Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Isabella Delta
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 00:56:00 -
[1]
Aye there fellow capusleers, for those of you who have been living under a rock, incursions have begun, and along with that droves of griefers and looters have appeared. One of these more well known bungholes is Darth Mustache, a heavily hated incursion MOM loot griefer. Since the first few incursions, he has been terrorizing the armor gang that successfully wins every MOM fight, grabbing the loot before anyone else. But today was different. Today justice prevailed through one small sacrifice. Warping into the MOM site, we come upon the mothership in all her turd-y glory. And not long after, the griefers arrive. But we have a plan. As the missiles are flying over my head, turrets are heating up on overload, and the shield gang is complaining about how they never win, Tammy Raye, in his thrasher, took one for the team and blew up the ship of Darth before he could get his grubby hands on the loot. We all cheered as the MOM subsequently became a smoldering wreck and the loot finally went to someone who had actually earned it. Done, right? Nope. Soon after, I decided "What the hell" and prompty took a poll on who would like to see darth podded as well. All were in favor. Abaddon VS Pod? No contest. Concord came soon after, and reduced me to a cinder, but it was more than worth it. To all of you who have been a victim of his stints, know this - it has not been in vain! The contract for Mr. Darth's corpse is in my bio if anyone cares to purchase it. The kill can be found on my Battleclinic kills page ;)
Justince Is Cold On Valentines Day my friends. Fly Safe and Kill Darth, - Isabella Delta
|
Medarr
Amarr ZeroSec Excuses.
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 01:01:00 -
[2]
Hahahaha Epic work mate..
|
Endymi Typhirr
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 01:07:00 -
[3]
o7
|
wurblewind
Gallente
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 01:16:00 -
[4]
Well done. As promised, your payment is en route, via our mutual friend (he had the corpse, so I payed him by accident...). You've done everyone a great service... o7 -Keep low, fly fast, die well. |
Owen Drakkar
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 01:26:00 -
[5]
Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process. ---------- Bah humbug. |
Medarr
Amarr ZeroSec Excuses.
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 01:29:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
U mad to bro?
he didnt lose a thing reinbursment ftw eh..
|
Ammzi
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 01:37:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
|
Darth Mustache
Viziam
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 02:17:00 -
[8]
Came with Crimes, left with Punishment!
Oh yeah, almost forgot ... Still mad over loosing my executionner and Clone Grade Alpha
|
Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 02:42:00 -
[9]
Didn't read as I'm allergic to unformatted walls of text.
But cool story, bro anyway.
|
Owen Drakkar
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 03:15:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Ammzi He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
Oh no ****? Well I am glad you guys got the whole circle jerk thing down. ---------- Bah humbug. |
|
Marconus Orion
Global Criminal Countdown
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 03:19:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar
Originally by: Ammzi He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
Oh no ****? Well I am glad you guys got the whole circle jerk thing down.
I enjoyed it.
|
Grace Wing
Gallente Duane Barry Fan Club
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 03:21:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Well I am mad.
y u mad tho?
|
Owen Drakkar
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 03:29:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Grace Wing y u mad tho?
I am not mad at all, I am slightly irritated by your lack of punctuation and terrible spelling though. ---------- Bah humbug. |
Grace Wing
Gallente Duane Barry Fan Club
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 03:45:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar I am not mad at all, I am slightly irritated by your lack of punctuation and terrible spelling though.
Nothing wrong with my spelling, homie. So I suggest you take that back.
|
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 03:55:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
Alt detected.
Originally by: Infinity Ziona
Your avatar makes me want to follow you to a rural farmstead, give you all my worldly goods and call you The Aiwha.
|
Owen Drakkar
Mean Corp Mean Coalition
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 04:45:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Grace Wing Nothing wrong with my spelling, homie. So I suggest you take that back.
I won't, buddy. ---------- Bah humbug. |
Grace Wing
Gallente Duane Barry Fan Club
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 06:01:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar
I won't, buddy.
Fine! I'll go cry myself to sleep then I guess.
|
Awesome Possum
Gallente Isk Relocation Services
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 06:09:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
yeah but how far has your raids cleared in wow? ♥
|
Ammzi
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 10:51:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
yeah but how far has your raids cleared in wow?
What in the name of hell are you referring to you sick ****? Blasphemy!
I challenge any other fleet to come mess with us at incursions. We will mess you up and you will lose faith in yourself.
|
Syndryna
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 18:53:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
I did all your mom's last night.
|
|
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 21:56:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Triple Entendre Didn't read as I'm allergic to unformatted walls of text.
Thanks for the tip, will start post like that now. -
|
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:28:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar
Originally by: Grace Wing Nothing wrong with my spelling, homie. So I suggest you take that back.
I won't, buddy.
He's not your buddy, friend.
? |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:34:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Bumblefck
Originally by: Owen Drakkar
Originally by: Grace Wing Nothing wrong with my spelling, homie. So I suggest you take that back.
I won't, buddy.
He's not your buddy, friend.
UNEXPECTED COMEBACK -
|
p0rkch0pz and applesauce
|
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:56:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
I do YOUR mom.
|
Soldarius
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
|
Posted - 2011.02.16 03:35:00 -
[25]
Originally by: p0rkch0pz and applesauce
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
I do YOUR mom.
Technically, if you do all the moms, then you did your own as well.
Read Oedipus much?
Originally by: CCP Shadow ...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
|
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
|
Posted - 2011.02.16 08:26:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Soldarius
Originally by: p0rkch0pz and applesauce
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
I do YOUR mom.
Technically, if you do all the moms, then you did your own as well.
Read Oedipus much?
To be fair, his mom is pretty hawt. -
|
Milla Jovobitch
|
Posted - 2011.02.16 19:46:00 -
[27]
There's nothing wrong with using the "return" button to split your wall-o-text into paragraphs. We don't judge you.
|
Ammzi
|
Posted - 2011.02.17 09:56:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Misanth
Originally by: Soldarius
Technically, if you do all the moms, then you did your own as well.
Read Oedipus much?
To be fair, his mom is pretty hawt.
Agreed.
|
Pistrik
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
|
Posted - 2011.02.17 10:44:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
yeah but how far has your raids cleared in wow?
What in the name of hell are you referring to you sick ****? Blasphemy!
I challenge any other fleet to come mess with us at incursions. We will mess you up and you will lose faith in yourself.
Oh really now?
|
The Grabbler
Caldari Provisions
|
Posted - 2011.02.17 13:30:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Ammzi
Originally by: Owen Drakkar Congrats at succeeding at sounding like a baby and losing a BS in the process.
He didn't lose anything. The incursion fleet paid it all out. Why? Because our fleet is the best incursion fleet out there.... WE do all the mom's :)
You have no idea how ridiculously gay that sounds.
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |