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Merdaneth
Amarr Angel Wing.
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Posted - 2010.06.21 20:45:00 -
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Yesterday Angel Wing launched a new wonderfully refreshing new beverage. Dubbed 'Amarr Victor' this great-tasting fermented wheat-based drink, is exlusively targeted at the capsuleer market and is unlike any other drink in taste and presentation.
More information can be found here: AmarrVictor.com
Amarr Victor is a luxury product, the production process and ingredients conform to the highest possible standards. The new regulations allowing capsuleers to build planetary installations allowed Angel Wing the control over the end product it desired. Amarr Victor is a great gift to a respected superior, a loved one or can be used to highlight a celebration after a successful fleet battle.
Amarr Victor can be ordered from Angel Wing and registered dealers and will be launching at a price of 1 million isk per container with loyalists receiving a 10% discount. ____
The Illusion of Freedom | The Truth about Slavery |
Jonny Damordred
Moira. Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2010.06.21 23:58:00 -
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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I make it a Samuel Rackams.
Jonny D. --- Professor of Gunboat Diplomacy |
Black Necris
Minmatar Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.22 00:17:00 -
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What a cheap attempt to try to steal "Eau du Nichup"« costumers! Let me tell you sir that your product its not at the pair of "Eau du Nichip"« taste, nor quality!
"Eau du Nichup"« is elaborated with the purest water sources, while your badly mixed venomous sprouts from the deeps of hell and its known to be mixed with urine! This i know first hand as i sent some of my more faithful followers to spy on a plant producing your trash of a drink!
I hereby warn all "Eau du Nichup"« costumers, to stay away from this beverage, since not even "Eau du Nichup"« with the miraculous prowess that its known for, can avoid you becoming sick from drinking the so called "Amarr Victor" poison.
Thinking in my costumers first as i always do, i announce that for each shipment of "Amarr Victor" destroyed by capsuleers, "Eau du Nichup"« and his most awesome and magnanimous lordship Black Necris, Archbishop of the New and Improved Church of Providence will pay 100 mill isk! This i swear in the name of "Eau du Nichup"«!
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." |
Ghost Hunter
True Slave Foundations
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Posted - 2010.06.22 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Black Necris What a cheap attempt to try to steal "Eau du Nichup"« costumers! Let me tell you sir that your product its not at the pair of "Eau du Nichip"« taste, nor quality!
"Eau du Nichup"« is elaborated with the purest water sources, while your badly mixed venomous sprouts from the deeps of hell and its known to be mixed with urine! This i know first hand as i sent some of my more faithful followers to spy on a plant producing your trash of a drink!
I hereby warn all "Eau du Nichup"« costumers, to stay away from this beverage, since not even "Eau du Nichup"« with the miraculous prowess that its known for, can avoid you becoming sick from drinking the so called "Amarr Victor" poison.
Thinking in my costumers first as i always do, i announce that for each shipment of "Amarr Victor" destroyed by capsuleers, "Eau du Nichup"« and his most awesome and magnanimous lordship Black Necris, Archbishop of the New and Improved Church of Providence will pay 100 mill isk! This i swear in the name of "Eau du Nichup"«!
I was becoming curious if the Matari had their own favored drink to compete with the others. ______
True Slave Foundations Overseer |
Sophie Starsparrow
Minmatar Ddial Chan Annwn Annwn Matari
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Posted - 2010.06.22 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Ghost Hunter I was becoming curious if the Matari had their own favored drink to compete with the others.
Thukker Ale.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.06.22 04:41:00 -
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Back on Intaki, we would run hydraulic fluid through some dried grapes and some bread, let the oily stuff float to the top, siphon it off, and drink the rest.
I am told I was born because of that stuff.
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Sylorin
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.22 04:49:00 -
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Ok...
The product seems like it has potential, but you really need to step up your marketing stratagy. You have to make the consumer want the product, not drink it as a matter of religious duty.
Still, I think it could prove popular among my Khanid partners. Put me down for a case and I'll have some of my workers make the arrangements.
Good luck!
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.06.22 07:50:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/06/2010 07:54:44 +Our production process is very involved, labor intensive and only makes use of rare and expensive materials½, I have this from the official website. It's an euphenism for "to make this product we grind our slaves until they vomit and waste billions of tons of normal wheat while we let sort out the perfect peck by a zillion of starving slaves that are forced to find the best amoung it, dispose the rest that we don't need, for we are the Empire."
And this while billions of people on planets out there around Aset and other lowsec systems between the Republic and the Empire starve to death for our Haulers can't get through the Crusaders catching them at gatecamps.
