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Kazzzi
Amarr Minmatar Ship Construction Services Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.06 11:59:00 -
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Now casting for feature length adult film based on a true story.
Seeking Achura female to play the role of Aria J. A pirate temptress with a naughty past who is sorely in need of discipline. Minimum cup size, C
Also needed are two Dommes to play exotic yet macabre Sansha mistresses Carcosa and Natalcya. Experience with riding crops and laser floggers preferred.
To be considered for an interview, please send resume with images to my inbox.
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2010.08.06 12:12:00 -
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This is quite possibly the most terrifying want ad I've ever read.
And I once read an issue of "Bodification". ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Marisse Velahar
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Posted - 2010.08.06 12:58:00 -
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*Marisse begins twirling her hair* I'd love to apply. Experienced in all kinds of intercourse... Call me hon. My name's Marisse Velahar, I'm a nineteen year old Vherokior. *images of her naked are included* |
Syn Callibri
Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi Now casting for feature length adult film based on a true story.
Seeking Achura female to play the role of Aria J. A pirate temptress with a naughty past who is sorely in need of discipline. Minimum cup size, C
Also needed are two Dommes to play exotic yet macabre Sansha mistresses Carcosa and Natalcya. Experience with riding crops and laser floggers preferred.
To be considered for an interview, please send resume with images to my inbox.
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Syn Callibri Ilharess to the Scorpion Tribe
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Seriphyn Inhonores
Gallente Moira. Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:41:00 -
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Why is this necessary? Seriously, there is a large enough library of ****ography on Impetus. ------------ Luminaire General Seriphyn Inhonores [TAGMA] Federal Defence Union |
Nikita Alterana
Gallente Risen Angels
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:42:00 -
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There is a fit of laughter on the feed
You realize you're dead right?
Life isn't about Waiting for the storm to pass. It's about standing in the rain. |
Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:53:00 -
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Oooooooo...
And I just got a new power cell for my flogger too...
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Aracturus
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Posted - 2010.08.06 13:54:00 -
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Apparently, Seri, it is not.
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Kaldor Mintat
Nomads Of Eve Purpose Built
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Posted - 2010.08.06 14:29:00 -
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Civilization at its finest....seems for each year that go by the smut keeps getting worse and worse.....
And i heartily approve! Please forward a copy of the product to Poinen 5-26, Internal Security station upon completion.
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Myxx
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.08.06 15:18:00 -
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You're gonna die.
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Sonkut
Minmatar The Motley Few
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Posted - 2010.08.06 15:30:00 -
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Sounds like Myxx is interested.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.06 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana You realize you're dead right?
Originally by: Myxx You're gonna die.
If so, it won't be by my hand, though I can't speak for the Nation, of course.
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Kazzzi
Amarr Minmatar Ship Construction Services Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.06 20:53:00 -
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I knew you would approve Aria. I hope you are impressed with the final product. It will be hard to capture such vigor on holoreel, but I'm confident I can make it happen. |
Rita Liparte
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Posted - 2010.08.06 21:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi I knew you would approve Aria. I hope you are impressed with the final product. It will be hard to capture such vigor on holoreel, but I'm confident I can make it happen.
...Vigor? I'm not sure I want to know.
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Syn Callibri
Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.06 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi I knew you would approve Aria. I hope you are impressed with the final product. It will be hard to capture such vigor on holoreel, but I'm confident I can make it happen.
...again.
Syn Callibri Ilharess to the Scorpion Tribe
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.06 21:10:00 -
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Edited by: Aria Jenneth on 06/08/2010 21:11:07
Originally by: Kazzzi I knew you would approve Aria. I hope you are impressed with the final product. It will be hard to capture such vigor on holoreel, but I'm confident I can make it happen.
Do I approve? No. Did I expect something like this? Yes. Do I consider it worth responding to with violence? Possibly, if that violence would prevent it. Would it prevent it? No.
It's not even as though you're claiming this is "the truth," Kazzzi. That Interstellar Intrigue novel a while back caused me much more trouble and annoyance than this seems likely to.
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Acer Rubrum
Revenue Marine
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Posted - 2010.08.06 22:18:00 -
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This is truly hot.
