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MacRune
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Posted - 2010.05.10 17:12:00 -
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The well known and all powerful Ponzi family is excited to announce the opening of The Ponzi Bank of Eve.
This presents an unprecedented opportunity for the citizens of Eve. For the first time in the history of Eve you will have the opportunity to share in it's ownership. What's more the Bank will pay out didvidens to all share holders after every share sold. Yes, you heard right 80% of every share sold will be paid to the banks shareholders.
And if this was not enough we have decide that all shareholder with ownership in at least 10 shares of stock well be alowed to particabate in profit sharing on every investor they refer that invest in our bank. The commission will be 10% of the total investment.
The stock price is set at 5mill isk each. When 90% of the stocks are sold the will split and the price per stock will be doubled. To place you stock order just give isk to the corp TPBE. Your stocks well be sent to you within 24 hours. Remember when you refer a friend the put you name in the memo section so we know to send you your commission.
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Dzil
Caldari SafeHouse Investments of Tautology
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Posted - 2010.05.10 17:26:00 -
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I think I'm forum lagging, for some reason the funny isn't loading on the grid. Is anyone else having this problem?
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries
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Posted - 2010.05.10 17:26:00 -
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Edited by: Zions Child on 10/05/2010 17:27:09
Originally by: MacRune The well known and all powerful Ponzi family is excited to announce the opening of The Ponzi Bank of Eve.
This presents an unprecedented opportunity for the citizens of Eve. For the first time in the history of Eve you will have the opportunity to share in it's ownership. What's more the Bank will pay out dividends to all share holders after every share sold. Yes, you heard right, 80% of every share sold will be paid to the bank's shareholders.
And if this was not enough we have decided that all shareholders with ownership in at least 10 shares of stock will be allowed to participate in profit sharing on every investor they refer that invests in our bank. The commission will be 10% of the total investment.
The stock price is set at 5mill isk each. When 90% of the stocks are sold the will split and the price per stock will be doubled. To place your stock order just give isk to the corp TPBE. Your stocks well be sent to you within 24 hours. Remember when you refer a friend the put you name in the memo section so we know to send you your commission.
When attempting funny, proper spelling/grammar is a must. Especially when you can usually right-click on the word and it will give you the proper spelling. (Might be Mozilla only....)
Originally by: CCP Shadow *snip* Castration successful. Shadow.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2010.05.11 01:56:00 -
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Actually, this has already been done. No, not any of the failed banks or scams.
Some guy a while back made a website that showed deposits coming in. The gamble was to put money in and try to get it out before the ponzi broke. It was handled in rounds and went several rounds.
So, this has been done, better, by others already.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves; Aptitude and intellect are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Vanasire Neves
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Posted - 2010.05.11 02:22:00 -
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I bought 10 shares earlier and when I logged back in I found I was paid dividends twice already.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2010.05.11 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: Vanasire Neves I bought 10 shares earlier and when I logged back in I found I was paid dividends twice already.
One month old alt whose first post is in favor of something fishy. Around here you are what is known as a Shill.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves; Aptitude and intellect are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Brock Nelson
Caldari Flux Technologies Inc SRS.
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Posted - 2010.05.11 04:39:00 -
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0/10
Store | Get SRS |
Ponzi 911
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Posted - 2010.05.11 05:40:00 -
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How dare you infringe on my name I demand a payment of 100 million isk and royalty payments!
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MacRune
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Posted - 2010.05.14 18:21:00 -
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We have sent out dividens 2x so far. More to come...
Invest now b4 it's too late!
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Spruillo
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.05.15 02:43:00 -
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No.
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Thrasymachus TheSophist
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:41:00 -
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The Ponzi Bank?
Yes, that instills confidence.
Are Madoff and Gecko still on the board?
Get in early. Get out early. Profits!
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Jan VanRijkdom
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Posted - 2010.05.16 04:14:00 -
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LOL, Ponzi Bank, I get it.
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Capt Fossil
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.16 06:09:00 -
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Pull my Finger
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