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Kulgaran
THoF Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.08.15 04:55:00 -
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As the title says.
Mine would have to be
"Loading...."
Although I have seen quite a few, that have made me laugh
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2280
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Posted - 2012.08.15 05:35:00 -
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Mine is, no competition. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Forum Harlot
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.15 05:40:00 -
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Who is this Bio and what's his "in game"? |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
635
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Posted - 2012.08.15 05:49:00 -
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I've had mine for years which is an inside joke created in AOC pertaining to this guy. |
No More Heroes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1173
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Posted - 2012.08.15 06:07:00 -
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Nerd quotes
Wrecking shots
Damage Types
Lottery Ads
Well thought out Role-play
ASCII Middle Finger
ASCII *****
Clearly it's me. . |
Kulgaran
THoF Cannabis Legionis
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Posted - 2012.08.15 06:13:00 -
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No More Heroes wrote:Nerd quotes Wrecking shots Damage TypesLottery AdsWell thought out Role-play ASCII Middle Finger ASCII *****Clearly it's me.
thats totally awesome along with the rainbow unicorn
+1
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Renturu
Tribal Spirit
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Posted - 2012.08.15 06:19:00 -
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Best I've read:
"Kever Shigenaga > If you could become your ingame character would you? Jei'son Bladesmith > My character is a billionaire, flies spaceships, and owns a prostitute, what the **** do you think?
Jei'son Bladesmith > Ladies and Gentlemen......welcome to The Cool Kids Club Bryan Havoc > Make sure your helmets and tether cords are worn at all times. Jei'son Bladesmith > I hope you're ready to devote your EVE life to us, because you are now damaged goods Bryan Havoc > just like my poor battered wife Bryan Havoc > WHO'S GONNA WANT YOU NOW!!!!!!!!?????????
Bryan Havoc > HAI I R UR LEADORZ Jei'son Bladesmith > Yup, we're ******.
Seeing EyeDog > whats IRL? Jei'son Bladesmith > its a scary black hole of suck" If EvE WiS is Space Barbie, then I'm built like a Ken Doll:
Nothin' but 14 inches of T'aint; Smooth, from front to butt!!! |
Altrue
Exploration Frontier inc
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Posted - 2012.08.15 07:28:00 -
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That guy Best bio. Death to trees !!! *Axe* *Chop, chop, chop...* You may understand what I'm talking about ;) |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.08.15 07:29:00 -
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My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Ensign Community Communication Liasions (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Mutant Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY
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Posted - 2012.08.15 07:38:00 -
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Ahh, mine would have to be my own from back when I was a rather new capsuleer. "2006.11.11 07:49:42 Info CONCORD ran out of doughnuts and they have been grumpy ever since. This is GM Eldini and I'll be filling up their supplies in a few seconds. Please file a petition if you see any angry police officers trying to escape from their duty. Note that exploiting their short absence in certain areas is a serious offense and the men in black (Game Masters) will be called in to investigate, if anyone is found doing so. Fly safe." It just made me LOL back when it happened. |
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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management Unified Church of the Unobligated
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Posted - 2012.08.15 08:40:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.
My best bio in game was into a lemonade bottle. Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
Tarn Kugisa
Infinite Covenant Tribal Band
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Posted - 2012.08.15 09:06:00 -
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Mine:
Quote:DON'T PANIC
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
OFC it's formatted different I Endorse this Product and/or Service Source Recorder-esque tool for EVE |
Benzmann
MAFIA Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:02:00 -
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oh look in the sky ! its a bird, no its a plane, No its my "give a fu'k's flying away" !!!! |
adopt
Enlightened Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:07:00 -
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[19:19:51] ChaosGodRulerOfAmarr > i dont always fail but when i do i have a chat full of billionaires to point and laugh at me >.>
[18:57:19] Nickel Bomberr > thinking of using the Wii, it can be decent for a while [18:57:23] Evil Pacmann > decent [18:57:29] Evil Pacmann > until it turns in to exercise
[22:34:33] Dazza1974 Krissada fuckin' hell... you have been in and out of corps like my cocks been in and out your mother
[18:51:46] Dazza1974 > as soon as Zanussi make a dishwasher that can nosh me off while its cleaning the dishes, I am getting a divorce
I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it. I have been folded along a crease in time, a weakness in the sheet of life. Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me; I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre, the pulped vegetation. When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle. When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together.
