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Jade Mystique
Amarr Tax Free Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.14 13:05:00 -
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CVA in tatters.
The new south is nothing more but a mere image of the greatness which was called CVA and Co.
Today, the new holders live in their constellations and are still trying to burn out the natives, in this case Paxton Federation, truly the last of the Provicans.
Now, every alliance has a constellation, every corp has a system. But do they care about their pilots? Do they grow fat and rich or just enter a state of frenzy and run around shooting others like ignorant little children? How did we let things escalate to what they are today? I admit it, I never did like Aralis, god knows he was a wuss! But things did seem to work.
Today, we donÆt have a stable south, a fully industrialized south, an urban south. Providence does not attract intergalactic migrants. Only thieves, pirates and plunder parties. The poverty rate of Providence is rising at an increased pace.
The unique and historic heritage of Providence is marked as clinically dead.
But has the spirit of the free Providence really departed from that region? Will the free corps and alliances of EVE sit still and watch as the last remains of the old era succumb to the blood thirsty, stenched and drooling hordes of Sodalitas, Agony, EoS and Ushra Khan? Do we leave the freedom fighters to their doom?
I donÆt think so!
I think it is time to make one more stand, hit those cotton pickinÆ bastards right where it hurts them the most and put back the shackles of war on their filthy, maggot-like wrists and fur feet and send them back into the mines where they truly belong.
It is time, my friends! Raise the Bonnie Blue! Hoist the Navy Jack! Stand proud as you hum the Dixie song on your way to do battle! Do not let them bring shame upon your name!
Remember Dital!
It is time to enslave them once more!
GIVE ME PROVIDENCE OR GIVE ME JITA!
Signing offà
Jade Mystique Capt. of the CSS ôOlÆ Alabama Reloadedö
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Moc
Caldari Firebird Squadron
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Posted - 2010.05.14 13:09:00 -
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First
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Faekurias
Caldari Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 13:21:00 -
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Nice post, this thread could go places
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Daphney Ommatu
Minmatar Ronin Spectres
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Posted - 2010.05.14 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Mystique hit those cotton pickinÆ bastards
^^ THATS RACIST...I always knew CVA and Co. were racists... |
Jade Mystique
Amarr Tax Free Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.14 14:37:00 -
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If you dont like my Providence, you can kiss my a$$
The south will rise again!
Yeeeehaaaw!
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Tiberizzle
Caldari Tactical Trading Partnership
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Posted - 2010.05.14 15:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Mystique cotton pickinÆ bastards
why u gotta make it a racial issue dawg
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Mazza
Minmatar Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 17:15:00 -
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Edited by: Mazza on 14/05/2010 17:15:48
Originally by: Tiberizzle
Originally by: Jade Mystique cotton pickinÆ bastards
why u gotta make it a racial issue dawg
Is it coz I's is black??? Yarrrrrrr |
Hash Stanton
Caldari BlackSite Prophecy Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 18:39:00 -
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I finished reading this and all of a sudden I had Dixie Land Delight in my head.
Roll Tide :D
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Soldur
Caldari Helljumpers Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 19:40:00 -
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I am from the south IRL and i find all of this very offensive
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Orree
Gallente Dynaverse Corporation Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.05.14 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Mystique <snip>
The new south is nothing more but a mere image of the greatness which was called CVA and Co.
<snip>
What?
---------- "How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." ---Benjamin Disraeli |
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Pachira Lotus
Caldari All Star Shipyards The Castle Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 20:24:00 -
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Edited by: Pachira Lotus on 14/05/2010 20:24:45 Did CVA cut holes for eye slits in their pillow case's, whilst going on their holy rightious slaving trips to matari space
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DeadDuck
Amarr Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 23:10:00 -
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It's one of my dearest desires. After finishing "some on going tasks" up here in the north, go to Providence and make a good cleansing at all the trash there at the moment, and in the end give it back to the previous rulers, the Amarr Empire.
AMARR VICTOR!
God is my Wingman |
RuleoftheBone
Minmatar The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.14 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: DeadDuck It's one of my dearest desires. After finishing "some on going tasks" up here in the north, go to Providence and make a good cleansing at all the trash there at the moment, and in the end give it back to the previous rulers, the Amarr Empire.
