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Mograph
Caldari Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:12:00 -
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Edited by: Mograph on 25/03/2010 23:13:19 Just look at hoe godawful this fit is!
Its a good job we landed in his mission before the rats killed him
Quote: 2010.03.25 21:11
Victim: ******** Corp: University of Caille Alliance: None Faction: NONE Destroyed: Thorax System: Uphallant Security: 0.2 Damage Taken: 27281
Involved parties:
Name: Serpentis Chief Defender / Serpentis Corporation Damage Done: 26740
Name: ********* (laid the final blow) Security: -9.9 Corp: Ministry of Destruction Alliance: None Faction: NONE Ship: Imperial Navy Slicer Weapon: Medium Modulated Pulse Energy Beam I Damage Done: 325
Name: ********* Security: -10.0 Corp: Ministry of Destruction Alliance: None Faction: NONE Ship: Rapier Weapon: Valkyrie II Damage Done: 216
Name: Mograph Security: -9.8 Corp: Ministry of Destruction Alliance: None Faction: NONE Ship: Ishkur Weapon: Light Ion Blaster II Damage Done: 0
Destroyed items:
Iridium Charge M, Qty: 15 Focused Medium Beam Laser I Regulated Light Ion Phase Cannon I Civilian Miner Miner I Medium Shield Extender I Small Hull Repairer I Inertia Stabilizers I Overdrive Injector System I 1600mm Reinforced Nanofiber Plates I Reactor Control Unit I Banidine, Qty: 690 (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Microwave M 250mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon Small Armor Repairer I 1MN Afterburner I (Cargo) Iridium Charge M, Qty: 584 (Cargo)
Just to clarify
A Rail, Lazer, Blaster, Mining, Shield Buffered, Armour Repping, Hull Repping, I-Stabbed, Plated, Thorax.
EPIC
Needless to say we got the pod as well.
please can more people come to low sec either fitted like this, or fitted like this with full faction and officer mods - it would make piracy even more fun than it already is
and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |
Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:15:00 -
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Way to lay down the overkill and waste your time. Go team!
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Goyda
Ignis et Ultio
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:16:00 -
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Ya killed a noob in thorax. He was thinking like someone who flies alone and loots all the wrecks.
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Mograph
Caldari Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:20:00 -
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Edited by: Mograph on 25/03/2010 23:21:16 we did indeed kill a noob in a thorax. as well as a few other things
Ok forum rules take a swipe at this!!
Not one battle - harby and Geddon were in same fight. rest random ganks.
http://mod.evekb.co.uk/?a=kill_related&kll_id=1290033 and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |
Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:25:00 -
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Outstanding work. I think more people should post when they kill a t1 cruiser. Signature removed, ♥ Parrots, but they aren't EVE Online sigs. Zymurgist |
Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:25:00 -
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So you blob noobs in pve ships, sounds fun, sign me up.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank Outstanding work. I think more people should post when they kill a t1 cruiser.
You called?
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Cartheron Crust
Krazny Oktyabr Revolyutsiya
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:54:00 -
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You are meant to kill those ships in lol frigates like bursts. |
The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.03.25 23:58:00 -
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Decon sees one of those a week. Meh.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium Z.E.R.G
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Posted - 2010.03.26 00:23:00 -
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I feel bad that you think this is thread worthy. ________
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MySmackTalking ForumAlt
MySmackTalking ForumAlt's Corp
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Posted - 2010.03.26 00:35:00 -
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He was thinking diversity. (And not the large wooden ship from the civil war era.)
EVE is a big game. You need to be ready for anything. I applaud him and make the same recommendations to all noobs.
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Dr Deadbolt
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.26 00:36:00 -
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WOW the op is getting good at this pvp lark.
maybe in a month or 2 he should think about removing his training wheels.
