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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.17 09:31:00 -
[121]
Originally by: PheenixFuu While talking to approach control, I was placed in a holding pattern to wait for a couple US Army black hawks (there is a guard base on the field) to cross over the active and clear the airspace. When the controller instructed me, "Hold north of the VOR for traffic." I replied "Wilco." and while the PTT was still down, I said quickly and softly "waiting for session change." Once around the hold and the controller cleared me down saying, "Cleared for approach back course 23. Still not as bad as Jita." I replied, "Cleared back course 23. This is why I fly caps." I went up to the tower and had a chat with him, we had some good jokes about EvE. It was few years ago and he no longer plays though :(
Sweet Baby Jesus that is Epic. I don't really like you pilot pplz (I am an FA) but you Sir, I would tolerate. And since you fly caps, does this by chance mean you are smart enough to work for the best US Carrier?? Because if you don't. I fart in your general direction. If you do, that is even cooler.
Originally by: Akita T "It's not that power corrupts... it's that the corrupt seek power."
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Don ZOLA
Caldari TunDraGon
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Posted - 2010.03.17 09:32:00 -
[122]
Edited by: Don ZOLA on 17/03/2010 09:33:23 I was out with friends getting wasted. After couple of hours we got the brilliant idea to go on hookers. So there we were in the middle of the bordel, continuing to drink and being surrounded by hot chicks.
My mates started spreading out going to rooms with *****es when i noticed one ***** separated on the bar. She seemed to be depressed and ugleh and dunno why (prolly cuz of my brain state at that particular moment) i went to her.
As soon as i get closer and sit near her i realise why she is separated and solo (and sad too), she was really fugly and looked more like a man then a woman. Ah well i was wasted and continued to chat and giggle with her and proceed to drink. She asked me to go to room and her eyes begged me to accept. For a moment i was F*CK NO, but then being separated from my brain a thought went trough my mind "hey this is not the first ugly chick i`ll bang and not the last either anyway, ill do her a favour".
As i accept i see the shine in her eyes. We go to room and she starts some sucky sucky which was suprisingly good. Then when she felt im ready she put herself in doggy position and i mount her. As i start pounding her doggy style i realise there is something wrong, i felt my prides 2 partners touch something that wasnt supposed to be there. Quick check and i realise we have a tranny situation! And i burst in laughter, laughing to myself for being so stupid for not realising it before when it was obvious.
He asked me if im mad, i said no. I decided to continue as im paying for it anyway. So i continue pounding and trying to enjoy the situation, as i got a bit mad about the whole situation i go harder and harder. And then...
He started moaning and saying "Vindicator" i was like WTF IS THIS CANDY CAMERA OR WHAT!!
I turn im around smack his face once and asked what the f*ck is he mentioning in moans/screams? He said "a ship".
What does a ship has to do with us having sex here? He said that ship makes him horny. I played dumb and asked what kind of ship it is. He answered that its a spaceship.
I went directly to the point. Whats your char name?
Silence... Dont be shy, say it.... still silence. I smack his face "WHATS YOUR CHARACTER NAME *****"
He lets a shy tear...my char name...is... Lord Zap...
Oh, sorry for hitting you mate havent recognized you with all that make up :|
And since that day he is my *****
<3 Darren :D
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Lord Zap
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.03.17 09:41:00 -
[123]
Originally by: Don ZOLA Edited by: Don ZOLA on 17/03/2010 09:33:23 I was out with friends getting wasted. After couple of hours we got the brilliant idea to go on hookers. So there we were in the middle of the bordel, continuing to drink and being surrounded by hot chicks.
My mates started spreading out going to rooms with *****es when i noticed one ***** separated on the bar. She seemed to be depressed and ugleh and dunno why (prolly cuz of my brain state at that particular moment) i went to her.
