IQ, instead of brown-nosing crappy CCP and MSSQL, hmm k?
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:13:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt Whats the deal with all the bjork comments, does she own CCP or something
Bj÷rk makes music out of fire alarms. If you can do that you automatically win at life, and Iceland is the prize.
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Estella Vance
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:14:00 -
[202]
Great. Just when I was spinning my hamster in hangar
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Trokiel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:14:00 -
[203]
Currently rolling around naked in peanut butter and jelly in order to appease the CCP Gods! No matter where you go, there you are. PUPPIES, mother natures health food.
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Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:14:00 -
[204]
Less than 5 mins for startup.
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gerash
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:14:00 -
[205]
Server restarted.
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Skippermonkey
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:15:00 -
[206]
less than 5 mins till restart :D Look at me, im using the INTERNETS! |
Neliel Tu
CKSSA Industries Inc. Ironworks Coalition
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:15:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Ihono Gerves well, as one of my mates pointed out, CCP had been losing sov in their own space. maybe this caused the node deaths. they were all up in Jove space and when CCP lost soverignty.......
You mean to say you were paying attention on Vent? Oh wow - first this, then CCP prioritise server stability over new models and planet stufffs?
Oh wait.
Now recruiting - join the fun! |
Th0rG0d
Pilots From Honour
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:15:00 -
[208]
150 sec!
-------------------------------------- Adrift in New Eden
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Smerna
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:15:00 -
[209]
Dominion's instability is really starting to annoy, I'm actually beginning to think of letting my 4 subs lapse until Incarna. |
Marcus Gwynn
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:16:00 -
[210]
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: Al3xii Edited by: Al3xii on 28/02/2010 23:53:04 I blame Bjork... She killed the hammsters
Bjork is in Brooklyn. We can't blame her for everything ;)
Ok, so we we'll figure out who to blame later... how about an idea of whats wrong and how long before its fixed? Care Bear in a Nightmare |
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cloudrent
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:17:00 -
[211]
Looks like CCP Lost the Hamsters so they hit the big red button while they get all the hamsters back...
they are going to need cheese...lots and lots of cheese...
mabey a little pie as well
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fatherted1989
Red Horizon Inc
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:17:00 -
[212]
Originally by: Smerna Dominion's instability is really starting to annoy, I'm actually beginning to think of letting my 4 subs lapse until Incarna.
please don't, we might have to not care about it D:
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AgentFruitfly
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:18:00 -
[213]
Originally by: Alex Fabio OMFG NODE DEATHS OMFG OPEN THE EMERGENCY HATCH WE MUST EJECT BEFORE IT GOES CRITICAL!
QUIKK!!! GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!!
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Silver Night
Caldari Re-Awakened Technologies Inc Electus Matari
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:18:00 -
[214]
Originally by: Neliel Tu
Originally by: Ihono Gerves well, as one of my mates pointed out, CCP had been losing sov in their own space. maybe this caused the node deaths. they were all up in Jove space and when CCP lost soverignty.......
You mean to say you were paying attention on Vent? Oh wow - first this, then CCP prioritise server stability over new models and planet stufffs?
Oh wait.
I don't think software development works the way you think it works. --------------
Silver's Fiction
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Roxy McFubar
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:18:00 -
[215]
Originally by: Axxil Grinder US still wins at olympics. Summer > Winter when canada wins at a sport that matters, come back and cheer
Spoken with all the love and affection we've come to expect from folks who's definition of "sports" depends on how many sponsors logos they have stenciled on their butts.
Thanks for playing.
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Omir Kajil
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:19:00 -
[216]
haha well at least I can get some sleep now.
And dream of hamsters... IF only because everyone else's comments are driving it into my mind. GIVE HAMSTERS CHEEZEBURGERS NAO
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REX KANE
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:19:00 -
[217]
What does this big red button do? ... oops whos is that node? sorry!
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Geikos
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:19:00 -
[218]
come on eve! you can get going agaiN!
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Emality
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 -
[219]
Just wanna say thanks for the updates. New to EVE, and CCP customer relations are awesome. Glad I stopped playing WoW for this (*puts up flameshield*).
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 -
[220]
I knew logging in today would be a waste of time ~
Soar Like a Penguin |
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Alex Fabio
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 -
[221]
CHECKING STAUS....
EVERYONE SPAM THE CONNECT BUTTON ALL AT ONCE NOW!
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Bomberlocks
Minmatar Star Bombers
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 -
[222]
Status: Not Accepting Connections..........................................................................................................................................
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Iamien
Democracy of Klingon Brothers R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:20:00 -
[223]
WOOT I am logged in.
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Enyeto Perah
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:21:00 -
[224]
Originally by: scorpius4000
Originally by: Enyeto Perah Wouldn't have happened, if CCP used a real database and not some crappy ****ty program from the worst software company on earth...
How do you know which database they use? and anyways, SQL is a real DB standard...
AFAIK it is known that CCP uses Microcrap... and so Microcrap-Invented-and-only-Microcrap-can-make-this-great-peace-of-software-SQL database. Yeah, SQL is a standard language. But diesel is also standard... just the way you drive with it differs...