That's all I've got. They do make me chuckle though. Shadoo > Always remember to fit Cynosural Field Generator I, have 450 Liquid Ozone in your cargo and convo a friendly Pandemic Legion member if you have a capital or super capital ship tackled.
FREE XOLVE ~ THE HERO TEST NEEDS |
Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:12:00 -
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adopt wrote:[19:19:51] I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it. I have been folded along a crease in time, a weakness in the sheet of life. Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me; I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre, the pulped vegetation. When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle. When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together.
Relevant TEST Video. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |
Zloco Crendraven
BALKAN EXPRESS
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Posted - 2012.08.15 10:16:00 -
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My bio best bio. |
Amaranthia Lamarr
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:22:00 -
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Mine:
[19:23:45] Asb16 > Asb16 Join the THE STAR CRUSADERS We Do Everything!! Join Now (No Tax) "New Corp"
[19:25:06] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > do u have sex
[19:25:13] Asb16 > Yeah!
[19:25:17] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > **** yeah
[19:25:21] Sean O'Farrell > theyre recruiting for an eve corp of course they dont
[19:25:30] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > lol
[19:27:16] Replacement 234 > not that it is any of your business, but yes, my hubby and I do have sex - screaming, wake up the neighbors, swing from the ceiling fan, claw the wall paper off the wall, lose pounds of body fluids sex
[19:27:42] Asb16 > ....wut
[19:28:47] Replacement 234 > oh nm, I see now you weren't asking me... nm.. |
Cannibal Kane
Praetorian Cannibals
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:27:00 -
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Mine?
Same as my sig below. I'm not a Pirate, I'm a Terrorist.
The Crazy Space Poor South African.
*Hair done by LGÇÖOr+¬al, because I'm worth it. |
Cyprus Black
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:35:00 -
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I guess I'll throw in mine. I do a LOT of trolling in recruitment channel:
Quote:You know, I've discovered that the best way to reveal your deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets is to tell everyone in trolling form.
That way you get it off your chest and nobody believes nor takes you seriously.
And if someone continues to inquire, then they may be a freak too and you've found a new friend to share your fetish with. Hijinks of a highsec pirate http://cyprusblack.blogspot.com/ |
Spurty
D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:40:00 -
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Bios are fairly dumb, but there again where else would tou want to put the Dumb stuff ---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
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Zera Kerrigan
Dark Tempest Enterprises
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:44:00 -
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If you would understand mine I would easily win. |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:44:00 -
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x mine |
Pontifex Rex
Valor Inc. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2012.08.15 11:52:00 -
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short and simple |
Milla Lekarariba
Mustang Freight and Industry
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Posted - 2012.08.15 13:02:00 -
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Most likely get deleted by Forum Mods but this is my Bio
**** HAPPENS!
Taoism: **** happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens." Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****. Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?Hinduism: This **** has happened before. Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen. Jehova's Witness: knock **** happens. Trekism: to boldy **** where no-one has **** before. Descartes - I **** there for I am Feminism - Men are **** Vegitarianism - if it happens to ****, don't eat it QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear) Einstein - **** is relative Family Gathering - Relatives are **** Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens Shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is the question New Age - Visualize **** happening Satanism - sneppah tihs Atheism: I don't believe this **** |
Shalua Rui
FEROX AQUILA
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Posted - 2012.08.15 13:07:00 -
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You can have a look if you like... but I doubt it is THAT good. "I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way."
Captain John Paul Jones, 16 November 1778 |
Yokai Mitsuhide
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
262
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Posted - 2012.08.15 13:19:00 -
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Funny thing to say since TEST is irrelevant. |
Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
140
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Posted - 2012.08.15 14:42:00 -
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I'd have to say my mains, but unfortunately it's explicit and i don't want any CCP attention... |
No More Heroes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1173
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Posted - 2012.08.15 15:01:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.
I can usually ninja afk a bio and even a smoke in between warps if there's heavy Tidi going on. . |
Cable Udan
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2012.08.15 15:19:00 -
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I think my bio is pretty cool:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any ISK. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan. Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you. If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will locator agent you, I will find you, and I will pod you."
All 1v1s and ransoms honoured (if offered)
http://chasingtheblueflash.blogspot.com/ My Pirate Blog |
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CCP Manifest
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2012.08.15 15:50:00 -
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I feel pretty confident in the first part of mine.
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