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NorthernInvestments CEO
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Posted - 2011.01.16 07:41:00 -
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Edited by: NorthernInvestments CEO on 16/01/2011 07:42:08 Ever fantasized over the trillions of ISK that 0.0 alliances make? Ever wished that kind of money could be yours? Well now is your chance to get a piece of that enormous mountain of wealth.
I am a prominent director of a major Northern Coalition alliance. For the past six months it has been my job to sell all of my alliance`s moon products, thereby controlling the market and extracting the largest profit possible. Due to the Northern Coalition`s monopolistic dominance of numerous valuable moons, we control the markets on almost all of the valuable moons and their products.
After making billions in profits for my alliance, I have been given permission by the High Command to take on investments to help further our control of the Moon Materials market. It is our intention to use this current strategic advantage to amass enough wealth and Supercapital ships so that our position may never again be challenged. Therefore, we are briefly opening to the public the opportunity to invest in Northern Investment shares to help further our domination of the Moon Materials market.
Northern Investment shares are now selling at 1 Million ISK per share up to five hundred thousand shares. We will use this investment to further our control of the Moon Materials market and extract even more in profits than we are currently able to. Right now we make approximately 10% per week on our invested funds. With the extra money raised we project profits of 15%+. To reward our loyal investors, we will be paying out a MINIMUM of 5% per week, with the remaining dividends reinvested into shares until we reach the 500b capital target.
How to invest: Send this character any amount in multiples of 1 million ISK.
Return: Every week you will receive 5% of your investment as dividends from the fund.
Reinvestment: All profits above 5% are reinvested in the fund, thereby increasing your stake as we go forward.
Cashing-out: You can sell your shares at anytime, though the fund will buy them back with a 10% transaction fee. However, you can sell your shares to a third party at no cost.
I am happy to answer any questions or meet any concerns here or in-game, I love to chat.
Take this one chance to control the very future of this universe, and get filthy rich while you do it.
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Florenze
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Posted - 2011.01.16 07:58:00 -
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This looks pretty legitimate!
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Estel Arador
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Posted - 2011.01.16 08:08:00 -
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I too am a prominent director of a major Northern Coalition alliance and I endorse this product and/or service!
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NorthernInvestments CEO
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Posted - 2011.01.16 08:08:00 -
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Originally by: Florenze This looks pretty legitimate!
I`m new to this whole investments in Eve game, though I work in finance in real life, so I`m not sure if this is sarcasm or not...
Regardless, that`s 44 shares sold already, outside of my alliance, so these shares seem to be attractive.
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Ramingo
Caldari Payable on Death
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Posted - 2011.01.16 08:26:00 -
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I'd like to reserve all 500,000,000 shares, for a total of 500 billion isk. ...pending an audit.
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Corcyrus Endymion
Caldari Excessum Corporation Excessum Gaming
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Posted - 2011.01.16 08:45:00 -
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At least put some effort in....
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NorthernInvestments CEO
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Posted - 2011.01.16 09:14:00 -
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Well that's around 12b in alliance mates' investment and 2b in public already. As I thought, this won't last long...
A few people have asked when the interest payments are due, so I guess it's around this time every week. Sorry about that, I'm new to this Eve investment thing, so I forget it's not like my actual job. Thanks for your understanding.
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Corcyrus Endymion
Caldari Excessum Corporation Excessum Gaming
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Posted - 2011.01.16 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: NorthernInvestments CEO Well that's around 12b in alliance mates' investment and 2b in public already. As I thought, this won't last long...
A few people have asked when the interest payments are due, so I guess it's around this time every week. Sorry about that, I'm new to this Eve investment thing, so I forget it's not like my actual job. Thanks for your understanding.
Ah yes I venture to guess that in your real life occupation you also respond to deadline inquiries, with the coy answer of : "Ah yeah, sometime this week or something?".
This does not even constitute a half proper scam, at least try for crying out loud...
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NorthernInvestments CEO
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Posted - 2011.01.16 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: Corcyrus Endymion Ah yes I venture to guess that in your real life occupation you also respond to deadline inquiries, with the coy answer of : "Ah yeah, sometime this week or something?"
