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Cajko
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Posted - 2011.02.08 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Daphne Q Edited by: Daphne Q on 07/02/2011 19:51:33 I needed to get from point A to point B in a hurry, and the shortest route happened to be through Rancer. No problem, I thought. I was in a shuttle so I didn't have to worry much about gate camps. What I failed to consider, was a smart bombing camp. The first large smart bomb put me in my pod, the second one put me back in Nourv, where my clone was located.
Total cost to me for shuttle and new clone, a bit over 300k isk, just about the same cost as one of the bombers large smart bombs.
I've been a -10 pirate, one who was very interested in the bottom line. I would attack anyone, so long as there was at least a potential of there being something in it for me.
This pirate spent between 650k-700k isk and his total take was a Caldari shuttle and a pod on his kill board.
I hope he got his money's worth, because I sure did. It was worth the ~300k for the laughs I got at this pathetic pirate.
You are just another mad muppet noob among 90% of players in Eve. I just love it!
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Vlor Erasmas
Amarr FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.02.08 14:13:00 -
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He ate my heart He a-a-ate my heart out (You amaze me)
That boy is a monster M-M-M-Monster
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RaWCT
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Posted - 2011.02.08 14:55:00 -
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cajko = smartbombing king
sup kojee. hit me up
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Proteus Maximus
Caldari New Eden Outcasts Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.02.08 15:27:00 -
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Ever stop to think that you where traveling through -10s system? You got the message right quick didn't you. If you want to travel through their system on a regular basis might I'd suggest a little diplomacy. In the form only a pirate may consider..advanced ransom .
Just show ccp where we touched you on the doll and every thing will be ok. |
Exordium8
Minmatar Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.02.08 15:48:00 -
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OP definitely had implants. From the butthurt at least +4s, maybe +5s or some pirate implants. --------------------------------- Pillage, then burn. Everything is air-droppable at least once. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.
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Verm0n
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Posted - 2011.02.08 19:22:00 -
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My friend Apu has something to tell you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2kgYTFxa0c&feature=related
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Daphne Q
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Posted - 2011.02.08 19:29:00 -
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OMG! When I looked at C&P and found this thread still on page 1, I LOL'ed so hard people at work looked at me strangely.
So, let's see if we can't keep it on page one for another day, shall we? But I will need to keep it short, it's a pretty demanding day. So, here goes:
I'm just wondering if some of the posters on this thread suck at PvP as badly as they do at reading comprehension.
Okay, that's it. I'll check back tomorrow to see if I've done my job and kept this thread on top for another day.
Ta!
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Alowishus
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.02.08 20:30:00 -
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Edited by: Alowishus on 08/02/2011 20:30:55
Originally by: Shivalla Seriously tho, lowsec gatecampers are the lowest bunch you can find in eve more or less. They brag about their killboard stats, and very few actually even know how to PVP.
As opposed to "belt piracy"?
Wow. You can use a directional scanner. Big ****ing deal. I could do that in 2004 before most people were playing this game. I have an ungodly amount of solo kills all from belt piracy back when the only ones camping lowsec were Ginger Magician and a handful of guys who sniped in Tempests. All I did was kill noobs in the belts. I soloed Battlecruisers in Interceptors. It was pathetic. Most of them didn't fire back. I was in Gallente space so I knew they'd be tanking thermal and kinetic. It was way too easy. I'd look and I'd have killed 100 noobs before you knew it. Then I'd compare myself to those gate snipers, some of whom were in my corp. They killed noobs too. Difference was they killed three times as many. I was going to a lot more effort and I didn't even kill as many noobs. I rarely ever had a good fight.
Let's not pretend any group in Eve is some supreme PvP organization. It's just sad if you think you are. 95% of PvP in Eve is catching someone with their pants down. If you think you're special because you scan people down all day in one system as opposed to catching them when they pass through I feel sorry for you.
I've never seen anyone I fly with brag about their killboard stats.
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Kneebone
Heathens' Harbor
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Posted - 2011.02.09 19:28:00 -
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It's Rancer, all you have to do is get a rookie ship with a spit ball shooter out of SB range and lock one of the camping ships and they all go dock up. It could just be that the purpose of your life is to server as a warning to others. |
Lucretiea
the united
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Posted - 2011.02.09 20:09:00 -
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lolunited
(Personally, I prefer to be underestimated.) |
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Super Failure
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Posted - 2011.02.09 21:20:00 -
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Using weapons to kill stuff is too expensive. Losing ships and pods saves ISK.
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Kyle Semones
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.02.09 22:45:00 -
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Edited by: Kyle Semones on 09/02/2011 22:49:07 1- A kill is a kill is a kill is a kill. So stop with this "not real pvpers bullsht". Think about it. Almost every fight in eve happens at either a gate, planet, belt, or station, regardless of the system security. And TBH - gate piracy is probably harder than most pvp. Think about it, our enemy automatically has a 300dps advantage, this also dictates the shiptypes we can fly. We also have to go outside the box for logistics(moving stuff not the ship). We have to have way more intensive scouting. and we're sitting ducks that are free to engage to any hero out there. Piracy is not real pvp compared to what? 0.0's infamous blobs and nano f4g gangs?....or roaming for 167 jumps chasing another fleet or praying to find plexers? and as stated, its all about catching the other guy with his pants down, or bringing a fleet big enough to mitigate friendly losses. Solo dogfighting pvper's are few and far between. You sir, are not one.
