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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.16 07:32:00 -
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Breaking News
Python Cartel. Engages F.Agony in Amamake
The Python Cartel. decided yesterday to buff the local T1 frigate market and fit out a bunch of Rifters (+1) before roaming over to Amamake to suicide ourselves, like so much confetti, against an unstoppable wave of FW muppets or - heaven forbid - the current most hardcore elite PVPers of EVE - BANE & Final Agony.
Upon arriving at Amamake we found a F.Ag. Hurricane at the top belt, mocking us with his obvious superiority. Being under orders from Golden Helmet to staunch our incontinence and grit ourselves, we warped in and proceeded to throw ourselves at it like Kamikaze pilots of yore.
I valiantly fought to try and prevent the Hurricane from obtaining a lock with my Griffin, but unfortunately I was practically instapopped by said Hurricane's Warrior IIs before achieving this. Over comms on my way back home to refit I heard of one, then two, F.Ag. BCs incoming to assist their flagging compadre. Disaster imminent!
Luckily, they must have rubberbanded all over the shop for a good 5 minutes because they failed to rout our assault, and after eating all three of the BCs alive what was left of our valiant fellow Pythonians finally succumbed to the massive deeps inflicted by what I understand to be an Ashimmu and an Omen.
It was a resounding success and we caused far more damage in both ISK and morale loss than we received - kudos to us for achieving the unachievable - a victory against the war machine that is F.Agony! Or so we thought...
Upon the killmails for the three F.Ag. BCs being posted, we scrotinised them closely to try and understand the secrets of F.Ag fitting, which could give us the edge over them that we so obviously sorely need. Shock and horror awaited us - as it turns out Lady Lard, of F.Ag fame, was flying what can only be described as a mixture of honour fitting and Fit All to Active Ship.
This has cheapened our victory and shattered the high we felt after coming out ahead against such odds. We were deceived!
Instead of a monumental victory against overwhelming odds a la the fight at Nui Dat in 1968, we instead have essentially held down small children and slapped them with their own hands while asking them why they are hitting themselves.
Shame on you, F.Ag, for giving us such high hopes and then stealing them away from us just as quickly.
We feel cheapened and violated by the experience and will no longer consider you our nemesis; rather our arch-nemesis as the nemesis title now goes to Angel Breaker, which is an NPC more capable of causing us grief than F.Agony have been.
Kindest Regards, Amanda Eidolo - Convict, BRB, Powdering my Nose -------- ¦ |
Grunanca
Final Agony B A N E
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Posted - 2010.07.16 08:51:00 -
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So much for killing a guy who is on trial?
Geez, wish I could get so much joy and happiness out of this game!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.07.16 08:57:00 -
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Quote: Instead of a monumental victory against overwhelming odds a la the fight at Nui Dat in 1968, we instead have essentially held down small children and slapped them with their own hands while asking them why they are hitting themselves.
lol
You got greifed by your own killmail.
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Panda Name
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Posted - 2010.07.16 09:21:00 -
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ah, this reminds me of flying against agony empire.
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2010.07.16 09:42:00 -
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Edited by: Lightningshade on 16/07/2010 09:43:13 Welcome to about 2 years ago, when intentional horrific spelling finally reached it's graveyard. You killed 3 BC's whoopie ****in doo
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FOEHAMMER006
Domini Umbrus DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2010.07.16 10:05:00 -
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Who's Bane? --------------------------------
my posts reflect me. g0t w34d?
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Rhak Amharr
Minmatar Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.16 10:51:00 -
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Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
Unimportant internet failures that are still somehow managing to be more important than D3F14NT.
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.16 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lightningshade Edited by: Lightningshade on 16/07/2010 09:43:13 Welcome to about 2 years ago, when intentional horrific spelling finally reached it's graveyard. You killed 3 BC's whoopie ****in doo
F.Ag. alt spotted!
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.16 12:08:00 -
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postin to say i enjoyed this thread
Originally by: Queue K'Umber It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.16 14:30:00 -
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My arch-nemesis is still pants. ----- My Blog |
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Isebelle
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Posted - 2010.07.16 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon postin to say i enjoyed this thread
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Gerard Vineyard
Caldari Carthage Industries
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Posted - 2010.07.16 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Amanda Eidolo ...we instead have essentially held down small children and slapped them with their own hands while asking them why they are hitting themselves.
Nice. Resulted in rather loud obnoxious belly laugh on my end.
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FOEHAMMER006
Domini Umbrus DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2010.07.16 16:06:00 -
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Originally by: Rhak Amharr
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
Unimportant internet failures that are still somehow managing to be more important than D3F14NT.
Oh. Was that..was that supposed to offend me?
Two words...Hydra...reloaded? --------------------------------
my posts reflect me. g0t w34d?
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.07.16 16:11:00 -
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Originally by: FOEHAMMER006
Originally by: Rhak Amharr
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
Unimportant internet failures that are still somehow managing to be more important than D3F14NT.