As soon as i get closer and sit near her i realise why she is separated and solo (and sad too), she was really fugly and looked more like a man then a woman. Ah well i was wasted and continued to chat and giggle with her and proceed to drink. She asked me to go to room and her eyes begged me to accept. For a moment i was F*CK NO, but then being separated from my brain a thought went trough my mind "hey this is not the first ugly chick i`ll bang and not the last either anyway, ill do her a favour".
As i accept i see the shine in her eyes. We go to room and she starts some sucky sucky which was suprisingly good. Then when she felt im ready she put herself in doggy position and i mount her. As i start pounding her doggy style i realise there is something wrong, i felt my prides 2 partners touch something that wasnt supposed to be there. Quick check and i realise we have a tranny situation! And i burst in laughter, laughing to myself for being so stupid for not realising it before when it was obvious.
He asked me if im mad, i said no. I decided to continue as im paying for it anyway. So i continue pounding and trying to enjoy the situation, as i got a bit mad about the whole situation i go harder and harder. And then...
He started moaning and saying "Vindicator" i was like WTF IS THIS CANDY CAMERA OR WHAT!!
I turn im around smack his face once and asked what the f*ck is he mentioning in moans/screams? He said "a ship".
What does a ship has to do with us having sex here? He said that ship makes him horny. I played dumb and asked what kind of ship it is. He answered that its a spaceship.
I went directly to the point. Whats your char name?
Silence... Dont be shy, say it.... still silence. I smack his face "WHATS YOUR CHARACTER NAME *****"
He lets a shy tear...my char name...is... Lord Zap...
Oh, sorry for hitting you mate havent recognized you with all that make up :|
And since that day he is my *****
<3 Darren :D
Your tender words <3
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Odda
Gallente Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.17 09:49:00 -
[124]
I was taking the boat from Norway to Denmark and getting drunk as usual.
I then whent upp on the top dec to dance. When i sudenly noticed a idot lying on the dancefloor... As i'm always helpful i tried to help him to gett back upp, only to realise he had e t-shirt with the EvE logo on it.
Turned out he was a goonie! Don't remember his name tho...
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Tyra Storm
United Industries LTD. Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2010.03.17 09:51:00 -
[125]
At 195 KM/H on a trackday at Philip Island, i have the Gurista rabbit on the back of my leathers, i got passed by another bloke on a turbo Hyabusa that had the Minny emblem on the back of his, when i got back to the pits i found him and had a good chat.
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Raem Civrie
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.17 10:17:00 -
[126]
My friend was going bowling with a bunch of people from his Japanese course at Uni, and managed to con me into coming. I expected a gaggle of withering weeaboos but was pleasantly surprised that it was mostly normal people (I am told this was because the first-years weren't invited, and the worst get weeded out by the fact that the stuff is p. hard).
Shortly after I arrive, one guy says "oh hey, I know you". Turns out he knew me from EVETV. I had to spend some fifteen minutes convincing him I'm not actually a mouthbreathing ****** that punches kittens.
When we left, I noticed my shoes felt weird (and less worn). I think I accidentally stole his shoes. ---
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.17 10:40:00 -
[127]
At work. Apparently one of the other eningeers here is an EVE player :).
Other than that I got 3 other RL frinds into EVE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Tatsue Niko
TunDraGon
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Posted - 2010.03.17 12:32:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Don ZOLA
<3 Darren :D
lol Knew he was up to no good!
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Smagd
Encina Technologies Namtz' aar K'in
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Posted - 2010.03.17 15:00:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Tyra Storm At 195 KM/H on a trackday at Philip Island, i have the Gurista rabbit on the back of my leathers, i got passed by another bloke on a turbo Hyabusa that had the Minny emblem on the back of his, when i got back to the pits i found him and had a good chat.
Figures a Hayabusa rider would fly Minmatar, hehe.
