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Aracturus
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Posted - 2010.09.18 07:57:00 -
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EX-NAVY CALDARI SEEKING COMPANIONSHIP 32 year old retired Caldari Navy ensign (Capsuleer) seeking attractive female Caldari Patriot. Enjoys making money, blowing things up, scholarly discussion about the State, strawberry Slushies, and cuddling. Must enjoy flying, going out to bars, and dry humor. Fluent Napanii speakers preferred. Non-capsuleers need not apply. Contact Aracturus via evemail or neocomm conversation.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.09.18 08:14:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 18/09/2010 08:14:39 That's not the way it works. You go into a bar, get drunk, brawl with somebody and win. Next morning you awake in a bed that is not yours with your new girlfriend. Only problem is to find out her name without asking her directly.
And that's the romantic part. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Aracturus
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Posted - 2010.09.18 16:49:00 -
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What? Nonsense! The sparring comes after you get drunk and end up in bed. Thats the way relationships should be! ...isn't it?
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Eris Davion
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Posted - 2010.09.18 18:40:00 -
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Are you two sure there's no Brutor blood in your ancestries?
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Austheroth Latromi
Gallente Mind - Armor - Wings
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Posted - 2010.09.18 18:59:00 -
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Capsuleers really need to spend less time inside their pods.
Remember, you are not a ship.
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Boadiccea Iceni
Minmatar Your Advertise here
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Posted - 2010.09.18 20:36:00 -
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Edited by: Boadiccea Iceni on 18/09/2010 20:38:26
Originally by: Eris Davion Are you two sure there's no Brutor blood in your ancestries?
There is indeed Brutor blood in my vains. And if I want to get a man I get drunk myself then knock down my competition, knock down my target and get him into my bed. And after that he should better remember my name or I teach it to him.
I leave the romantic to my Sebiestor sisters and the lewd to the Vherokior floozies.
Yarr!
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Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.09.19 05:02:00 -
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Boadiccea want snoo-snoo!
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Stitcher
Caldari legion of qui
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Posted - 2010.09.19 05:23:00 -
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hah. reminds me of a fling I had with a brutor woman about eleven years ago. I think I impressed her by not falling over when she punched me. -
- Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Ber Kan
Caldari SWARTA
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Posted - 2010.09.19 05:36:00 -
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sir...I may have to reccommend a bar or two for you... 'Emperor, bestow on me your righteous fury and your furious strength. Let me become the storm that blasts the enemy from your sight. For I will destroy all who seek to destroy me. For I fear no evil, |
Sabbott
Amarr Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2010.09.19 05:47:00 -
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If no ones interested in this meek Caldari man, consider me!... Ex-Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris (PIE) Currently High Inquisitor of Blood Inquisition (BL-IN)
I used to be a Amarr championship weight lifter, my abs are like titanium plates, the women are attracted to my manly attitude and gentle touch. I'm handsome and humble. my nick name is Titanium "The Titan" Sabbott. cause of my manly portion is sometimes nicknamed a Titanium Sabot L.
Must enjoy bondage, being burned by candle wax. gentle summer walks under crimson sky's. ale and spirits, and listening to me talk about myself. I prefer minmatar women in leather, or Amarr men preferably in robes.
Contact me via evemail.
Join 'Sani Sabik' channel /// Book of Virtues |
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Ber Kan
Caldari SWARTA
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Posted - 2010.09.19 05:51:00 -
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*The sound of laughter fills the comms* My the way that you run the inquisition is bloody hilarious. I will say this though, it sounds alot better than some I know. But good inquisitor, if I can still call you such a thing. Are you not supposed to take certain vows upon entering an ordo? 'Emperor, bestow on me your righteous fury and your furious strength. Let me become the storm that blasts the enemy from your sight. For I will destroy all who seek to destroy me. For I fear no evil, |
Sabbott
Amarr Blood Inquisition
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Posted - 2010.09.19 06:22:00 -
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Edited by: Sabbott on 19/09/2010 06:25:20
Originally by: Ber Kan *The sound of laughter fills the comms* My the way that you run the inquisition is bloody hilarious.
I'm a Inquisitor, not one of our Arch Bishops.. Though i study and spread the word of truth I'm not ordained to that level as most of our bishops are at my rank. I am viewed in our inner order as more of a prophet, guided to spread truth and the words of Sani Sabik, one must be free to explore the ways of the universe to understand it. Also i do not run our sect..
Join 'Sani Sabik' channel /// Book of Virtues |
Boadiccea Iceni
Minmatar Your Advertise here
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Posted - 2010.09.19 09:01:00 -
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Originally by: Sinti Vailatti Boadiccea want snoo-snoo!
What is snoo-snoo? I don't think there is a man strong enough for my taste. All break. Shy away. Run. Modern men are weak. No match for a real Brutor women, I say.