It is not important if or if not this "beer" contains certain excrements. The casual Amarrian capsuleer, that is the target market of this product is too old anyway and his taste receptors are degenerated already so he wouldn't find out the difference between with or without "extra" that Black Necris suspects. True is that the average Amarr pilot is much older than the average Minmatar pilot. I just don't believe the Amarr all suffer from the Methusalem syndrome.
No. This is not the point. It is produced by the work of slaves.
And this of cause can't taste well. By the way if I'd be a slave and I'd know for certain that this product is targeting the loyalist capsuleer market (you think a Matari warrior would even touch something with the name 'Amarr Victor'?), yeah, if I'd been a slave among Merdaneths workers I would really piss on each peck of wheat that I had to deliver.
Maybe that's the "new and unmatched" taste that this product announces.
Of cause while the processing of wheat you can have much fun with building bombs by that. Flourdust makes quite a nice bang if you handle it right.
Ya, I think I stay with Eau du Nichup. It makes you gung ho, that's what I like from it. After every can of that I tend to throw out some crap from my setup and replace it with Gyrostabilizers, Autocannons and speedmodules.
I think beer just makes you sad and tired. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Nikita Alterana
Gallente Risen Angels
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Posted - 2010.06.22 07:54:00 -
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I feel behind the curve, perhaps I should start marketing some of the stuff the cartel brews, don't want to lose our edge.
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Hussain
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2010.06.22 07:58:00 -
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Edited by: Hussain on 22/06/2010 07:58:04 Well everybody knows that barbarians drink beer and milk.
Civilized people drink wine and water.
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Merdaneth
Amarr Angel Wing.
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Posted - 2010.06.22 11:21:00 -
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Originally by: Black Necris
What a cheap attempt to try to steal "Eau du Nichup"« costumers! Let me tell you sir that your product its not at the pair of "Eau du Nichip"« taste, nor quality!
I can assure you that the Amarr Victor pre-production was going on well before you made your plans public, possibly even before you even conceived of your plans.
I can understand you feel threatened by our product, seeing as Amarr Victor compares favorably to your somewhat dour and odd-sounding beverage. However, I believe your beverage is targeted at a different demographic, and as such direct competition should be limited.
Official response here: Ushra'Khan offers 100 million for shipment of Amarr Victor
If you feel that the competition from Amarr Victor is unfair in any way, I believe there is a civil court in Providence with a low workload and probably quite willing to handle a case of this kind.
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The Illusion of Freedom | The Truth about Slavery |
Merdaneth
Amarr Angel Wing.
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Posted - 2010.06.22 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Sylorin Ok...
The product seems like it has potential, but you really need to step up your marketing stratagy. You have to make the consumer want the product, not drink it as a matter of religious duty.
Still, I think it could prove popular among my Khanid partners. Put me down for a case and I'll have some of my workers make the arrangements.
Good luck!
Thank you for your best wishes. While marketing strategy is initially focused on our core customer demographic and starting out in Domain and the broader Empire regions, I can assure you that plans have been made to extend marketing efforts to other areas and demographics. ____
The Illusion of Freedom | The Truth about Slavery |
Andreus LeHane
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.06.22 12:49:00 -
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A transparent and pathetic ploy to both capitalise on and counteract the success of Nichup.
Merdaneth, how the mighty have fallen. -----
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Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.06.22 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus LeHane A transparent and pathetic ploy to both capitalise on and counteract the success of Nichup.
Aw, you're only say that because everyone knows that Nichup tastes like licking the bottom filter in a water reclaimation system.
Merdaneth's stuff is YUMMY!
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Andreus LeHane
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.06.22 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: Sinti Vailatti Aw, you're only say that because everyone knows that...
What? Did you actually read what you wrote before posting it?
Because sometimes... sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who actually reads the IGS, rather than just writing on it. -----
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Davion Vrynn
Caldari Tsurokigaarai APEX Conglomerate
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Posted - 2010.06.22 17:27:00 -
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Edited by: Davion Vrynn on 22/06/2010 17:37:04 Edited by: Davion Vrynn on 22/06/2010 17:30:59
There may be some potential for cross-promotion here, Mr. Merdaneth. While at first glance, one might think this to be at cross-purpses, due to the, um, recreational nature of Amarr Victor vs Starsi's more general target, I believe the two could be marketed in tandem without significant negative effects on the business of the other.
The details would have to be hacked out, and it would require consultation with Ms. Firebrand, but if you are still looking for delivery and distribution agents, perhaps we could come to some agreement.
I can see an agreement where we might be able to utilize the Drink StarsiÖ distribution network to aid in your distribution costs in exchange for promotion of StarsiÖ as a non-alcoholic alternative to Amarr Victor and a proportionally reasonable portion of the profits.
