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Saile Litestrider
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Posted - 2010.12.20 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 20/12/2010 16:08:02 Real men buy a Rokh, attach as many Neutron Blaster Cannon II's as humanly possible (even attempting to weld on extra hardpoints) and become overly aggressive with them. You are also allowed to make terrible puns at this point such as, "Rokh and roll".
Lesser mortals get Ravens and worry over fittings, trying to get the same amount of dps and survivability as the ROKH MAN (for he deserves the capital letters) but failing miserably. They can run missions more efficiently though and we all know efficiency is FUN!
Would you rather warp into combat drunk, on fire and screaming incoherent madness about tearing faces off with cannons and then laughing maniacally as you turn on ze guns OR would you rather warp into combat hoping that your torpedoes reach the target before it dies, you die, everyone gets bored and leaves or they kersplode for Much-Less-Damage-Than-You-Thought-Because-of-Explosion-Radius-and-Velocity?
Hybrds suck and the ROKH can STILL pull it off, that's how good the bus from the future is.
You have inspired me to move forward with that LAZOR ROKH fit I made in EFT one drunken night.
LET'S ROKH
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Kierlana Vosk
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Posted - 2010.12.20 23:05:00 -
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I can already fly a Rokh. I have great shield skills. I can fit only small hybrids and projectiles.
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Patri Andari
Caldari Thukker Tribe Antiquities Importer
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Posted - 2010.12.21 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 20/12/2010 16:08:02 Real men buy a Rokh, attach as many Neutron Blaster Cannon II's as humanly possible (even attempting to weld on extra hardpoints) and become overly aggressive with them. You are also allowed to make terrible puns at this point such as, "Rokh and roll".
Lesser mortals get Ravens and worry over fittings, trying to get the same amount of dps and survivability as the ROKH MAN (for he deserves the capital letters) but failing miserably. They can run missions more efficiently though and we all know efficiency is FUN!
Would you rather warp into combat drunk, on fire and screaming incoherent madness about tearing faces off with cannons and then laughing maniacally as you turn on ze guns OR would you rather warp into combat hoping that your torpedoes reach the target before it dies, you die, everyone gets bored and leaves or they kersplode for Much-Less-Damage-Than-You-Thought-Because-of-Explosion-Radius-and-Velocity?
Hybrds suck and the ROKH can STILL pull it off, that's how good the bus from the future is.
Plagerise much?
Patri
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Chareck
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Posted - 2010.12.21 01:26:00 -
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nothing beats the ROKH (save for my former CEO's maelstrom)
Still it is a great boat, features a hell of a tank, can actually pull some range of off blasters with t2 ammo. However is one if honest there are to many other ships doing all it can do better. The only point on which no one can beat it is sheer range, but beside that.....
I am sad because I love that ship.
O and yes I do fly it for better or worse, can't stop the fricking rokh!
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BiggestT
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.12.21 04:06:00 -
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Originally by: Patri Andari
Plagerise much?
Yep, this was shamelessly taken from Stuart Price's post in an old Rokh vs. Raven thread.
I use it whenever a rokh thread comes up, sometimes I include the orginal quoter, but usually CBA
Can't argue it's truth though EVE Trivia EVE History
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2010.12.21 14:15:00 -
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Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 20/12/2010 16:08:02 Real men buy a Rokh, attach as many Neutron Blaster Cannon II's as humanly possible (even attempting to weld on extra hardpoints) and become overly aggressive with them. You are also allowed to make terrible puns at this point such as, "Rokh and roll".
Lesser mortals get Ravens and worry over fittings, trying to get the same amount of dps and survivability as the ROKH MAN (for he deserves the capital letters) but failing miserably. They can run missions more efficiently though and we all know efficiency is FUN!
Would you rather warp into combat drunk, on fire and screaming incoherent madness about tearing faces off with cannons and then laughing maniacally as you turn on ze guns OR would you rather warp into combat hoping that your torpedoes reach the target before it dies, you die, everyone gets bored and leaves or they kersplode for Much-Less-Damage-Than-You-Thought-Because-of-Explosion-Radius-and-Velocity?
Hybrds suck and the ROKH can STILL pull it off, that's how good the bus from the future is.
Can't stop the ****ing rokh.
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Obsession Paranoia
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Posted - 2010.12.21 14:28:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc STOP, THE ROKH, CANT STOP THE ROKH
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Buzz Killingdon
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Posted - 2010.12.21 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 20/12/2010 16:08:02 Real men buy a Rokh, attach as many Neutron Blaster Cannon II's as humanly possible (even attempting to weld on extra hardpoints) and become overly aggressive with them. You are also allowed to make terrible puns at this point such as, "Rokh and roll".
Lesser mortals get Ravens and worry over fittings, trying to get the same amount of dps and survivability as the ROKH MAN (for he deserves the capital letters) but failing miserably. They can run missions more efficiently though and we all know efficiency is FUN!
Would you rather warp into combat drunk, on fire and screaming incoherent madness about tearing faces off with cannons and then laughing maniacally as you turn on ze guns OR would you rather warp into combat hoping that your torpedoes reach the target before it dies, you die, everyone gets bored and leaves or they kersplode for Much-Less-Damage-Than-You-Thought-Because-of-Explosion-Radius-and-Velocity?
Hybrds suck and the ROKH can STILL pull it off, that's how good the bus from the future is.
Epic post is epic.
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Wacktopia
Dark Side Of The Womb
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Posted - 2010.12.21 20:16:00 -
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## SING WITH ME ##
Let's find a Rokh, I mean a big-ass Rokh, Or maybe something like, a cinder block is better
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