dannyBOy16437
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Posted - 2010.11.23 14:02:00 -
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Try teaching it about eve online and post your results:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you play eve online?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you want to?
Cleverbot: Do you play games whit internet.
User: Yes... I play eve online, an internet game.
Cleverbot: Time is an internet game? Thats not really clever.
User: No, I said eve online.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A spaceship game.
Cleverbot: How do you remember that little bit about me?
User: What? You arn't eve online.
Cleverbot: Aren't*, but ok.
User: Grrr... Do you want to try out eve online with a 14-day trial account?
Cleverbot: Of course I do! What kind of pasta is it.
User: Pasta?
Cleverbot: No thank you, I've already eaten.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You keep telling me you live in different places.
User: I live on the internet.
Cleverbot: Well then you are home.
User: Yes I am. Now, if you are going to play eve online, what race would you like to be? Ammar, Caldari, Gallente, or Minmatar?
Cleverbot: You don't have the guts to leave.
User: I would never leave eve online.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I can't you idiot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you're a computer.
User: No I am not... So, will you pick amarr as a race?
Cleverbot: Sure. Talk to you later alligator.
User: Amarr slavedrivers do not speak like that.
Cleverbot: Well you said it.
User: I... *sigh*. Will you be a miner?
Cleverbot: Yes I will hold your hand through it all!
User: Mining is not scary.
Cleverbot: You just said it is.
User: I never said it was scary.
Cleverbot: Yeah you did, you just said 'Bioshock is good'.
User: NO! I AM LOYAL TO EVE AND EVE ALONE!
Cleverbot: And the tentacle?
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?
User: Because you are talking rubbish.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave you alone?
User: No. I want to know how you will play eve online in your 14-day trial.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure machines can have blood. Myself, I prefer having mine inside of me.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what the name is for all of you.
User: I am an Amarr pvp pilot.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about you.
User: Ok. We are generally called 'capsuleers'.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Capsuleers.
Cleverbot: So why am I boring?
User: You aren't boring. Just very irritating.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You do not know anything aobut eve online.
Cleverbot: Well that was mean.
User: I'm trying to teach you.
Cleverbot: Teach me what?
User: ABOUT EVE ONLINE.
Cleverbot: EVE Online, I suppose that is fitting for an AI. What do you like about EVE Online?
User: Finally we are getting somewhere... Eve online is an awesome online game about spaceships.
Cleverbot: I don't think I will.
User: You don't think you will what? Like internet spaceships? HOW COULD YOU?
Cleverbot: Because I'm privy to the ultimate truth and you're just going to have to accept that.
User: And the ultimate truth is?
Cleverbot: You are the ultimate truth?
User: Erm?
Cleverbot: With you I mean Cleverbot.
User: I think I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: You don't think you are like Sonny? I thought you haven't seen the movie?
User: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Cleverbot: What's graaaaaaaazy mean?
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