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Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.04 17:44:00 -
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My roommate recently went shopping and stocked the cupboards, but bought peanut butter along with the usual cornflakes, so now I have a choice of either a peanut butter and banana sandwich, or a bowl of sugared corn flakes in the morning.
I prefer the sandwich, and it's healthier, but takes longer to make, and I don't have much time in the mornings, 'cause I have to be on my street corner before Candice gets there, otherwise she gets all the good customers.
I'm pretty stuck on this decision, and would really appreciate the help. _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
captain foivos
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Posted - 2011.02.04 17:46:00 -
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Have your girlfriend make you a sandwich. That's what they're there for, pretty much.
That and a few other things -- Need a break from EVE? |
Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.04 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: captain foivos Have your girlfriend make you a sandwich. That's what they're there for, pretty much.
That and a few other things
I love you. _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar Self Preservation Society the 2nd Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: captain foivos Have your girlfriend make you a sandwich. That's what they're there for, pretty much.
That and a few other things
Like slowly poisoning men who tell us to make them sandwiches. --Vel
Originally by: Blacksquirrel
This is EVE. PVE can happen anywhere at anytime. Be prepared.
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sarah mcjimmy
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:03:00 -
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Here we go...
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin
Like slowly poisoning men who tell us to make them sandwiches.
Poisoning requires chemistry. Chemistry requires maths... Good luck with that!
Note to self: never check into a hospital where any of the female doctors and nurses play Eve.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Asheyna
Minmatar Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Like slowly poisoning men who tell us to make them sandwiches.
Poisoning requires chemistry. Chemistry requires maths... Good luck with that!
Note to self: never check into a hospital where any of the female doctors and nurses play Eve.
Microbiology and Organic Chem degree here... if you need help with any of that ;)
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Gustav Knuttsen
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:23:00 -
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this topic is not connected with eve-online.
CLOSE EOT
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SkinSin
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Like slowly poisoning men who tell us to make them sandwiches.
Poisoning requires chemistry. Chemistry requires maths... Good luck with that!
/picks up bottle of rat poison. Chemistry you say..?? I seem to disagree...!
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:36:00 -
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Moved from General Discussion to Out of Pod.
Navigator Senior Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.04 18:44:00 -
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Thank you Navigator, it was hard choosing between here or EVE General. It's not directly related to EVE, but it was directly related to a thread in EVE General, so this was more suited for that "audience".
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I MAKE DECISIONS. _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2011.02.04 19:29:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Like slowly poisoning men who tell us to make them sandwiches.
Poisoning requires chemistry. Chemistry requires maths... Good luck with that!
Note to self: never check into a hospital where any of the female doctors and nurses play Eve.
That is a dangerous piece of fail logic my male friend. Poisoning you slowly without you suspecting anything might require precise maths, but the killing you by poisoning -part doesn't. I can't stress enough how important it is to focus on the not actually dying -part when trying to foil someone's plans to kill you and not to focus on gloating over how she will fail to kill you in the exact timeframe she initially planned.
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Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2011.02.05 03:13:00 -
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OP, description of the aforementioned "Candice" subject is required at this point. Pic would be a plus.
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Caleidascope
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.02.05 03:28:00 -
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Make sandwich the day before. Eat it in the morning, next day. Rinse and repeat as needed.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.02.05 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: captain foivos Have your girlfriend make you a sandwich. That's what they're there for, pretty much.
I should tell my wife she's being a bad wife then. I say to her, "Hey *****, get in there and make me a sammich!" She usually says, "Hey *****, go back in there and play video games!" ... ...then I go make a sammich...
- - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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yani dumyat
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2011.02.05 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Xyfu peanut butter and banana sandwich
At what ungodly hour did you invent this concoction?
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Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.05 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Caleidascope Make sandwich the day before. Eat it in the morning, next day. Rinse and repeat as needed.
I usually get in very late from "work", and have to go straight to bed after my usual scalding hot bath. Originally by: yani dumyat
Originally by: Xyfu peanut butter and banana sandwich
At what ungodly hour did you invent this concoction?
They're really nice, you should try it. Just apply about an inch of peanut butter to one slice of buttered bread, slice a banana, and use the peanut butter as glue, then apply another slice of buttered bread. Originally by: Shameless Avenger OP, description of the aforementioned "Candice" subject is required at this point. Pic would be a plus.
