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CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
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Posted - 2012.09.07 13:32:00 -
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Sun Win wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Ask my fail farmer victims how I affected them.....I'm just having fun. Thanks for the focus. Day 28:Supplies are running low. Not much longer, I fear. Not much longer until we can't hold out any more.
The Republic Fleet M Ammo was the first to go. Goddamn auto-cannons and their high RoF doomed the Loki pilots from the start. We tried to get them to switch to Hardpoint Efficiency Configuration in the hopes that our missiles would hold out longer, and they'd always have drones for backup but in their arrogance, the pilots declared split weapons systems "lame".
Besides, how would we convert? Changing subsystems means leaving back to high sec, and it's not safe there. It's not safe anywhere.
Now our missiles have run out and the blaster ammo isn't far behind. We are left with a meagre and dwindling army of drones, and I heard a Legion pilot say that there's less than a week's worth of T2 Scorch left. Day 34:We tried to run a Sleeper site today, but had to flee. It's the last time we'll try, I fear. What's the point? There is no one to bring to blue loot to, even if we could finish them off. At least the Falcon's ECM will never run out. Everyone got out alive, for whatever that's worth. Just more bodies filling up the CHA and SMA of our last POS.
The rest are offline. I watched the force fields blink out one by one, as the towers waited for fuel that would never come. Our planets are still working, of course, but Unar has stopped hauling, declaring it to be like "feeding a coma victim".Day 39:They killed Zackgar on Monday. I don't know why. They've left his frozen corpse floating in space at Tower 1, like a strange offering to an uncaring god, next to an anchored can that's been renamed "We're sorry."
Michael1995 and G0hme have taken to flying as far away from one another as they can and then MWDing until they collide. Senn Denroth calls it "coward bowling." Hidden Fremen warped off to the deep safe spot three days ago and we haven't seen on heard from him since. We haven't seen Bronski Bomb either, since she warped off in a hauler full of Melted Nanoribbons and cloaked up. We hear from her plenty though, as she chants "knife ****, knife ****" over and over in local.Day 45:Mimeo says this will pass. That if we can just keep it together, we will survive this and come out stronger on the other end, but you can see the lie in his eyes. We're done for. We've lost. It's over.Day 47:We didn't listen.
*claps slowly* Can't wait for the screen adaptation. |
flakeys
Arkham Innovations Paper Tiger Coalition
351
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Posted - 2012.09.07 15:42:00 -
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Sun Win wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Ask my fail farmer victims how I affected them.....I'm just having fun. Thanks for the focus. Day 28:Supplies are running low. Not much longer, I fear. Not much longer until we can't hold out any more.
The Republic Fleet M Ammo was the first to go. Goddamn auto-cannons and their high RoF doomed the Loki pilots from the start. We tried to get them to switch to Hardpoint Efficiency Configuration in the hopes that our missiles would hold out longer, and they'd always have drones for backup but in their arrogance, the pilots declared split weapons systems "lame".
Besides, how would we convert? Changing subsystems means leaving back to high sec, and it's not safe there. It's not safe anywhere.
Now our missiles have run out and the blaster ammo isn't far behind. We are left with a meagre and dwindling army of drones, and I heard a Legion pilot say that there's less than a week's worth of T2 Scorch left. Day 34:We tried to run a Sleeper site today, but had to flee. It's the last time we'll try, I fear. What's the point? There is no one to bring to blue loot to, even if we could finish them off. At least the Falcon's ECM will never run out. Everyone got out alive, for whatever that's worth. Just more bodies filling up the CHA and SMA of our last POS.
The rest are offline. I watched the force fields blink out one by one, as the towers waited for fuel that would never come. Our planets are still working, of course, but Unar has stopped hauling, declaring it to be like "feeding a coma victim".Day 39:They killed Zackgar on Monday. I don't know why. They've left his frozen corpse floating in space at Tower 1, like a strange offering to an uncaring god, next to an anchored can that's been renamed "We're sorry."
