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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 17:39:00 -
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So, it turns out that I am terrible at making fences out of salvaged pieces of wood.
Terrible workmanship
I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage. It involved nails, and wood. This came about as yesterday, something enraged me terribly. I was about 12:30pm, I was just minding my own business when I noticed somebody running up the side passage to my house. I thought this to be unusual, as nobody should really be there unless they are known to me or up to no good.
I promptly decided to investigate. None of the things in my garden were missing, so I wondered what this man could have been doing. Then I found out. The man obviously had an urgent situation, and the evidence was a few feet away from my window. He'd taken a crap. Outside my open window. In broad daylight. I went out on to the street to chase him, but he was long gone.
I have seen many things in my life, but this was somewhat shocking to me. It is just not civilised, and by gosh I wish I caught him yesterday... Anyway, hopefully my strange wooden construction will prevent this, alebeit unlikely, situation from occuring again.
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Trader20
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Posted - 2010.05.30 17:42:00 -
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haha u live in the slums
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.30 17:43:00 -
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Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 30/05/2010 17:44:38 better than me lol x
(I'd just get splinters )
Originally by: Trader20 haha u live in the slums
haha you live with your parents
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 17:52:00 -
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Please post a pic of yourself, I am curious to what you look like ;)
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Trader20
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:12:00 -
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Edited by: Trader20 on 30/05/2010 18:13:38
Originally by: Rawr Cristina Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 30/05/2010 17:44:38 better than me lol x
(I'd just get splinters )
Originally by: Trader20 haha u live in the slums
haha you live with your parents
Umm...nope, must be talkin about urself
Originally by: Musical Fist Please post a pic of yourself, I am curious to what you look like ;)
Thats just creepy. Cat is a probably a dude u stalker
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:18:00 -
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obviously not a engineer :p
Originally by: CCP Shadow Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:22:00 -
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Maybe you should stick to killing pirates instead of fences?
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: Trader20 Edited by: Trader20 on 30/05/2010 18:13:38
Originally by: Rawr Cristina Edited by: Rawr Cristina on 30/05/2010 17:44:38 better than me lol x
(I'd just get splinters )
Originally by: Trader20 haha u live in the slums
haha you live with your parents
Umm...nope, must be talkin about urself
Originally by: Musical Fist Please post a pic of yourself, I am curious to what you look like ;)
Thats just creepy. Cat is a probably a dude u stalker
How can she be a guy, she has a female portrait / character therefore she is a girl.
Oh and yeah I think you live with your parents too
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Maybe you should stick to killing pirates instead of fences?
I didn't kill the fence, that was my stupid neighbour reversing into it!
Three landlords (freeholder/leaseholder/neighbours landlord) are involved in a dispute over the ownership of the fence. It'll never get properly fixed. It was yesterdays 'incident' that made me issue a poorly implemented hotfix...
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:33:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails [... poorly implemented hotfix...
I think we see plenty of those on these forums already
Originally by: CCP Shadow Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
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King Gore
Sword and Pistol
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails So, it turns out that I am terrible at making fences out of salvaged pieces of wood.
Terrible workmanship
I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage. It involved nails, and wood. This came about as yesterday, something enraged me terribly. I was about 12:30pm, I was just minding my own business when I noticed somebody running up the side passage to my house. I thought this to be unusual, as nobody should really be there unless they are known to me or up to no good.
I promptly decided to investigate. None of the things in my garden were missing, so I wondered what this man could have been doing. Then I found out. The man obviously had an urgent situation, and the evidence was a few feet away from my window. He'd taken a crap. Outside my open window. In broad daylight. I went out on to the street to chase him, but he was long gone.
I have seen many things in my life, but this was somewhat shocking to me. It is just not civilised, and by gosh I wish I caught him yesterday... Anyway, hopefully my strange wooden construction will prevent this, alebeit unlikely, situation from occuring again.
You should really at least make it look like a fence. That just looks like if I have to take a crap, I'd have to climb through a bunch of oddly placed wood.
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 19:00:00 -
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Like I say, it was a 'hotfix' more than anything else. The intention was just to keep people from casually accessing the area, none of the wood actually fit anything, so I made do.