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Gunner Cid
The Carebear Stare
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Posted - 2010.03.26 00:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mograph
Banidine, Qty: 690 (Cargo)
wtf is banidine? I think I can say I have never seen that before
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Aliraxi
Gallente Cow Boys From HeII High Treason Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.26 00:47:00 -
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http://eve.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?eveitem=28617
I guess its a mission ore.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.03.26 01:24:00 -
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Guess that explains the mining lasers, but not the rest of it.
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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tagen young
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Posted - 2010.03.26 07:56:00 -
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Who cares its a noobie in a T1 cruiser.
I guess some people were born pro but I had some shocking fits at the start.
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Mograph
Caldari Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.03.26 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: Cartheron Crust You are meant to kill those ships in lol frigates like bursts.
I believe there is a vexor on our killboard killed by a helios. and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |
Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2010.03.26 09:16:00 -
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What I really love is how you clowns apparently only did 540 of the 26,740 damage this nublet took. What is that? Like 2% of the kill. Nice.
And why point out a noob is a noob? How can you not have seen this sort of failfit before? And it's just a Thorax ffs. I mean it's not even something valuable. Now if you brought something like a failfit T2 BS that might be post worthy. But this? Man.
One can only hope that you were at least somewhat cool and gave the poor kid some fitting pointers afterwards. But given the fact that you started this thread, it's highly unlikely. Great job ace! You are totally pro pirates.
Taxman IX: Risky Venture
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Mograph
Caldari Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.03.26 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
What I really love is how you clowns apparently only did 540 of the 26,740 damage this nublet took. What is that? Like 2% of the kill. Nice.
And why point out a noob is a noob? How can you not have seen this sort of failfit before? And it's just a Thorax ffs. I mean it's not even something valuable. Now if you brought something like a failfit T2 BS that might be post worthy. But this? Man.
One can only hope that you were at least somewhat cool and gave the poor kid some fitting pointers afterwards. But given the fact that you started this thread, it's highly unlikely. Great job ace! You are totally pro pirates.
Was gonna recruit him to our training corp actually but he blocked all of us without accepting a single convo invite. and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |
Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.26 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Mograph Edited by: Mograph on 25/03/2010 23:13:19 Just look at hoe godawful this thread is!
FTFY. Stop poasting. Kthxbai.
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Mograph
Caldari Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2010.03.26 09:48:00 -
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why are people always soo eager to lay the "OMG you guys suck at piracy you only killed a noob bandwagon"
At no point in the OP did i say yeah we're awesome and that we were totally outgunned etc etc, I was pointing out a rather hilariously fitted ship we killed and I thought it was funny.
And piracy ISNT about taking on ships in equal numbers and losing half your fleet in the process its about killing a ship/ships fast Ransoming and making isk in the process, you wouldnt go into a level 4 mission in a t1 frigate expecting to complete it faster than doing it in your PvE battleship thats sat in the same system would you? same goes for piracy. You pick the fights you Know your going to win to minimise loss and maximise isk intake,
But you will all simply flame away so i'm talking to deaf ears now anyway.
and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |
Jenny Twotone
Filthy Bogarts
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Posted - 2010.03.26 10:25:00 -
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I was supposed to be impressed? I'm confused.
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Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.26 10:30:00 -
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Originally by: Mograph why are people always soo eager to lay the "OMG you guys suck at piracy you only killed a noob bandwagon"
Why? Because this KM is nothing to brag about, and certainly doesn't warrant its own thread.
Originally by: Mograph At no point in the OP did i say yeah we're awesome and that we were totally outgunned etc etc, I was pointing out a rather hilariously fitted ship we killed and I thought it was funny.
The fit may be a bit funny, but it isn't worth its own thread.
Originally by: Mograph And piracy ISNT about taking on ships in equal numbers and losing half your fleet in the process its about killing a ship/ships fast Ransoming and making isk in the process, you wouldnt go into a level 4 mission in a t1 frigate expecting to complete it faster than doing it in your PvE battleship thats sat in the same system would you? same goes for piracy. You pick the fights you Know your going to win to minimise loss and maximise isk intake,
Piracy isn't about bragging about helping the NPCs kill noobs either, sorry.