Michael1995 and G0hme have taken to flying as far away from one another as they can and then MWDing until they collide. Senn Denroth calls it "coward bowling." Hidden Fremen warped off to the deep safe spot three days ago and we haven't seen on heard from him since. We haven't seen Bronski Bomb either, since she warped off in a hauler full of Melted Nanoribbons and cloaked up. We hear from her plenty though, as she chants "knife ****, knife ****" over and over in local.Day 45:Mimeo says this will pass. That if we can just keep it together, we will survive this and come out stronger on the other end, but you can see the lie in his eyes. We're done for. We've lost. It's over.Day 47:We didn't listen.
Best read in a long time.Either nice copy-paste or superb writing |
Poloturion
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
11
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Posted - 2012.09.07 19:26:00 -
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Split weapon systems _are_ lame.
Now if only I could remember who this holey guy is and figure out why he's so mad. |
Sun Win
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2012.09.07 20:07:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Best read in a long time.Either nice copy-paste or superb writing
I assure you that the only cutting and pasting that happened was from the transcript of a captain's journal recovered by salvages in dangerous unknown space. technicians believe the recording to be authentic, though no one has been able to decipher the carvings on the casing aside from one section that simply reads "Sebo" over and over again in densely layered scrawl. |
LanFear TyRaX
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
9
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Posted - 2012.09.07 20:57:00 -
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Poloturion wrote:Split weapon systems _are_ lame.
Now if only I could remember who this holey guy is and figure out why he's so mad.
Concussion from "Coward Bowling" is taking its toll on our memories !
+1 internets for you Sun Win ! |
Haethorn
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
3
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Posted - 2012.09.07 21:28:00 -
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Day 48
So hungry
Ran some calculations today on how much energy is required to heat up frozen corpses using energy turrets loaded with multifreqency in a vacuum. Hot enough for the enough of the core to retain heat in the time that it takes to scoop the corpse. The low % of consumable flesh from a single corpse is appallingly low.
Maybe if we pooled our stash of corpses, bound them together in some fashion, that could produce a more favorable ratio of Surface Area of to Volume such the meat will retain heat long enough for it to be scooped. Will 27,500m3 be enough?
And what to bind it with... |
Haethorn
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
5
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Posted - 2012.09.07 23:01:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Lost isk generation, tears, hampering of movement, destabilization, and drama. Its not only about the kills. Its about the feelings. Can we talk about our feelings? Striking back at conning thieves feels great. But i like cats too (to hug and snuggle). Maine coons are a cool breed of cat..get one....
How much "lost isk generation" do you think you are having on a W-space corp camping ONE trade hub in hisec?
Ever heard of hauling alts?
But since your counting "lost isk generation", how much TIME are you wasting with multiple accounts that need to be paid for. What isk generation are you forgoing while camping Hek? All them neut reppers cost.
Show me the drama you have created within our ranks?
Drama within your head is the gift that keeps on giving, for those that are into that sorta thing. You continue to loose on almost every level.
Holyshit1, I don't follow eve drama for the tears, but as a continuing education in the depths of stupidity. Your stupidity & drama is approaching that worthy of a meme. |
G0hme
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
24
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Posted - 2012.09.09 10:00:00 -
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I wen't to Highsec the other day and lived. I won EVE Online. Shook Eelm's hand at Fanfest 2012 |
Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
140
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Posted - 2012.09.09 10:43:00 -
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i flew 3 jumps through highsec in a pod and didnt die, I won eve online |
HoleySheet1
My L1ttl3 Pwny
25
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Posted - 2012.09.09 18:04:00 -
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Cool story bro. Did your mom like it?.
Its a hard life making isk. Those damn 5-7/10 plexes made me a few billion yesterday. So that's where the cool stuff comes from? Wormholes are lame, although ill keep my **** star up just for show. Who are you guys anyways.l? I'm swimming in pith and corpum mods, found a high grade crystal beta and delta too and a slew of nifty bpc's. Don't worry though you silly fail killers..ill always have time for you. Were you guys all hiding and stuff? Only pvping I'm doing ATM is ganking hulks...check my killboard..I rock.