Based on Starsi's marketing focus as a pro-Caldari beverage and the similar Amarr theme of Amarr victor, along with the general alliance of the two empires, (and if a deal can be worked out to the increased profit of both ventures) it could end up being a win/win. ---
Chief Executive Officer - Tsurokigaarai Corporation - APEX Conglomerate |
Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.22 18:09:00 -
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Mintar-Brau ftw!
(The views expressed may not be those of Blacklight Inc.) |
Dame Death
Minmatar The Rising Phoenix
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Posted - 2010.06.22 18:31:00 -
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Firewater or go home.
Logs of a Brutor |
Black Necris
Minmatar Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.22 19:33:00 -
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Let me assure you Merdaneth that the only reason why I, Black Necris, spiritual leader, and head of the New and Improved Church of Providence, am offering this reward for the destruction of your tainted liquid, is to protect "Eau du Nichip"« and all potential costumers.
You can try to cash all the publicity you want about this, but all the costumers know you are spreading lies for saying Ushra Khan is offering a reward. Its me offering it, me alone. But you do help my case by showing what a deceiver, fraudulent kind of person you are Merdaneth.
The New and Improved Church of Providence, proud home of "Eau du Nichip"« has been investigating your operations since long ago Merdaneth, and we know what the secret agenda of "Amarr Victor" is. Let me assure that "Eau du Nichip"« and The New and Improved Church of Providence wont stop on their efforts of keeping as much people safe from drinking your foul and soiled fluid.
And as proof of our claims we will be publishing a manuscript we stole from your office, called "The Protocols of the producers of Amarr Victor", in which you explain step by step the plans of your organization to distribute a new form of Vitoc in your venomous badly mixed liquid.
But fear not, dear citizens of New Eden, for I, Black Necris, magnanimous leader of the he New and Improved Church of Providence, and only owner of "Eau du Nichip"« will work nonstop to bring a halt to Merdaneth plans! And btw, your name (if thats your real name) only proof my claims that your poison is tainted with stools, since we all know what "Merda" means in ancient Amarr language!!
His most serene and vengeful lordship, protector of New Eden
Lord Black Necris Archbishop of the New and Improved Church of Providence Proud Creator and owner of "Eau du Nichip"« " and "Citrus Nichip"« "A taste of Heaven"
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." |
Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.06.22 20:36:00 -
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Aww, you made a business screw-up, giving free publicity to your competition, and now you want to correct it.
I'm afraid the damage is already done.
Incidentally, why is this the first time I've heard about your Matari swill?
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Anabella Rella
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2010.06.22 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Anabella Rella on 22/06/2010 21:01:28
Originally by: Andreus LeHane
Originally by: Sinti Vailatti Aw, you're only say that because everyone knows that...
What? Did you actually read what you wrote before posting it?
Because sometimes... sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who actually reads the IGS, rather than just writing on it.
Pilot LeHane you've been around long enough to already know the answer to this question. I'm afraid Sinti only has two firing neurons left; the "Yay, Amarr great let me make post" neuron and the "knee jerk" neuron.
Oh, and Thukker whiskey FTW. Has one hell of a kick though so you non-Matari should exercise caution.
I pretty much ignore anything the Ammatar traitor posts except when I feel like yanking its chain for my amusement. What you want is irrelevant. What you've chosen is at hand. |
Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.06.22 21:25:00 -
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I guess you two are the slow-reader group.
Nichup tastes bad, AV tastes good. You're all the jealous ones.
And the only thing Anabella swallows these days is bile and failure.
But when she was working below-decks at that one station she would regularly swallow **** and **** and *** *** and ********* and pretty much anything.
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.06.22 21:46:00 -
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Nobody said that the Amarr Victor stuff tastes bad. Most people just said that it's not -eh- clean. In different senses of meaning. But I thought we would keeping this conversation on an informational level and would not go to the lower decks with it.
Many customers are deeply concerned about the quality of the Amarrian stuff that is cheaply produced and thrown on the market for dumping prices to beat the UK/Matari quality softdrink Eau du Nichup«.
I have sent a probe of it to a laboratory that was operating at a moon near Teonusude but I got informed that the whole station was shot down by unknown Amarrian vessels yesterday. We were investigating the assault and discovered heavy scars from laser weapons on the wrecked remains. Also missing is a team of scientists since that day that was stationed there. An eyewitness has seen Merdaneth in a Crusader near that system recently. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Merdaneth
Amarr Angel Wing.
