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Black Necris
Minmatar Sarz'na Khumatari Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.07.31 05:42:00 -
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Greetings dear costumers
As you all must be aware, there have been some incidents affecting the home of your beloved Archbishop. The station orbiting Planet Nichuponia, is currently under hostile control. I will not go into details concerning the afore mentioned incidents, instead what i am here to do its to inform you, all faithful costumers of "Eau du Nichup"«, that production continues as planned, and that the "New and Improved Church of Providence"« and all its offices are still open. Distribution of "Eau du Nichup, a taste of Heaven"« and "Citrus Nichup"« is still outstanding and taking place in all stations near you.
This minor nuisance will only serve to show our superiority. Fear not all those who are faithful of the "New and Improved Church of Providence" for your archbishop is safe and working hard for you, my dear children.
And to all those who are supporting me and my comrades, you will get life annuities of all the products Nichuponia has to offer. For i am generous with my friends, hard on my enemies, and tender with little girls.
Feel free to place your questions regarding "Eau du Nichup" and ill answer then ASAP.
His most Serene and beloved Highness
Lord Black Necris Archbishop of the New and Improved Church of Providence Creator and only owner of "Eau du Nichup"« a taste of heaven, and "Citrus Nichup"«
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." |
Koronakesh
Amarr Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.07.31 06:04:00 -
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Excellent news that both Eau du Nichup« and Citrus Nichup« are unhindered in their production. It'd be terrible if our vending machines on Norlonto ran out of these products from our freedom-fighter friends.
A query about Citrus Nichup« though, does it only come in a single condensed, mixed flavoring, or can special flavor combinations or selections be ordered?
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.07.31 10:42:00 -
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Oh no! Shortage of Eau du Nichup must not happen. As one of the major consumer of the Eau this is a life threatening news. Most of my people drink it, besides the new invented liquid borium cocktail, that are involved in SAFE AND SANE WILDFIRE SELF-HARMONIZING POWER CORE« production to counter the gremlin effects.
Besides this we have an urgent need to have el pronto deliveries. Weekly! So the primary task for all Matari forces should be to ensure the safety of the production system of Eau du Nicheup«!
Do not mess around with dangerous black holes in Gravitation reactors! Do not relay on experimental Gallentean fusion reactors! Buy reliable and safe Matari technology for that. If you use my power cores and not those of my incompetent competition, your POS structures and modules will not explode!
If you use them in guarantee parameters. And additional my power cores leak the seldom WILDFIRE LIQUID BORIUM« which will help you to get over the gremlin sickness which can be gained by Gaia feisty during mining.
WILDFIRE LIQUID BORIUM« gives a good mix with Eau du Nichup«. Receipt for this are available on my galnet sites. But secure the production lines of Eau du Nichup«í -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Tarac Nor
Caldari Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.07.31 11:05:00 -
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Dont worry Black, im taking good care of the supply you had in the loading dock, in fact ive shipped it all to jita where i can consume it all. Its such a great beverage, i wouldn't have been able to take over Ushra'Khan without it
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Kerrin Jem
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2010.07.31 11:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tarac Nor Dont worry Black, im taking good care of the supply you had in the loading dock, in fact ive shipped it all to jita where i can consume it all. Its such a great beverage, i wouldn't have been able to take over Ushra'Khan without it
I found a witch! Can we burn her? -
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.07.31 12:56:00 -
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Throw her into an open reactor I say. Maybe something useful leaks from it. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.07.31 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kerrin Jem
Originally by: Tarac Nor Dont worry Black, im taking good care of the supply you had in the loading dock, in fact ive shipped it all to jita where i can consume it all. Its such a great beverage, i wouldn't have been able to take over Ushra'Khan without it
I found a witch! Can we burn her?
How do you know she is a witch?
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Nightshade Mary
Sarz'na Khumatari Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.07.31 18:48:00 -
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It is understandable that the witch has brought her stash to Jita.