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ColdChimera
Gallente JCB Industries Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.17 18:19:00 -
[130]
During my second year of college, I was sitting in my room late one night playing EVE. One of the guys in our hall walked by our room (we had the door open) and stopped in because he thought he saw something on my room mates computer that looked like EVE. It wasnt and he turned to walk out and saw my computer and said "Holy ****, you play EVE?" Turns out he lived 2 rooms down from me and we had been living there for almost a full year and didnt know that each other played EVE. Since then we have become good friends. --------------
Originally by: Ahz The internet:
Where the men are men. The women are men. And the children are FBI.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.03.17 19:00:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Don ZOLA Edited by: Don ZOLA on 17/03/2010 09:33:23 I was out with friends getting wasted. After couple of hours we got the brilliant idea to go on hookers. So there we were in the middle of the bordel, continuing to drink and being surrounded by hot chicks.
My mates started spreading out going to rooms with *****es when i noticed one ***** separated on the bar. She seemed to be depressed and ugleh and dunno why (prolly cuz of my brain state at that particular moment) i went to her.
As soon as i get closer and sit near her i realise why she is separated and solo (and sad too), she was really fugly and looked more like a man then a woman. Ah well i was wasted and continued to chat and giggle with her and proceed to drink. She asked me to go to room and her eyes begged me to accept. For a moment i was F*CK NO, but then being separated from my brain a thought went trough my mind "hey this is not the first ugly chick i`ll bang and not the last either anyway, ill do her a favour".
As i accept i see the shine in her eyes. We go to room and she starts some sucky sucky which was suprisingly good. Then when she felt im ready she put herself in doggy position and i mount her. As i start pounding her doggy style i realise there is something wrong, i felt my prides 2 partners touch something that wasnt supposed to be there. Quick check and i realise we have a tranny situation! And i burst in laughter, laughing to myself for being so stupid for not realising it before when it was obvious.
He asked me if im mad, i said no. I decided to continue as im paying for it anyway. So i continue pounding and trying to enjoy the situation, as i got a bit mad about the whole situation i go harder and harder. And then...
He started moaning and saying "Vindicator" i was like WTF IS THIS CANDY CAMERA OR WHAT!!
I turn im around smack his face once and asked what the f*ck is he mentioning in moans/screams? He said "a ship".
What does a ship has to do with us having sex here? He said that ship makes him horny. I played dumb and asked what kind of ship it is. He answered that its a spaceship.
I went directly to the point. Whats your char name?
Silence... Dont be shy, say it.... still silence. I smack his face "WHATS YOUR CHARACTER NAME *****"
He lets a shy tear...my char name...is... Lord Zap...
Oh, sorry for hitting you mate havent recognized you with all that make up :|
And since that day he is my *****
<3 Darren :D
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Vossejongk
Caldari Bendebeukers Green Rhino
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Posted - 2010.03.17 21:34:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Don ZOLA Edited by: Don ZOLA on 17/03/2010 09:33:23 I was out with friends getting wasted. After couple of hours we got the brilliant idea to go on hookers. So there we were in the middle of the bordel, continuing to drink and being surrounded by hot chicks.
My mates started spreading out going to rooms with *****es when i noticed one ***** separated on the bar. She seemed to be depressed and ugleh and dunno why (prolly cuz of my brain state at that particular moment) i went to her.
As soon as i get closer and sit near her i realise why she is separated and solo (and sad too), she was really fugly and looked more like a man then a woman. Ah well i was wasted and continued to chat and giggle with her and proceed to drink. She asked me to go to room and her eyes begged me to accept. For a moment i was F*CK NO, but then being separated from my brain a thought went trough my mind "hey this is not the first ugly chick i`ll bang and not the last either anyway, ill do her a favour".
As i accept i see the shine in her eyes. We go to room and she starts some sucky sucky which was suprisingly good. Then when she felt im ready she put herself in doggy position and i mount her. As i start pounding her doggy style i realise there is something wrong, i felt my prides 2 partners touch something that wasnt supposed to be there. Quick check and i realise we have a tranny situation! And i burst in laughter, laughing to myself for being so stupid for not realising it before when it was obvious.