Hits the console with her fist, so some static is rushing over the screen.
If I want a man I take him, try him, use him until he cries. Normally dump him as useless after that. Don't think an Amarr would survive even the preliminary.
Yarr!
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Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.09.19 11:46:00 -
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You not know snoo-snoo? I thought everyone know what is snoo-snoo!
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Aracturus
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Posted - 2010.09.19 15:42:00 -
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Its a wonder the Brutor haven't died off.
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Johlie
Caldari Legio Cascadia
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Posted - 2010.09.19 18:18:00 -
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If you wanna have a good time in 0g, you find yourself a Minimatar.
-=Forever in the future, Shall I battle as of yore, Dying to be born a fighter, But to die again, once more.=- |
Slyckback
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Posted - 2010.09.19 18:53:00 -
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Edited by: Slyckback on 19/09/2010 18:53:30 *delete please*
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Louella Dougans
Amarr Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2010.09.19 19:10:00 -
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Boadiccea is formidable. I remember one time we went to Verone's place, the Last Gate, I was taking her to show her some places that people go to drink and dance and stuff, and there were a couple of Brutor guys there, but they were totally intimidated I think. I had to leave fairly early though, dunno if they got around to introducing themselves to her by breaking a chair on her or something of that sort. Was a fun evening though. Be A Space Nun! It's Fun!! |
Gottii
Minmatar Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2010.09.20 07:31:00 -
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Originally by: Aracturus Its a wonder the Brutor haven't died off.
We're not the ones so desperate to find a mate that we're reduced to taking out an ad.
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Boadiccea Iceni
Minmatar Your Advertise here
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Posted - 2010.09.20 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Louella Dougans Boadiccea is formidable. I remember one time we went to Verone's place, the Last Gate, I was taking her to show her some places that people go to drink and dance and stuff, and there were a couple of Brutor guys there, but they were totally intimidated I think. I had to leave fairly early though, dunno if they got around to introducing themselves to her by breaking a chair on her or something of that sort. Was a fun evening though.
Ya! Brutor men did not engage! But had won in an arm wrestling contest. And boxed out a grinder from my competition for he didn't pay the bet. Bad influence from my Sebiestor sisters. Modern Brutor men think a women wants romantic. We ain't want romantic. We want strong men. Men that can beat us in competition.
Boadiccea wildly shakes her fist.
If he can't hit harder than us, we only have an other drag we have to protect. Good women need a harnish. With spikes! No highheels! Can't beat tha crap out o' people in highheels.
Yarr!
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.09.20 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Austheroth Latromi
Remember, you are not a ship.
Ahahahahaha... whew... That was a good one...
Wait you're serious?
I'm not?! I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter |
Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.09.20 20:04:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 20/09/2010 20:07:03
Originally by: Sinti Vailatti You not know snoo-snoo? I thought everyone know what is snoo-snoo!
Ummmm...ok...WAIT...WHAT...No romantic Minmatar lovesongs!?!?!?!?
Origin of Matar lovesongs
Syn Callibri Director Fleet Ops, 21st Eridani Lighthorse Keeper of the Blood Pact
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Sinti Vailatti
MMZ Laboratories LLC
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Posted - 2010.09.21 06:06:00 -
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Brutor are too busy hitting other Brutor to sing songs...then again, that might be romantic music to them...
Serving the Dark Amarr |
Boadiccea Iceni
Minmatar Your Advertise here
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Posted - 2010.09.21 08:54:00 -
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Edited by: Boadiccea Iceni on 21/09/2010 09:04:28 Not true! We Brutor have music. Romance. Here and here.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.09.21 14:57:00 -
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...but I just wanted to be held.
Syn Callibri Director Fleet Ops, 21st Eridani Lighthorse Keeper of the Blood Pact
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar CareBears on Fire The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.09.21 23:45:00 -
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Men are alright I suppose. *considers for a minute, her forehead wrinkling* As long as they don't move in. I have too many clothes to share a closet with someone who isn't fairly close to my size.
They are good for hauling reactor waste out though. *muses* I should buy one. I'm sure there's some spare room under the auxiliary coolant lines he could sleep in. --Vel
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Cer'ana
Minmatar Jericho Fraction The Star Fraction
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Posted - 2010.09.22 03:09:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri ...but I just wanted to be held.
Sweety, you shouldn't have a problem getting that taken care of.
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Holy Vagina
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Posted - 2010.09.22 04:49:00 -
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I'm up for anything. I will blow your mind! It'll cost you though.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.09.22 07:10:00 -
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Oh. That name this capsuleer… is blurring. I think she'll be Amarr_Citizen_xyz and so forth soon. I still can see it. Wonder for how long. I'm slowly counting down… -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Aracturus
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Posted - 2010.09.22 13:48:00 -
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Where did this ad go wrong? How did we end up discussing the peculiar mating habits of Brutor? HOW?!
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