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Waycuber Snapdragon
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Posted - 2010.08.20 21:31:00 -
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Greetings New Eden, peace, truth, justice, and cube be with all of you on your travels to the four corners of the universe.
I am Waycuber Snapdragon, of the cold shores of Pator, High Priestess of the Timecube. You have all been lied to and decieved by an evil and corrupt oneist government, believing in the evil one god when there are in fact 4 corner days in a 24 hour rotation. Do not fear capsulefolk, for we of the sacred order of the Timecube intend to throw open the doors to enlighten all of you to the four corner three sided cubic truth. The oneist gods and governments of this world will no longer be able to stand against the cubic truthism of this "New Eden."
You are all living a lie, free speak is but a myth in this universe, because evil governments and educators block and suppress the truth that is Timecube. You have been educated to kill, the four corner cube truth of Timecube denied to you. But Capsuleers, you hold the keys to your own salvation, but drink from the poisoned waters of oneism. You may have to kill the one who taught you how, in order to escape to the light of Cubic Science Fact.
The Governments supress Timecube and attempt to oppress the free rights of our order, all cube truth is denied to those who would seek it. Students are only taught the evils of oneism. One is a death Value, and Cube 4x4 wisdom voids one and god.
The truth New Edenerers, is that The Cluster has a simultaneous 4 day Timecube, in only a 24 hour duration. This may be beyond the understanding of many of you to grasp, but be afraid not, for I, and my brother and sister are coming soon, from opposite corners of the cluster, and together, we will impart to you all, the four corner three sided cube truth of this universe.
All mysteries will be answered by embracing the holy scientific light of the four corner timecube, from the supposedly unsolvable mystery of Scotty the hyperpresent mechanic, to more mundane questions and mysteries, like those of the Jovians and the Wormhole Sleeper space.
BE FORWARNED NEW CLUSTER EDEN For many deceivers and liars will attempt to stray you from the cubic path, and lead you back to the darkness that is oneist thought. But stay true to our words and the light of our shining cube brilliance, for you will surely be lead to your own demise without it.
Let us spend but a moment to remark on the evils of oneist thinking, and how they can drive mad one of normally cubic grace.
Take for example, the parable of the Capsuleer, one of so much brilliant thought, that they become blinded by their own light, and believe themselves to be the oneist gods of their tap filled legends, but these "tap gods" are liars, and deceivers, forcing appeasment to their dark fires and burning away the light of the cube. And so the capsuleer lives in his oneist realm of one mind ship thought, when by simply comprehending the four corner cubic truth, could transcend the restraints of oneist mind thoughts, and pass onto the higher realm of great cube power.
This Cubic Light I wish to embrace in you calls for great challenges, but New Eden Cluster, you must lead into the challenges of the oneist thought in order to pass beyond it into the light of the four corner three sided cubic truth.
I will speak again soon New Eden, and my brother and sister will soon be hear to help you, go with the light of the four corner three sided cubic truth.
And have a very good day
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.21 01:36:00 -
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The cube suggests you should fly into a sun with your shields down. I suggest you follow its advise.
Join the Revolution!
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Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies
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Posted - 2010.08.21 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
The cube suggests you should fly into a sun with your shields down. I suggest you follow its advise.
Mmm-hm.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.21 03:27:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 21/08/2010 03:28:39
Originally by: Waycuber Snapdragon
Ms. Snapdragon...my dear, if I were you...I would take Captain Constantines advice...soon.
Regards,
Syn Callibri Ilharess of the Scorpion Clan Blacklight Inc. Fleet Defense Command
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Waycuber Pragmatist
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Posted - 2010.08.21 03:57:00 -
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Good morning, evening, and simultaneous four-corner three-side night, New Eden.
Sister Snapdragon's words hold cubic truth for you all. Ignore them at your peril, Eden Cluster, lest the Four Corner Simultaneous Rotation Day of Judgement come and you be left outside the three-side four-corner glorious sanctum that is Cube.
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Myxx
Gallente Blacksteel Mining and Manufacturing
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Posted - 2010.08.21 03:59:00 -
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Edited by: Myxx on 21/08/2010 04:00:15 *opens a holo-reply channel and the video is of myxx laughing hysterically in response, it isnt too clear as to what part she is laughing at, only that something in the thread is absolutely hilarious to her.* --
My opinion is my own and nothing but my own. Before putting words in my mouth, it might help to ask for clarification if you are confused. |
Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.21 04:24:00 -
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Originally by: Waycuber Pragmatist Good morning, evening, and simultaneous four-corner three-side night, New Eden.
Sister Snapdragon's words hold cubic truth for you all. Ignore them at your peril, Eden Cluster, lest the Four Corner Simultaneous Rotation Day of Judgement come and you be left outside the three-side four-corner glorious sanctum that is Cube.
You know...I had a friend; Jasyn Stryker, that used to talk alot like that...he was always going on about and all encompassing energy that flowed around us, through us, and was gernerated by all living things in the universe. He also used to say that those that understood this force could manipulate it to an extent. He did a lot of waving his hands around when he talked to people and I have to admit...he got Roger Lynx and I out of a lot of close calls like that. He was a very persuasive individual...