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/ugly14nk.jpg _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.05 22:05:00 -
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Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 05/02/2011 22:09:31
Make the sandwich the night before.
EDIT:
It seems you are of the type that has an excuse for everything so just eat the cereal.
Originally by: yani dumyat
Originally by: Xyfu peanut butter and banana sandwich
At what ungodly hour did you invent this concoction?
It was a childhood favorite of mine minus the butter.
Slade
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.05 22:08:00 -
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Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 05/02/2011 22:08:21 Double post
Slade
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Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.05 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 05/02/2011 22:09:31
Make the sandwich the night before.
EDIT:
It seems you are of the type that has an excuse for everything so just eat the cereal.
Originally by: yani dumyat
Originally by: Xyfu peanut butter and banana sandwich
At what ungodly hour did you invent this concoction?
It was a childhood favorite of mine minus the butter.
Slade
Peanut and banana sandwich? _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.05 22:36:00 -
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Peanut butter and banana sandwich...
...For science, I will make one of these later and report back.
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Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.06 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre Peanut butter and banana sandwich...
...For science, I will make one of these later and report back.
http://homepage.mac.com/amybsherman/images/peanutbutterbanana.JPG
If it ends up looking like that, you've done it right. Must be crunchy peanut butter, too. Smooth is for derps. _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.02.06 00:50:00 -
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Originally by: Xyfu
Peanut and banana sandwich?
Originally by: Xyfu Just apply about an inch of peanut butter to one slice of buttered bread, slice a banana, and use the peanut butter as glue, then apply another slice of buttered bread.
You said add peanut butter to buttered bread.
Slade
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Xyfu
Minmatar Applied Mechanics
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Posted - 2011.02.06 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Xyfu
Peanut and banana sandwich?
Originally by: Xyfu Just apply about an inch of peanut butter to one slice of buttered bread, slice a banana, and use the peanut butter as glue, then apply another slice of buttered bread.
You said add peanut butter to buttered bread.
Slade
You can't have a sammich on dry bread. _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |
Isaac Apylon
As Far As The eYe can see Chained Reactions
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Posted - 2011.02.06 15:22:00 -
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Just eat the damn cereal and go light on the sugar. Cereal is more satisfying and crunchy delicious anyways. Just having soft stuff in your mouth is not satisfying; you need that hard crunch in order to really work your jaw and make it feel like a complete breakfast.
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/ |
Star NL
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Posted - 2011.02.06 16:10:00 -
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How about you do your own grocery shopping....Or better yet, make a list unless your roommate can't read...
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Self Preservation Society the 2nd Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2011.02.07 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Destination SkillQueue
Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Like slowly poisoning men who tell us to make them sandwiches.
Poisoning requires chemistry. Chemistry requires maths... Good luck with that!
Note to self: never check into a hospital where any of the female doctors and nurses play Eve.
That is a dangerous piece of fail logic my male friend. Poisoning you slowly without you suspecting anything might require precise maths, but the killing you by poisoning -part doesn't. I can't stress enough how important it is to focus on the not actually dying -part when trying to foil someone's plans to kill you and not to focus on gloating over how she will fail to kill you in the exact timeframe she initially planned.
Also, I got A's in chemistry, math, and physics. I was also an MP when I was serving in the military.
Can I burst any more of your cliche bubbles now, or shall I go back to my needlepoint while you nurse your ego? --Vel
Originally by: Blacksquirrel
This is EVE. PVE can happen anywhere at anytime. Be prepared.
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Cygnus Zhada
Custodians of Athra
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Posted - 2011.02.07 15:02:00 -
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Women are vile schemers who can't be trusted... I knew it!
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Self Preservation Society the 2nd Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2011.02.07 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Cygnus Zhada Women are vile schemers who can't be trusted... I knew it!
Hey, vile is a bit harsh, don't you think? --Vel
Originally by: Blacksquirrel
This is EVE. PVE can happen anywhere at anytime. Be prepared.
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Malaclypse Muscaria
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Posted - 2011.02.07 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: Cygnus Zhada Women are vile schemers who can't be trusted... I knew it!
Hey, vile is a bit harsh, don't you think?
Agreed. "Vile" should be reserved to things such as those sentient ever-growing tumors generally referred to as "children".
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