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Shoot Frist
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Posted - 2010.10.26 08:34:00 -
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So theyÆve got all the money in the world and quite possibly two of the smartest (if not the smartest) non-alien super heroes to ever be conceived from the wet, dank wombs of pure badassary. But what exactly constitutes as a ôsuper heroö? If its money then shouldnÆt we be seeing Oprah in unnecessarily tight spandex, base jumping from nearby welfare buildings making sure everyone has a car and a house they canÆt pay for? Apologize for the imageryàsincerely.
In all honesty, what really separates Tony Stark(Iron Man) from Bruce Wayne (Batman)? And most importantly who would win? ôWin at what?ö Yes, apples are sweeter than oranges and oranges are softer than apples. I realize they both have their niches, roles and limits but seeing as they share so much in common; room for speculation is limited û itÆs not like weÆre comparing Clark Kent (Superman) to sayàHal Jordan (A green lantern), two completely different super heroes in about every way imaginable.
My point goes to Batman, why? Because heÆs effectively Stephen Hawking without the wheelchair and ALS, Mr. Miyagi; Solid Snake; Rambo; Bruce Lee and Jet Li combined! Not to mention the wealth of Oprah and Donald Trump which does in fact = Bill Gates^2. The way I see it, if batman canÆt kick your ass alone heÆll throw something at you that will, and if that doesnÆt work heÆll build something that will, and if that doesnÆt work youÆre probably Superman. My bet is that the minute the round bell goes off batman threw some sort of ECM device on Ironman, rendering his suit completely useless (if not totally stopping his bio-mechanical heart) and having to fight on his terms and ROFL GOOD LUCK AT THAT THIS GUY TAKES DOWN SUPER HEROES WITH ACTUAL SUPER POWERS.
Or heÆll probably just build the equivalent of the iron man suit for himself. If I threw a box of random electronic parts at both of them IÆm sure tony would be the first to construct a mini laser cannon but bruce already disabled it with his mini laser cannon destabilizer. ThatÆs just what he does, heÆs the counter to your ego. WhatÆs your pick?
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Florio
Miniature Giant Space Hamsters
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Posted - 2010.10.26 09:15:00 -
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Ironman is the winner, as he would pull the most chicks.
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.10.26 09:23:00 -
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Close one...
Like Superman Vs Batman.
Id say Batman with preparation would win. He'd hit Ironman with Bat-Anti-Iron-Spray, then punch him.
Ironman if Batman is unprepared. Ironman tends to be a one trick pony, that trick is a suit of armor with jets and weapons. Batman only has the utility belt.
Thing is, Batman is ALWAYS prepared.
Now heres a challenge, Batman Beyond vs Ironman. Both have power suits with integrated weaponry. But I would say BMB has better agility , while Ironman has more speed and power. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2010.10.26 13:03:00 -
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Punisher.
Slade
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.10.26 14:36:00 -
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NO DOUBT ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST...
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Caleidascope
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.10.26 15:47:00 -
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They do not have any super powers, therefore they are not super heroes.
You need to check your definitions.
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Tyber Zaan
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Posted - 2010.10.26 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Caleidascope They do not have any super powers, therefore they are not super heroes.
You need to check your definitions.
They do have super powers.
They are #%!$ing rich.
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Reiisha
Evolution IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.26 16:18:00 -
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After seeing Downey as Iron Man, my vote would go there. Bale just isn't as cool >_>
"If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
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el Sabor
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Posted - 2010.10.26 20:27:00 -
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Iron man is terrible at keeping a secret identity... Batman kills him in his sleep?
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LordSwift
Caldari Syndicate of Steel
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Posted - 2010.10.27 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: el Sabor Iron man is terrible at keeping a secret identity... Batman kills him in his sleep?
Technically batman does not kill unless im mistaken. but good point either way ------
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zod: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely. |
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LordSwift
Caldari Syndicate of Steel
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Posted - 2010.10.27 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Skippermonkey NO DOUBT ABOUT WHO IS THE BEST...
oh that brings back memories. rather warped memories actually. ------
Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zod: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely. |
Nuala Reece
Caldari Starlancers
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Posted - 2010.10.27 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Shoot Frist The way I see it, if batman canÆt kick your ass alone heÆll throw something at you that will, and if that doesnÆt work heÆll build something that will, and if that doesnÆt work youÆre probably Superman.
Batman kicked Superman's arse in Frank Miller's 'The Dark Knight Returns' - technology, preparation and strong allies win the day. Therefore Batman beats Iron Man through access to equal technology, superior planning and greater flexibility and creativity.
Incidentally, Caleidascope is right - neither Batman nor Iron Man are super heroes as they have no super powers; they're costumed crime fighters. Well, Bruce Wayne's a costumed crime fighter; Tony Stark's an egotistical prick in a tin suit
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Miriam Letisse
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Posted - 2010.10.28 00:13:00 -
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Edited by: Miriam Letisse on 28/10/2010 00:14:40
Originally by: Nuala Reece Tony Stark's an egotistical prick in a tin suit
*Cough*Iron man*cough*
Actually it's probably made of unobtainium or some such nonsense.
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Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
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Posted - 2010.10.28 01:56:00 -
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Scott Pilgrim
*** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Zofe Stormcaller
B4D W0LF Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.10.29 11:46:00 -
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Deadpool
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Templar Dane
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:43:00 -
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I would have to side with Batman on this, though it's close.
Equal technology, but Batman is also a freaking ninja.
The only thing that makes it a close fight, is that Batman is a pansy for holding back. He'd be holding back so as to not kill Iron Man.
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ivar R'dhak
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:47:00 -
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Edited by: ivar R''dhak on 29/10/2010 14:50:18 He¦s the godamn BATMAN!
Also wasn¦t Ironman on the "Patriots" quasi Neocons side during that superhero civil war and then killed Captain America? Yeah, he¦s a "William". _________________________________________________
Mal-¦Appears we got here just in a nick of time. What does that make us?¦ Zoe-`Big damn heroes sir.` Mal-¦Aint we just.¦ |
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