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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.27 22:58:00 -
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This is a long story. If you have trouble following it, you're an idiot, and I am sorry for that. If you'd like, there's a tl;dr at the bottom of the post, which will summarize things nicely for you simpler-minded folks.
A while back, my corporation decided to stop being secretive, and invite a bunch of new recruits. Among the recruits we found, was a gentleman by the name of Valkarth Tlakotani. This gentleman claimed to be an elite among spies, boasted of his numerous political connections, and felt quite intent on proving his value to us - by giving us things. Expensive things.
We do not respect bribery. We accept it eagerly, but do not respect it.
We realized he was no good to us as an operative, since he didn't actually appear to know how to play Eve, but we also realized he had a lot of money - and decided to take it. After taking him for +\- 85 billion ISK over the span of a month or two, he finally realized that we were robbing him. What followed was a hilarious series of threats, where he implied he was a powerful member of Canadian politics, and that he could kill me in real life, and get away with it as a result of his political standing. I promptly forwarded his threats to a cop who handles these things for me (I get a lot of death threats) which made him shut up.
For a while.
Since he was still officially in our corp, we decided to send him out by killing him in his Mimir. This part, we screwed up - our tackler caught him early in empire, but our dps could not catch up before he enlisted the help of two alts, to suicide and break our tackle on his Mimir. One of these alts, named Lieutenant Kiff, was in Atlas alliance; the other was named Vivio Scourgebane. These two suicided a Harb and Apoc on our tackler, so that Valk's Mimir could escape. The Atlas bit will become interesting in a second.
After our ambush failed, Valkarth himself quit GH-SC. Before he left, however, he uttered the following in GH-SC corp chat:
Quote: [ 2010.06.27 00:01:34 ] Valkarth Tlakotani > I LOVE ATLAS [ 2010.06.27 00:01:56 ] Kumq uat > ? [ 2010.06.27 00:02:29 ] Valkarth Tlakotani > of course now you know that my main is in ATLAS and i've been inserted into GHSC for months. My ISK is ATLAS ISK [ 2010.06.27 00:02:36 ] Valkarth Tlakotani > B;YE BYE ISTVAAN [ 2010.06.27 00:03:05 ] Kumq uat > We dont care whos isk we steal [ 2010.06.27 00:04:24 ] Kumq uat > I am canceling my accounts as we speak in fear of atlas
So, Atlas. It seems I've caught you red-handed in your dastardly plan to infiltrate my corp, and insert a spy. Which is kind of funny, because the only things he got "inserted" into, were the channels we set up to catch spies. I must admit, I would never have seen it coming. Sending in a master spy is something we've prepared for extensively, but sending in a complete sputtering retard? We'll have to re-write all of our counter-intelligence manuals to anticipate this new development!
Now, if said retard was telling the truth, I am currently in possession of 85+ billion ISK that belongs to Atlas. Personally, I don't think he was telling the truth at all. Alternately, if said retard was lying and trying to *implicate* Atlas alliance as the spy, in order to get us angry at Atlas, to attack you... well, I'll leave that one up to you fine chaps to figure out!
tl;dr: You're still an idiot.
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Elektrea
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:04:00 -
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LUETINANT NEO
Caldari First Flying Wing Inc Primary.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:06:00 -
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Edited by: LUETINANT NEO on 27/06/2010 23:06:23 nice meaningless wall of text you have here
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: LUETINANT NEO Edited by: LUETINANT NEO on 27/06/2010 23:06:23 nice meaningless wall of text you have here
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Stick to the tl;dr. I put it there specifically for you.
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Grath Telkin
Amarr Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:11:00 -
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Originally by: LUETINANT NEO Edited by: LUETINANT NEO on 27/06/2010 23:06:23 nice meaningless wall of text you have here
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If you didn't have the attention span of a coked up squirrel, you'd know that story is actually awesome, and pretty damn funny (read the shc bit too).
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Sub Trader
Minmatar Victory Not Vengeance
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:13:00 -
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pics or didnt happen
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Le Sabre
Gallente The Dead Canary Mining Corporation Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:14:00 -
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For gods sake, doesn't anyone play this game for fun anymore?
Death threats, bribery, claiming to be a rl political figure, more death threats. I for one am glad you forwarded his threats to a cop Istvaan, people like him are obviously in need of help.
Who knows what the guys intentions were, but Ive got a sneaking suspicion that he lives in a fantasy world in his own mind. So, 85 bill isk profit to spend as you see fit imho.
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LUETINANT NEO
Caldari First Flying Wing Inc Primary.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: LUETINANT NEO Edited by: LUETINANT NEO on 27/06/2010 23:06:23 nice meaningless wall of text you have here
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If you didn't have the attention span of a coked up squirrel, you'd know that story is actually awesome, and pretty damn funny (read the shc bit too).
so you want a pat on the back just because you uncovered a spy? congrats only 50k more out there
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IntegralHellsing
Gallente Eve Defence Force Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:18:00 -
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omg... facepalm at the stupidity of one --------------------------------------
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:21:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 27/06/2010 23:24:18
Originally by: LUETINANT NEO so you want a pat on the back just because you uncovered a spy? congrats only 50k more out there
Why do you keep posting things?
edit: actually, I don't care. I'm going to rob your alliance now, because of what you said to me.
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Viper ShizzIe
Caldari Habitual Euthanasia Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:35:00 -
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Azeroth Uluntil
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:38:00 -
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Nice job.
I don't recognize the name from any of our governments offices...
I doubt primary has anything worth taking anyhow.
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Nuker BrokebackMountain
Caldari MASS
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:49:00 -
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5309960
Judging from this kill mail... He is some random idiot in the world with to much ISK...
