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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:26:00 -
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Hello,
i can not log in into Eve... have they already started the patching process?
BR Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:11:00 -
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START: 02:00 UTC -> 04:00 AUSTRIAN / GERMAN TIME END: 18:00 UTC -> 20:00 AUSTRIAN / GERMAN TIME
i would not download a not offical released patch, becouse CCP has 5 - 6 hours to do some last minute changes... which would couse some trouble with your client if they do so.
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:18:00 -
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Quote: I am a new player here and have only just paid for my first subscription outside the trial period. I cannot believe that they don't "freeze" the server or credit us with a day when the server is down for so long. Yeah, they update the game for free and blah blah blah but really, when i pay for 30 days i want to get 30 days PLAYING time, not 28 days playing, 1 day sitting and waiting and another day lost due to daily server downtimes. If this game wasn't so frikkin awesome, I'd vote with my feet.
NO YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR PLAYING TIME! YOU ARE PAYING FOR KEEPING THE HUGE AMOUNT OF SERVERS, LICENSES, BILLS AND THE PEAOPLE MAINTAINING ALL OF THE STUFF!
SO do not be a whining noob, which is paying 14,95 Ç for SUCH a game, and that type of service!
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Tizona biggest display of ignorance and impatience to date.
Ignorance is defined as "ill-informed" ..meaning you're NOT informed. It's not an insult, but has somehow evolved to a form of insult by use out of proper context and inherited definition from said context.
I typed that out to cover my ass against idiots that want to flame me for calling them ignorant, and associating that with being stupid. The being stupid part.. well.. for some, that just comes naturally. ..like not paying attention for the past few months at least.. they've only been talking about it forever now it seems.
The impatience part.. that's self-explanatory. Anyone who's complaining about these few hours of DT while the game expands for the *13th TIME* should be ganked on sight in-game.
"WAAAAH I PAID FOR THIS TIME WAAAAAAAH."
on average, that's 50 cents a day. ..shut up. You should feel BLESSED that the creators of this entertainment utility were GENEROUS enough to actually SHARE their idea/creation/vision with people who don't appreciate anything. Most of you act like you're GD ENTITLED to this *game*.
Grow up.
EXACTLY! THANK YOU!
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:28:00 -
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Originally by: kaliskaramon Lol it is funny to see all the impatient noobs downloading the 154366 funny thing is THATS THE PATCH FOR THE TEST SERVER FROM LAST WEEK NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA I TOLD YA!!!
DO not download not officailly released patches!!!
have fun reinstalling the whole game!
:-D
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:37:00 -
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i do not think that there will be waiting time downloading the patch, a comapny like CCP wich is able to create such a game, is not so stupid to place the file on an Windows XP machine and post the link,
there will be several servers, connected with load balancers, so everybody will get the patch as fast as posible...
maybe it will be slower a bit, but who cares for 10 more minutes....
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:46:00 -
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Let me explain something to you guys....
you say 40.000 ppl would download the patch at the same time...
becouse the worl is a sphere and not a pizza probably 20.000 are sleeping.
form the 20.000 probably 5.000 are at work, and 5.000 are doing something normal like having seks, doing some sports, out for a drink, in cinema or whatever...
so only 10.000 ppl will try to download the patch at the same time!
This amount of downloads is easy to handle with 3 servers...
so STOP PANIC and take a drink, go have sex, or watch a movie!
Br, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lederstrumpf Edited by: Lederstrumpf on 26/05/2010 12:47:20
Originally by: Kerr avonn
Whats the point of patching now anyway?
The point is having appropriate upgrade information in place, as that's within the duty of a professional company to protect its paying users from malware, otherwise possibly being given to those as "the really shiny upgrade stuff" from malicious third parties.
Imagine somebody forging an "update" executable now, displaying EVE login screen, asking for your username/password just to send it to some remote server of your friendly EVE enemy....
great explanation, to write such an app it woudl take about 15 mninutes, 10 minutes would take to place the images and write the text you see... so the friendly enemy would get the login informations of a whoel bunch of peapole... so you loose everything!
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:58:00 -
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Originally by: Feshara Dolvas
Originally by: Jokerface666 Let me explain something to you guys....
you say 40.000 ppl would download the patch at the same time...
becouse the worl is a sphere and not a pizza probably 20.000 are sleeping.
form the 20.000 probably 5.000 are at work, and 5.000 are doing something normal like having seks, doing some sports, out for a drink, in cinema or whatever...
so only 10.000 ppl will try to download the patch at the same time!
This amount of downloads is easy to handle with 3 servers...
so STOP PANIC and take a drink, go have sex, or watch a movie!
Br, Joker
lol, well for me, it's: 1)nearly 8am so drinking is generally discouraged and I'm not an alcoholic in which i would think of doing that. 2)unless I'm watching them at home, going out to a movie is out of the question. 3)wife just gave birth to my beautiful son and it's doctor's orders of no nookie for 6 weeks (really sucks, but that's life).
so that leaves me here to watch merrily the conversations going on in the forum....though I might make myself a bite to eat whilst I wait. If the game isn't up by 1800 UTC and there isn't any word from CCP, then I'll start getting anticipant.
Couse of the birth of your son, you are excused :-D
GRATULATIONS!
Br, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: kaliskaramon
Originally by: Knobfer Jones
Originally by: Jokerface666
so STOP PANIC and take a drink, go have sex....
