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Retiska
Gallente Secte Rouge
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:23:00 -
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Do you have a cookie vending mackinaw in your shipz? XX Mining Drone Says: Bleep Bleep XX |
Imiarr Timshae
Caldari Funny Men In Funny Hats
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face
P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post.
I've seen TomB's face.
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Originally by: GM Horse
Remember kids, both meth and macro use are Really Quite Bad Things.
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sister jade
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:39:00 -
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i for one will welcome our new jovian overlords with a book of words that mean nothing in another 2000 years..
that aside- i heard jovians have no genitals- c/d?
<3
Sister.
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Vaeliel
Gallente Slander Acquisitions
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:45:00 -
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This thread delivers PRECISELY what it promises:
Nothing of consequence.
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Bryan Walsh
The Lost Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.07 14:45:00 -
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Whose the last Jovian in the game? A GM character?
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Elldranga
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader,
I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert.
Please do not hesitate to ask any question.
P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post.
Grammar police! "we Jovians" rather than "us Jovians". I'm not so sure that your Jovian... I'm pretty sure that they have higher intelligence than I do and wouldn't need grammar police services.
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Napro
Caldari Buccaneers of New Eden death from above..
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:07:00 -
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Edited by: Napro on 07/05/2010 15:07:07 Mr. Jovian when will the server be back up? edit: This thread is now about the server fallover and must be locked
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:19:00 -
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Edited by: Nonexistent Face on 07/05/2010 15:18:39
Originally by: Gertrud ToD this could have been fun, if OP would have known at least some basic eve background :(
Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now.
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Novargen
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Posted - 2010.05.07 15:23:00 -
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You live in this house OP.
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May Ke
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Elldranga Grammar police! "we Jovians" rather than "us Jovians". I'm not so sure that your Jovian... I'm pretty sure that they have higher intelligence than I do and wouldn't need grammar police services.
Erm... Grammar Police... "you're Jovian" rather than "your Jovian"
To Mr. Nonexistent Face:
If the question is right, will you give us an answer?
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Hesperius
Parsec Flux
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Posted - 2010.05.07 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face I am a Jovian.
Prove yourself not to be an imposer: What is NIGHT?
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Khalik Artonid
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Posted - 2010.05.07 17:06:00 -
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Can I have a cookie?
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Tau Dades
Caldari Electrostatik
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Posted - 2010.05.07 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Nonexistent Face
Please do not hesitate to ask any question.
WTF is Protus?
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Da'iel Zehn
Bloodnaut Wayfarer Stellar Initiative
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Posted - 2010.05.07 17:45:00 -
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your FAAAAAACE!!!!
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DZ's website
Got a problem? Talk to my gun.
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MrBinary
Minmatar Binary Systems
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Posted - 2010.05.07 18:20:00 -
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OP...Was amusing for a time. Some corrections.
You're not Jove.
I've had dealings with Jove. 6 contacts. They are indeed "in game".
You're just a simple Amarr slaver dog looking for attention.
"[ 2004.05.20 20:11:42 ] Hodal Xibur > Die MrBinary" |
Real Poison
Minmatar Stormlord Battleforce Vanguard.
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Posted - 2010.05.07 18:32:00 -
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here's my question:
"how can entropy be reversed?"
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Pottsey
Enheduanni Foundation
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Posted - 2010.05.07 22:14:00 -
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Nonexistent Face said "Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now." Your joking right? Sure if it was a 1v1 battle with a Jove BS I would bet on a Jove ship wining. But 2 or 3 of our ships would easily beat a Jove battleship perhaps evens 1v1 sometimes depending on pilot skill. Jove ships can be very much scratched by our ships. Just read the battles with the Jove in the story or take a look at the Jove ships in game you can fight.
What makes you think Jove ships cannot be scratched by ours? I suggest you go hunt down some Jove ships then come back and say that. You might be surprised at how easy they are to beat.
Even if you count Jove ships as superior then our ships. It doesn't mean they have the most superior ships. I mean look at the Yan Jung they had Titans over 10,000 years ago if I recall correctly and I still believe they are alive out there. Although I have no real evidence of that.
______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.07 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said "Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now." Your joking right? Sure if it was a 1v1 battle with a Jove BS I would bet on a Jove ship wining. But 2 or 3 of our ships would easily beat a Jove battleship perhaps evens 1v1 sometimes depending on pilot skill. Jove ships can be very much scratched by our ships. Just read the battles with the Jove in the story or take a look at the Jove ships in game you can fight.
