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Captain Sunnymuffins
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:45:00 -
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For those who don't already know me, I am a self-confessed pirate, willing to do just about anything to get to some tasty loot. I'm quite often found around the trading hubs doing a bit of "business".
From time to time, I receive private conversations and mails from people I have done business with and for the most part it's all pretty ordinary. I did, however, wake up the other day to find this in my mailbox from a recent victim who lost around 50 mil's worth in loot to my chicanery (not a huge amount by any means). Well heck; I found it very entertaining, so I thought I'd share it with you all as a bit of forum banter:
I pity you From: XXXXXX {Removed to protect party's identity} Sent: 2010.08.25 21:53 To: Captain Sunnymuffins,
I feel no anger towards you, as you obviously must have been ****d as a child by your father. For someone to log on an internet game and think of nothing else better to do than abuse game mechanics in order to grieve others , you must have been bullied by girls in school. I'm sorry you spent your life as someone elses *****, I'm sorry you have to wear a helmet in the swimming pool. I'm sorry your younger sister beat you at arm wrestling, I'm sorry your mom died at child birth due to heart attack after seeing how ugly and deformed you are, I truly feel bad for you, to live a life like that. But its ok, you don;t have to take it out on everyone in internet games, there is an easier way, put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, I'm sure your entire family will laugh at the pretty artwork of your miniature brain pasted on the wall behind you. This is simply a much happier way for everyone else in this world, as it would become a much better world without you :) .
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Riedle
Minmatar Wayne's TV and Appliances
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Posted - 2010.08.31 17:58:00 -
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rage approved
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Soliscout
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Posted - 2010.08.31 18:01:00 -
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if its not a fake, I would petition it and get the sender a nice ban :)
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Razzor Death
Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.08.31 18:09:00 -
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THREAD APPROVED CARRY ON SIR
-------------------------------------------------- I'm posting in your thread and I didn't even read the OP v0v |
DuKackBoon
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Posted - 2010.08.31 18:11:00 -
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omg! He's GRIEVED someone! *facepalms* *heads back to suicide ganking*
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Scrapyard Attendant
Minmatar Insurance Fraud LTD
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Posted - 2010.08.31 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Sunnymuffins
I feel no anger towards you, as you obviously must have been ****d as a child by your father.
i lol'ed
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Awesome Possum
Gallente Isk Relocation Services
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Posted - 2010.08.31 18:46:00 -
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+bj ♥
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SeldonCrisis
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Posted - 2010.08.31 18:48:00 -
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Hey how do you have a younger sister if your mum died in childbirth? :(
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Cado Orgo
Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2010.08.31 19:07:00 -
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Originally by: SeldonCrisis Hey how do you have a younger sister if your mum died in childbirth? :(
Winner --------------------------------
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Xikorita
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.08.31 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: SeldonCrisis Hey how do you have a younger sister if your mum died in childbirth? :(
stepmon?
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.08.31 19:41:00 -
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Rarely are hate mails so entertaining. Usually someone just calls you a mother****er.
Death of Virtue is recruiting Fatties |
Kari Cald
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Posted - 2010.08.31 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Soliscout if its not a fake, I would petition it and get the sender a nice ban :)
Then the guy won't be able to go on to entertain others!
Here's a couple I got:
"you sold me a regular raven dude just so you know if i dont recieve my isk back you will get war declared my allience on my alt has 7 corp willing to find you and just for thought mate my uncles on the G M team so your probly gonna get banned for this once i get ahold of him"
"SO I GUESS WHEN YOUR COMP STARTS GETTING VIRUSSES YOU CAN SAY YOU ****ED IN THE WRONG PLACE OH AND YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR COMP LOGS YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR GONNA GET CAUGHT WITH KIDDY **** ON YOUR HARD DRIVE I HEAR ITS A 250K FINE WITH 5 YEAR IN PRISON .......... BE SEEING YOU"
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Darius III
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Posted - 2010.08.31 20:57:00 -
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I didnt think my recent tears were worthy of a post of my own, so I'll just leave this here:
**After calling me scum, and seeing his lossmail and UMAD?**
Indeed I am not mad at you earning a living, and perhaps even having fun while doing so. Those potentially made up numbers certainly are large, but are irrelevant to me deeming you to be the lowest scum of the human race; the slimy stuff that's stuck beneath the bottom of the metaphorical barrel. Your actions, not your wallet, defines you.
Best regards XXXXXXX XXX
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Mila McVeigh
Red Tides Viewer Discretion Advised
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Posted - 2010.08.31 22:36:00 -
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The salt from the tears taste perfect with tequila.
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Spruillo
Gallente AMAMAKE MINING CORP
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Posted - 2010.08.31 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Sunnymuffins For those who don't already know me, I am a self-confessed pirate, willing to do just about anything to get to some tasty loot. I'm quite often found around the trading hubs doing a bit of "business".
