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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.05.31 19:40:00 -
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Dear ladies and gentlemen,
We at SHOSK are gleefully and joyfully happy to present our newest and finest innovation in the department of cleaning drones! Introducing the Katherine Laser Eraser And Nifty Emulsion Robot "Cuddle-coso" mark I or Cuddle-coso for short you can see why.
This totally, fabulous and shiny drone is designed after the enigmatic and resourceful Charicoso to capture it's appetite and thoroughness when it comes to keeping your house, ship or hangar completely clean of anything smelly and nasty!
The Cuddle-coso comes with an integrated cleaning and recharging station where it's cleaning area and thoroughness can be uploaded and fully customised! Gone are the day of ugly black, bumbling, bulgy, bickering and bogged down cleaning drones!
SHOSK's Cuddle-coso will keep your living area clean with a touch of the divine.
Disclaimer: SHOSK is not responsible for any damages as a result of poor implementation of our fabulous product. It is strongly advised to READ THE F.... MANUAL before releasing the Cuddle-coso on it's cleaning crusade against the wicked forces of dust and ickyness. Thank you. _________
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.05.31 20:20:00 -
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But....my filth!
I can't let this thing near my filth!
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.05.31 21:03:00 -
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Edited by: Darina Rea on 31/05/2010 21:03:35 Not to worry dear Graelyn!
If you not want the Cuddle-coso to clean something than all that's needed is give it the instruction to ignore your special filth. Standard exemptions such as fedos and a bad case of bodily odour are already included for your convinientcy! _________
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ECHAeries
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Posted - 2010.05.31 23:17:00 -
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I'm seriously considering purchasing a batch of these, however I'm not entirely sure how many I'd need for my purpose. Could you give me an estimate on how many I'd require to keep a Nyx's full interior nice and tidy?
Also, can these drones be deployed safely in the warp drive chamber (provided, obviously, that the standard safety guidelines are adhered to)? __________
[MEM] YC112.05.30 Securing Identity
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.06.01 05:26:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 01/06/2010 05:30:33 Because people constantly tell me that I need to clean up my hangars, especially that my third station now clutters with a heap of parts that exceeds the maximum number of material that may be stored in a hangar (1000 to be precise). My third stations, because I tend to not clean up but to move on when a station is really done. Move on or the rent is rising so high that I am forced out by the owners.
But now my complaint. Some integral parts of my most valuable stuff are missing:
- Rests from Amarrian starship wrecks that I keep from recent battles
- Frozen Human remains from capsules that were unhappy to cross the line of fire of my Autocannons while I was still in combat
- A lose stack of entrytickets for some of the most notorious Matari Crashpunk concerts.
- The ragged remains of clothes that were left on my body after I got over the security perimeter when I didn't get a regular ticket anymore
- A hill of "Pax Amarria", that I looted from PIE Inc. wrecks after they exploded
- some very important Drone AI cores that I needed for scientific experiments (like ditching them with a batter into outer space and see how they got effected by incoming vessels and gravitation)
- and many many more of my most valuable stuff. There is lost some other too which I couldn't identify yet, but my heap of stuff is down to 56 in my CDB station. I'm sure I had over 150 Rifters and my personal collection of a few hundred Civilian Frigates of the Matari Reaper class and some of the other races here but they seem to be gone
- A stack of over 1000 Civilian Autocannons is definitly lost
I have a complaint about this and pledge for regress now. The evaluation of all this stuff is a bit difficult, because most of it was of irreplaceable personal value. But it must be of a minimum of halve a billion ISK I think.
Sure is that my stack of stuff is on each station down to about fifty. FIFTY! F-I-F-T-Y!!
Help! -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Ze'ev Sinraali
Ataraxia Pharmacies
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Posted - 2010.06.01 07:38:00 -
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What's with the claws? Won't those scratch up the floor? (I suppose the non-cuddly nature of claws in general might also be a concern.)
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: ECHAeries I'm seriously considering purchasing a batch of these, however I'm not entirely sure how many I'd need for my purpose. Could you give me an estimate on how many I'd require to keep a Nyx's full interior nice and tidy?
Also, can these drones be deployed safely in the warp drive chamber (provided, obviously, that the standard safety guidelines are adhered to)?
Around a hundred I'd say. More if you want your ship to be really spotless. The Cuddle-coso has a very large action radius and is small (and silent) enough to use just about any airduck or pipe to get around. It cleans your pipes too.
Further more the Cuddle-coso is constructed with heavy duty shiny armour plate and rugged enough to survive a direct explosion of a rocket. It can be deployed into any which hostile environment you deem necessary (even your bathroom!).
Please see the manual for instructions on deployment in industrial and other rusty places. _________
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Alica Wildfire Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 01/06/2010 05:30:33 Because people constantly tell me that I need to clean up my hangars, especially that my third station now clutters with a heap of parts that exceeds the maximum number of material that may be stored in a hangar (1000 to be precise). My third stations, because I tend to not clean up but to move on when a station is really done. Move on or the rent is rising so high that I am forced out by the owners.
But now my complaint. Some integral parts of my most valuable stuff are missing:
- Rests from Amarrian starship wrecks that I keep from recent battles
- Frozen Human remains from capsules that were unhappy to cross the line of fire of my Autocannons while I was still in combat
- A lose stack of entrytickets for some of the most notorious Matari Crashpunk concerts.