...I wonder whatever happened to him?
Syn Callibri Ilharess of the Scorpion Clan Blacklight Inc. Fleet Defense Command
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Kaarina Inkeri
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Posted - 2010.08.21 05:08:00 -
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I have to say, with all the drivel I normally see associated with Ms. Constantine's name here, she nailed it right on the head this time. |
Sinjin Mokk
Amarr Khanid Provincial Vanguard
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Posted - 2010.08.21 13:17:00 -
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To those who have responded:
I see your concepts of "freedom of speech" and "freedom of religion" end when someone presents a new theological philosophy that does not agree with yours.
Of course, in the Empire if we sent these cubists for a period of reflection and reeducation, you would say we were trampling on their "rights." Yet in a place of open discussion, you use peer pressure to trample on those very same "rights" you all claim to cherish.
How very Amarrian of the lot of you.
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Waycuber Pragmatist
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Posted - 2010.08.21 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Sinjin Mokk To those who have responded:
I see your concepts of "freedom of speech" and "freedom of religion" end when someone presents a new theological philosophy that does not agree with yours.
Of course, in the Empire if we sent these cubists for a period of reflection and reeducation, you would say we were trampling on their "rights." Yet in a place of open discussion, you use peer pressure to trample on those very same "rights" you all claim to cherish.
How very Amarrian of the lot of you.
The Empire Amarr is at once glorious and tragic to us of the Cube.
You embrace faith and belief, but in the evil oneist God and not four-corner simultaneous Daycube. You are being lied to, people of Empire Amarr and Eden Cluster. Three-side four-corner Cubic truth is being suppressed by oneism. Be forewarned, Eden Cluster.
Take heed of our words. Enjoy the rest of your morning, day and simultaneous Cubic night, Eden Cluster.
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Yarod Cool
Team JAVELIN
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Posted - 2010.08.21 14:49:00 -
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If the way of the cube leads to a decent enough casino, then I'll give it a roll. Funny sermon, though. Usually the lecturing types tell people to stop gambling. |
Vlad Cetes
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.08.21 15:09:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
The cube suggests you should fly into a sun with your shields down. I suggest you follow its advise.
The cube tells me that pets should be silent unless their master lets them speak. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Zymurgist |
Revan Neferis
Amarr The Archaeus of Blood The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2010.08.21 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Vlad Cetes
Originally by: Jade Constantine
The cube suggests you should fly into a sun with your shields down. I suggest you follow its advise.
The cube tells me that pets should be silent unless their master lets them speak.
Then I tell you that you should be quiet when you have nothing good to say Sani Sabik Elder. You should know better by now then adding to the idiocy of these communications relays.
Revan Neferis Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign Sani Sabik
Originally by: Jade Constantine Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.21 15:22:00 -
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Originally by: Vlad Cetes
Originally by: Jade Constantine
The cube suggests you should fly into a sun with your shields down. I suggest you follow its advise.
The cube tells me that pets should be silent unless their master lets them speak.
*laughs* you pathetic worm. You need to rise from your knees before you can address another sentient.
Join the Revolution!
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Vlad Cetes
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.08.21 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Vlad Cetes
Originally by: Jade Constantine
The cube suggests you should fly into a sun with your shields down. I suggest you follow its advise.
The cube tells me that pets should be silent unless their master lets them speak.
*laughs* you pathetic worm. You need to rise from your knees before you can address another sentient.
Pets aren't sentient, therefore I am looking down at you. How much do you pay D'K in rent for your space? Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Zymurgist |
Revan Neferis
Amarr The Archaeus of Blood The Final Stand.
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Posted - 2010.08.21 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: Vlad Cetes... .
Are you sure you are going down that line? My last warning to you.
Revan Neferis Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign Sani Sabik
Originally by: Jade Constantine Why-o-why are our enemies so universally poor?
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Jade Constantine
Gallente Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.08.21 15:47:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 21/08/2010 15:46:56
Originally by: Vlad Cetes Pets aren't sentient, therefore I am looking down at you. How much do you pay D'K in rent for your space?
Zero. We don't rent space.
Try again you pathetic waste of skin. Just because you have worn out the knees of your flightsuit grovelling to your masters don't make the mistake of believing free captains would behave in your pitiful image.
TAZ Nortlonto is a Freeport. In every sense of the word.
Join the Revolution!
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Waycuber Snapdragon
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Posted - 2010.08.21 16:26:00 -
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New Edenians please, this is a place of cubic wisdom, not violent nonconductive oneist thoughts. Both of you should lay down your quarrels and embrace the unyielding four corner three sided light of the eternal cube.
Mr Cetes, do not attempt to incite senseless oneist quarrels in this place of learning, your actions are uncalled for. While I may disagree with the statements of Ms. Constantine, your outright attacks on her are an affront to the cubic wisdom I wish to bestow upon the New Cluster of Eden. I invite you to stop this senseless and childish bantering, embrace the truth of cube, and see the light of wisdom. And if you refuse to see the light, please remove yourself.