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Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
1296
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Posted - 2012.09.09 19:23:00 -
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I almost feel like this is a good recruitment thread for Lead Farmers.
Heck, if I wasn't content in my current corp, I'd ask to join in. |
Koon Agnis
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.09.10 04:55:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote: Were you guys all hiding and stuff? Only pvping I'm doing ATM is ganking hulks...check my killboard..I rock.
Not sure if sarcastic.. telling the truth.. or mentally unstable. Most likely a mixture of at least two.
He wasn't lying. Badass. |
Astroniomix
Thorn Project Black Thorne Alliance
175
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Posted - 2012.09.10 05:16:00 -
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Koon Agnis wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote: Were you guys all hiding and stuff? Only pvping I'm doing ATM is ganking hulks...check my killboard..I rock.
Not sure if sarcastic.. telling the truth.. or mentally unstable. Most likely a mixture of at least two. He wasn't lying.Badass. Wow. SIX WHOLE KILLS! And he only needed help on half of them. |
CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
182
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Posted - 2012.09.10 13:00:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote: Were you guys all hiding and stuff? Only pvping I'm doing ATM is ganking hulks...check my killboard..I rock.
Confirming ships without guns are killed only by the elite. |
HoleySheet1
My L1ttl3 Pwny
25
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Posted - 2012.09.10 13:27:00 -
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Astroniomix wrote:Koon Agnis wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote: Were you guys all hiding and stuff? Only pvping I'm doing ATM is ganking hulks...check my killboard..I rock.
Not sure if sarcastic.. telling the truth.. or mentally unstable. Most likely a mixture of at least two. He wasn't lying.Badass. Wow. SIX WHOLE KILLS! And he only needed help on half of them.
Npc pirates were the only help I had.
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Astroniomix
Thorn Project Black Thorne Alliance
175
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Posted - 2012.09.10 17:11:00 -
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At the risk of sounding like I'm defending this guy: those are some mind blowingly WHORRIBLE hulk fits. (why the hell were you using a thorax though?) |
CorInaXeraL
Order of the Silver Dragons Silver Dragonz
183
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Posted - 2012.09.10 18:18:00 -
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Astroniomix wrote:At the risk of sounding like I'm defending this guy: those are some mind blowingly WHORRIBLE hulk fits. (why the hell were you using a thorax though?)
He likes flying through space flaunting his giant dong? |
HoleySheet1
My L1ttl3 Pwny
25
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Posted - 2012.09.10 22:17:00 -
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I didn't kill them hulks. The neutron blasters did it....I swear. |
Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
1301
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Posted - 2012.09.11 03:29:00 -
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Astroniomix wrote:At the risk of sounding like I'm defending this guy: those are some mind blowingly WHORRIBLE hulk fits. (why the hell were you using a thorax though?) They may not have had the booster active, and he may not have scanned them, in which case the assumption that they had a reasonable fit is not a bad one.
And, if any of those stupid shield boosters dropped, he would have made up for all of it.
Now... what was that about suicide ganking not supposed to be profitable. |
Rita May
State War Academy Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.09.11 13:50:00 -
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every time i see a hulk kill in high-sec which had a booster fitted i seriously: *insertrandomFACEPALM.JPG"
would it help to do it... like "oldschool":
* boosters do not help you to survive ALPHA - EHP buffer does. * write that down a hundred times.
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HoleySheet1
My L1ttl3 Pwny
25
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Posted - 2012.09.11 17:48:00 -
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I loot and salvage all my victims. |
Beachura
Scott Webb Corp
19
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Posted - 2012.09.12 19:40:00 -
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meow at them all. |
HoleySheet1
My L1ttl3 Pwny Dec Shield
65
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Posted - 2012.10.30 18:05:00 -
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um.....pwn anyone? |
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