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Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: SolusLunes
Originally by: Jamaican Herbsman "yo momma is so fat that he cant eat"
Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on overview from three regions away!
So fat she needs two pages in this thread!
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.25 23:20:00 -
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Your momma so fat, the GMs moved her to lowsec!
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.25 23:38:00 -
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Your momma's so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.26 00:17:00 -
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I would like to deploy smack but it's batter to have douchebaggery and ass-holism trained to at least level 4 before trying it.
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Andrea Skye
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.26 10:42:00 -
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Smack is the best part of the game imo. Any corp who says "LOL NO SMAKC IN LOCAL!" are really missing out. it can be so hilarious sometimes, and gives you something to do while waiting out the 15 min GCC.
Thats not to say I smack at every oppurtinity. If I had a geniune good fight without any ECM then "gf"... and sometimes I just cant be bothered.
But smack is fun. Anyone who says otherwise either is rubbish at smacking/doesnt know how or thier a bleeding heart carebear.
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Riedle
Minmatar Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.05.26 11:48:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat she has her own traffic advisory
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DuKackBoon
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:08:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat, she made the EVE gate collapse.
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Katara TBE
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:46:00 -
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" Yo mama so fat when she was cremated they had to stop all flights in europe"
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splockster
Caldari Tactical Warfare Assault Team Sublime SUBLIME CREATIONS ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2010.05.26 12:58:00 -
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escape a from a bigger gang "RUN NUB!" gank a smaller gang or single target "blob fail nubs" etc choose to not engage 20 mill to 1, "cloaky *** nub" win a 1vs1.. "had to use, ecm, td,nano etc to win ya nub" lose a 1vs1.."lol nub"
hate all of these or in the same spirit as these, anything with a tad of humour is good for me
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Cloora
APEX Unlimited APEX Conglomerate
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Posted - 2010.05.27 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Skye Smack is the best part of the game imo. Any corp who says "LOL NO SMAKC IN LOCAL!" are really missing out. it can be so hilarious sometimes, and gives you something to do while waiting out the 15 min GCC.
Thats not to say I smack at every oppurtinity. If I had a geniune good fight without any ECM then "gf"... and sometimes I just cant be bothered.
But smack is fun. Anyone who says otherwise either is rubbish at smacking/doesnt know how or thier a bleeding heart carebear.
Oh but that is the best! Having 3 Falcons showing up and having the enemy being able to do nothing but DIE. Sometimes we intentionally keep targets alive just so we can blob them with more ships. JUST so we can hear more tears! OH THE TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS!!! OH YUMMY!!
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Lord Ryan
Draconian Armada
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Posted - 2010.05.27 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Katara TBE " Yo mama so fat when she was cremated they had to stop all flights in europe"
+1
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Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.05.27 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Cloora Oh but that is the best! Having 3 Falcons showing up and having the enemy being able to do nothing but DIE. Sometimes we intentionally keep targets alive just so we can blob them with more ships. JUST so we can hear more tears! OH THE TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS!!! OH YUMMY!!
Exactly this. Dropping multiple falcons on people generates excellent smack.
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Lex Alandar
Q Division 5
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Posted - 2010.05.27 18:05:00 -
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yo mamma is so fat she got stuck in a wormhole. two titans and a massive bump later, every wormhole in new eden collapsed from the shockwave.
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.05.27 19:41:00 -
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I use smack as a tool. I like to make people as mad as possible, whether that means being quiet in local or talking up a storm really depends on the person.
What annoys me the most is when I attempt to have a perfectly civil conversation with my targets and they just go emo and block me (especially if I convo or mail a new player I've killed to give them fitting advice). Silence is fine as I'm sure they'll read my mails eventually, but blocking when I'm trying to help is just uncalled for
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Lara Seren
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Posted - 2010.05.28 02:42:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Ryan
Originally by: Katara TBE " Yo mama so fat when she was cremated they had to stop all flights in europe"
+1
^^ This
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Lithalnas
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.28 02:46:00 -
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I only smack in local if someone warps away with points on him.(Warp core stabs) -------------
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Azishkra'elhykai Mizamel
Griff-Co
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lex Alandar yo mamma is so fat she got stuck in a wormhole. two titans and a massive bump later, every wormhole in new eden collapsed from the shockwave.