After all, she's just been kicked out of 9UY...
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Black Necris
Minmatar Sarz'na Khumatari Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.01 04:33:00 -
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Edited by: Black Necris on 01/08/2010 04:36:08 Dear Koronakesh
In response to your question regarding the possibility of different flavors for "Citrus Nichup"«, I am happy to inform you that new 3 different flavors are being tested. The testing process may take some time, since we want to assure that all our costumers receive the same quality they are used to with all NICHUP « products.
Concerning the gossip flying around of an "Eau du Nichup"« being seized by a lowlife scumbag, i must assure you all that its all lies. As the next image clearly shows, all our products are stored in the warehouses of Nichuponia, which are all under control of your beloved Archbishop.
Fall not for witches lies and gossip girls.
His most beloved and caring Highness
Lord Black Necris Archbishop of the New and Improved Church of Providence Creator and only owner of "Eau du Nichup"« a taste of heaven, and "Citrus Nichup"«
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." |
Koronakesh
Amarr Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.01 05:12:00 -
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Originally by: Black Necris Edited by: Black Necris on 01/08/2010 04:47:53
Dear Koronakesh
In response to your question regarding the possibility of different flavors for "Citrus Nichup"«, I am happy to inform you that new 3 different flavors are being tested. The testing process may take some time, since we want to assure that all our costumers receive the same quality they are used to with all NICHUP « products.
Can I hope a cherry flavor is in the works? I know someone who would just adore it.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.08.01 08:56:00 -
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I want to offer a jointventure of my own product WILDFIRE LIQUID BORIUM« with yours. It is a minor addon and makes the drink glow bluish with enhancing the ability of Eau du Nichup« to fight the Gremlin sickness caused by Gaia feisty as well as other bad spirits of the earth.
It tastes a little bitter.
WILDFIRE LIQUID BORIUM« leaks of no known reason of some of the reactors of my productionlines. I would love to know that proud Matari products join their forces for the fight.
Besides I was a fierce figher for promotion of Eau du Nichup« everywhre I showed up since I had the honor and joy to drink the first sip of this best of all drinks.
And an other question: will there be a more concentrated product be available soon, something like a Fire-Water version of the Eau du Nichup«? There have been demand for this under my staff, who love it very much and some even tried to destill it themselves.
But I'd prefer an official product of this because this unauthorized Moonshine-Eaus begin to spread among my staff and I can't stop all of the destilleries that pop up. For each I close three new seem to pop up. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Black Necris
Minmatar Sarz'na Khumatari
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Posted - 2010.08.03 00:06:00 -
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Dear Alicia Wildfire:
I am happy to learn you have found new and exiting ways to mix "Eau du Nichup".
I must admit at first i was a little worried about hearing one of my favorite costumers was consuming Liquid bohrium, for i am a caring shepherd, and bohrium its known to cause cancer.
I took the liberty of using the sample you sent me of the bohrium leaking from your reactors, and i was surprised to notice the emitting radioactivity of the sample get instantly neutralized by the miraculousness of "Eau du Nichup" leaving only a safe, tasty and luminous beverage.
After analyzing the mixture further, we found it delivers a bitter yet enjoyable flavor on the bitter side of the palette. Not to mention its quite enjoyable and functional to drink during the night in a dark alley.
Please contact me so we can arrange partnership to deliver this exciting mix ASAP.
Concerning your desire for a more concentrated, fiery, flavor, fear not for i had already my dear workers at planet Nichuponia working on it.
Dear Mr. Koronakesh
While the campaign its not ready yet, i can release this good news to you, "Nichup Cherry" is indeed going to be released soon, along with "Nichup Dew" and a yet unnamed yet luminous beverage.
Most beloved and caring lordship
Lord Black Necris Archbishop of the New and Improved Church of Providence (NICHUP) President and owner of "Nichup Beverages Incorporated" (All the shares of Nichup are in my wallet)
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." |
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