Br, Joker
Erm, have you seen the average EVE player? At least be honest and say masterbate.
dont go blind
c'mon guys do not break my world into peaces, tell me that you are not the kind of WOW gamer, not eating for 2 days, not seen sunlight for 2 weeks and not seen a woman for 2 years becouse of a quest :-D
Br, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 13:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ore Mut Sever will probably crash with all the people trying to download the new client at once. Then the flood of complaints about Tyrannis's flaws as an expansion will snowball until culminating into the final complaints before the next expansion.
please do not talk about things you do not have a clue about... there is not ONE server....
there is one link and the peaple will probably be spreaded over 20 download servers to keep the stress for the machines and our downloading time low.
I am sure everyone will be able to play without any problem latest at 20:00 UTC
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 13:41:00 -
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Originally by: Ore Mut
Originally by: Jokerface666
Originally by: Ore Mut Sever will probably crash with all the people trying to download the new client at once. Then the flood of complaints about Tyrannis's flaws as an expansion will snowball until culminating into the final complaints before the next expansion.
please do not talk about things you do not have a clue about... there is not ONE server....
there is one link and the peaple will probably be spreaded over 20 download servers to keep the stress for the machines and our downloading time low.
I am sure everyone will be able to play without any problem latest at 20:00 UTC
BR, Joker
Not much of a Joker are you? You can go back to elementary school if you thought I was serious at all.
haha sorry, but some ppl here could've post things like that for real :-D
damn i can't wait to play, i'm torturing my dog for freakin 3 hours becouse it's so boring.... he's trying to run away but i closed the door, so ne escape for you doggy wuahahahaha
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 13:51:00 -
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Let's hope they will be faster this time again :-)
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 14:49:00 -
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1,5 hours ago there were 40 playert on the server, i thinks thats the testing and documentation crew finishing their work, shouldn't take long till they set it online.
waiting in front of my screen and clicking login every 5 seconds :-D
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:02:00 -
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it will autoupdate, when the server patching is fnished, you will get a message then click yes and thats it.
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:09:00 -
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1. no, 1 planet can be settled by a number of players. you will have to arrange with your "inmates"
2. No, you have to destroy the first one and build the better one.
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: Capt Lynch Can someone please email me and tell me when the autopatch will work? I live in the UK but for some reason the patch is not updating. Please help me.
it will work as sonns as CCP publishers the patch.
just wait!
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:36:00 -
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HAHAAH WORSK!!!!!! DOWNLOADING VIA AUTOUOPDATE¦!!!
WEEEHEEEEEEEEE I'M COMMING!
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Jokerface666
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:52:00 -
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FOR ALL OF YOU!!! DO NOT MATTER WHAT TIEM ZONE!!!!
NOW IT's 15:45 UTC
so in about 2 hours the patch should be released!
Br, Joker
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:01:00 -
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for sure TO ALL AGAIN THE BOARD TIME IS THE UTC TIME USED BY EVE!!!! WHEN IT'S IN THE BOARD 18:00:00 THEN IT's RELEASE TIME!
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:23:00 -
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EVE RADIO : AUTOUPDATE WILL BE AVAIABLE IN ABOUT 40 MINUTES!
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Enormus1 May someone, who can tell me, tell me please? Do I need to re-download Dominion? I already uninstalled it.
just wait will you damm,, it will download automaticly
how old are you man??? HE DEINSTALLED THE GAME!!!!
to shorten download times, you should install dominion again!!!
BR, Joker
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: MongoMad Ok, so i may not have been playing EVE all that long, but i have been playing a ton of online games for well over 10 years. Let me tell you this, i have NEVER seen another MMO company work as hard as CCP. They have launched 4 expansions in the time that most of my other installed MMO games have barely launched 1, and remember its FREE. Take a good look at the patch notes too, its a never ending list of improvements. And when the client is finally released, you are guaranteed continued support to keep everything smooth, with further patching if needed. Seeing a ton of people complain really gets to me because i promise you, goto ANY other MMO currently on the market, and you wont get anything even remotely close to the level of quality CCP shows you. So please fellow addicts, be patient. Soon we can all enjoy the latest set of changes.
I AGREEE! for support tickets or bug reports you get just an standard answer like "thank you your request will be processed" if thex really take a look then the improovement will come with a patch in 1 or 2 years and will cost about 50 Ç
Br, Joker
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:02:00 -
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Originally by: ctx2007 omg i just found out i have a cat and a wife.
the mystery of the universe. i must be spending too much time in my pod
now you know why you do not have to go to buy food and why your fridge is always full :-D and what that strange noises in the back are...
:-P
Br, Joker
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Assegai Developments 18:02 still down
how stup** are you????
UTC IT IS 17:05
BR,
Joker
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Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:14:00 -
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ROFL
START (0 sec.) since 15 seconds! :-D
what the hehe
BR, Joker |
Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:26:00 -
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It would be cool if a message from CCP comes like: "just a joke there is no patch, there is but just for CCP employees, PRANKED! Have fun with dominion dumbasses"
WUAHAHAHAH
BR, Joker |
Jokerface666
Amarr Pulverizing Goddess Corp.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:34:00 -
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CCP Tech Guy: "no one will play today..." CCP Boss: "why?" CCP Tech Guy: "the main cable is unplugged..." CCP Boss: "how do you know" CCP Tech Guy: "i have unplugged it!"
:-P
Br, Joker |
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