What makes you think Jove ships cannot be scratched by ours? I suggest you go hunt down some Jove ships then come back and say that. You might be surprised at how easy they are to beat.
Even if you count Jove ships as superior then our ships. It doesn't mean they have the most superior ships. I mean look at the Yan Jung they had Titans over 10,000 years ago if I recall correctly and I still believe they are alive out there. Although I have no real evidence of that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31rHZUwGaM
not going to make it a clicky because i know you care enough to copy/paste it yourself
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Tau Dades
Caldari Electrostatik
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Posted - 2010.05.08 04:55:00 -
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SCAMMER! you didnt answer my question
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Pottsey
Enheduanni Foundation
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Posted - 2010.05.08 07:02:00 -
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That to me looks like the videos from the stress test a while back on the test server where the devs ran around in cheated ships to, well stress the server and 100's of people tried to kill them.
Some devs messing around on the test server with cheated modules do not count. They can make and indeed have made most ships invincible. The GM/Dev cheat modules are pretty powerful.
The Jove ships in the storyline are nowhere near that powerful. The Jove ships in game on the live server are nowhere near that powerful. The devs have done the same thing to many other none Jove ships. Read the storyline and look at real Jove ships in game. Read the famous battle with the Jove and Amaar when the Jove won but took heavy losses. In fact I have some of the dev Jove ships on my fitting screen. I can show you if you content me in game. They are full of GM cheated modules. Much harder to kill then the real Jove.
______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
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GuyFawkez
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Posted - 2010.05.22 21:27:00 -
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Edited by: GuyFawkez on 22/05/2010 21:28:35
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.23 00:00:00 -
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Why hasnt a blue stickied this epic thread of which I only came across now :O
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Serpent Kamri
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Posted - 2010.05.23 21:09:00 -
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I came expecting a well planned roleplay and left with a serious disappointment, the idea is great, but the execution is beyond pathetic.
Quote: us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post
Even though the Jove have gone through remarkable genetic alteration they are still humans like everyone else. The Jove have a pale and semi-transparent skin and they are of short to average height. Please feel free to check out 'The Jovian Wet Grave' article in the backstory section.
Quote: Remember, us Jovians do not possess any emotion as it is an inferior process that you human beings have
The Jove have removed much of their emotions, that is true, but it would be wrong to claim they have none. The Theodicy novella clearly describes one of the Jove experiencing an emotional breakdown after seeing the terrible inhumanness of the Minmatar fighters.
Also, they have never been described as arrogant towards the people of the four empires.
Quote: Yours is a fascinating tribe. Please tell me more about these ninja looters and high sec dwellers.
The Jove value information above everything else and there are few things they do not know about what goes on in the universe. For example, before the battle against the Amarr they learned the details of the planned engagement before the Amarrian high commanding officers did.
Quote: Why the glass-like skin?
Perhaps to make them physically more resilient or to slow or even stop aging, God knows what they have done with their body tissue.
Quote: what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand?
They generally appear to remain neutral and the welfare of the entire universe seems to be their main concern. I cannot say for certain what their intentions are, but they have occasionally interfered and meddled with the empires' business. For example, Maleatu Shakor, a capable ship fighter pilot for the Minmatar people, was taken by the Jove and returned as a completely different man who now fights for his people in politics, not battlefields. It's also uncertain if the Jove were involved during empress Jamyl's cloning "incident".
Quote: how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s****with a jovian battleship
The battleship is called 'Eidolon', you can probably find some screenshots and YouTube videos
Quote: how to jovians reproduce?
By cloning tubes, although due to the "Jovian disease" as it's called their numbers are quite limited. If you'd like to know more there should be a chronicle in the background section.
Quote: Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
The Jove don't share their technology with the four empires. Maybe they don't believe we are ready for such power yet or perhaps they fear we will repeat the same mistakes they did with extensive genetic mutation. The only thing they have taught us is pod technology.
Quote: Do Jovians like Cake?
That actually made me think for a little while I can't see why not, although I'm sure they have their own high-nutrient mix for sustenance.
Quote: the Enheduanni will stop the inferior low technology Jove long before they get to reclaim their homeword. They beat you last time and they will beat you again. You are a small dieing race who lost there empire and homeworld and power. I have thought many a Jove ship and you are not as powerfull as you say.
The Order is an even bigger mystery than the Jove and we have had only a couple of contacts with them, both not too promising. I'm not too sure what their motivations are.
Alright, looks like I ran out of text room. Please, read the backstory before another Q&A session.
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