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Stegas Tyrano
Gallente GREY COUNCIL Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.07.20 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn Edited by: Graelyn on 19/07/2010 22:53:39
If you say his name three times out loud, Chribba will appear.
Chribba, Chribba, Chribba.....
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Pookie McPook
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Posted - 2010.07.20 11:49:00 -
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1) When you have about 30 minutes before logging off and you hit a new level 4 mission it will ALWAYS be a Blockade and NEVER a courier.
2) Eve players have long memories. **** someone off and keep looking over your shoulder for AT LEAST 3 years.
3) When you go mining the pirates will always find you. When YOU go cruising the belts are empty.
4) The Navy Issue Raven on contract? It isn't.
5) Chesty McJubblies is her real name. -----
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2010.07.20 12:05:00 -
[33]
Going on in here?
Secure 3rd party service | my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar' |
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Corozan Aspinall
Party Time Inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.20 12:15:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba Going on in here?
Going on in here?.99
Your move.
Law #5646 (.99)
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Kirikarasu
R3D SHIFT DRACONIAN COVENANT
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Posted - 2010.07.20 12:28:00 -
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If you are one jump away from your destination in 0.0, you just finished training for and outfitting a brand new shiny HAC, and you didn't update your clone......your ship is about to get exploded and your pod is about to go pop on the other side of that gate.
Training the same level 5 skill a second time takes twice as long as it did the first time. -----------------------------------------------
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2010.07.20 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Corozan Aspinall
Originally by: Chribba Going on in here?
Going on in here?.99
Your move.
Law #5646 (.99)
no u!
Win a Freki for 10M |
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My Postman
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Posted - 2010.07.20 12:57:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Stegas Tyrano
Originally by: Graelyn Edited by: Graelyn on 19/07/2010 22:53:39
If you say his name three times out loud, Chribba will appear.
Chribba, Chribba, Chribba.....
OMG it worked!
OP: DonŠt trust anybody in EVE, not even your alt!
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Stegas Tyrano
Gallente GREY COUNCIL Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.07.20 13:28:00 -
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Duuuude...does it work in game?....kinda like Tom Bombadil.
Also..err don't take sweets from strangers
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.07.20 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: My Postman
Originally by: Stegas Tyrano
Originally by: Graelyn Edited by: Graelyn on 19/07/2010 22:53:39
If you say his name three times out loud, Chribba will appear.
Chribba, Chribba, Chribba.....
OMG it worked!
Did you doubt the Grae One?
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Aineko Macx
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Posted - 2010.07.20 14:04:00 -
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- The larger your fleet is, the more boring it gets. - Chances of disconnects or phone calls are highest during the most critical moments of pvp. - Fleet muppets will start talking on TS just when the FC is trying to give the single most important piece of information - When you disconnect during pve, you'll return just in time to see your last drone get popped. - If you find a good cross region market deal, the buy order will be filled just before you can sell to it. - The further the mission agent sends you, the more likely you'll arrive there just to notice you forgot to accept the mission. - You'll learn too late why having a pvp character with a name beginning with a letter early in the alphabet is bad. - The wormhole will collapse in front of you when you are the last of the fleet to jump CCP: Where fixing bugs is a luxury, not an obligation. |
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Corozan Aspinall
Party Time Inc.
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Posted - 2010.07.20 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Aineko Macx
- You'll learn too late why having a pvp character with a name beginning with a letter early in the alphabet is bad.
LOL! This.
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Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.07.20 14:37:00 -
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You are always in a fleet.
Your opponent is always in a blob.
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Abdiel Kavash
Caldari Paladin Order Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.07.20 14:55:00 -
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Originally by: Corozan Aspinall
Originally by: Aineko Macx
- You'll learn too late why having a pvp character with a name beginning with a letter early in the alphabet is bad.
LOL! This.
Hm, YOU are complaining? The preferred tactic is to fit A/B and X/Y/Z people with uber tanks and primary them with logis, so they take as much heat from the rest as possible.
Also, we are not blobbing. The enemy just didn't bring enough ships to the fight.
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.07.20 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: Aineko Macx
- Fleet muppets will start talking on TS just when the FC is trying to give the single most important piece of information
Now that is quite true.
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Eternum Praetorian
Method In Khaos
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Posted - 2010.07.20 20:21:00 -
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Sun Tzu (if he played EVE Online)
Law Of Alliances
For the most part EVE players are sheep. When it all goes to hell they will only blame those in charge for how everyone just sat there like drooling r****** as they were invaded.
Law Of Corporations
Your born in 09 CEO will NOT one day earn a little pocket of sovereignty like he keeps telling you.
