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Kesper North
Caldari Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:29:00 -
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Edited by: Kesper North on 01/01/2011 01:29:15 THE GALACTICALLY FAMOUS FORUM POLITICIANS ~ Messrs. Lake and Kesper North ~ are pleased to announce the foundation of a new
GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT A Whimsical Internet Spaceship Alliance
to be established in the region of FOUNTAIN under the aegis of TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE
PEOPLE OF NEW EDEN! FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY! THERE WILL BE CIGARS AND BRANDY! ALSO CAKE (OR PIE IF YOU ARE OF THAT PERSUASION)
It is often said that a gentleman has only the best of intentions. He wants to deal with his fellows honorably and fairly; he wants to ensure their opinions are heard, that they feel their input has value and that their needs are respected.
It is also often said that gentlemen just want to have fun. And to do that, there's a whole lot of very honorable institutions that just get in the way. They're only fun when all the participants would be getting along fine without them.
We don't want to get bogged down in votes.
We don't want to sit in endless council meetings. Filibustering is for people who get paid real money for this crap.
All we really want to do is give all manner of Huns, barbarians, idiots, sycophants, whiners, and people who went to the wrong school a proper good thrashing, then nip back round to the club for a strong drink and a big dinner.
And we're going to start by cheerfully bludgeoning those ghastly rubber-nosed clowns until the pie custard leaks out of their pants, then put our feet up on all that fancy Baroque furniture and tap cigar ash on the armrests.
So certain gentlemen of the North have come to an Agreement: We shall strike off in search of glory, honor, and a truly dapper tophat. We shall seek fun and entertainment. We are, in short, doing it for - Jeeves, what was it the young people are calling it these days? Lols? Ah, yes. The lulz. But we shall do it with a certain sense of style, a certain je ne sais quois, that makes us gentlemen as well as jesters.
Just remember that all is fair in love and war.
"Don't be terrible, be awesome. Don't be serious, have fun. Don't be afraid, we can do this."
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT DEPARTMENT OF OVERLY WORDY TITLES MINISTRY OF SERIOUS INTERNET SPACESHIP BUSINESS DIRECTORATE OF WHO IS STILL READING THIS, HONESTLY I MEAN DOES ANYONE EVEN READ HALF OF WHAT KESPER WRITES WORDY LITTLE BASTARD PROBABLY FAILED OUT OF UNIVERSITY BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED TO READ HIS FINAL PAPERS
~ Recruitment is open to ladies and gentlemen of discriminating taste and bloodthirsty disposition ~
www.eve-gents.com
-- Killed me? Read about it in my blog! Northern Lights: Solo PVP in EVE Online
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Lurks Amarr
Amarr ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:37:00 -
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First...
tl;dr
Just kidding... I LOVE IT
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the SNEEP
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:45:00 -
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not reading this, already know it's stupid
qtuiyd
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Lake
Caldari The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:45:00 -
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Posting to mock Kesper about not having the new alliance tag yet =) -- Founder of The Praxis Initiative Operator of eve-mail.net |
Trina Forrest
Caldari Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:46:00 -
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Trina Forrest approved.
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END GRAVE
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:53:00 -
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██ ಠ_ರೃ TEST MONOCLE PLEASE IGNORE
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Orkasm
Minmatar Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.01 01:53:00 -
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Posting in kesper thread....
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Headerman
Minmatar Metanoia. Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.01 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: Kesper North to be established in the region of FOUNTAIN under the aegis of TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE
First i have heard of this!
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Wusti
Caldari The New Era C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2011.01.01 02:21:00 -
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From your scruffy C0NVICTED friends - congrats fellas _______________________
Welcome to The New Era
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Pirokobo
Caldari Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.01 02:29:00 -
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Still waiting to see Gentlemen's Club appear...
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Kesper North
Caldari Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.01.01 02:35:00 -
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Originally by: END GRAVE ██ ಠ_ರೃ TEST MONOCLE PLEASE IGNORE
/thread -- Killed me? Read about it in my blog! Northern Lights: Solo PVP in EVE Online
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Seras Roidlicker
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.01 02:54:00 -
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What is this?
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Hellown
Gallente The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.01.01 02:56:00 -
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First page of a kesper north thread. Also good show old chap.
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CaldariCitizen 13648957
Caldari EVE Corporation 36956314
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Posted - 2011.01.01 03:52:00 -
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soon russian will own u.
Krot0j, The xXDEATHXx Squadron
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J0turk
Caldari The xLIFEx Squadron
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Posted - 2011.01.01 03:52:00 -
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soon russian will own u.
Krot0j, The xXDEATHXx Squadron
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ImmaSplodeYou
Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.01 05:20:00 -
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I LOVE IT
Making spy alt
You take spies right?
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Quinn Oron
Caldari The Praxis Initiative Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.01.01 06:31:00 -
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Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou I LOVE IT
Making spy alt
You take spies right?
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Waci
Caldari Southern Cross Trilogy Flying Dangerous
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Posted - 2011.01.01 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Quinn Oron
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou I LOVE IT
Making spy alt
You take spies right?
Only with top hats.
Getting a top hat.
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.01 07:23:00 -
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Delta Squad may be a bit upset that you're stealing their gimmick.
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MinmatarCitizen 8675302
Minmatar Kinetic Cartel Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.01.01 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: DaiTengu Delta Squad may be a bit upset that you're stealing their gimmick.
What is a delta squad?
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ImmaSplodeYou
Amarr Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.01 14:28:00 -
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Originally by: Quinn Oron
Originally by: ImmaSplodeYou I LOVE IT
Making spy alt
You take spies right?
Only with top hats.
This can be arranged. But seriously, I wish PRAX and whoever else goes (not in game atm) all the best in their new endeavour
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DaiTengu
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.01 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: MinmatarCitizen 8675302
Originally by: DaiTengu Delta Squad may be a bit upset that you're stealing their gimmick.
What is a delta squad?
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Major Templar
Caldari Steel Daggers Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.01.07 12:02:00 -
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Glad to be joining in on the fun!! Major Templar Steel Daggers Gentleman's Agreement |
PsyBlade
Caldari Havoc Violence and Chaos BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.01.07 12:23:00 -
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thumbs up! ---
"Security against defeat implies defensive tactics; ability to defeat the enemy means taking the offensive." Sun Tzu - Art of War |
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