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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.11.03 19:57:00 -
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Ahoy hoy all
Being a space Captain in New Eden is truly a thrill. One can go anywhere and be anything. The opportunities for both saintly and devilish behaviour abound everywhere. I know I've have my share of adventures - and I'm sure you have too.
So this is the purpose of my thread (a "log", if you will, which I will deposit in the "bowl" of history); I would like *ONLY* players that have been bestowed with the rank of Captain in their name to post in here, with a brief summary of the most exciting, devious and/or strange evevnt in your EvE career.
Remember, this is a lounge only for pod Captains - lesser crew members must keep out
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☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.11.03 20:00:00 -
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Hi I am Alara, I don't need captain in my name because I am The Captain.
As for my stories...
If you don't know you fail hard!
-- I am now on a Crusade to Fix the Omen!
For Great Justice!
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.11.03 20:01:00 -
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Edited by: Aiwha on 03/11/2010 20:02:54 I'm a Staff Sergeant.
But you may call me your Eminence.
I once killed a coveter in a drake too. I'm so cool. I like me. |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.11.03 20:02:00 -
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Captains only lol
Your tongues may be smooth but my fingers are bumpy and I can't feel your pips! ---
☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.11.03 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous Captains only lol
Your tongues may be smooth but my fingers are bumpy and I can't feel your pips!
Stripes > Pips swabbie. I like me. |
Bacon Slapper
Minmatar Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.11.03 20:15:00 -
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I'm Captain of the U.S.S.S. Smooth Sailing after I conive my way into a fleet I go semi-afk while I have a meal. I amuse everyone b my simple and never ending questions with my mouth full. Like "shmuhod I perss warop anjd thjen anjwert thje phonke ore shoiuld INJ anwser the phojn e then pressd harp" 1million times until we reach a fight at which time I go afk when I am asked to fullfill a critic role like rep to go to the bathroom because I just ate a huge meal. And by the time I am wipping my bum and whispering smmooth sailing to myself my fleet is exploding. Just I return just in time to dock up or warp to the sun.
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2010.11.03 22:42:00 -
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Gentlemen....
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Xindi Kraid
White Knight's Production inc.
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Posted - 2010.11.04 05:39:00 -
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Commander Kraid here, I think all of you Captains are quite pompous in your battleship slowboats.
-Xindi Kraid: Delivering acerbic wit and scathing comments with just a dash of 'stab you in the eye' |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.11.04 15:47:00 -
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Originally by: Captian Conrad Gentlemen....
http://www.tf2-ph.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spy-disguise.jpg Image changed into URL.Applebabe
lol you've got the fakiest captain name here, and yet you are the most geniune ---
☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.11.09 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: Xindi Kraid Edited by: Xindi Kraid on 04/11/2010 05:48:33 Commander Kraid here, I think all of you Captains are quite pompous in your battleship slowboats.
I have no special stories to tell, but my most exciting moment was the first time my Nemesis hit a gatecamp. Sitting in a bubble in a brand new ship more expensive than anything else of the size I had ever purchased before in a situation that had caused me to lose ships ten times the size with someone bearing down on me from decloaking off the gate.
Would I be able to escape the bubble before their interceptor reached my location and decloaked & scrammed me? My heart raced and my blood boiled with the surge of adrenaline. great feeling
Gatecamps don't excite me anymore :'(
Exciting story! Yet you are not a real captain. I am disappoint
PS did you escape ---
☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
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Captain Spurious
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Posted - 2010.11.09 20:45:00 -
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Greetings fellow officers!
CAPPNS log 2827374066837263309630.8008132
My crew and I spent the past two hours surveying the Piekura gate in the Mara system for gaseous anomalies! Other (lesser) spacefarers, obvious rejects from the proper institutions hailed me, threatening violence!
They arrived on close range sensors when I refused to leave my allocated suvey zone and engaged me in combat! Instead of taking evasive manouvers, number one advised me to jump out of system. I took his advice, and the lives of my crew and pet rock were saved! We are now on patrol on the Piekura side of the gate...
Number one says hi, since he is not yet a fully qualified CAPPN.
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Cpt Syrinx
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Posted - 2010.11.09 23:47:00 -
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hello
/me looks around...
this is a booze club kinda deal right.... right?
where be the rum?
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.11.10 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Spurious Greetings fellow officers!
CAPPNS log 2827374066837263309630.8008132
My crew and I spent the past two hours surveying the Piekura gate in the Mara system for gaseous anomalies! Other (lesser) spacefarers, obvious rejects from the proper institutions hailed me, threatening violence!
They arrived on close range sensors when I refused to leave my allocated suvey zone and engaged me in combat! Instead of taking evasive manouvers, number one advised me to jump out of system. I took his advice, and the lives of my crew and pet rock were saved! We are now on patrol on the Piekura side of the gate...
Number one says hi, since he is not yet a fully qualified CAPPN.
lol
"one of the best Captain's Logs that has ever been poasted!"
Awesome stuff! Tell number 1 that JoJo Boomflakes says hi ---
☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2010.11.10 14:40:00 -
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Moved to My EVE, from ye EVE General. Yarrr
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Naomi Wildfire
Amarr Stardust Heavy Industries Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2010.11.10 17:22:00 -
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I give a damn about Captains.
F*cking Princess is the thing to be.
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.11.11 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: Naomi Wildfire I give a damn about Captains.
F*cking Princess is the thing to be.
So, you do care about Captains, or don't you?
Which meaning is predominant, the first sentence or the second?
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☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |
Xindi Kraid
Apolitical
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Posted - 2010.11.11 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous
Exciting story! Yet you are not a real captain. I am disappoint
Not in rank, no, but I do hold the position of captain as does everyone else who commands a ship. I told them not to promote me to a battleship.
Quote: PS did you escape
You'll have to wait for the next season for the cliffhanger to be resolved. . . [spoilers]Our plunky heroes escape certain death unscathed to continue on their merry pursuits[/spoilers]
-Xindi Kraid: Delivering acerbic wit and scathing comments with just a dash of 'stab you in the eye' |
chukk n0rris
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Posted - 2010.11.19 14:27:00 -
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I roundhouse-kicked a captain once or twice.
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Lt Graham
Vesica Combat Systems
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Posted - 2010.11.20 16:25:00 -
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Hey I am a Lieutenant, does that count? I do so want to go in.
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Lesgit Crunkd
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Posted - 2010.11.20 17:57:00 -
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...It twas a cold night, in a dark dark room, a captain entered my quarters... and (sniffle, sniffle) he touched my PvP
Since that cold dark night I have nightmares of said captain. He very possibly logged that event also, like he logged me. |
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