2- So, you need to move your pith x type booster and your new nightmare blueprint back to jita to sell for fat loots. you know those dirty pirates are in battleships and battlecruisers that could never catch your stabbed rifter. but what do we do? adapt. we do what it takes to make the kill and we take you to the disco. you say we are chicken ***** for killing shuttles and lil innocent friggies. Which is an art in itself, timing the bomb cycle just right at the right distance to pop the little square, hah! Its still a kill, and we love to scoop up that fat loot you just dropped and fund another 5 blinky bastard ships. The tears you've shed are just icing on the cake.
So don't knock us for our 90% efficiency just because we are smart enough to scout out your gank squad 5 jumps away. And if the numbers are right, just wait for us to re-ship to proper ships and we'll have our glorious battle, trust us.
Til then, keep smackin local and cry-posting eve-o. We'll keep killing.
-Kyle Semones[bl3h]
btw
WTS - Caldari Navy EMP Smartbomb Charge L, convo me.
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Kyle Semones
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.02.09 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kneebone It's Rancer, all you have to do is get a rookie ship with a spit ball shooter out of SB range and lock one of the camping ships and they all go dock up.
come see how that works for you
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Kyle Semones
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.02.09 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: Triple Entendre To be fair, Rancer is pretty well known to be a system-wide drive-through insurance dispenser and clone-washer.
Hell, they'll even get rid of any bounty you have for free, too! What a considerate bunch the locals are. :D
hah. this is a good advertising pitch for our services, may we use it?
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.10 08:16:00 -
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Bonus points for getting this to page two, I guess. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
XenosisReaper
Rising Ashes Inc. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.02.10 12:38:00 -
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This is now a TEST thre- wait.
THIS IS NOW A BDEAL THREAD, x100 better.
Also, real pirates do it for the killmails.
Signed, the C&P Elite Posting Team
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2011.02.10 14:29:00 -
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While making this thread to whine about being killed is lame...
I have to admit that smartbombing "pirates" are probably the lamest of the bunch, somewhere up there with "blobbing noob".
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Kyle Semones
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.02.10 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Diesel47 While making this thread to whine about being killed is lame...
I have to admit that smartbombing "pirates" are probably the lamest of the bunch, somewhere up there with "blobbing noob".
I'm sorry, did we pee in your cornflakes too?
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A Little Girl
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Posted - 2011.02.10 14:50:00 -
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Edited by: A Little Girl on 10/02/2011 14:50:14 Smartbombing Rokh got me there too. I went to check with him and he said it was Santa that did it! Now I've added Santa to the list...
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northwesten
Amarr Trinity Corporate Services Quantum Forge
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Posted - 2011.02.10 15:26:00 -
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kill is a kill. Hell I lost my carrier to pirates and you don't see me crying like you do OP. Man a Pirate crying about another pirate.... go figures
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Syndryna
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Posted - 2011.02.10 15:43:00 -
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Look everyone I care so little I responded again to show how little I care and dismiss the topic because I really don't care even though I have to insult anyone that killed me but I don't care really.
/Really.
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Catori Fala
Capital Construction Research Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.10 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: XenosisReaper
Also, real pirates do it for the killmails.
Signed, the C&P Elite Posting Team
Nah, real pirates do it for the hate mail.
Also, bring back Ginger, he provided more laughs than all the current rats combined
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Murev Vorchilde
Caldari End Game.
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Posted - 2011.02.10 23:07:00 -
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sadly a troll :-( the days of real noobs are long gone, let us pray for their passing - How Id Fix |
fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.11 06:52:00 -
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Originally by: Murev Vorchilde sadly a troll :-( the days of real noobs are long gone, let us pray for their passing
There is still space p0lice and their terrible drakes
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Daphne Q
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Posted - 2011.02.11 20:03:00 -
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Haha! Finally! A successful thread! With success being measured by the amount of time spent on page 1 of the parent forum! Thank you all for participating!
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.12 16:03:00 -
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Lets start a list of terrible pirates for reference
1. Shivalla in Space P0lice 2. Ahkin in Space P0lice 3-60: the other 57 pirates in the Space P0lice.
Special mention goes the ones who violated a 1v1 as well
Proof HERE
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Shivalla
Gallente Financial Removal THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2011.02.12 16:10:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille Lets start a list of terrible pirates for reference
1. Shivalla in Space P0lice 2. Ahkin in Space P0lice 3-60: the other 57 pirates in the Space P0lice.
Special mention goes the ones who violated a 1v1 as well
Proof HERE
Hehhehehe, Psycho Freak, you dont need to post with alt anymore :))
And tbh, im really admired about your crying :)
Makes us look pretty sweet considering you have NAP:d everyone and their cousins + you have brought in 6:1 numbers against us, and STILL you cry in forums :)
<3 Much love
Shivalla.
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Johnny Lurch
Minmatar Professional Dockers THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2011.02.12 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille 3-60: the other 57 pirates in the Space P0lice.
I'M IN!!!
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.02.12 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Shivalla
Originally by: fgft Athonille Lets start a list of terrible pirates for reference
1. Shivalla in Space P0lice 2. Ahkin in Space P0lice 3-60: the other 57 pirates in the Space P0lice.
Special mention goes the ones who violated a 1v1 as well
Proof HERE
Hehhehehe, Psycho Freak, you dont need to post with alt anymore :))
And tbh, im really admired about your crying :)
Makes us look pretty sweet considering you have NAP:d everyone and their cousins + you have brought in 6:1 numbers against us, and STILL you cry in forums :)
<3 Much love
Shivalla.
I didn't see you in Hagilur just now, you haven't quit already have you spymaster?
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Dariah Stardweller
Gallente NO U111 Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.02.12 17:59:00 -
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I remember when I first jumped into Rancer with a shuttle, straight into a smart bombing camp. Ah those were the days. Got out with my pod intact though.
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