Same goes for the crappy IIS (btw: IIS is short for IIS Is Sh*t)... come on CCP, you use python, go stick with good software and not M$ crap! I guesss that would solve 90% of all eve problems.
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Cozmik R5
Minmatar Dock 94
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 -
[225]
Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:
1- Dominion is completely fixed.
2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.
Take 2 years if you need it. ____________________
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |
Helmh0ltz
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 -
[226]
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spaceangel1
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 -
[227]
Originally by: Helmh0ltz
Originally by: VooDooPimp How many dumbass hamster comments can be made in one thread ?
There should be a hampster ship, it should be caldari.[/quote
one there is no p in hamster and 2 the hamster ship belongs to mimmie not caldari :D :P
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Hyperdallas
Caldari Silver Snake Enterprise Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:22:00 -
[228]
Originally by: Cozmik R5 Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:
1- Dominion is completely fixed.
2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.
Take 2 years if you need it.
PLEASE DO THIS Yarr |
Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 -
[229]
Time to ninja salave all those mission wrecks XD FIRST!! |
Smerna
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 -
[230]
Originally by: fatherted1989
Originally by: Smerna Dominion's instability is really starting to annoy, I'm actually beginning to think of letting my 4 subs lapse until Incarna.
please don't, we might have to not care about it D:
You might not but it will cost CCP a few slabs of beer |
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TripodAl
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 -
[231]
Lulz @ linux n00bs.
Microsoft is the biggest cause they have the worst software... hurr durrr....
WTB crash analysis.
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BAteh
Instant Annihilation
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:23:00 -
[232]
Originally by: Bomberlocks
Originally by: CCP Fallout We are currently investigating issues with Tranquility. Stay tuned for more information.
Update: We believe the issue to be related to the SQL database and a restarting the cluster. P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
Update #2: We are in the process of restarting the cluster, the hamsters, and other cuddly things. TQ should return to service shortly.
Man, using PostgresQL or Oracle or DB2 would certainly save you the headaches you have with MS SQLServer. It's not a joke and it's not passT. The london stock exchange didn't switch away from a MS SQLServer/.Net trading solution to an Open Source solution because they didn't like MS. They did it because the MS stuff was too slow and too unreliable.
QFT.
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Lykouleon
Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 -
[233]
Originally by: Trokiel Currently rolling around naked in peanut butter and jelly in order to appease the CCP Gods!
Quote: CCP Mindstar > Sorry - I've completely messed all that up. lets try again
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Clay Shaw
Caldari Blake Industries THE-FEDERATION
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 -
[234]
Originally by: Private Langvann
Originally by: Abdiel Kavash Did CCP forget to pay server sovereignity bills?
This made my day.
I don't know why, it was posted in several chat channels before the server went down.
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AF 447
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 -
[235]
Hamsters are back to work. Probably they needed beer for the last part of the shift
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Traspace
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 -
[236]
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt Time to ninja salave all those mission wrecks XD
Wrecks don't respawn when the server resets
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Durkuh Durka
Minmatar DEEzNUTS-DzN Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:24:00 -
[237]
Originally by: Hyperdallas
Originally by: Cozmik R5 Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:
1- Dominion is completely fixed.
2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.
Take 2 years if you need it.
PLEASE DO THIS
--------------- I like my ships like my women; Small, Fast, and bound with Duct Tape. |
Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:25:00 -
[238]
Originally by: Hyperdallas
Originally by: Cozmik R5 Please CCP, no Tyrannis until:
1- Dominion is completely fixed.
2- You make sure a new expansion doesn't wreck the game.
Take 2 years if you need it.
PLEASE DO THIS
Wow. This.
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AcadiaLost
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:26:00 -
[239]
I'd love to know what the problem was with the database. Professional curiosity and all.
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Zarak1 Kenpach1
Aperture Harmonics K162
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:26:00 -
[240]
seems to be back up but i'm watching you ccp
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Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:26:00 -
[241]
Originally by: CCP Fallout P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
There are no jokes about MSSQL, MSSQL IS the joke.
Seriously, jokes about MSSQL are like joking about a ******ed kid or something. It's just not done.
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Michael Tsarion
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:30:00 -
[242]
The whole "hamster" thing is social engineering. It makes you feel good about not being able to log in.
CCP, give a more mature and adult explanation than HAMSTERS!
(awaits CCP alts coming in, stating I am a troll, or telling me to STFU) - Yeh, we know that all you guys that call the customers names are really staff.
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Rovo
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:35:00 -
[243]
Originally by: Zaxx On
You don't typically predict SQL problems. If you did, then you most likely wouldn't have a problem to begin with.
So you are saying that you can't monitor the health of a SQL database in real time? If so, then evidently I know something you don't. But I am "OK" with that. I use that software on a daily basis to do predictive analysis on system health, latency and overall performance. This would include SQL servers (Currently monitoring sever MySQL servers but looking into the requirements for Oracle and DB2.). Beyond that We monitor Solaris, AIX, Windows, and various Linux platforms. There is not much I can't watch for and identify when I need to.
