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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.25 00:08:00 -
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He has a stupid name, his skills are all over the place and he's ugly.
Not much good at all, really. About the only good thing is the lack of missle skills. (I hate missles)
What would I use him for?
I suppose with a little work he might make an okay datacore alt. He has okay skills for the next hulkagedden so he might be useful there. Prolly just use him for trolling the forums, tbh.
But what the hell. For a single iskie I suppose I could clear up a slot for him.
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.25 17:30:00 -
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Originally by: Imperial Sardaukar
Hey everyone! Please notice me.
u r a dumbass lolz
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.25 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: tvol
Should I sell him for the 15b offer and give everyone from this post an equal share?
No!
Just keep coming up with new ideas to put off actually unloading your character.
This is better than camping dude. With one hook you have caught dozens of fish.
Just keep stringing these poor shmucks along so I can keep enjoying this epic lulz thread.
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.25 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: IskFarmerr You should sell it and divide it among the first 15 people that posted. So 1 billion Each.
Did no one do a post search on this guy?
He's tried to sell a few times and had exactly zero offers on it. No one has offered him 15B for it, guaranteed.
THERE IS NO 15 BILLION to divide and there never will be. Grab a brain folks. Or not. Just keep on begging and looking like complete fools.
I'm down with that.
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.26 17:53:00 -
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Please choose one of the following:
A) I lost everything in Hurricane Katrina/Caribbean earthquake/other natural disaster and can't afford to pay for a new acct to build into a perfect toon like yours.
B) I will worship you in some way. This includes self flagellation or sexual favors IRL.
C) I am a legless war vet on the verge of ending it all if I don't have a character exactly like yours.
D) I am worthy where all the rest of these beggars are not.
E) I will do some FANTASTIC thing with your AWESOME character.
F) A full 300 word essay on how I feel we have bonded through some means unknown before now and as we are now soul mates the character in question needs to be in my hanger.
I think that just about covers all the bases.
What a bunch of morons you people are. Prolly refreshing this page every 3 minutes hoping beyond hope that you will see the magic words, "he's yours".
Pathetic.
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.27 03:17:00 -
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Originally by: Celaton
Thanks for responding and thanks for your service. I spent ten years active Army myself. YouÆre in the runningà
Regarding this, and the eve mail I have sent you, I can also send you proof in picture form.
A quick story before this post gets deleted.
I could dredge up a picture of a soldier from the internet as well and claim it's me. But I won't. I'll tell you why.
My old man was a sharpshooter (sniper) in Korea. It was hard to get him to talk of his experiences, but after enough whiskey he would open up. The stories he told would make me shudder. The opening scene in the movie 'Saving Private Ryan' is not anywhere near the reality of true warfare. The real deal is ten times worse.
A true soldier would not use his history to grab a free character on an internet spaceship game. He would not belittle his service in that way. How sad if that is what you are trying to do.
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.27 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: tvol
Any and all replies to my post have the potential to be fictitious. How do I determine which ones are?
Proof I am who I say I am here..
Convo me for transfer details.
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.28 01:12:00 -
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Masterfully played, tvol.
The thread, the ingame channel and the voice chat.
Most amusing to watch and listen too. (yes, I had an alt in both)
This epic troll was on the level of some of El Tars' finest work. Are you two related?
Too bad it has come to an end. Or has it...
Mr Epeen
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.07.28 06:01:00 -
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Originally by: tvol Edited by: tvol on 28/07/2010 04:59:25
Gave Brinxter the first billion. Gave Battleplanner the second billion. Gave the next billion to...
Still hoping to get a last few of these pathetic dweebs begging for iskies before you allegedly toonocide yourself.
Beautiful. String 'em along until the very end.
You put most trolls to shame with the artfulness you've shown in this thread.
Still, you should have gotten some to post stupid vids. There's still time.
Mr Epeen
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