- The ragged remains of clothes that were left on my body after I got over the security perimeter when I didn't get a regular ticket anymore
- A hill of "Pax Amarria", that I looted from PIE Inc. wrecks after they exploded
- some very important Drone AI cores that I needed for scientific experiments (like ditching them with a batter into outer space and see how they got effected by incoming vessels and gravitation)
- and many many more of my most valuable stuff. There is lost some other too which I couldn't identify yet, but my heap of stuff is down to 56 in my CDB station. I'm sure I had over 150 Rifters and my personal collection of a few hundred Civilian Frigates of the Matari Reaper class and some of the other races here but they seem to be gone
- A stack of over 1000 Civilian Autocannons is definitly lost
I have a complaint about this and pledge for regress now. The evaluation of all this stuff is a bit difficult, because most of it was of irreplaceable personal value. But it must be of a minimum of halve a billion ISK I think.
Sure is that my stack of stuff is on each station down to about fifty. FIFTY! F-I-F-T-Y!!
Help!
I am not sure about your complaint? Do you have rodents? Or thieves perhaps? If you have instructed the Cuddle-coso to ignore your precious stacks of items or designate them as 'stuff to clean' and not as the default 'stuff to be cleaned/taken out' it should be alright. _________
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ze'ev Sinraali What's with the claws? Won't those scratch up the floor? (I suppose the non-cuddly nature of claws in general might also be a concern.)
It was a concern indeed! Sadly I had to adhere to reality in this case.
The claws are diamond tipped (shiny), extra strong (always good) tools to remove that icky stuff that you always see stuck on metal and around the kitchen sink. The Cuddle-coso is equipped with a highly sensitive motion and eye to paw coordination unit, which allows it to move each claw individual and as required.
The Cuddle-coso has been thoroughly tested not to scratch the paint while it moves about on it's crusade to behead the dust bunnies! _________
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Daisuke Aoki
Gallente Independent Coalition Primary.
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Posted - 2010.06.01 09:52:00 -
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Can I actually cuddle with it? It doesn't look very cuddly. Or will it try to clean me/take me out?
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Sinti Vailatti
Epitoth Fleet Yards
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Posted - 2010.06.01 09:55:00 -
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I'm not sure...but I think this goes against some kind of SPCS rules somewhere.
Slaves are slaves after all. Just because she's got metal skin and goes "beep" dosen't mean she don't have rights.
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ECHAeries
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Daisuke Aoki Can I actually cuddle with it? It doesn't look very cuddly. Or will it try to clean me/take me out?
I suppose if you're the type of person to which "clean me" would be the same as "take me out", you better stay clear of them. And perhaps also visit a hygienics expert to salvage what's left of you. __________
[MEM] YC112.05.30 Securing Identity
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:57:00 -
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Originally by: Daisuke Aoki Can I actually cuddle with it? It doesn't look very cuddly. Or will it try to clean me/take me out?
Why yes, of course you can cuddle with it! Or scratch it behind the ear. Or play fetch with it.
I wouldn't advice having it clean yourself, but it's certainly possible if you want that. _________
_________ Things have just gotten interesting.
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Sinti Vailatti I'm not sure...but I think this goes against some kind of SPCS rules somewhere.
Slaves are slaves after all. Just because she's got metal skin and goes "beep" dosen't mean she don't have rights.
Oh dear. If you are certain of this then please inform them to contact me as soon as possible. It's not nice to the Cuddle-cosi. _________
_________ Things have just gotten interesting.
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ECHAeries
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Posted - 2010.06.01 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Darina Rea Around a hundred I'd say. More if you want your ship to be really spotless.
Originally by: Darina Rea Or play fetch with it.
This raises another question. If I play fetch with one and due to highly unfortunate timing throw something for it to fetch just as ten more come around the corner at the end of a corridor, on their way to another deck for cleaning purposes there, will they get distracted by it stopping them from taking care of the more important matters at hand? And if it does, is there any risk of them getting damaged due to collision as they all throw themselves on one and the same object? __________
[MEM] YC112.05.30 Securing Identity
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 12:28:00 -
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Originally by: ECHAeries
This raises another question. If I play fetch with one and due to highly unfortunate timing throw something for it to fetch just as ten more come around the corner at the end of a corridor, on their way to another deck for cleaning purposes there, will they get distracted by it stopping them from taking care of the more important matters at hand?
I hope you will excuse me for getting slightly technical on you and excuse my enthusiasm at that aswell!
All Cuddle-cosi come with an automated service and automated positioning station with which it communicates. In the case of multiple Cuddle-cosi in the same area there will be multiple stations which update eachother on the position and status of 'their' Cuddle-coso. This has the neat side effect that individual Cuddle-coso can be serviced at all A.S.A.P. stations in the ship when required. The other advantage is that areas are not cleaned twice by different Cuddle-coso within the time span of a minute.
It's a very neat solution for a difficult problem.
Originally by: ECHAeries
And if it does, is there any risk of them getting damaged due to collision as they all throw themselves on one and the same object?
It's unlikely that there is more then one Cuddle-coso operating in the same area unless they need a hug or work together on something really icky.
In the case it does happen, they are very robust and shiny enough to survive a collision! _________
_________ Things have just gotten interesting.
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Aldrith Shutaq
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2010.06.01 19:30:00 -
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Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq on 01/06/2010 19:29:58 *Aldrith Shutaq stares for a moment, then raises his hand politely.
Question.
Why does it have claws?
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.06.01 20:13:00 -
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Edited by: Darina Rea on 01/06/2010 20:13:52
Originally by: Aldrith Shutaq Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq on 01/06/2010 19:29:58 *Aldrith Shutaq stares for a moment, then raises his hand politely.
Question.
Why does it have claws?
Thank you for the question!
It was a hard decision to attach actual and shiny claws to the paws of the Cuddle-coso, as it certainly does the cuddle factor no good at all, but after a very good look at the original it was decided that the claws are an integrate part of the Charicoso and had to be incorporated into the Cuddle-coso aswell.
The other thing is that some smelly things that need cleaning tend to move around. Like filthy rats and ugly fedos. Ewww. _________
_________ Things have just gotten interesting.
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