Too long. -1
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Ruhige Schmerz
Valhalla Naval Corp Black Nova Federation
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Posted - 2010.05.28 15:47:00 -
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No smack here, almost no talking in local. Bored conversations, 'gf', and waves are about it.
If someone is really persistent in the smack I'll just start agreeing with everything they say. Some Finnish (or Norwegian or Scandanavian or whatever, not really sure) WTs called me a "tomte." I looked it up and loled.
I was reprimanded when a Russian complained to CCP that my great love for Russian mothers and daughters was "inciting an international incident" or some nonsense along those lines.
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2010.05.28 18:01:00 -
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Sir, your mother is slightly overweight, which is quite normal for women of her age.
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Ka choop
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Posted - 2010.05.28 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: Arec Bardwin Sir, your mother is slightly overweight, which is quite normal for women of her age.
I don't smack in local, GF will be all for the rest mostly silence. Smack heavily favors native English speakers and I'm not so I'm not good at it.
Ok so here's one: Your momma's so fat that you need to upgrade your outpost when she comes to visit.
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Godfroi
Righteous-Indignation
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Posted - 2010.05.28 22:50:00 -
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Most of my hatemail comes in after podding someone.
'I'm ok you destroy my ship but i don't understand why you kil me.... I begin this game since 2weeks..... I think you must be happy? What a marvellous fight killing a player not armed that just pass here... You really really a great fighter you think doing like this? Me i don't think.... '
'i was willing to pay for my pod but my eve crashed and wouldn't let me carry on. thank you for being such a douche and killing me constantly it reminds me of 4 months ago when i stopped playing eve.'
'you are a **** ******* and you need to die i will get my revenge so watch your back'
That stuff never annoys me. It makes piracy feel worth it sometimes.
It only annoys me when someone smacks after getting through a camp in their interceptor or cloaky hauler.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.05.28 22:57:00 -
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Originally by: Arec Bardwin Sir, your mother is slightly overweight, which is quite normal for women of her age.
And thine mother's varicose-veined thighs resemble the detailed roadmap of London. Including all the alleyways!
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Dacryphile
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Posted - 2010.05.29 01:59:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a cyno just to get to the bathroom.
Originally by: CCP Shadow There is no maximum quota placed on the amount a player can scam from others, provided he/she is using legitimate, in-game methods.
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Nonexistent Face
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Posted - 2010.05.29 02:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ran Khanon
Originally by: Arec Bardwin Sir, your mother is slightly overweight, which is quite normal for women of her age.
And thine mother's varicose-veined thighs resemble the detailed roadmap of London. Including all the alleyways!
Your momma's so fat, she killed Incarna.
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.29 09:57:00 -
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Yo mama is so fat, she is so fat, she is more fat than my mama! --
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eviwyn
Caldari Hellcats HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.05.29 11:25:00 -
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When smacktalk is funny funny I am all for it. Especially bored times smacktalk! But it should be funny and clever. Not the stupid straight talk stuff where you already know what is gonna come. So I am for and against it;) if it is done well I like it.
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Adeptus mecanicus
Caldari The Flaming Sideburn's Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2010.05.29 11:49:00 -
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Im to lazy to smack theese days so i get let other ppl do it
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Ekked Arthling
Gallente Cerberus Federation
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:51:00 -
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Yo mama is so fat she needs her own server.
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kiki mo
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Posted - 2010.06.02 19:57:00 -
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Yo mama is so fat she causes lag in real life
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Bryg Philomena
Don't Taze Me Bro
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:02:00 -
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Win or lose, if they actually fight, its a GF in local.
Otherwise it is usually me trying to get them to undock when they outnumber me. Then I just insinuate their lack of male genitalia by not engaging with their bigger numbers and ships.
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Am I reading this correctly? You claim you have a bug that undresses female avatars???
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