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garus banta
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Posted - 2011.03.04 08:45:00 -
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There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!
I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.
That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!
JUST ONE THING!
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.03.04 08:56:00 -
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Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else. uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ Signature removed. Please submit a petition for further details. Navigator
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Alpheias
Euphoria Released
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Posted - 2011.03.04 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.
Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?
♫ When your ship gets blown to bits ♫ And you lose your Faction fits \☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \☻/ |
Mara Rinn
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Posted - 2011.03.04 09:11:00 -
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Incursion has 99 problems son, but exotic dancers ain't one. -- [Aussie players: join ANZAC channel] |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.03.04 09:11:00 -
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Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.
Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?
It's not illegal, right? uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ Signature removed. Please submit a petition for further details. Navigator
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Lord Wamphyri
Amarr Starside Lost
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Posted - 2011.03.04 09:34:00 -
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I want a cold storage locker complete with meat hooks to hang my corpse collection in, otherwise they'll defrost and stink up the place.
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Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari Sane Industries Inc. Initiative Mercenaries
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Posted - 2011.03.04 09:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Wamphyri I want a cold storage locker complete with meat hooks to hang my corpse collection in, otherwise they'll defrost and stink up the place.
Magical Girl costumes and the magical staff that can be hidden 'somewhere' when not in use, just saying.
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RaTTuS
BIG
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Posted - 2011.03.04 10:01:00 -
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Originally by: garus banta There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!
I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.
That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!
JUST ONE THING!
Highlighted the Freudian Slip for effect --
Join BIG
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Illwill Bill
Reign of Anarchy
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Posted - 2011.03.04 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.
Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?
It's not illegal, right?
As long as you stay in Gallente or Khanid space.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Revenge is a dish best served with auto-cannons.
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Val'Dore
Word Bearers of Chaos Word of Chaos Undivided
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Posted - 2011.03.04 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Wamphyri I want a cold storage locker complete with meat hooks to hang my corpse collection in, otherwise they'll defrost and stink up the place.
Mine would crash my computer.
~No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.~
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Red Oaks
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Posted - 2011.03.04 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
Wooo yeah baby, you'd better believe it!
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.04 11:50:00 -
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Please insert one PLEX per dancer.
Thank you, come again.
...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.
They're supposed to suck, otherwise they're not doing their job. - - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
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Antihrist Pripravnik
4S Corporation Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.03.04 14:38:00 -
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Originally by: garus banta There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!
I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.
That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!
JUST ONE THING!
You are an Amarr asking for exotic dancers in your captains quarters in Emperor Family Academy station? That'll end well.
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Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
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Posted - 2011.03.04 14:42:00 -
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Originally by: Illwill Bill
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.
Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?
It's not illegal, right?
As long as you stay in Gallente or Khanid space.
The danger of being arrested just makes it more exciting, psh.
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Sakkar Arenith
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Posted - 2011.03.04 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.
damn space furries...
seriously though what is the character creator good for if we cant have space hookers? Also imagine the demographic we could reach with that feature, screw chinese farmers, replace em by Minmatar Techandas on space crack.
Seriously CCP dont be discriminatin' on THE natural profession for the womenz of eve
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.03.04 15:39:00 -
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"Thanks for the good time, sweetie, say high to your husband for me" *checks personal health montioring device*
"Whoops, looks like I got AIDS again, time to take my NyQuill cold, flu and AIDS." *GULP*
"All gone!"
All jokeing aside, I support this thread +69
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4C 4F 5645
Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.04 16:37:00 -
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EvE is a sandbox game therefore i expect the exotic dancers in my Captain's Quarters to be players.
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.03.04 22:20:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar Exotic dancers suck.
That is good news. --
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.03.04 22:27:00 -
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The damsel is more fun.
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The Mormegil
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Posted - 2011.03.04 22:32:00 -
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Originally by: garus banta THIS IS TIGERBLOOD IMPORTANT
++10 for thread title, I have no serious comment about your post tho.
#WINNING!
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Everinsearch
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Posted - 2011.03.05 03:18:00 -
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I want a nagging wife in mine. More realistic.
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Opertone
Caldari World - of - Empire Cassiopeia.
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Posted - 2011.03.05 03:33:00 -
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i want prostitute
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Sporked
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Posted - 2011.03.05 03:50:00 -
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Originally by: Obsidian Hawk The damsel is more fun.
After god knows how many years of being 'rescued' from the same people, I think it's an insult to damsels everywhere to keep referring to her as such.
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Joe Skellington
Minmatar JOKAS Industries Matari Legion
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Posted - 2011.03.05 03:53:00 -
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Edited by: Joe Skellington on 05/03/2011 03:53:26
Originally by: garus banta There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!
I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.
That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!
JUST ONE THING!
I think that's a great idea, but I would rather have my Prostitute in my quarters.
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