From time to time, I receive private conversations and mails from people I have done business with and for the most part it's all pretty ordinary. I did, however, wake up the other day to find this in my mailbox from a recent victim who lost around 50 mil's worth in loot to my chicanery (not a huge amount by any means). Well heck; I found it very entertaining, so I thought I'd share it with you all as a bit of forum banter:
I pity you From: XXXXXX {Removed to protect party's identity} Sent: 2010.08.25 21:53 To: Captain Sunnymuffins,
I feel no anger towards you, as you obviously must have been ****d as a child by your father. For someone to log on an internet game and think of nothing else better to do than abuse game mechanics in order to grieve others , you must have been bullied by girls in school. I'm sorry you spent your life as someone elses *****, I'm sorry you have to wear a helmet in the swimming pool. I'm sorry your younger sister beat you at arm wrestling, I'm sorry your mom died at child birth due to heart attack after seeing how ugly and deformed you are, I truly feel bad for you, to live a life like that. But its ok, you don;t have to take it out on everyone in internet games, there is an easier way, put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, I'm sure your entire family will laugh at the pretty artwork of your miniature brain pasted on the wall behind you. This is simply a much happier way for everyone else in this world, as it would become a much better world without you :) .
Wow I agree with him id feel sorry for you too. There is help however besides blowing your brains out they have places to go or something.
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Caldar
Stella Contego Security
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Posted - 2010.09.01 01:44:00 -
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I never get any this well written....
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.09.01 02:07:00 -
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I never get ANY...
Actually, I tell a lie. I got one once but I had to push the guy in to it by generally being an ass for like 20 mins..
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Arden Elenduil
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.09.01 11:27:00 -
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first i was like -_- then i lol'd
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Yith Za'bolazhi
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Posted - 2010.09.01 11:58:00 -
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Impressive fan mail 10/10
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Paknac Queltel
Coffee Muggers HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.09.01 12:31:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Sunnymuffins lolragemail snipped
And people say we're the unbalanced ones. - Paknac Queltel
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.09.01 12:36:00 -
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Edited by: Whitehound on 01/09/2010 12:37:28 Are any of these accusations true? --
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SemiCharmed
Turndine Industries
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Posted - 2010.09.01 12:46:00 -
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Mmmmmmmm. Digital tears. NomNomNomNomNomNomm. --------------------------------------------
Remember Kids, Only YOU Can Prevent Fourm fires. |
IQ 001
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Posted - 2010.09.02 07:52:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Sunnymuffins
I pity you From: XXXXXX {Removed to protect party's identity} Sent: 2010.08.25 21:53 To: Captain Sunnymuffins, ......without you :).
u see, its obviously a joke.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.02 08:18:00 -
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I find Jita scammers more of a lame annoyance than anything, but apparently (from the above) they do receive actual business.
That, I think, is the saddest fact of all.
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Rhodin Lazarith
EXTERMINATUS. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.02 19:16:00 -
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An old one from about a year ago, but still so amusing...
Quote: u are real bad it is not everone who can kill a corecer flew by someone playen the game for blink of the eye but u are a bad bad man no u just hump goats and your mom slept with a pocket of goat puss to get knocked up with u u are a punk and there is no way to fix that
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Spruillo
Gallente AMAMAKE MINING CORP
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Posted - 2010.09.02 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Rhodin Lazarith An old one from about a year ago, but still so amusing...
Quote: u are real bad it is not everone who can kill a corecer flew by someone playen the game for blink of the eye but u are a bad bad man no u just hump goats and your mom slept with a pocket of goat puss to get knocked up with u u are a punk and there is no way to fix that
Who's that I dont keep up with rock'n'roll these kids play these days
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Jones Bones
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.09.02 19:57:00 -
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[23:26:43] DUDE > Because I'm harmless and was helping my bro mine, who just started playing the game [23:26:51] DUDE > why do you have a problem? [23:26:55] Jones Bones > I don't. [23:27:00] Jones Bones > I am protecting MY system. [23:27:12] Jones Bones > From unsolicited asteroid rapists.
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Cado Orgo
Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2010.09.02 20:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones [23:26:43] DUDE > Because I'm harmless and was helping my bro mine, who just started playing the game [23:26:51] DUDE > why do you have a problem? [23:26:55] Jones Bones > I don't. [23:27:00] Jones Bones > I am protecting MY system. [23:27:12] Jones Bones > From unsolicited asteroid rapists.
They are raping asteroids of their minerals... I never thought of it that way. They should get life in prison for their crimes! --------------------------------
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Erikel
Cosmic Odyssey BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.09.02 21:59:00 -
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Gotta love hate mails.
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Arden Elenduil
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.09.03 10:59:00 -
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Us over at TEARS expend a large amount of effort every day to keep the spacelanes safe of any unregistered jetcans or wrecks. These freely floating objects present a major hazard to warp-speed traffic. Should one collide with a spacecraft, the results could be catastrophic.
Sadly enough, not all people think of it this way, and thus, we are sometimes forced to defend ourselves as written in directive 3, paragraph 12 of the TEARS field manual.
Still, we continue to do our duty, no matter the danger, threats or agressiveness we're faced with.
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