*Edit* That had to much ISK.
Well done GHSC.
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Kurj Valdoria
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:51:00 -
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I almost ****ed myself the first time he sold his own mimir back to him.
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Grath Telkin
Amarr Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.27 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: LUETINANT NEO
Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: LUETINANT NEO Edited by: LUETINANT NEO on 27/06/2010 23:06:23 nice meaningless wall of text you have here
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If you didn't have the attention span of a coked up squirrel, you'd know that story is actually awesome, and pretty damn funny (read the shc bit too).
so you want a pat on the back just because you uncovered a spy? congrats only 50k more out there
At first I thought, God he's dumb, then it was, no, he's trolling, then the other guy pointed out you were in Primary, and I'm back to square one.
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Nostradamous
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:05:00 -
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Awesome Story I'm still laughing Please ensure your signature is within the allowed size of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24,000 bytes. Navigator |
Comunique
Amarr Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:11:00 -
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What is this, I don't even.
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Nybbas
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Nuker BrokebackMountain http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5309960
Judging from this kill mail... He is some random idiot in the world with to much ISK...
*Edit* That had to much ISK.
Well done GHSC.
Funny thing is he gave us a rorqual as a "stupid tax" for that bhaalgorn death.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:15:00 -
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Originally by: Comunique What is this, I don't even.
Trust me WE DON'T EITHER.
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truesansha
Amarr Reaction Theory Talos Coalition
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:21:00 -
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Edited by: truesansha on 28/06/2010 00:22:43 Hmmm you not only uncovered someone with too much isk, id say u caught a (i buy my ships and isk from a website)player.So if this is true he's probably got a sh**ton more than you stole. But still 85 billion is an impressive amount to get from a single player.....
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Ashley Sky
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:38:00 -
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I think this is the first time I've seen someone desperate enough to suicide two ships on a tackler to escape. A truly funny story.
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Tyrrax Thorrk
Amarr Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:41:00 -
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Edited by: Tyrrax Thorrk on 28/06/2010 00:45:13
Originally by: truesansha So if this is true he's probably got a sh**ton more than you stole.
Nah the third time he bought his Mimir back it took him like a week to come up with the full amount (admittedly I was charging a lot more than market price at 21 bil). So we got pretty much all of his liquid assets, he still has the Mimir of course and maybe some nice BPOs. Probly woulda kept milking him if he hadn't run out of liquid funds.
Originally by: Ashley Sky I think this is the first time I've seen someone desperate enough to suicide two ships on a tackler to escape. A truly funny story.
Hey whatever works ;) Kudos to him for escaping you guys.
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Arrador
Caldari Metalworks Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.06.28 00:57:00 -
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Ground floor!
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Koronos
Minmatar Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.06.28 01:09:00 -
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Come on Tyrrax, even if it was "all too easy" the part where he gave you his own Mimir 3 times is very much worth a poast.
Oh and Originally by: LUETINANT NEO
Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: LUETINANT NEO Edited by: LUETINANT NEO on 27/06/2010 23:06:23 nice meaningless wall of text you have here
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If you didn't have the attention span of a coked up squirrel, you'd know that story is actually awesome, and pretty damn funny (read the shc bit too).
so you want a pat on the back just because you uncovered a spy? congrats only 50k more out there
Can someone help me out with these newfangled deep trolls? I still have a hard time picking them out, because it just looks like this guy is a complete and utter ******.
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Elm'o
Minmatar Section XIII Cursed Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 01:30:00 -
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Edited by: Elm''o on 28/06/2010 01:32:18
Quote: After taking him for +\- 85 billion ISK over the span of a month or two, he finally realized that we were robbing him.
I stopped there. No man in Eve can possibly get 85b and be that stupid. My trust in mankind would be crushed into oblivion.
C'mon, tell me that ain't true. (plz)
( Btw, don't trifle with canadian politics. They all have the power to kill you irl wherever you are, who ever you are. true story )
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Cyrus Doul
Caldari Cosmic Vacum Cleaners Opticon Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
...where he implied he was a powerful member of Canadian politics, and that he could kill me in real life, and get away with it as a result of his political standing. I promptly forwarded his threats to a cop who handles these things for me (I get a lot of death threats) which made him shut up.
Istvaan we of Canada take it very seriously that you would even imply by just mentioning his threats that you think we have a government. We are in fact a bunch of barbarians that can only get on eve by stealing internet from the telephone lines that run too close to the border to the USA. GO TEAM AMERICA'S HAT!
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darkfuntime
Minmatar Dark-Rising IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.28 01:38:00 -
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Man i have not posted nothing for a long time but dam you Canucks need to getup get out and to something.Istvaan i was thinking was a good read until.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I promptly forwarded his threats to a cop who handles these things for me (I get a lot of death threats) which made him shut up. .
Then i got thinking dang theres some lady like Wiggy's up in the great north.In stead on calling the fuzz maybe you could have had a moose dung snowball style fight.To the victor goes the we dont have lifes but my life is better than yours award.
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.06.28 03:33:00 -
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Originally by: Le Sabre For gods sake, doesn't anyone play this game for fun anymore?
Death threats, bribery, claiming to be a rl political figure, more death threats.
Welcome to EVE.
Nice read, Istvaan.
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Fatman X
Minmatar Poseidon Labs
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Posted - 2010.06.28 04:29:00 -
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No content, lack of imagination, very boring wall of text made up by a moist, hairy, female sexual organ.
Overall rating: dull as FuKK!
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Royaldo
Gallente Kongsberg Vaapenfabrikk Amarr branch.
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Posted - 2010.06.28 05:35:00 -
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Boring. Didnt even come close to a giggle.
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