Ovo Mole
Bordel da A.S.A.E.
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Posted - 2012.07.19 13:51:00 -
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Hi,
Need to move your Amarr Battleship from one space station to the other? Is it stored in the ship bay of a space station many many jumps away? Are you feeling lazy? Or even worse, did your corporation recently went to war against the sovereign faction of the space where the station is? Oh, no! How on earth are you going to get your precious Amarr Battleship out?
Look no further! Unprecedented new service is available to you now! Rent a "Amarr Battleship"-walker today!
Akin to the terrestrial professional dog-walkers, I offer my self as your own personal "Amarr Battleship"-walker. It's very simple: you assign it as a contract to me, I go pick it up, and fly it to wherever you want. Upon arrival, I give it back to you. Easy!
I provide a clean, discrete, fast and honest service, NO FREIGHTING REQUIRED! (your ship is actually flown by me, a caring pilot... so it won't have to endure solitude in a cold dark ship cargo hold).
My only conditions, so far, is that the pre-requisites of the Amarr Battleship are up to level 3 of the respective skill, and both the origin and destination of the walk are within High-Sec. In the near-future (depends on demand), higher level battleship-walking might be made available!
"WHAT AN INCREDIBLE NEW AND ORIGINAL SERVICE. WHAY HASN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?" are you asking?
Contact me in-game today, for your "Amarr Battleship"-walker service! Fee negotiated on location! Contact Ovo Mole today!
P.S. - In the eventual chance someone ganks me during the trip, I am sorry, but I am poor and I won't be able to cover the expenses. I will, however, provide you with a full log of the planned and acted flight plan, as well as a log of the combat, so that you can pursue the culprits as you intend (back slap them a little for me a couple os times, since they probably poded me in the process as well). In any case, since I only operate within high-sec, I believe that this has a low change of occurring! SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME FOR YOUR PRECIOUS THINGS... LEAVE YOUR "AMARR BATTLESHIP"-WALKING TO ME! CALL OVO MOLE TODAY! |
Ovo Mole
Bordel da A.S.A.E.
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:02:00 -
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Duke Hitari wrote:just curious, are you ******** r3tarded
No sir, I assure you not. In fact, since I'm an honest person, I find this service both useful (for you) and profitable (for me). Wouldn't you agree? |