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Kharylien
Gallente Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:19:00 -
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No, not the one when I realised that despite letting me take four character photos, it appeared to take the last one only as my portrait.
No, the worst moment I have ever had in EVE is now this:
Designing my new character look, I was going over my character's body, poking at all the pretty, shiny lights for adjusting things. Started at the top and worked down, so I was quickly at the point of aligning and adjusting her breasts. I was tweaking them quite a bit because I wanted them to look realistic - EVE is one of the first games, and certainly the first MMO, I've played that lets me play a female character who looks more or less like a real woman, not a puerile fantasy version of one.
(Sure, my avatar is now the fantasy version of how *I* would like to look, including funky outfit, but my hair will never be that straight and I will never be that, you know, computer-generatedly flawless, but... not the point, anyway.)
Where did the horror come in?
There I was, twitching my mouse around, watching her breasts move.
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
Urgh.
Of course, then I come to the forums, and oh look, multi-page thread I am NOT going to read about "fapping" to character portraits.
Urgh.
(I am in two minds about whether I will read replies, if any, to this post, because I anticipate being trolled horrendously. Therefore, I will tell the trolls in advance: Yes, you win. I already hate you. So very very much.)
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Magnus Orin
Minmatar United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:21:00 -
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By the time you have read this, I will have already fapped to your new avatar. Sarcasm - Because i'm too far away to strangle you. |
Bhattran
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:23:00 -
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Welcome to the internet, it has been several decades since it was 'born' and what you realized came to pass.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:24:00 -
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Id give you more shares if it was allowed...
If it's any consolation, they got off on a "realistic" woman that they actually had chances in meeting in real life over a totally bimbofied fantasy woman that is an abomination of nature aka Barbie Doll.
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HeIIfire11
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:28:00 -
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Edited by: HeIIfire11 on 19/01/2011 03:31:33
Originally by: Magnus Orin By the time you have read this, I will have already fapped to your new avatar.
Hahahhaaaha
And the op made me rofl too..great stuff I tell you
But yeah don't let it get to you.If you are one of the real females in eve you should be used to this.And by god if I was a female the last thing I would do is tell someone in eve
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:36:00 -
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My most horrifying eve experience was when I looked in a mirror
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Kahega Amielden
T.R.I.A.D
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Kharylien No, not the one when I realised that despite letting me take four character photos, it appeared to take the last one only as my portrait.
No, the worst moment I have ever had in EVE is now this:
Designing my new character look, I was going over my character's body, poking at all the pretty, shiny lights for adjusting things. Started at the top and worked down, so I was quickly at the point of aligning and adjusting her breasts. I was tweaking them quite a bit because I wanted them to look realistic - EVE is one of the first games, and certainly the first MMO, I've played that lets me play a female character who looks more or less like a real woman, not a puerile fantasy version of one.
(Sure, my avatar is now the fantasy version of how *I* would like to look, including funky outfit, but my hair will never be that straight and I will never be that, you know, computer-generatedly flawless, but... not the point, anyway.)
Where did the horror come in?
There I was, twitching my mouse around, watching her breasts move.
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
Urgh.
Of course, then I come to the forums, and oh look, multi-page thread I am NOT going to read about "fapping" to character portraits.
Urgh.
(I am in two minds about whether I will read replies, if any, to this post, because I anticipate being trolled horrendously. Therefore, I will tell the trolls in advance: Yes, you win. I already hate you. So very very much.)
I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Unless you're hideous in real life, some guy has probably jerked off thinking of the real you at some point . In fact they may be doing it right now.
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.01.19 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Magnus Orin By the time you have read this, I will have already fapped to your new avatar.
Flawless victory Sir.
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Victor Skye
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:03:00 -
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Edited by: Victor Skye on 19/01/2011 04:05:17 Ultra Feminist Party ----> That way
Unless you're hideous irl, some guy has probably spanked the ham while thinking of you.
EDIT: Why does everyone who responds even slightly opposed to the OP get called a troll? Do you people even know what that is? A person who derives enjoyment from antagonizing others. Telling you the truth shouldn't be antagonizing, and I certainly didn't derive too much enjoyment from writing this post.
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kharylien
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
Janks is the complete opposite. You would never catch him jerking off to the women avatars.
Not when you can see men in their underwears!
Janks is a natural sex object. When he ask the ladies for sex, they object!
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mr id
Caldari Havoc Violence and Chaos BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:15:00 -
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Well start a thread about Jillable avatars to set the score even?
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Brannor McThife
Caldari Brotherhood of the Ancients
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:29:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage My most horrifying eve experience was when I looked in a mirror
Bride of Chucky?
-G
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Eyezpiddydafooh
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:30:00 -
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<---------Seeing this avatar on the forums
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Valaska
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kharylien No, not the one when I realised that despite letting me take four character photos, it appeared to take the last one only as my portrait.
No, the worst moment I have ever had in EVE is now this:
Designing my new character look, I was going over my character's body, poking at all the pretty, shiny lights for adjusting things. Started at the top and worked down, so I was quickly at the point of aligning and adjusting her breasts. I was tweaking them quite a bit because I wanted them to look realistic - EVE is one of the first games, and certainly the first MMO, I've played that lets me play a female character who looks more or less like a real woman, not a puerile fantasy version of one.
(Sure, my avatar is now the fantasy version of how *I* would like to look, including funky outfit, but my hair will never be that straight and I will never be that, you know, computer-generatedly flawless, but... not the point, anyway.)
Where did the horror come in?
There I was, twitching my mouse around, watching her breasts move.
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
Urgh.
Of course, then I come to the forums, and oh look, multi-page thread I am NOT going to read about "fapping" to character portraits.
Urgh.
