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Eliha Katz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.07.28 10:46:00 -
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I was carrying isotopes to Jita today in Charon using autopilot with about 700m value in hold not worried about suicide gank.
After Ii took shower I came to my computer finding my girlfriend sitting at the computer. Curious what she's doing I zoomed back to my Charon which to my surprise was a capsule. After several minutes of trying to figure out what happened I assumed she must have ejected me from the ship. I set autopilot back to home system and about 8 jumps back in Du Annes on gate to Renyn I found my ship sitting still.
True story. |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 10:47:00 -
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Dump that *****. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Sara XIII
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.07.28 10:49:00 -
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What was "she" wearing? Between Ignorance and Wisdom |
Phill Esteen
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.28 10:53:00 -
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Eliha Katz wrote:True story.
That's not what happened at all. GÇô postum faex est GÇô-á
never forget
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Azami Nevinyrall
Project Cerberus Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2012.07.28 11:43:00 -
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So, let me get this straight, a freighter was sitting on a gate. And no one hijacked it? I call bullshit... Do you know what a sh*t-barometer is? It measures the sh*t-pressure in the air, did you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t... |
Hiyora Akachi
Bling Ring Tax Evaders
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Posted - 2012.07.28 11:46:00 -
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Freighter on a gate and no one took it? BULL ****.
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Kunming
CyberShield Inc ROMANIAN-LEGION
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:17:00 -
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That you even allow your GF to sit at your computer means you have failed at the basic essentials of a relationship... drawing boundaries.
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Colonel Xaven
Decadence. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:18:00 -
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This was the GF's first shot.
Next is to terminate your characters. Be warned, do not ignore her signs. |
Written Word
Written Word's Tax Haven
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:18:00 -
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Never shower alone |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.07.28 12:19:00 -
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Kunming wrote:That you even allow your GF to sit at your computer means you have failed at the basic essentials of a relationship... drawing boundaries.
Is your name Dwight Schrute? That's hardly an important boundary.
That said, the OP does reek of BS - its a pretty damn unlikely series of events. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
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Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.07.28 13:01:00 -
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Akirei Scytale wrote:Kunming wrote:That you even allow your GF to sit at your computer means you have failed at the basic essentials of a relationship... drawing boundaries.
Is your name Dwight Schrute? That's hardly an important boundary. That said, the OP does reek of BS - its a pretty damn unlikely series of events.
The girlfriend or the freighter no one stole?
War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
556
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Posted - 2012.07.28 13:28:00 -
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Sara XIII wrote:What was "she" wearing?
[bad joke] Is she's IG nick Mint? -if yes you just got owned [/bad joke] brb |
lanyaie
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Posted - 2012.07.28 13:37:00 -
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OH ****! This is astonishing if it wasn't for the solid evidence posted I wouldn't have believed this
On another note he's also making the "I have a girlfriend" story up most likely because if he did he'd seek attention from her not on the internet
Also: cool story bro I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you Currently offering 100% legit hulkageddon security sponsored by the mittani, send 50m to me and 50m to him |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:06:00 -
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Your GF ejected you and then restarted the auto-pilot? As for no one stealing the freighter, I guess everyone was busy watching the Olympic opening ceremonies?
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:13:00 -
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Reported OP for account sharing (if it was involontairily, I suggest you report it to GM's so they can suspend it during investigation). Look at me too, OP, I can also make poor jokes. Unlike yours tho, mine is slightly more realistic. shiptoastin' liek a baws |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:17:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Reported OP for account sharing (if it was involontairily, I suggest you report it to GM's so they can suspend it during investigation). Look at me too, OP, I can also make poor jokes. Unlike yours tho, mine is slightly more realistic.
It's not account sharing if she doesn't know the login & password details. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Pak Narhoo
Knights of Kador
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:19:00 -
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My god, are you people skeptical!
If I wouldn't know any better I'd suspect you guys where playing EVE. I'm told nobody trust anybody there. :o
Hi, I'm CCP Arrow, I screwed up the.. ummm... |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:34:00 -
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Am I late to the party? |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:36:00 -
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Pak Narhoo wrote:My god, are you people skeptical! If I wouldn't know any better I'd suspect you guys where playing EVE. I'm told nobody trust anybody there. :o
Nonsense!
Trust everyone. No one is out to get you. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:41:00 -
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You all missed the part where he claimed he took a shower?
Pics or gtfo. Post with your monkey. |
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:44:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Misanth wrote:Reported OP for account sharing (if it was involontairily, I suggest you report it to GM's so they can suspend it during investigation). Look at me too, OP, I can also make poor jokes. Unlike yours tho, mine is slightly more realistic. It's not account sharing if she doesn't know the login & password details.
I suggest you go read the EULA, and try to figure out what happens if you petition to GM's that you had something lost/happen because you left your PC unattended, while logged in. shiptoastin' liek a baws |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:45:00 -
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Pak Narhoo wrote:My god, are you people skeptical! If I wouldn't know any better I'd suspect you guys where playing EVE. I'm told nobody trust anybody there. :o Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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dexington
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:46:00 -
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Your girlfriend is most likely a goon in a dress, trying to ruin your day. GÇ£The best way to keep something bad from happening is to see it ahead of time, and you can't see it if you refuse to face the possibility.GÇ¥-á |
Benny Ohu
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:52:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote: Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.
I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing |
Mallak Azaria
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Posted - 2012.07.28 14:54:00 -
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Benny Ohu wrote:stoicfaux wrote: Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.
I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing
Pedophiles have to put in a lot more effort to try & remain inconspicuous. Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2012.07.28 15:04:00 -
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Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.
/c
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Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2012.07.28 15:09:00 -
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dexington wrote:Your girlfriend is most likely a goon in a dress, trying to ruin your day.
Is there any other kind of goon?, I understand the dress is mandatory for fleet ops as is copious booze, the wizard hat however is optional. War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside. |
dexington
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Posted - 2012.07.28 15:19:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Benny Ohu wrote:stoicfaux wrote:Reported for cross-posting from the Hello Kitty Online forums.
I just had a look over there and the posting quality is so far above what it is here it's a little depressing Pedophiles have to put in a lot more effort to try & remain inconspicuous.
You know this from personal experience? GÇ£The best way to keep something bad from happening is to see it ahead of time, and you can't see it if you refuse to face the possibility.GÇ¥-á |
Kheeria
Sigillum Militum Xpisti Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2012.07.28 15:43:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.
/c What if I click no? |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
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Posted - 2012.07.28 15:52:00 -
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Kheeria wrote:Chribba wrote:Pilots, this is as true as it gets with the new random-eject changes. You get a popup for 30 seconds asking you if you're still at the screen - if you fail to click YES (this window pops up randomly on the screen btw) you eject and AP keeps moving you.
/c What if I click no? There would only be one button of course. Have you ever played just before downtime? On those "Server will be shutting down" pop-ups, you only get the option to press "Ok" when you really want to press "No, it bloody well isn't."
Post with your monkey. |
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