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Hambonie
Caldari Local Griefers Union
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Posted - 2011.02.17 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Hambonie on 17/02/2011 11:46:17 Edited by: Hambonie on 17/02/2011 11:45:36 Not so long ago in a Wormhole not nearly far enough away....
So Im scanning down an exit from my wormhole and find that its 4 jumps from Dodi. So Im like "Hey maybe I should turn in this sleeper loot so my accounts dont expire in 4 days." So I jump in my Itty Bitty 3 and make my way to empire. On the way back I jump into the first wormhole and its bubbled. I use the term bubbled loosely. It was kinda like when you see the desperate girl at the bar; Doesn't know who shes gona take home but just throws it out until some drunk guy catches it. (The bubble was like that) But the next wormhole came bearing gifts.
Moving back into my wormhole I catch an Orca, couple of mining barges and a Badger on scan. I look for a sec and wait scan show the middle of nowhere. I jump and grab my cover ops and run back like a kid on Christmas Morning. So I throw out combat probes all ninja like and hit the Orca on the first go. Pull probes and warp back to get the Pilgram. In the mean time my buddy is running from Dodi in his Legion ready to unleash a Lazzzzer light show. I jump the Pilgram in and warp 20 KM from the Orca.
Holy **** they are still there mining; they must have never seen the probes. So I sneak up cloaked playing the Theme to Jaws 1,2,3 and 4 in my head. Boom I decloak and appear like your mother-in-law on the weekend knocking on the door. Boom scram web tracking disruptor not sure about those just wanted to use everything. Legion warps in and we make short work of the Orca. Pilot asks for ransom I told him I wasn't going to pay today (Like he could have beat us Phhhhsssss) and down goes the Orca.
Orca link
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.17 11:54:00 -
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Poor space-whales, what have they ever done to you? -
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.17 12:06:00 -
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Sounds like fun ---
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XenosisReaper
Rising Ashes Inc. Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.02.17 12:34:00 -
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TL:DR
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.17 12:48:00 -
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Originally by: XenosisReaper TL:DR
The tl;dr is you are incompetent. Stop posting. ---
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Pod Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.17 13:10:00 -
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Originally by: XenosisReaper TL:DR
Train reading comprehension skill at least to lvl 4
That is 3 freaking paragraphs FFS.
No wonder it make me think that the humanity is going stupider with each generation. Pod |
betterdent
The Dark Horses.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 13:28:00 -
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COWS OF THE SEA, WHY ARE YOU KILLING COWS OF THE SEA.
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Revival Of The Talocan Empire
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Posted - 2011.02.17 13:28:00 -
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This does not belong in Crime and Punishment. Action occurred in a 0.0-sec environment.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.17 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Nathan Jameson This does not belong in Crime and Punishment. Action occurred in a 0.0-sec environment.
That, and is hardly thread-worthy anyway. But it was a nice read, OP should do more threads. Hopefully with some relevant content, that time. -
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.02.17 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Misanth Poor space-whales, what have they ever done to you?
This ^^
...and I think the whale got it's revenge:
Quote: Unknown MySQL server host 'warehouse13.evsco.net' (2) Unable to connect to mysql database.
- - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:35:00 -
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Let's be honest. It's more threadworthy than 90% of the *******s posted here and lord knows we need to encourage people to improve.
OP, feel free to ignore retorts from whiny alts and know nothings, Misanth excepted, he just needs more coffee ---
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps Let's be honest. It's more threadworthy than 90% of the *******s posted here and lord knows we need to encourage people to improve.
OP, feel free to ignore retorts from whiny alts and know nothings, Misanth excepted, he just needs more coffee
Sorry, miss, you are right as usual. -
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Euasked
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Posted - 2011.02.17 20:35:00 -
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Confirming this happens in wormholes ALL THE TIME.
Guys your mining links work inside the POS shield just fyi... I say givem the Taiji treatment if their dumb enough to have an orca in the belt.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: Euasked Confirming this happens in wormholes ALL THE TIME.
Guys your mining links work inside the POS shield just fyi... I say givem the Taiji treatment if their dumb enough to have an orca in the belt.
Hey they want to use their mobile can so they don't get canflipped! -
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Awesome Possum
Gallente Isk Relocation Services
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Posted - 2011.02.18 06:08:00 -
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Quote: Pilot asks for ransom I told him I wasn't going to pay today (Like he could have beat us Phhhhsssss)
i giggled ♥
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Tao Haemon
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Posted - 2011.02.18 07:42:00 -
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Excellent, well written post -a sign that there's hope for the C&P section of the forum!
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Schwa88
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.02.19 02:10:00 -
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Would most certainly read again. Fine work sir!
A post of shocking quality on see und pee, rather rare I'm afraid. -
True story.
I also have a blog!
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