I spoke to my landlord a minute ago, he couldn't quite believe the situation either. I asked him to speak to whoever he needs to, and arrange for it to be fixed properly. He mentioned adding a door/gate too. The vertical beam in the centre of the picture is a part of a frame.
I've also spoken to my neighbours about it, and we're all pretty much ready to beat the living daylights out of anyone that even considers such a disgraceful act in our vicinity.
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JitaBum
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.30 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails I decided to make some kind of deterrant against people casually entering my passage
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Sista Jaxx
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2010.05.30 23:54:00 -
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Lol, Cat.
Looks like you graduated from the Jame Gumb School of landscape architecture.
Wonder what the inside of your house looks like....
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.31 00:56:00 -
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Edited by: Simeon Tor on 31/05/2010 00:57:33 Hey, Alan Peters! Give me a call, I've got a few jobs for you.
Edit: Jeez that was awful. I need to reread Jokes101.
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Koro Sarum
Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.31 00:59:00 -
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Originally by: Musical Fist Please post a pic of yourself, I am curious to what you look like ;)
I agree! Pics of Cat! We Want them!
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:02:00 -
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Originally by: Koro Sarum
I agree! Pics of Cat! We Want them!
At the very least try to carpent(?) some more stuff and take pictures of that.
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:03:00 -
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Not just pics of cat, every forum ***** on here or at least send them all to fanfest :( -- nvm, need a better a sig than that |
Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:07:00 -
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Originally by: Musical Fist Not just pics of cat, every forum ***** on here or at least send them all to fanfest :(
Ok, you might as well go first.
Fakeedit: Then me it seems.
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Musical Fist
Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Simeon Tor
Originally by: Musical Fist Not just pics of cat, every forum ***** on here or at least send them all to fanfest :(
Ok, you might as well go first.
Fakeedit: Then me it seems.
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;) -- nvm, need a better a sig than that |
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:12:00 -
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Originally by: Musical Fist
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;)
Meet me in the alley in 15 minutes.
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Simeon Tor
Originally by: Musical Fist
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;)
Meet me in the alley in 15 minutes.
I am waiting with my wood in hand... (Golf variety this time)
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Koro Sarum
Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Musical Fist
Originally by: Simeon Tor
Originally by: Musical Fist Not just pics of cat, every forum ***** on here or at least send them all to fanfest :(
Ok, you might as well go first.
Fakeedit: Then me it seems.
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;)
Sooo umm... what should i search for to find these videos
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Koro Sarum
Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:24:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Originally by: Simeon Tor
Originally by: Musical Fist
Well I dont have any pics but theres plenty of vids of me all over the internet although I would probably get banned if I linked any ;)
Meet me in the alley in 15 minutes.
I am waiting with my wood in hand... (Golf variety this time)
You really shouldn't take that out in public cat
-I am by far the most annoying person ive ever met -if you though sparta was madness, obviously you haven't met me |
Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:25:00 -
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Well this thread went in a strange direction fast.
Though I guess with Cat at the helm that was inevitable.
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Koro Sarum
Amarr Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:46:00 -
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Originally by: Simeon Tor Well this thread went in a strange direction fast.
Though I guess with Cat at the helm that was inevitable.
Hey Don't make fun of cat he/she/it is awesome!
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Simeon Tor
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:56:00 -
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Edited by: Simeon Tor on 31/05/2010 01:56:54
Originally by: Koro Sarum
Hey Don't make fun of cat he/she/it is awesome!
That mangle of wood and nails would disagree with you.
Nah I'm kidding, Cat's great.
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.05.31 02:01:00 -
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Fence needs moar rusty nails sticking out at random places to impale the vile defiler if he tries to climb over it and deficate under your window again.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Get off the forums and go kill someone!
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2010.05.31 03:50:00 -
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Good god, that looks pathetic. Don't they teach Woodwork classes in school anymore? Damn worth attending, after I looked back all these years. |
Mouse o'Fourtails
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Posted - 2010.05.31 06:13:00 -
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hi mouse here tbh cat, i think the fence should have less holes in it, i can easily sneak through to steal ur cheez sc
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