AMARR VICTOR!
Out with the old blob...in with the new.
To the ~wulfpacks~ folks...our cloaks will blot out the --oh **** it tired
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DeadDuck
Amarr Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Originally by: DeadDuck It's one of my dearest desires. After finishing "some on going tasks" up here in the north, go to Providence and make a good cleansing at all the trash there at the moment, and in the end give it back to the previous rulers, the Amarr Empire.
AMARR VICTOR!
Out with the old blob...in with the new.
To the ~wulfpacks~ folks...our cloaks will blot out the --oh **** it tired
I have the feeling that you guys had more fun in those times then at the present
God is my Wingman |
Michal Kaczev
Caldari Dynaverse Corporation Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.05.14 23:36:00 -
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Pull your pants up Aralis. It will be ok in Empire.
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SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar Bite me inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Pachira Lotus Edited by: Pachira Lotus on 14/05/2010 20:24:45 Did CVA cut holes for eye slits in their pillow case's, whilst going on their holy rightious slaving trips to matari space
The short answer? No. The long answer? Yes. __________________________________________________
History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
Vigilanta
Amarr S0utherN Comfort Enforcers of Serenity
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Posted - 2010.05.15 00:54:00 -
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wow. im amazed whoever's alt this is thought it worthy to mention EOS, but forget to mention dashio syndicate choas theory noir. ect. Not that i don't mind. But i have to admit our co residents have done much more work then we have, though I do wish i could say we had contributed more to the effort. Post with your main, alt posting is cowardly.
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Ocih
Amarr The Program Vanguard.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 05:51:00 -
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Originally by: DeadDuck It's one of my dearest desires. After finishing "some on going tasks" up here in the north, go to Providence and make a good cleansing at all the trash there at the moment, and in the end give it back to the previous rulers, the Amarr Empire.
AMARR VICTOR!
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Salivan Harddin
Gallente Divine Power. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 08:24:00 -
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Posting with alts is the hip way, all the cool kids do it! (I too, am an alt of an alt of an alt of an alt which is this alt...Oh wait I got confused, who am I again?) -------------------------------------------------- Proud member of Northern Coalition - ôOur lives fleeting, our pods fragile, but our friendship eternalö |
Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.15 08:27:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Mystique
Will the free corps and alliances of EVE sit still and watch as the last remains of the old era succumb to the blood thirsty, stenched and drooling hordes of Sodalitas, Agony, EoS and Ushra Khan?
Now wait just a minute! We may be blood thirsty, and possibly stenched (not sure how we manage it, our pod juice is 90% blended roses and unicorns), but I'll have you know every Agony pilot comes fully equipped with a paper towel for drool management. If you feel our efforts in this respect are lacking, I urge you to contact our complaints department within no more of 24 hours of your arrival in Jita.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar Big Shadows Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.15 10:37:00 -
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It is not often Im trying to be serious and try to post some real conten in this spaceshipgame, so I gonna say something very importent about Providence
Ready?
Oki here it comes:
Doctor Doctor give me the newz, I got a bad case of loving you!!!!!
thank you mr Robert Palmer for that useful tip and wisedom
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.05.15 10:58:00 -
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Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Out with the old blob...in with the new.
I couldn't describe the new Providence better! Shame that the new residents are even less willing to fight than Providence was. Oh well, I guess that is what happens when you replace everything with carebears. ---
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.15 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: DeadDuck
I have the feeling that you guys had more fun in those times then at the present
you're wrong (as always) ----------
~bitter dog~
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Salivan Harddin
Gallente Divine Power. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 11:19:00 -
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Finally, a Butter Dog appearance, I was beginning to fear that CCP has silenced my favorite troll once more!
Down with the censorship.
I totally see the new Providence able to defend itself in the future after -A- will get the short stick from the NC and CVA and its allies re-build themselves.
Wait for MAX_2 to be over for some new Providence hilarity. -------------------------------------------------- ****ing in his own cheerios since 2007 |
DeadDuck
Amarr Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.15 11:21:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Out with the old blob...in with the new.
