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Levona Succuboso
Caldari Iniquitous Technologies
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Posted - 2010.04.01 19:31:00 -
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As a matter of disclosing public record for the purpose of tax deductions, Iniquitous Technologies has purchased the slave known as Kazzzi from an anonymous retailer for an undisclosed sum of isk.
Upon his surrender to the Theology Council, it was presumed that the peculiarities of capsuleer slaves are best handled by capsuleer organizations. Because of this, Slave Kazzzi was permitted to be traded on the private slave market.
His technical abilities will prove useful at our capital construction facilities, while he will continue his path to enlightenment under the tutelage of several experts in the field of theology and slave management.
Levona Succuboso, accountant |
ITTigerClawIK
Amarr Galactic Rangers Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2010.04.01 21:14:00 -
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Edited by: ITTigerClawIK on 01/04/2010 21:14:04 how mcuh did you purchase him for... i will double it...
Sig space reclaimed in the name of me -courtesy of Tiggy ([email protected]) |
Levona Succuboso
Caldari Iniquitous Technologies
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Posted - 2010.04.01 21:36:00 -
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Edited by: Levona Succuboso on 01/04/2010 21:36:05 A tempting offer, however we have already implanted the slave with a transcranial microcontroller and have invested a great deal of isk in his rehabilitation.
Slave Kazzzi is currently undergoing enlightenment therapy sessions. Once he has finished making his macaroni picture of the Empress, he will be allowed to make a brief public statement. |
Kazzzi
Amarr Iniquitous Technologies Deep Space Engineering
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Posted - 2010.04.01 21:51:00 -
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Amarr Victor!!! |
Graelyn
Amarr Mercurialis Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.01 22:33:00 -
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This is the best news I've heard this week.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile
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Posted - 2010.04.01 23:53:00 -
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This, I did not see coming. After all those harsh words for the Empire, and just a few days after taunting Scagga thus:
Originally by: Kazzzi Does this mean the Imperial forces have resigned themselves to their fate and have given up all hope? Will there be a formal surrender?
... Kazzzi has, himself, surrendered?
I guess those who doubt most are those who speak loudest.
Kazzzi, gods grant the peace you sought, pilot. If it was redemption you were looking for ... well. May you find whatever solace is available to our kind.
Assuming that new piece of hardware will let you think straight, that is. Weird as it sounds, I think I'm with the Amarrian conservatives on the subject of that blasted little device. The last thing those seeking their own souls need is another veil of illusion.
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Gemma Naquist
Kuomi Logistics
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Posted - 2010.04.02 03:53:00 -
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Aria,
It's really all just more anti-Amarr propoganda. Ignore it.
KUOMI LOGISTICS: The bright future, today!Ö |
Lucius Vindictus
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2010.04.02 04:00:00 -
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Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 02/04/2010 04:00:17 Historians agree: always look at the date of an proclamation first.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile
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Posted - 2010.04.02 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: Lucius Vindictus Historians agree: always look at the date of an proclamation before discussing it's merit.
Ah. Someone was observing a holiday dedicated to pranks.
Well, if it had been true, it wouldn't quite be the first time. Shern offered herself up for real, I seem to remember.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.04.02 08:25:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 02/04/2010 08:25:16
Originally by: Lucius Vindictus Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 02/04/2010 04:30:47 Historians agree: always look at the date of an proclamation before discussing it's merit.
Although of course the tradition is that jokes only count if made before midday. After that, it's the one playing the joke who is the fool.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Dame Death
Minmatar Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.04.02 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Originally by: Lucius Vindictus Historians agree: always look at the date of an proclamation before discussing it's merit.
Ah. Someone was observing a holiday dedicated to pranks.
Well, if it had been true, it wouldn't quite be the first time. Shern offered herself up for real, I seem to remember.
I'm ashamed to say I did as well.
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Jakiin
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.04.02 12:08:00 -
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Originally by: Lucius Vindictus Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 02/04/2010 04:30:47 Historians agree: always look at the date of an proclamation before discussing it's merit.
So cruel, these Freedom Fighters, to give us such hope and then dash it against the rocks like a sea-logged corpse.
* Jakiin Torash Holder Heir of the Kingdom 'Pacifist Reclaimer'
Uncle Jak wants YOU to join the Khanid Provincial Vanguard! |
Kazzzi
Amarr Iniquitous Technologies Deep Space Engineering
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Posted - 2010.04.02 17:29:00 -
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Originally by: Lucius Vindictus Edited by: Lucius Vindictus on 02/04/2010 04:30:47 Historians agree: always look at the date of an proclamation before discussing it's merit.
Busted
Ok, somebody get this TCM out of my head. |
Liteshow
Caldari The Leather Knights Opticon Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.02 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi Busted
Ok, somebody get this TCM out of my head.
that shouldn't be too hard... Erm, you med clone is up to date, right?
Please resize sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 - Mitnal |
Gottii
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.02 18:53:00 -
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Kazzi appreciates the subtle yet stylish affect of a good pair of sunglasses too much to ever join the Amarr...
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Levona Succuboso
Caldari Iniquitous Technologies
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Posted - 2010.04.02 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi
Ok, somebody get this TCM out of my head.
Oh we didn't put it in your head...
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Although of course the tradition is that jokes only count if made before midday. After that, it's the one playing the joke who is the fool.
Pff, try waking Kazzzi up before noon. |
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