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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
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Posted - 2012.07.04 15:18:00 -
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Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.
Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
672
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Posted - 2012.07.04 16:57:00 -
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Right then... |
Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2012.07.04 17:04:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.
Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.
Don't celebrate too prematurely Vaari I think these evil "gm brotherhood" types appear to have put some kind of foreign object into your eyesocket for the apparent purpose of making you appear ridiculous.
The True Knowledge is that nothing matters that does not matter to you, might does make right and power makes freedomInferno Wardecs - Shoot Goons for FREE $300,000 dollars :(-á |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2012.07.04 17:08:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Vaari wrote:Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.
Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith. Don't celebrate too prematurely Vaari I think these evil "gm brotherhood" types appear to have put some kind of foreign object into your eyesocket for the apparent purpose of making you appear ridiculous.
Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VI, has always had that.
Always. |
Dilaro thagriin
Cobalt Omega PMC
80
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Posted - 2012.07.04 20:59:00 -
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While i rarely agree with tib here these days... or any days come to think of it, in this case he is totally correct.
The item in question is Vaari's left eye.
he had some chunk of technology implanted over the right one... in an attempt to look less ridiculous... it appears to have failed utterly. |
Makkal Hanaya
239
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Posted - 2012.07.04 21:01:00 -
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The power of righteousness over that of darkness and badness has been show again today. although my eyes were open they might have just as well've been closed
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2012.07.04 23:09:00 -
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Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:Jade Constantine wrote:Vaari wrote:Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.
Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith. Don't celebrate too prematurely Vaari I think these evil "gm brotherhood" types appear to have put some kind of foreign object into your eyesocket for the apparent purpose of making you appear ridiculous. Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VI, has always had that. Always.
He always had a sculpted metal-and-glass anus prolapsing from his face?
Ah, poor man:
No wonder he's so eff'ed up. In irae, veritas. |
Malcolm Khross
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
364
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Posted - 2012.07.05 02:17:00 -
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Just when things were starting to get quiet...
Welcome back, Vaari of Sosan VI. ~Captain Malcolm Khross, Dyishi Aunni of the Wirykomi Honor Guard Eskeitanen Wiyrkomi Kaashivon Honor Guard Recruitment Video ((OOC WHG PR Video)) |
Nick Bete
The Scope Gallente Federation
115
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Posted - 2012.07.05 04:28:00 -
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Instead of crowing about your hollow "victory" over the GM brotherhood you might want to try and do something concrete and worthwhile like retake your home system of Sosan from the TLF. But I suppose you're too busy hiding... er, I mean praying for the citizens of Providence. |
Ava Starfire
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
332
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Posted - 2012.07.05 17:04:00 -
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The Great Vaari requires no aid to appear ridiculous. God is on his side. |
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Makkal Hanaya
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Posted - 2012.07.05 17:36:00 -
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Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:He always had a sculpted metal-and-glass anus prolapsing from his face?
Ah, poor man:
No wonder he's so eff'ed up. He has a metal plate in his head and a metal hole in his eye socket.
You wish God had made you that badass Mr. Conditioner What Is? although my eyes were open they might have just as well've been closed
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Valdezi
Intaki Security and Intelligence Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
45
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Posted - 2012.07.06 00:09:00 -
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Please do not disrespect the Golden Mountain. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2012.07.06 02:19:00 -
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Makkal Hanaya wrote:Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:He always had a sculpted metal-and-glass anus prolapsing from his face?
Ah, poor man:
No wonder he's so eff'ed up. He has a metal plate in his head and a metal hole in his eye socket. You wish God had made you that badass Mr. Conditioner What Is?
And God sayeth unto me Me:
"And lo, for if You should ever partake of the "conditioner," then this ultimate bad-assery I confer upon Thee shall become as dust, scattered on the wind..." (The Scriptures of Drop, 6:66)
E:
My new favourite word: Anus! In irae, veritas. |
Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
42
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Posted - 2012.07.06 10:16:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.
Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith.
I fear you're comms protocol has been compromised.
Shortest post ever, fairly readable and you not put all you're made up titles, i'd get someone to look into this Vaari if I were you, I think someone is impersonating you for some reason, poor soul. |
Ruby Amatucci
Tomorrowland Orphanage Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2012.07.06 10:49:00 -
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Well done, my lord! The evil GM Brothers will surely think twice before they attempt anything of the sort again! |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
477
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Posted - 2012.07.06 12:11:00 -
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ANUS!!! In irae, veritas. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:40:00 -
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Mra Rednu wrote:Vaari wrote:Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. As you all know, GM brotherhood cast a curse upon me, which prevented my ship computers to contact this central forum of the galnet.
Today, after rigorous praying and actively threatening GM brotherhood by utter and horrible destruction, I felt the touch of our God. He spoke to me and told how my unvawering faith has once again pleased Him. Shining light overcame me and my ship long range communication console blinked happily. Hex was overcome by faith. I fear you're comms protocol has been compromised. Shortest post ever, fairly readable and you not put all you're made up titles, i'd get someone to look into this Vaari if I were you, I think someone is impersonating you for some reason, poor soul.
What he said. No titles and no wall of half-comprehensible text means it isn't the real Vaari.
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Norrin Ellis
Venture Racing
85
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Posted - 2012.07.06 13:45:00 -
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An entire brotherhood of Golden Mountains? Not only have these heathens hexed Your Excellency, but have usurped your title--well, one of your titles--and distributed it to, no doubt, legions of lesser men. Clearly, Lord Vaari, you have much work left to do to put these infidels in their proper place. CEO, Venture Racing Senior Banker, EVE Online Hold'Em |
Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2012.07.07 17:51:00 -
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Vaari can gloat all he likes but, the "GM's dark magic" trumps his faith every time and he knows it. I suspect the GM brotherhood simply got tired of dealing with his 300 titles and decided to let him back "into the game" as it were. What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand. |
Halete
Echoes of Korgoth Initiative
241
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Posted - 2012.07.07 18:47:00 -
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Sorry for the misunderstanding, it appears one of my pagan curses misfired. Dirty heretical mud-child, reporting in. // Throwing one's hands up in the air and crying 'cal-matar nonsense!' seems to be the new dismissive these days when someone is being neither relevant nor dignified. |
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