He asked me if im mad, i said no. I decided to continue as im paying for it anyway. So i continue pounding and trying to enjoy the situation, as i got a bit mad about the whole situation i go harder and harder. And then...
He started moaning and saying "Vindicator" i was like WTF IS THIS CANDY CAMERA OR WHAT!!
I turn im around smack his face once and asked what the f*ck is he mentioning in moans/screams? He said "a ship".
What does a ship has to do with us having sex here? He said that ship makes him horny. I played dumb and asked what kind of ship it is. He answered that its a spaceship.
I went directly to the point. Whats your char name?
Silence... Dont be shy, say it.... still silence. I smack his face "WHATS YOUR CHARACTER NAME *****"
He lets a shy tear...my char name...is... Lord Zap...
Oh, sorry for hitting you mate havent recognized you with all that make up :|
And since that day he is my *****
<3 Darren :D
Priceless, epic lulz, did he got some of your stuff ect
no srsly i really lol'd :p But then again I cant really approve of any of this because this is my signature |
aeoluse
Gallente Madhatters Inc. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.03.17 21:36:00 -
[133]
I met an Australian at a Canadian ski resort who played Eve and I'm English. Other than that I have always tried to keep my addiction to Eve quiet, kinda ruins my rep as a snowboard instructor.
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Avitar
Antares Shipyards Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.17 22:04:00 -
[134]
Edited by: Avitar on 17/03/2010 22:05:00 At the weekends, I work as a doorman. And during a random search of an individual, I noticed the Caldari keyring attached to his keys.. After the official stuff was all finished, I had a chat to him and i now chat to him a lot in game and in real life.
And of course, I always let him and his mates into the club for free
He knows who he is
edit=-typo
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.03.17 22:50:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Tyra Storm At 195 KM/H on a trackday at Philip Island, i have the Gurista rabbit on the back of my leathers, i got passed by another bloke on a turbo Hyabusa that had the Minny emblem on the back of his, when i got back to the pits i found him and had a good chat.
Never seen anyone else with the Guristas logo on their leathers. Nice. :)
Killboard-Declarations of War Podcast |
Salmeria
Advanced Component Research Enterprise
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Posted - 2010.03.18 00:40:00 -
[136]
I caught some guy trying to cut my houses power and he ran off! He was wearing an eve T-Shirt
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Benri Konpaku
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Posted - 2010.03.18 01:48:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Salmeria I caught some guy trying to cut my houses power and he ran off! He was wearing an eve T-Shirt
Goon for sure. |
Nicoli Voldkif
Lyonesse. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.18 03:49:00 -
[138]
Found out one of my customers "Wasted" his time with EVE on a job. That was interesting and annoying to my co-worker who listened to us go on about it for about 2 hours
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FT Diomedes
Gallente Factio Paucorum
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Posted - 2010.03.18 03:56:00 -
[139]
The defendant at the first court martial I attended was an Eve player. I was a brand new defense counsel just watching the trial. The defendant described how he met this girl while playing an on-line roleplaying game called Eve. My boss was like "what the heck is that?" I explained to him what Eve was. Then I gasped, because the defendant said what his name in the game was, and I realized I had probably killed him about 4 times during some recent fleet battles. It's a small universe. Oh, and he got found not guilty. I still see him and his girlfriend log in from time to time. ...this doesn't even seem to be a regular case of rats fleeing the sinking ship. Seems more like the rats are on fire, the ship is on fire, and the sea is full of drunk Russians. - Jacob Etienne |
Kalos Beila
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Posted - 2010.03.18 04:15:00 -
[140]
Working on a 737.
I hired in at Boeing and after a week on the job I noticed two guys wearing a Minmatar and Caldari shirt. I talked to them and ended up joining my first alliance corp.
Combining EVE and work negatively affected both in some ways but yeah. Fun times.