I couldn't describe the new Providence better! Shame that the new residents are even less willing to fight than Providence was. Oh well, I guess that is what happens when you replace everything with carebears.
Well the old Providence was willing to fight until it started to be fashion go there and kill stuff. For the roaming gangs was easy to get there and pick kills and then go home. For the Providence residents at certain time it wasn't worth it the time to pass 24h/7d after roaming gangs using cloaks and more interested in collect kills(ganks/easy kills) then pick a good fight.
God is my Wingman |
Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.15 13:01:00 -
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Edited by: Butter Dog on 15/05/2010 13:01:31
Originally by: Salivan Harddin
I totally see the new Providence able to defend itself in the future after -A- will get the short stick from the NC and CVA and its allies re-build themselves.
you're quite the master strategist ----------
~bitter dog~
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.15 14:43:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Out with the old blob...in with the new.
I couldn't describe the new Providence better! Shame that the new residents are even less willing to fight than Providence was. Oh well, I guess that is what happens when you replace everything with carebears.
Oh I dunno about that. Seems to me you folks are having a good ole time skirmishing with UK pilots the last couple days around 9UY/KBP. At least the amount of red splashed on the UK killboard indicates that .
As far as vague threats from the NC dude...whatever. If you are looking for some sort of by-proxy N-v-S zone in Providence hey great fabulous. Then you can get to read the endless moans and whines waxing nostalgic about the "old Provi" and how you should administer the space blah blah blah lolrp etc ad naseum.
Of course there is the fact that when CVA and co actually needed your interest there was no help to be found as you folks and IT/pals were BSOD'ing away in whatever part of the universe you inhabit.
Anyway...."old blob new blob" does not really pertain to the current state of Provi as the fleet fights remain actually playable with 2-300 pilots duking it out from time-to-time. And UK continues to go from strength to strength learning as it goes.
Except in the case of Genos/Hydra. Goddamn it Garmon
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Noobjuice
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:50:00 -
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Ruleofthebone, I may be coming for you soon. For those smack talking Aralis, I'm going to teach you some manners.
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StonerPhReaK
Gallente Imperial Tau Syndicate Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia
Originally by: RuleoftheBone
Out with the old blob...in with the new.
I couldn't describe the new Providence better! Shame that the new residents are even less willing to fight than Providence was. Oh well, I guess that is what happens when you replace everything with carebears.
Cause hydra is a super elite pet and cant be beat..Yeah...Come in looking for easy kills,Cant find any,Chestbeat we cant beat u..QQ? We mount a force.Not a blob either,Far from it actually. U guys run for the boarder...Spin it whichever way u want,Your still not as elite as u claim.Also nice bombing run fail.Elite? Not by far.
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: RuleoftheBone on 15/05/2010 16:14:50 Edited by: RuleoftheBone on 15/05/2010 16:11:00
Originally by: Noobjuice Ruleofthebone, I may be coming for you soon. For those smack talking Aralis, I'm going to teach you some manners.
People of Snigg
Hi noobjuice...been a while. When I saw you and Shamis (in a Curse no less) on the BR for the festivities earlier in the week I was like . Then I was like as while crappy to be on the recieving end of PL's gentle attentions (fist rofl) it's nice to see PL back ****ting all over everyone.
Of course I would prefer not to personally be the subject of your regard. I may have to initiate Bonesphere mk1.1 (patent pending) and crawl into a WH for a few weeks or something.
Although if by "coming for me" you are requesting diplomatic talks in order to schedule PL integration with UK please contact Butter Dog for pr0 diplomatic negotiation
**edit**How's that for ****-stirring rumor mongering...PL/UK BFF alliance. The tears from my end would be delicious but return-to-favor-FOTM-meets-lolrp is too much for anyone to swallow I suppose. I'm a terrible troll
**edit**sorry I missed the fun earlier this week. I was in bed enduring a bout of stomach flu so terrible to behold it made the poop scene with Jeff Daniels in "Dumb and Dumber" look positively gentle.
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