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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:10:00 -
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Hello avid reader,
I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert.
Please do not hesitate to ask any question.
P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post.
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente The Inevitable Corp
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:14:00 -
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the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants?
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:15:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants?
Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente The Inevitable Corp
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:24:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants?
Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
So thats yes then?
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana
Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants?
Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
So thats yes then?
There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer.
What do you mean to a 'funny feeling?'
Remember, us Jovians do not possess any emotion as it is an inferior process that you human beings have.
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:28:00 -
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Amarrians smell bad and you really stink.
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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Capt Fossil
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:29:00 -
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Are Jovians Ninja looters who hate high sec dwellers that make enough isk to like buy their little sisters?????
Oh OK....I ***ot, most of you forum HO's don't like GIRLS!
Prison Sex Online is coming soon...you'll be happy.
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Psychotic Maniac
Caldari Head Shrinkers
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:32:00 -
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Content? you're missing some. "One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic." |
Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: Capt Fossil Are Jovians Ninja looters who hate high sec dwellers that make enough isk to like buy their little sisters?????
Oh OK....I ***ot, most of you forum HO's don't like GIRLS!
Prison Sex Online is coming soon...you'll be happy.
No, we are not 'ninja looters' who hate 'high sec dwellers.'
Yours is a fascinating tribe. Please tell me more about these ninja looters and high sec dwellers.
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Wu Jiaqiu
Minmatar Frenemy and Foerend Co.
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:40:00 -
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Why the glass-like skin?
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Toon Holding
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:44:00 -
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Can I haz ur Jovian mothership :)
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: Wu Jiaqiu Why the glass-like skin?
What glass-like skin?
Originally by: Toon Holding Can I haz ur Jovian mothership :)
No.
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Nito Musashi
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:55:00 -
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what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand?
and can i has a jovian battleship?
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 03:57:00 -
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Originally by: Nito Musashi what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand?
and can i has a jovian battleship?
A unnecessary conflict, no, no.
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Darth A30NZ
Amarr Altus Provisio
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:05:00 -
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This has been bugging me for a long time, I'm so glad I can ask a jove because I fear you may be the only one who knows.
How do I shot web? Can I haz stuff? and.... cool story bro
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:08:00 -
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Originally by: Darth A30NZ This has been bugging me for a long time, I'm so glad I can ask a jove because I fear you may be the only one who knows.
How do I shot web? Can I haz stuff? and.... cool story bro
You must flex your wrist and make sure your hand is pulled backwards tightly.
No, you may not have stuff.
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kano donn
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:12:00 -
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are there WHs that lead to jove space?
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Nito Musashi
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:13:00 -
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how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s****with a jovian battleship,
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Tibalt Avalon
Suck my Titan
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 -
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how to jovians reproduce?
Hardstyle Ambassador |
Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 -
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Edited by: Nonexistent Face on 06/05/2010 04:16:00
Originally by: kano donn are there WHs that lead to jove space?
Yes, but we have thousands of patrols ready to collapse any WH that leads to Jove space.
Originally by: Nito Musashi how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s****with a jovian battleship,
No.
Originally by: Tibalt Avalon how to jovians reproduce?
We can reproduce via human interaction (fluid transfers, much like you do), but for best results, we initially grow in a laboratory.
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Missile Slinger
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 -
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Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
No.
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Tibalt Avalon
Suck my Titan
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Nito Musashi how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s****with a jovian battleship,
Eidolon - Jove Battleship Hardstyle Ambassador |
Missile Slinger
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:26:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
No.
Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"?
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Tibalt Avalon
Suck my Titan
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:28:00 -
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Originally by: Missile Slinger
Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
No.
Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"?
Do Jovians like Cake? Hardstyle Ambassador |
Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Missile Slinger
Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
No.
Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"?
No.
Originally by: Tibalt Avalon
Originally by: Missile Slinger
Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
No.
Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"?
Do Jovians like Cake?
No, it is unhealthy.
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Zaknussem
Intrum Industria
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:33:00 -
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Judging by your replies, you look more like you belong to the Novians, as all your answers usually end up as being "No".
That said, you're not a Jovian, nor are you their representative. AFAIK, there's only one Jovian character left in Eve, and you're not him. Otherwise you'd know the name of the Jovian character I'm talking about. ;) |
Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.06 04:36:00 -
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Originally by: Zaknussem Judging by your replies, you look more like you belong to the Novians, as all your answers usually end up as being "No".
That said, you're not a Jovian, nor are you their representative. AFAIK, there's only one Jovian character left in Eve, and you're not him. Otherwise you'd know the name of the Jovian character I'm talking about. ;)
Incorrect. I am the only known living* Jovian in the eyes of the inferior beings of New Eden. Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake.
* Part of our mission here was to kill off the other Jovians in New Eden, this was done before this thread was created.
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Daisuke Aoki
Gallente Independent Coalition Primary.
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Posted - 2010.05.06 05:35:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader,
I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert.
Please do not hesitate to ask any question.
P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post.
Hello Jovian. y so srs?
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Sir Hulk
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.05.06 06:04:00 -
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How many jovian does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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