Rovo
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CCP Fallout
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:35:00 -
[244]
Originally by: Michael Tsarion The whole "hamster" thing is social engineering. It makes you feel good about not being able to log in.
CCP, give a more mature and adult explanation than HAMSTERS!
(awaits CCP alts coming in, stating I am a troll, or telling me to STFU) - Yeh, we know that all you guys that call the customers names are really staff.
Well, I did say it was SQL issues (see post #1) :D
Fallout Associate Community Manager CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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Psyentific
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:36:00 -
[245]
Looks like CCP let a Force Recon and Black Ops fleet sneak thru their SVR-RM gatecamp, and the FoRecs proceeded to **** with their sov while the Bops proceeded to Covertly cyno in a bunch of guys. Navy Issue Drakes. Because the Drake tanks for crap. |
spaceangel1
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:43:00 -
[246]
i think it was the db and api crashing so that what made sql go down :P :D
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Psyentific
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.03.01 00:49:00 -
[247]
No, it was CCP's failure to set up a proper camp to repel people from the precious SVR-RM Navy Issue Drakes. Because the Drake tanks for crap. |
RutilusUnus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 01:12:00 -
[248]
I have 17 hamsters can I help?
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Napro
Caldari Buccaneers of New Eden death from above..
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Posted - 2010.03.01 01:24:00 -
[249]
told u eve was dying
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2010.03.01 01:38:00 -
[250]
Originally by: dereekb They're replacing them with new hamsters, but there was a problem... Hamsters everywhere!
Suddenly... Hamsters! Hundreds of them. _____
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Diomedes Calypso
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:17:00 -
[251]
nice to have updates.. all communication appreciated.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:24:00 -
[252]
YAFM$QLI
'nuff said.
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Epic DaSoto
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Posted - 2010.03.01 03:22:00 -
[253]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
You are a wet blanket. Go play WoW.
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Brennivargur
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Posted - 2010.03.01 10:31:00 -
[254]
Originally by: SomebodyKickedMyDog [tuxford@appserver ~]$ rm -rf /
LOL
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Brennivargur
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Posted - 2010.03.01 10:51:00 -
[255]
Originally by: Bomberlocks Open source Eve and all will be well.
Agreed.
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Zaerlorth Maelkor
The Maverick Navy IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.01 11:50:00 -
[256]
Originally by: Pteranodon I pay for 5 characters. I don't use plexes as I felt previously that you deserved the payments for a very good game. Now I'm not so sure.
The game has now started to really suck with regard to reliability.
You need to do better and get these issues sorted. Something major goes wrong every other day & I for one are sick of all the crappy issues we have to stomach. If I bought your game from a shop I'd take it back as faulty & bloody well ask for a refund.
As a troll, as with everything else in life, you are an utter failure. However, you might want to consider a few things, first of all; I now have one of those annoying sigs. second; you should probably move on to some more interesting things than reading this sig.
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K'uata Sayus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 15:05:00 -
[257]
Just before the crash there were 50k players online. An hour after the crash only 18k had returned.
That's 32k players who decided not to bother logging back in.
Those are pretty sobering numbers.
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. |
Skippermonkey
Caldari Association of Drunken Monkeys
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Posted - 2010.03.01 15:15:00 -
[258]
Originally by: K'uata Sayus Just before the crash there were 50k players online. An hour after the crash only 18k had returned.
That's 32k players who decided not to bother logging back in.
Those are pretty sobering numbers.
Thats 32k players staring at the 'even though it doesnt look like it, the client is attempting to log you in' message...which is total crap
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K'uata Sayus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:32:00 -
[259]
Originally by: Skippermonkey
Originally by: K'uata Sayus Just before the crash there were 50k players online. An hour after the crash only 18k had returned.
That's 32k players who decided not to bother logging back in.
Those are pretty sobering numbers.
Thats 32k players staring at the 'even though it doesnt look like it, the client is attempting to log you in' message...which is total crap
Hmmmm, never thought of that.....
I'm always suspicious of the queue messages as well as the 'not accepting applications' messages myself. My favorite is the Startup in x minutes x seconds, and then when it gets to 0 it switches to 'not accepting applications'.
EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. |
Spurty
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:54:00 -
[260]
Double digit snypur
So I reinstalled windows, was trying to reset my gAmes platform and the following happened.
- eve died - vent server died - killboard for alliance died
So if I were paraniod I would conclude that I had my account hijacked and kicked from the alliance.
I'm not paranoid but did find this unfortunate series of events a bit deflating.
When everything returned, discovered wse were moving for a while as well, pro
Originally by: Hurley I WAS NOT QUITTING SoT AND WAS NOT THINKING ABOUT JOINING IT. PL/SoT MADE A MISTAKE AND ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT OR FIX IT.
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Leaving Eve
Boo Hoo Federation
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Posted - 2010.03.01 20:53:00 -
[261]
Originally by: CCP Fallout P.S. SQL jokes are as passe as BECAUSE OF FALCON jokes ;)
Difference being, you "fixed" FALCON. Now hop to it and fix SQL.
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