If you need a producer or distributor, look me up. You can even film in my party barge.
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Revenue Marine: Because drugs are cool and you aren't.
Follow us across space. |
Kazzzi
Amarr Minmatar Ship Construction Services Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.06 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth It's not even as though you're claiming this is "the truth,"
Oh of course not. It's merely inspired by a true story of lust and forbidden passion, along with some added embellishments. |
Grr
Amarr 1st Praetorian Guard
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Posted - 2010.08.06 23:13:00 -
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Filth.
I of course protest.
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Jennifer Avalon
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Posted - 2010.08.09 22:35:00 -
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Edited by: Jennifer Avalon on 09/08/2010 22:35:25 I have an extensive resume. You may recognize my name from other famous feature length films such as "Fast Lane To Amarr Prime" "He Came To Probe Wormholes" or " Iteron mark V This!"
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Black Necris
Minmatar Sarz'na Khumatari Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.09 22:46:00 -
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Dear Kazzzi:
I'm interested in bringing the events told in my autobiographic book "Black Necris: The Sebiestor Stallion" to the holoreel. Please contact me for details.
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." |
Boobs Rule
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Posted - 2010.08.09 22:52:00 -
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Dear sir
I am sure you had heard my name before, it is not the name of an exotic dancer, it's my actual name, for i was trained / named since birth to play the lead role in your movie!
I have an extensive experience, and i'm not afraid to prove it, just say the day the place and the amount.
I bring something to the table that no one else can: a pair that defies the laws of gravity.
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Katrina Bekers
Gallente Mia Corp
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Posted - 2010.08.10 08:11:00 -
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*Yawn*
Amarr faux pruderie with a Caldari wannabe starlette and Nation slaves-but-masters supporting actors.
Indeed... *yawn* ...very interesting. Like a Scope report about a flood on the oceanic world of Oursulaert IX.
Katrina gingerly keys in her premium login ID on cam.galpron.com... --- Kat |
Kazzzi
Amarr Minmatar Ship Construction Services Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.09.18 02:22:00 -
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I apologize that the current situation in Providence has caused production delays, but everything should soon be back on schedule. Negotiations with Black Necris for a mini-series are ongoing.
Jennifer Avalon and Boobs Rule, I haven't forgot about you. I will be in touch with your agents. You two are perfect for the leading roles of my newest feature film, Jade and Jasmine's Chocolate Factory.
Positions as extras for this film are open for 100 vertically challenged Jin-Mei males with singing and acrobatic experience.
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Koronakesh
Amarr Ba.theen Aljannatal Asaakitah
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Posted - 2010.09.18 03:37:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi Positions as extras for this film are open for 100 vertically challenged Jin-Mei males with singing and acrobatic experience.
The Hell for? You going to paint them orange and have them jump around and sing or something?
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Kazzzi
Amarr Minmatar Ship Construction Services Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.09.18 08:07:00 -
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Originally by: Koronakesh
Originally by: Kazzzi Positions as extras for this film are open for 100 vertically challenged Jin-Mei males with singing and acrobatic experience.
The Hell for? You going to paint them orange and have them jump around and sing or something?
How did you find a copy of the script!? Who leaked this information!? |
Tanorax
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.09.20 02:08:00 -
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<<Tanorax glances at the sordid add and shakes his head>>
To think that a couple of years ago I had respect for you. I thought you used to actually like helping people. Either you've fallen a long, long way, or I didn't know you very well!
I'll pray for you. It's never too late to repent.
-------------------------------------------------- "Peace is not the absence of war, but the presence of Justice." |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.09.20 13:37:00 -
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Some days, I miss the civilization of Empire space. Then I visit, read this, and hightail it back to freespace... I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter |
Talara Shard
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Posted - 2010.10.05 14:32:00 -
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by all the gods! impressive isnt it?
the industrial machine, hard at work!
send me a copy when youre done. this might be useful to the right people.
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Ita Moriarti
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.10.06 09:49:00 -
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Oooh, will there be a public screening somewhere?
------------ Immortal Pod Graffiti |
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