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Posted - 2010.06.22 22:00:00 -
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Originally by: Black Necris You can try to cash all the publicity you want about this, but all the costumers know you are spreading lies for saying Ushra Khan is offering a reward. Its me offering it, me alone.
Mr. Necris, you are a member of Ushra'Khan. Anything you say and do will reflect on them. I don't care from what wallet the 100 million for a shipment of Amarr Victor is paid, either the Ushra'Khan supports your action or it opposes it.
I'm quite sure that if you suddenly started keeping slaves the headlines would also read "Ushra'Khan keeping slaves". Perhaps my response to your rash action has made you aware again that you are part of a larger collective and as such should take care with your statements.
I would advice you to look at this as a challenge and have some confidence in your own product instead of going into full-blown panic mode once a competitor appears. ____
The Illusion of Freedom | The Truth about Slavery |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.06.23 00:40:00 -
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Why can't we all just drink together?
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Anabella Rella
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2010.06.23 05:41:00 -
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Bile and failure, huh? Think you'd better look in the mirror there, sister. Nice try though.
How's your business partner these days? How's that gig with CVA working out for you? Wonder why that Amarr Victor is so...yellow, erm...golden colored and has an extra special flavoring?
Give me a call when you figure things out Ammatar. I'll buy you a nice glass of Thukker whiskey What you want is irrelevant. What you've chosen is at hand. |
foksieloy
Minmatar Universal Army Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.23 07:38:00 -
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I tasted better sewage than this AmarrVictor thing. Can't really call it a drink. _______________________ We come for our people! |
Eran Mintor
Minmatar Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2010.06.23 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Sophie Starsparrow
Originally by: Ghost Hunter I was becoming curious if the Matari had their own favored drink to compete with the others.
Thukker Ale.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.06.23 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 23/06/2010 21:38:34 More information about that Amarr brew.
To cite the slogans from the original promotion site:
- U mad - drink this instead
- Military experts are calling it divine
- Nice drink we'll take it
- Carebears drink Quafe real men drink this
- Be a slave to your senses
- Not just a drink - it's a faction drink
- The taste of gold
- We didn't want that Quafe anyway
- Tonight we dine with God
- I, for one, welcome our new Amarrian overlord
Without any question this aggressive campaign attacks Quafe company directly and there have been softdrink wars that all were won by Quafe thus far. So this little drink may life for a while until Quafe finds the time has been long enough and crush this product.
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The main ingredient is golden Amarrian Wheat, well known for its purity, with only bushels of the highest quality used for our capsuleer product line.
Amarr Victor is seasoned with fine Kor-Azor orange peel, coriander and a secret ingredient, and is brewed from a unique recipe recovered from a ruined Amarr monastery located in the Araz constellation. The water used in the brewing process is exclusively collected from the raging Storm Worlds of Kamela, adding to the drink's already electrifying taste.
While this secret ingredient was suspected to be certain metabolic products it can be worse. Once when we were beaten the Amarr Militia at the third Auga station we offered them an "Amarr Victor"? Where they all said, no thank you.
Why is that so?
I try to lauch a full scale investigation of this "secret ingredient" and if it is fecals or worse. Storm worlds are know to be source for Coolant, Synthetic Oil and it even might be that production facilities for the enrichment of Uranium are placed down below the surface of said planet at Kamela.
While I do not think Merdaneth would willingly poison his own kind, for I know him as a straight warrior, the public has a right to know about this secret ingredient and if it is a threat to the health of the consumer or not. To mix Coolant or traces of Synthetic Oil into the yellow brew would be an easy thing to happen.
So in the name of public I demand Merdaneth to oepn his full setup of production lines on said planets so that everybody can see that the stuff is clean enough. Still the source of Amarrian Wheat is undiscovered. So it could be also cheaply processed Proteine or Biomass of questionable origin.
I propose to set up an independend investigation committee that is given free entrance to the said facilities and is allowed to take probes from the production lines wherever and whenever they want. As well as they are informed of the "secret" ingredient and if it's a threat to the health of the consumer as well as if it's a problem for pregnant women or if the production facilities have been used for toxic or reactive substances before they were extracting water.
Reactive Metals is one of the substances you find in great concentration on those Storm Planets and if the source of water is contaminated by it, the drink could cause sickness, loss of hair and impotence.
I hope we'll find full cooperation of the Angel Wing about this issue. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Nefher Zhila
Amarr Khar Orda
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Posted - 2010.06.23 21:41:00 -
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Edited by: Nefher Zhila on 23/06/2010 21:42:39 Congratulations to Angel Wing, and Lord Merdaneth, on such exquisite and tasteful beverage.
Khanid Loyalist,Bahadir of Family Zhila.
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