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Bobby Altas
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.26 10:32:00 -
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GOOD JOB! A+++ Gold STAR Bobby Atlas |
Salen Kane
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.03.26 11:36:00 -
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The guy was likely thinking "I dont have time to read the manual to figure out how all these modules I've looted during the noob tutorial work, so I will just bring a bit of everything and try it out and see how I do. That way I will never be stuck because I run into something that can only be defeated by a specific weapon."
Then he thought "Im sure people will leave me alone in low-sec if I leave THEM alone."
Yeah, not the brightest thing to do, but killing a guy for being sligthly naive on the internet and not RTFM-ing isn't exactly epic. Im just some nobody who trolls the forums during work.
EVE- I love everything about it except actually playing it! |
Millie Clode
Amarr Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.26 11:45:00 -
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omg u griefiers u cant mien so u kill loosers u wuldnt to that irl i bet u live wiht ur parints baesmint lol!!!1!!one!
or some such. ---------- Sig Page 1 Snipah YOU CANT MINE SO YOU KILL |
Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.26 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: Millie Clode Edited by: Millie Clode on 26/03/2010 11:46:11 Ganking missionrunners is hardly threadworthy in itself unless you add some carebear tears. I've taken the liberty of fixing your thread a bit for you.
omg u griefiers u cant mien so u kill loosers u wuldnt to that irl i bet u live wiht ur parints baesmint lol!!!1!!one!
or some such.
Fake tears just don't taste as good as the real thing.
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.03.26 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Mograph why are people always soo eager to lay the "OMG you guys suck at piracy you only killed a noob bandwagon"
At no point in the OP did i say yeah we're awesome and that we were totally outgunned etc etc, I was pointing out a rather hilariously fitted ship we killed and I thought it was funny.
And piracy ISNT about taking on ships in equal numbers and losing half your fleet in the process its about killing a ship/ships fast Ransoming and making isk in the process, you wouldnt go into a level 4 mission in a t1 frigate expecting to complete it faster than doing it in your PvE battleship thats sat in the same system would you? same goes for piracy. You pick the fights you Know your going to win to minimise loss and maximise isk intake,
But you will all simply flame away so i'm talking to deaf ears now anyway.
Your victim:
Originally by: victim why are people always soo eager to lay the "OMG you guys suck at fitting ships you fitted lazors etc bandwagon"
At no point during the kill did i say yeah I'm awesome at fitting my cruiser and that I was a total pro etc etc, I was minding my own biz when you killed me and you posted a thread to mock me when instead you got mocked.
And piracy ISNT about taking on ships and then posting stupid threads on how you pwnd a noob. its about killing a ship/ships fast Ransoming and making isk in the process and NOT bragging about idiotic kills, you wouldnt go into a level 4 mission in a battleship and brag on how you completed it faster than doing it in a T1 frigate thats sat in the same system would you? same goes for piracy. You pick the fights you Know your going to win to minimise loss and maximise isk intake, and you don't post stupid threads on the forums about it
But you will simply try and create a thread at my expense so i'm talking to deaf ears now anyway.
In other words, you're a hypocrite. You come here hoping to make fun of some noob that's probably still learning the ropes. Instead you're made fun of and get all emotional about it. You poor sap.
Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today! |
z0de
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2010.03.26 12:06:00 -
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You sure showed him, he must of sold so many gtc's to afford that. á á
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Xia Kairui
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Posted - 2010.03.26 13:08:00 -
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Summary:
- player very new to EVE flies to low sec - player is badly fit even for an easy mining mission - pirates gank him with overwhelming force - pirates ridicule him on the forums - ??? - pirates complain why low sec is so empty
Does anyone see a pattern here?
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