Oh. Was that..was that supposed to offend me?
Two words...Hydra...reloaded?
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Lilith Velkor
Minmatar Final Agony B A N E
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Posted - 2010.07.16 16:48:00 -
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Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
B A N E is the alliance ranked 3207 places in front of DEFI4NT.
Admittedly that doesnt say much given how terrible DEFI4NT is.
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FOEHAMMER006
Domini Umbrus DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2010.07.16 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
B A N E is the alliance ranked 3207 places in front of DEFI4NT.
Admittedly that doesnt say much given how terrible DEFI4NT is.
Really? Cause I don't see your alliance on any list. --------------------------------
my posts reflect me. g0t w34d?
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Sneaky Noob
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2010.07.16 18:57:00 -
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o7 FW muppet reporting in!
The Sneakiest N00b in all of EVE -------
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Pajama Sam
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.07.16 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Isebelle
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon postin to say i enjoyed this thread
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The'Best Hellfury
Incura HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.16 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: FOEHAMMER006
Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
B A N E is the alliance ranked 3207 places in front of DEFI4NT.
Admittedly that doesnt say much given how terrible DEFI4NT is.
Really? Cause I don't see your alliance on any list.
Are you really this dumb, or is someone from defifournt actually trying to troll in c&p?
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Ikoras
Minmatar Final Agony B A N E
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Posted - 2010.07.17 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: The'Best Hellfury
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006
Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
B A N E is the alliance ranked 3207 places in front of DEFI4NT.
Admittedly that doesnt say much given how terrible DEFI4NT is.
Really? Cause I don't see your alliance on any list.
Are you really this dumb, or is someone from defifournt actually trying to troll in c&p?
English? do you speak it?
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.17 02:20:00 -
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Confirming, we killed some F.Ag's. All in a day's work.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.17 02:29:00 -
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Edited by: Spectre3353 on 17/07/2010 02:31:26
Originally by: Ikoras Are you really this dumb, or is someone from defifournt actually trying to troll in c&p?
English? do you speak it?
Goddamn I hate these forums. Just know that I was trying to insert a picture of Sammy L Jackson from Pulp Fiction. ----- My Blog |
Jones Bones
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.07.17 02:32:00 -
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I can't hear you over the sounds of ***ONY winning Hulkageddon.
Why do you guys always sound so butthurt
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Aestetica
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.07.17 03:26:00 -
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I personally think its kinda flattering they make a chest-beating post every time they kill one of us. Keep it up good madam(s).
I am however wondering if we did anything in the past to make them angry with us. Did someone from B A N E drink their milkshake(s)? We do have a lot of thirsty pilots, so I guess that could be it. |
FOEHAMMER006
Domini Umbrus DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2010.07.17 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: The'Best Hellfury
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006
Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Originally by: FOEHAMMER006 Who's Bane?
B A N E is the alliance ranked 3207 places in front of DEFI4NT.
Admittedly that doesnt say much given how terrible DEFI4NT is.
Really? Cause I don't see your alliance on any list.
Are you really this dumb, or is someone from defifournt actually trying to troll in c&p?
If I had my settings changed and all you would see is my name, I doubt your failure attempt at trying to be a smartass would work so well.
It's okay. --------------------------------
my posts reflect me. g0t w34d?
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Ikoras
Minmatar Final Agony B A N E
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Posted - 2010.07.17 09:27:00 -
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Originally by: Spectre3353 Edited by: Spectre3353 on 17/07/2010 02:31:26
Originally by: Ikoras Are you really this dumb, or is someone from defifournt actually trying to troll in c&p?
English? do you speak it?
Goddamn I hate these forums. Just know that I was trying to insert a picture of Sammy L Jackson from Pulp Fiction.
lol. touche, love that movie...
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.17 09:53:00 -
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Originally by: Aestetica I personally think its kinda flattering they make a chest-beating post every time they kill one of us. Keep it up good madam(s).
I am however wondering if we did anything in the past to make them angry with us. Did someone from B A N E drink their milkshake(s)? We do have a lot of thirsty pilots, so I guess that could be it.
/me steps out of the troll suit for a moment
We troll everybody. Don't take it personally. We even troll and smack ourselves, at least 75% of our vent and corp chat discussions are us poking and prodding eachother for whatever our latest screwup was.
If you think you guys think we're angry with you, go ask Ken Plante what we do when we're ACTUALLY angry with someone. Compared to what we did to him and his corp, our trolling Bane is a friendly slap on the back
Python = 90% smack, 9% male genitalia, 1% pvp.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled smacktalk and trolling!
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.17 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 17/07/2010 11:11:18 Sniff -------- ¦ |
Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.07.17 11:24:00 -
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Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.
A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.17 11:30:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.
A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.
As CEO of the great alt corporation, The Python Cartel, I do confirm this statement to be 100% true and free of any and all deceit.
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