(I am in two minds about whether I will read replies, if any, to this post, because I anticipate being trolled horrendously. Therefore, I will tell the trolls in advance: Yes, you win. I already hate you. So very very much.)
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Ebonella
Gallente ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:35:00 -
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Originally by: Kharylien No, not the one when I realised that despite letting me take four character photos, it appeared to take the last one only as my portrait.
No, the worst moment I have ever had in EVE is now this:
Designing my new character look, I was going over my character's body, poking at all the pretty, shiny lights for adjusting things. Started at the top and worked down, so I was quickly at the point of aligning and adjusting her breasts. I was tweaking them quite a bit because I wanted them to look realistic - EVE is one of the first games, and certainly the first MMO, I've played that lets me play a female character who looks more or less like a real woman, not a puerile fantasy version of one.
(Sure, my avatar is now the fantasy version of how *I* would like to look, including funky outfit, but my hair will never be that straight and I will never be that, you know, computer-generatedly flawless, but... not the point, anyway.)
Where did the horror come in?
There I was, twitching my mouse around, watching her breasts move.
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
Urgh.
Of course, then I come to the forums, and oh look, multi-page thread I am NOT going to read about "fapping" to character portraits.
Urgh.
(I am in two minds about whether I will read replies, if any, to this post, because I anticipate being trolled horrendously. Therefore, I will tell the trolls in advance: Yes, you win. I already hate you. So very very much.)
Your avatar isn't fapworthy anyway, you have a hambone stuck your chin and plastic lips.
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Cryptkiller
Minmatar Ebola Allstars
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:36:00 -
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as always, Rule 34, etc...
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Nakila Ikkoini
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:52:00 -
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Quote:
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
You want empathy but then you blatantly insult anyone who finds fake or exaggerated female characters appealing?
You then warn people you won't read their posts and will selectively hear out players?
I think you'll find you're in the exact same category as these "nerd boys". Grow up.
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Xia Shianggu
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Posted - 2011.01.19 05:27:00 -
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Originally by: Nakila Ikkoini
Quote:
And I realised that somewhere, at least one of you goddamn nerd boys was jerking off to the EVE character creator.
You want empathy but then you blatantly insult anyone who finds fake or exaggerated female characters appealing?
You then warn people you won't read their posts and will selectively hear out players?
I think you'll find you're in the exact same category as these "nerd boys". Grow up.
Touched a nerve, huh?
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2011.01.19 05:40:00 -
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'tis a universal truth is that everyone is getting off somehow (okay, maybe not the religiously uptight, but they want to). why exactly anyone would do it to resizable pixel breasts is beyond me, but it's not exactly :shocking:
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Natalia Kovac
Minmatar Vivicide
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Posted - 2011.01.19 05:56:00 -
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Edited by: Natalia Kovac on 19/01/2011 05:57:05 I was a bit disappointed that turning muscularity to max and weight to very low only gives you a small set of abs and nothing else. Nonetheless I gave myself some nice boobs and a juicy but perky ass :)
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Kiki Gr1mness
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Posted - 2011.01.19 05:59:00 -
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Originally by: Natalia Kovac Edited by: Natalia Kovac on 19/01/2011 05:57:05 Nonetheless I gave myself some nice boobs and a juicy but perky ass :)
WORD. My hips are as wide as a galactic arm. Half Khanid... half Carebear. Gr1mness |
Le Sabre
Gallente The Dead Canary Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:05:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate 'tis a universal truth is that everyone is getting off somehow (okay, maybe not the religiously uptight, but they want to). why exactly anyone would do it to resizable pixel breasts is beyond me, but it's not exactly :shocking:
Dude, your fa..... oh wait, nvm, looking good chaos, looking good.
To the op: People fap.
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Yuki Kulotsuki
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:20:00 -
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I can't seem to find the up-vote button for this thread.
Originally by: CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
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yard dog
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:35:00 -
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for some reason this avatar loks like one of the kings from fallout new vegas thankyouverymuch ah huh
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: Alotta Baggage My most horrifying eve experience was when I looked in a mirror
Is that you, Jamyl Sarum? When did you lose weight and shave your hair? uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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CF ProctoR
Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2011.01.19 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: Kahega Amielden
I'm going to let you in on a little secret: Unless you're hideous in real life, some guy has probably jerked off thinking of the real you at some point . In fact they may be doing it right now.
And who knows, it could be your best buddy of the same sex.
It's prolly not EVE online material though.
Follow-up to your secret: even if you look hiedous, there are perverted ppl. out there so...
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Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.01.19 07:17:00 -
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Originally by: Brannor McThife
Originally by: Alotta Baggage My most horrifying eve experience was when I looked in a mirror
Bride of Chucky?
-G
Corpmates have been calling me Chucky
Originally by: Magnus Andronicus ur character looks like a f***ing clown dude.
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Richard Aiel
Caldari White Shadow Republic The ENTITY.
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Posted - 2011.01.19 07:23:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpdCJKPHzh8
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Ehronn
Caldari Nutz N Boltz
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Posted - 2011.01.19 07:28:00 -
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Too funny
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MoeJoe Green
Gallente Empire Assault Corp Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2011.01.19 08:02:00 -
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Edited by: MoeJoe Green on 19/01/2011 08:02:34
Originally by: Kharylien No, not the one when I realised that despite letting me take four character photos, it appeared to take the last one only as my portrait. (Sure, my avatar is now the fantasy version of how *I* would like to look, including funky outfit, but my hair will never be that straight and I will never be that, you know, computer-generatedly flawless, but... not the point, anyway.)
Soo... Do you really want to look like that? Really? Your avatar is, in my opinion, far from "flawless", it looks pretty unnatural. Hardly giving me an eraction that's for sure. But what if I did? Take it as a compliment.
Now... Go pleasure yourself to this
Love you too.
- MoeJoe
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