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Rhaetic
Black Ice Consortium
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Posted - 2010.03.18 05:54:00 -
[141]
I overheard one of my co-workers complaining about some a-hole pirate that had ransomed his mission ship in null-sec the night before. I walked up to him and said "Maelstrom, shield-tanked, 800mm cannon setup". For a second I thought he was going to punch me, then he started laughing. Thank goodness he didn't expect his ISK back...
My PvP alt still runs with his corp when they need tacklers.
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ISHKUR MASTER
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.18 09:59:00 -
[142]
Still waiting for a random meet
bumper sticker.
You Bump.... I POD!
Though corpies are locals and my mates company, his lead programmer is player and we chat in game.
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Stratio
Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.03.18 11:21:00 -
[143]
Edited by: Stratio on 18/03/2010 11:25:53
Walked into a Wetherspoons in London and there were all these EVE players
... ok seriously, three of us (one of whom does not play EVE) were in a pub (not in London) and the friend of mine who does not play EVE was wearing a T-Shirt with a logo which looked similar to the EVE logo.
So some random guy at the bar asks if he plays EVE Online. My mate responds: "I don't, but I know some who do", and calls the two of us over.
Not the strangest place, but certainly the strangest way I've met another EVE player. _____________________
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Xtreem
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.03.19 10:25:00 -
[144]
I met 2 in a Nuclear power plant i was visiting for an IT call out (worked for british nuclear tech support) was random :) |
Dante Marcellus
Minmatar Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.03.19 21:21:00 -
[145]
Never, unfortunately :( I have a RL friend that started playing. Think he mined for about a week or so before returning to his Hunter in WoW... |
Gil Carlion
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Posted - 2010.03.19 23:13:00 -
[146]
Afghanistan.
I was nearly done with my tour, and complaining about not having internet to change my skills, when 2 of our civilian contractors looked up and were like "Change skills...?" And so I got into "This game I play has realtime skill training..." And they were laughed. One of them is ER, the other a Goon.
I had connection the rest of my tour. And made a couple great buddies. Also met a few German Army/Norwegian Army/US Army guys that play. |
sxndy
Gallente Snuff inc
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Posted - 2010.03.20 08:30:00 -
[147]
Edited by: sxndy on 20/03/2010 08:30:40
Originally by: Kirra Liu In a police car.
When I was dating my ex she crashed her car into a ditch after she picked me up from work. A copper gave us a ride back to my home and while talking he asked me what I do to get through the long shift as I worked night-shift as a security officer. My ex unenthusiastically mentioned that I spend all my working hours playing a computer game called Eve (she hated it) and to my surprise the copper started talking about how he was an Eve player too. As my ex was outnumbered 2 to 1 she kept quiet.
I am pleased you are no longer with her.
Edit: I have met no-one from eve
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Cpl Punnishment
Caldari Steel Fleet Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2010.03.20 10:01:00 -
[148]
So I was in downtown Seattle and grabbing a jacket from a the NF store downtown for my trip the next day to FF 2009. I said that I was going on a trip. He asked where. I said Iceland, and was being indirect about going there for some sort of Computer thing. He said he knew exactly what I was heading off for. Fan Fest. lol..He was a Goon.
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JBS2
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Posted - 2010.03.20 10:19:00 -
[149]
I worked for almost 2 years with a guy and never knew he played eve. One day I was uploading some screenshots onto the work computer to use as wallpaper. I heard someone walk up behind me and turned to see my co worker standing behind me with a knowing smile on his face. I had a screeny with the HUD from my mega up. He looked at it for a second and I was expecting the usual "what is that?...a game?" response but he just said "nice pvp fit". I was shocked he never struck me as an eve player. I switch wallpapers from time to time and found another co worker also played eve.
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M'ktakh
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Posted - 2010.03.20 11:04:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Xtreem I met 2 in a Nuclear power plant i was visiting for an IT call out (worked for british nuclear tech support) was random :)
OFF: nuclear people rock:)
ON: sadly, noone.
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