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Opertone
Caldari World - of - Empire Cassiopeia.
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Posted - 2011.02.24 02:12:00 -
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Edited by: Opertone on 24/02/2011 02:16:31
Originally by: Ariane VoxDei Dont go down that path.
Soon you will start to wonder if your rectum even closes properly, spending so much time with tube up it in the pod. And does that mean podpilots run around with some sort of plug back there, to avoid leaks while OOP.
Seriously, unless you do it into the goo...
So, maybe there isnt a toilet, just a suction hose.
And from the looks of things, in minmatar space it gets shot right into space, judging by the looks of many of their ships. That dark brown stuff probably isnt all rust after all.
maybe you don't defecate as you don't get biomass... you get some water solution with necessary nutrients... intravenously
in CQ you do not have normal toilets, but a small conical upright funnel, which leads to space... you get on it, push the button and the space vacuum does the job, remember space stations have little room for toilets! Just stick your bum to that suction hole.
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Shoopa Whoopa
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Posted - 2011.02.24 08:08:00 -
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Originally by: Opertone in CQ you do not have normal toilets, but a small conical upright funnel, which leads to space... you get on it, push the button and the space vacuum does the job, remember space stations have little room for toilets! Just stick your bum to that suction hole.
Have you seen the movie Alien Resurrection? Do you remember what happens to the man-alien? It's not very pleasant.
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Aeronwen Carys
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Posted - 2011.02.24 10:06:00 -
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For those interested in what it means to leave your pod
Fragile
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Acac Sunflyier
Gallente Ketsui ga Katai
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Posted - 2011.02.24 10:42:00 -
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Edited by: Acac Sunflyier on 24/02/2011 10:44:41 If they added restrooms in stations, how would we use them in places like J4-4? Press [e] to lock the stall, [p] for pants interactions, [s] to sit on the toilet [space] to stand up or even jump on the toilet. Oh that could be quite a site. 6 avatars in a toilet stall 1 is on it, one is peeing standing up facing the one sitting down, and 4 or standing on top of the toilet while the door opens and closes. O course you need to have somebody saying something awkward like, "take it baby." Then suddenly, EVE suddenly turns into a Sims moment.
Edit* Would definitely be a fun alternative to getting microorganisms and bio-masses for PI
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Bek Thyron
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Posted - 2011.02.24 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: Acac Sunflyier Edited by: Acac Sunflyier on 24/02/2011 10:48:56 If they added restrooms in stations, how would we use them in places like J4-4? Press [e] to lock the stall, [p] for pants interactions, [s] to sit on the toilet [space] to stand up or even jump on the toilet. Oh that could be quite a site. 6 avatars in a toilet stall 1 is on it, one is peeing standing up facing the one sitting down, and 4 or standing on top of the toilet while the door opens and closes. Of course you need to have somebody saying something awkward like, "take it baby." Then suddenly, EVE suddenly turns into a Sims moment.
Edit* Would definitely be a fun alternative to getting microorganisms and bio-masses for PI
Uncontrollable burst of laughter at this one. This thread is awesome, keep it up guys.
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My Postman
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Posted - 2011.02.24 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Iceni They use vacuum toilets in stations. It's all been jettisoned into space where it accretes to create a planet. It's called Jita 4.
Best poast in this thread. +1 Internetz for you.
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Jack Paladin
Sev3rance
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Posted - 2011.02.24 11:22:00 -
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All podgoo is recycled human waste. The pod is a sulf-sustaining life capsule. Nothing gets wasted!
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.02.24 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Shoopa Whoopa Have you seen the movie Alien Resurrection?
There is no film by that name! NONE! NEVER! EVER! Stop destroying the universe with your nasty evil filthy lies! ùùù ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö ù Karath Piki |
Genai ianeG
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Posted - 2011.02.24 12:11:00 -
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There is a simple answer to this question.
Your pod is powered by a Biofuel Reactor
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The Snowman
Gallente The Ascension
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Posted - 2011.02.24 12:21:00 -
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Toilets arnt needed since pod pilots dont eat. Everything is done intravenously
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2011.02.24 12:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Shoopa Whoopa Have you seen the movie Alien Resurrection?
There is no film by that name! NONE! NEVER! EVER! Stop destroying the universe with your nasty evil filthy lies!
That's the one with Winnona Rider... I actually rather enjoyed it...
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Gustav Knuttsen
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Posted - 2011.02.24 12:30:00 -
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Well.. Its not whole true. Pilot is ok when he is in POD. Right its possible etc. But I'm asking what if he is on station. Even with good diet there always will be "something" :). ((Toilets are "Taboo" in Sci-fi movies. This taboo was broken in "Battle Star Gallactica" for a first time as I remember. Where one character is sitting on the toilet and talking with other :).))
Also there will be BARS / PUBS on station sorry but without BEER ? Uhh. You may drink synthetic **** but I'm a rich pilot and I want something Organic :)
I think that we must make "Toilet Coalition" - "WE WANT TOILETS! - NOTHING IS BETTER THAT AFTER YEAR IN POD YOU CAN MAKE NICE POOGOO !!" - "SYNTH FOOD IS FOR POORS!!"
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Hayaishi
Gallente Aperture Harmonics
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Posted - 2011.02.24 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: CCP StevieSG
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Shoopa Whoopa Have you seen the movie Alien Resurrection?