Law of PVP
The only thing that 10 to 1 odds in your favor does for you that 2 to 1 odds does not . . . is make you exactly the same as every scared, station spinning carebear fearing a loss inside of empire.
Law of Forums
There is no trolling here, CCP expressly forbids it.
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BiggestT
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.07.20 20:30:00 -
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Surprised this one has gone unmentioned...
If anything goes wrong anywhere at anytime and with any measurable consequence, be it a failed patch, a lost fight or because your toast was burnt, it is simply and entirely....
BECAUSE OF FALCON EVE Trivia EVE History
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KaarBaak
Minmatar Hell's Librarians Darkmatter Initiative
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Posted - 2010.07.20 20:48:00 -
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"Time" is the true currency in EvE.
KB
=vinur allra manna
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.07.20 21:38:00 -
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* If you get in a fair fight you screwed up. * If you intentionally seek out even fights, you're an idiot. * High security status doesn't mean that guy's not a pirate. * Low security status doesn't mean that guy's a pirate. * Trust no one, not even yourself. * Don't fly a ship until you can properly fit it. * EFT is a tool, not the game.
Blog and Podcast - Twitter: DeclareWar
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Splastastic
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Posted - 2010.07.20 22:04:00 -
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That lone cloaker, who has been in the system for 3 days, WILL kill YOU the moment you decide to go do stuff. Also, he got a 50 man fleet in a nearby system.
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Taedrin
Gallente Xovoni Directorate
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Posted - 2010.07.20 22:19:00 -
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From my bio:
The Unwritten Rules of EVE:
1) Never undock a ship that you can't afford to lose (fittings and cargo, included) 2) No space is safe space 3) ALWAYS get FULL insurance on any ship you fly. 4) Never haul more than 20 million worth of goods into Jita in an untanked T1 hauler 5) Always keep local open in low or 0.0 sec space 6) Always check the map for activity when traveling through low sec 7) Always use warp-to-0km when traveling in low sec 8) Never go AFK in a low sec system while undocked (or in high sec when at war), unless cloaked at a safespot and unfleeted. 9) Never mine solo in a barge/exhumer in low sec 10) Always make safespots in low sec systems that you visit frequently 11) ALWAYS keep your clone updated.
Alternatively: 1) Trust the fear 2) Stay at range 3) Expect to die
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Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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enterprisePSI
Gallente Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2010.07.20 22:24:00 -
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I remember this during a recent event
"All the key shortcuts you made at home pc, will not follow you at your work pc " Tears, or the titan dies!
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Olleybear
I R' Carebear
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Posted - 2010.07.21 00:00:00 -
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The bigger the pirate gang on gate, the better the chance of smack talk from that gang when they kill your ship.
The newer the character that jumped into the above pirate gang and loses their ship, the higher the chance of smack talk from that character.
Your pet wont need to go outside to use the bathroom untill you get into pvp.
Whatever ship you go out hunting in, you inevitably needed your other ship instead.
The really fun fights end 2 minutes before you log on.
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Lost Greybeard
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Posted - 2010.07.21 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Splastastic That lone cloaker, who has been in the system for 3 days, WILL kill YOU the moment you decide to go do stuff. Also, he got a 50 man fleet in a nearby system.
Or I'm in a speed-tanked stealth bomber with a point that can turn your BS to scrap in moments without being hittable or having to get into point/web range myself.
I guess, in rule form:
Rule of Size-Matters-Not: If you're flying anything over cruiser size, bring the small drones. Doesn't matter that you only have drones 3 and no supporting skills. Bring them anyhow.
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Celestine Santora
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Posted - 2010.07.21 01:03:00 -
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If you ever are so lucky as to find some poor soul autopiloting a hauler through lowsec you'll be in a paper thin ship with no reinforcements nearby, unable to do anything but watch him safely breeze through into hisec.
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aehric
Gallente Fat Raptor Industries
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Posted - 2010.07.21 01:42:00 -
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"Physics says no."
---Lookout below it's my sig--- ... .. . "This is a thing. It does stuff."
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Nica Sofalot
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Posted - 2010.07.21 13:24:00 -
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You may be a nice guy in the real world or come into this one with good intentions,
its wont last.
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Nikkita Incognita
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Posted - 2010.07.21 15:45:00 -
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Chandaris law of expedited transport:
If you need to get there quickly -- take a shuttle
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Apoctasy
Lethal Injection. Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2010.07.21 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Corozan Aspinall
Originally by: Aineko Macx
- You'll learn too late why having a pvp character with a name beginning with a letter early in the alphabet is bad.
LOL! This.
I CONCUR.
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