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Hawks Eye
Inroads
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Posted - 2011.09.24 01:37:00 -
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Hello everyone! I was sitting around the station tonight trying to think of a new bio for an alt. I usually like to adapt songs in my alt bios so I started off with something old school. Before I knew it I thought, "Hey, this could work for EVE!" So here is the result and I hope you all enjoy. It is an ode to a game that truly has nor remorse for your loss and we wouldn't want it any other way! I claim no originality for the song, only changing around a few words to make it fit.
He AinGÇÖt Gonna Fly No More
Sung to "the Battle Hymn of the Republic" Adapted by Hawks Eye from the song "Blood Upon the Risers"
OoooooGǪ.
He was just a rookie pilot and he surely shook with fright, He checked off his equipment and made sure his fit was right; He curled up and he listened to those awful engines roar, "You ain't gonna fly no more!"
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, he ain't gonna fly no more!
"Is everybody happy?" cried the FC on the comms, Our Hero meekly answered "Yes," before his warp was gone; He dropped into the icy black, and he was insta-locked, And he ain't gonna fly no more. (CHORUS) He counted long, he counted loud, but they wouldnGÇÖt let him dock, He felt the torps, he felt the rails, he felt his shields drop; His armor quickly melted and his hull soon followed suit, And he ain't gonna fly no more. (CHORUS) The fires quickly swept the decks, the power circuits tripped, The current pump was failing and he knew that this was it; The little egg became his grave; he hurtled through the void. And he ain't gonna fly no more. (CHORUS) The days he'd mined and scammed and griefed kept running through his mind, He thought about the combat drones, the ones he'd left behind; He thought about the looters, and wondered what they'd find, And he ain't gonna fly no more. (CHORUS) The salvagers were on the spot, the NocsGÇÖ were running wild, The looters jumped and screamed with glee, warmed up their beams and smiled, For it had been a week or more since last n00b had failed, And he ain't gonna fly no more. (CHORUS) The pod was popped; the sound was "SQUISH" his blood went spurting high, His corpmates were all heard to say "A hell of a way to die!" He laid there in the cloning vat his head was aching sore, And he ain't gonna fly no more.
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, He ain't gonna fly no more!
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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:21:00 -
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Good luck fit that in a BIO. Features & Ideas Discussion: Agent Finder, Black Holes Needs a banner here.. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:50:00 -
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Dude. I lolled so hard I fell off my chair and broke my bum. Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. |
Swooshie
USA Canada Private Corp
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:52:00 -
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Genius work right there!!!!
Now we just need to get the choir at Westpoint to record it for us!!! |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:53:00 -
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Great song.....
This is one that I have been thinking of using in my bio too.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ooh ooh
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)
We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.09.24 03:40:00 -
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GÖ½GÖ¬ The FC was the last to jump, the Lemmings already gone, some noob had said the J word and was looking so forlorn, they called him out as primary and blew him to hell away and he ain't gonna fly no more [CHORUS] GÖ¬GÖ½ Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.09.24 03:41:00 -
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Quote:Ooh ooh
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand
Darius. Is that you Darius? Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.24 03:51:00 -
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GÖ½GÖ¬ He reaps veldspar and scor at night, yet secretly he prays That there is more to life than mining asteroids all day With heavy heart, he sets a course aft to the air-lock door he ain't gonna fly no more! GÖ½GÖ¬ |
Tethys Atreides
The Audacity of Huge
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:02:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:Dude. I lolled so hard I fell off my chair and broke my bum.
A proper PLF would have prevented that. Feet and knees together! |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:06:00 -
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Tethys Atreides wrote:The Apostle wrote:Dude. I lolled so hard I fell off my chair and broke my bum. A proper PLF would have prevented that. Feet and knees together!
Have you ever Herped so hard that you derped? |
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Hawks Eye
Inroads
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Posted - 2011.09.24 13:51:00 -
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Thank you everyone for all the wonderful comments! I love the homemade verses people have created. I am still debating on if I want to "like" the fact I got rickroll'd :) |
Tethys Atreides
The Audacity of Huge
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Posted - 2011.09.24 14:42:00 -
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Foodpimp wrote:Tethys Atreides wrote:The Apostle wrote:Dude. I lolled so hard I fell off my chair and broke my bum. A proper PLF would have prevented that. Feet and knees together! Have you ever Herped so hard that you derped?
You leg bro? |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
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Posted - 2011.09.24 14:51:00 -
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feh... I messed up The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
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