Ms. Constantine, while it is clear you do not seek the light of cube, and prefer to continue hiding in the shadows of your evil oneist worldview, surely your sentiments on freedom of expression and speech would allow those of seek it to bask in the light of the true cubic truth instead of advocating their destruction by stellar collision. Also, for one who supposedly speaks and seeks freedom and justice, you are quick to remove that right when another disagrees with you, responding with unneeded attacks on their persons, responding to their attempts to incite you instead of ignoring them. This is not the way of the cube, nor the way of the logical selfhood, and if you must continue to express this oneist mindpoint, please do it elsewhere, if you seek to embrace the three sided four cornered thought that is timecube, then you must first admit to these flaws and correct them. I sense much potential in you, do not remain blinded.
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Robert Syagrius
Ataraxia Pharmacies
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Posted - 2010.08.21 16:38:00 -
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*Opens the transmission*
*Looks puzzled*
What?
*Replays the transmission*
What?!
*Deletes the transmission and logs off*
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Myxx
Gallente Blacksteel Mining and Manufacturing
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Posted - 2010.08.21 16:45:00 -
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You cannot be serious...
*has a hard time keeping a straight face* --
My opinion is my own and nothing but my own. Before putting words in my mouth, it might help to ask for clarification if you are confused. |
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Wyke Mossari
Gallente Staner Industries
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Posted - 2010.08.21 17:16:00 -
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I enclose your cube with a hyper-cubic tesseract.
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Darina Rea
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.08.21 19:28:00 -
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Miss Snapdragon,
As a theological concept I would be interested in how exactly you believe this cubic faith works. At this moment you only give a warning or such, which would be fair as it is a common thing to do for a new religion, however the question about the theological underbuilding are not explained, nor reveiled.
What is this Cube Science Fact you speak of? How would it work? What are the dogmas? What would be the significance of walking in another light than that of the stars?
Warnings are all fun and nice, but there should also be clarity. _________ The universe may weep bitter tears around you, keep your smile and the tears will dry. - On ideals and faith
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Calathea Sata
State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.08.21 22:45:00 -
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[For immediate disclosure]
On behave of the State War Academy, I hereby announce that the Timecube is in fact a subject under study by a secret investigative department within our school. Our study of the Timecube is a purely academic one, seeing it as only a set of spatiaophysiocultural theory that ties into both hypereuclidean computation and spatiopsychology, and to attempt to generate useful defensive navigational stragegies. Now that the existance of Timecube is not longer secret I wish publicizing this fact will help bring attention to the academic studies and to attract more useful informations from the general public.
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Avion Saberis
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.08.22 01:17:00 -
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Originally by: Waycuber Snapdragon
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<opens the transmission and stares at the screen while reading> ehh? ehhhh?! EHHHHHHH?!!! <you see him sitting there and then out of no where bursts out laughing and falls out of his chair>
~End Transmission~ -------------------------------------------
I like to hide, then when the right moment comes, i go pew, pew, pew, then i go back to hiding, :) |
Sylorin
Caldari MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.08.22 05:28:00 -
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Edited by: Sylorin on 22/08/2010 05:34:05
Originally by: Wyke Mossari I enclose your cube with a hyper-cubic tesseract.
I see your tesseract and raise you a penteract.
(For those of you who are curious, In five dimensional geometry, a penteract is a name for a five dimensional hypercube with 32 vertices, 80 edges, 80 square faces, 40 cubic cells, and 10 tesseract hypercells. I suppose I could have raised him a dekeract which is a 10-dimensional hypercube with 1024 vertices, 5120 edges, 11520 square faces, 15360 cubic cells, 13440 tesseract 4-faces, 8064 penteract 5-faces, 3360 hexeract 6-faces, 960 hepteract 7-faces, 180 octeract 8-faces, and 20 enneract 9-faces but no one likes a smartass.)
*The opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the opinions of MMZ Labs, LLC |
Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.08.23 04:29:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 23/08/2010 04:31:15
Originally by: Revan Neferis
You should know better by now then adding to the idiocy of these communications relays.
Dread Lady, even though your words were directed at Vlad...I am none the less humbled by them, I still have much to learn it seems...I have learned when to listen to wisdom whatever its source.
I therefore will retract my additions to the idiocy and relay my apologies to the cubists for my ill manners toward them.
Regards,
Syn Callibri Ilharess of the Scorpion Clan Blacklight Inc. Fleet Defense Command
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Savasaan Todaro
Caldari Black Lotus Heavy Industries Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2010.08.23 04:48:00 -
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When you open a wormhole to Jovian space and help us revive the Sleepers, interrogate the Jovians and drive off the Talocan, then we'll deal with your cult or sect. New Edens Capsuleers have bigger fish to fry at the moment. Please keep your ravings to a minimum and actions to a maximum. And that goes to everyone as we prepare for Invasion.
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