No, in my job we don't "pay out" on a weekly basis; in fact we don't "pay out" on a set temporal basis at all. I'm winging this whole "Eve investment" thing as I go because I don't know all the conventions. Regardless, everyone will get their payout and be more than happy with it, so the minutiae is not a huge deal. Thank you for your concern.
People wanted to know when exactly they will be paid, so now they know it will be before 9:00 Eve time every Sunday at the latest.
Up to around 20b total now.
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.16 09:49:00 -
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I sent this guy 500 trillion ISK and got 50000000000000 trillion back
Originally by: Kool StoryBro <---
Originally by: CCP Spitfire Spam post removed.
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Anni Vest
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Posted - 2011.01.16 11:13:00 -
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0/10
ways to improve this ridiculous bad scam:
1) offer 5% per month, not per week, that sounds less scamy 2) think about a "reason" why you would not use your main char to post this offering, so the scam fails not the moment people look at your avatar 3) make the minimum investment 10m or 50m, because it makes it look like you fear the workload of paying back 500 1m investments weekly 4) delete the first sentence because it sounds like all the other scammails people get 5) think about a reason why you need public investments if you already make "trillions of ISK in 0.0" 6) stop failing in general
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's
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Posted - 2011.01.16 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Corcyrus Endymion
This does not even constitute a half proper scam, at least try for crying out loud...
Even copying and pasting this to show i feel the same way as corcyrus is actually asking a LOT from myself in regards to the OP.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.16 12:51:00 -
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As a major director for a major NC alliance I am insulted by this weak attempt at a scam/troll by an obviously FAKE NC director. I am offering to double the interest rate and lower the investment needed by people by recompense. Just send ME 200billion isk instead and we will raise the roof on technetium people! Thanks.
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Estel Arador
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Posted - 2011.01.16 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Caldariftw123 As a major director for a major NC alliance I am insulted by this weak attempt at a scam/troll by an obviously FAKE NC director. I am offering to double the interest rate and lower the investment needed by people by recompense. Just send ME 200billion isk instead and we will raise the roof on technetium people! Thanks.
I too am a major director for a major NC alliance and I endorse this product and/or service!
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Zombatar
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Posted - 2011.01.16 14:50:00 -
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Very nice! Sent 100 bil, thanks for the shares mate.
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Lord Arbalest
Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:19:00 -
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As another prominent director of a major Northern Coalition alliance. I am pleased to see you showing such great initiative to achieve the goals of the North.
I will invest everything. __________________________________
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:28:00 -
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As a former prominent director of a partner alliance of the Northern Coalition I can see no problem with this offer or sending copious quantities of isk to a one day old alt in an NPC corp.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.16 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Anni Vest 0/10
ways to improve this ridiculous bad scam:
1) offer 5% per month, not per week, that sounds less scamy 2) think about a "reason" why you would not use your main char to post this offering, so the scam fails not the moment people look at your avatar 3) make the minimum investment 10m or 50m, because it makes it look like you fear the workload of paying back 500 1m investments weekly 4) delete the first sentence because it sounds like all the other scammails people get 5) think about a reason why you need public investments if you already make "trillions of ISK in 0.0" 6) stop failing in general
He needs to put more effort into raising red flags like I did.
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AnakieNine
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Posted - 2011.01.17 04:10:00 -
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Edited by: AnakieNine on 17/01/2011 04:18:16
Originally by: NorthernInvestments CEO we control the markets on almost all of the valuable moons and their products.
After making billions in profits for my alliance
Billions. wow.
Originally by: NorthernInvestments CEO
Take this one chance to control the very future of this universe, and get filthy rich while you do it.
wow. can I control the top half!
Originally by: NorthernInvestments CEO in fact we don't "pay out"
ok
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2011.01.17 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kalle Demos I sent this guy 500 trillion ISK and got 50000000000000 trillion back
I sent myself 500 trillion ISK and got 500 trillion back!
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