There is no film by that name! NONE! NEVER! EVER! Stop destroying the universe with your nasty evil filthy lies!
That's the one with Winnona Rider... I actually rather enjoyed it...
Hey StevieSG, Long time fan, first time poster (out of IRC :D), i too liked Resurrection, can we be friends? :)
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Esu Nahalas
The Night Corporation
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Posted - 2011.02.24 14:50:00 -
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Everyone has it wrong: the forums are the toilet, and threads like this are what floats inside.
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.02.24 14:50:00 -
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Originally by: CCP StevieSG
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Shoopa Whoopa Have you seen the movie Alien Resurrection?
There is no film by that name! NONE! NEVER! EVER! Stop destroying the universe with your nasty evil filthy lies!
That's the one with Winnona Rider... I actually rather enjoyed it...
Ripley 8 rocks.
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Valeo Galaem
New Eden Advanced Reconnaissance Unit Sentient World Observation and Response Directive
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Posted - 2011.02.24 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Originally by: CCP StevieSG
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Shoopa Whoopa Have you seen the movie Alien Resurrection?
There is no film by that name! NONE! NEVER! EVER! Stop destroying the universe with your nasty evil filthy lies!
That's the one with Winnona Rider... I actually rather enjoyed it...
Ripley 8 rocks.
Supposedly Joss Whedon's screenplay was much better before the director touched it.
Thar be Pirates
You are not authorised to hack into CONCORD's mainframe Your Wallet has been emptied!
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2011.02.24 17:50:00 -
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The pod takes care of those....things.
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Acac Sunflyier
Gallente Ketsui ga Katai
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Posted - 2011.02.24 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Mr LaForge The pod takes care of those....things.
It would just seem rather inconvenient to have to hook up all those tubes and wires just to go to the bathroom.
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2011.02.24 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Valeo Galaem Supposedly Joss Whedon's screenplay was much better before the director touched it.
Supposedly, you can reduce Whedon to tears by just mentioning the name of the filmà
But sure, it could probably have been turned into something useful if they cut out ripley, the cloning malarkey, the queen, the newborn and android synthetic person storylines. Oh, and if Michael Wincott hadn't been wasted on a pointless cameo.
The final nail in the coffin was that it wasn't even a particularly arduous shoot (aside from the under-water stuff). A true Alien film will be a nightmarish production ù the-film-that-is-not-to-be-mentioned was just normal (¦French oddities).
Personally, I still want to see the wood planet and the wheat-field hunt concept from A³ realised. Not because it makes any sense, but because it sounded suitably gothic. ùùù ôIf you're not willing to fight for what you have in ≡v≡à you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.ö ù Karath Piki |
Ische Qou
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Posted - 2011.02.24 23:23:00 -
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there will be no toilets in my quarters
If I needed such a thing I'd have my slaves bring my chamber pot
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My Postman
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Posted - 2011.02.25 10:24:00 -
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How do they think it will work WITHOUT toilets? What am i supposed to do after my 7th beer?
I also demand toilets and beer!
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Acac Sunflyier
Gallente Ketsui ga Katai
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Posted - 2011.02.26 00:34:00 -
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You realize, of course, that if they did put public restrooms in, they'd have to be gender neutral because everybody will swarm the lady's. Which is why, if they do add restrooms, I am going to just go in my ship.
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Kallista Naari
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Posted - 2011.02.26 00:39:00 -
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What do you think the balcony is for?
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Ephemeron
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.02.26 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: Acac Sunflyier You realize, of course, that if they did put public restrooms in, they'd have to be gender neutral because everybody will swarm the lady's. Which is why, if they do add restrooms, I am going to just go in my ship.
Why? it's not like there be naked chicks there.
If they introduced showers, that's another matter.
Actually I believe it'd be best if CCP released mod tools to let people design their own character behavior and "levels" to walk around in. Let those be only for player owned outposts.
With user generated content, station walking could become 100x better than anything CCP can come up with, even if they hire 20 people - mostly cause they'd be too tight assed to introduce cool features.
If some 0.0 alliance Outpost owner wants to make a toilet in his station, and character animation - let him.
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Liquldsteel
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Posted - 2011.02.26 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Opertone Edited by: Opertone on 24/02/2011 02:16:31
Originally by: Ariane VoxDei Dont go down that path.
Soon you will start to wonder if your rectum even closes properly, spending so much time with tube up it in the pod. And does that mean podpilots run around with some sort of plug back there, to avoid leaks while OOP.
Seriously, unless you do it into the goo...
So, maybe there isnt a toilet, just a suction hose.
And from the looks of things, in minmatar space it gets shot right into space, judging by the looks of many of their ships. That dark brown stuff probably isnt all rust after all.
maybe you don't defecate as you don't get biomass... you get some water solution with necessary nutrients... intravenously
in CQ you do not have normal toilets, but a small conical upright funnel, which leads to space... you get on it, push the button and the space vacuum does the job, remember space stations have little room for toilets! Just stick your bum to that suction hole.
Obviously you dont remember several years ago when a rather large woman sat on a toilet on an airliner her bum sealed it so tightly when she flushed it the vacume literally sucked out several feet of her large colon. {can you imagine what the vacume of space would suck out?}(yes she did live) true story
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Selinate
Amarr Red Water Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.02.26 20:05:00 -
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It's the future. People don't poop or pee in the future. We have poop-consuming nanobots for that.
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