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Joe McAlt	Posted - 2011.03.10 07:41:00 - [1] Hello C&P, this was compiled and slightly modified from a thread and written in a small part by myself and more so by others with far more creative skills than I possess. This was just to good and needed to be put in a single, readable format. I send a special thanks to the following pilots for their efforts: Jengi Gotsen Ifly Uwalk Belfelmalak Whitehound ReasearchBunny ZeroFury Grimpack Ignition SemperFi Archeris vane Jamaican Herbsman lkar Oseo Swearte Widfarend Jovan Geldon Ingvar Angst And a special thanks o Freddy Mercuryàà Is this real life Or is it fantasy? Caught in a Gate Camp No Escape from Amamakeà Open your D-scan And look what your probes can seeà IÆm just a pod pilot I need no sympathy Because IÆm easy come, easy go A little high a little low Anyway the barges go DoesnÆt really matter to meàà.to meeee Moma, just killed a man Put my blaster ægainst his hull Pushed F1 and I just lulÆd Moma, he had just undocked! And now I've gone and griefed him out the gaaaaaaaaame mama ooooohhhoooooo... just want to make him cry If he logs in again this time tomorrow Gank him again and again and again Because he doesnÆt really matterà.. Too late, his time had come.. Sends shivers down my spine, And I get hatemail all the tiiiime Goodbye, everybody I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind No you canÆt have my stuff! Sometimes I wished I'd never undocked at allà pause I see little mining bots going all around BADA-BOOM BADA-BOOM let me go, CONCORD! Rainbow lazor lightning Orbit spiral tightening In..in..innn! Gallareue, Gallareue, Ferira Magickooooo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooooo But Im just a poor Merc and nobody loves me He's just a capsuleer, with no spare clone, no family.... Spare him his skills from his lack of clon-ing! "Easy come easy go." "Will you let me go?" "No ransom? NOOOO! We will not let you go!" "LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!" "We will not let you go!" "LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!" "We will not let you-" "LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!" "We will not let you-" "LEMME GOOOO-OOO-OOOoo-oooo!" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Chribba has a daredevil put aside for me, for me, for me So you think you can ECM me and spit in my eye So you think you can web me and leave me to die Oh, scammer, can't do this to me, scammer, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta jita pause ooooohhhhh nothing really matters. anyone can see. nothing really matters... nothing really matters... to meeeee any way the barges go....
Efraya Minmatar	Posted - 2011.03.10 14:12:00 - [2] Just epic. Well done. Signature removed for not being EVE related. Zymurgist
Grimpak Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2011.03.10 14:17:00 - [3] grimpack? who's grimpack? --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
Michael J Fox	Posted - 2011.03.10 14:42:00 - [4] Originally by: Joe McAlt Jengi Gotsen Ifly Uwalk Belfelmalak Whitehound ReasearchBunny ZeroFury Grimpack Ignition SemperFi Archeris vane Jamaican Herbsman lkar Oseo Swearte Widfarend Jovan Geldon Ingvar Angst And a special thanks o Freddy Mercuryàà and the link between the names listed above is....
Joe Skellington Minmatar JOKAS Industries Matari Legion	Posted - 2011.03.10 15:34:00 - [5] Cool.
Ramma Lamma DingDong	Posted - 2011.03.10 16:43:00 - [6] Still waiting for the good part...
Katarlia Simov Minmatar Cowboys From Hell	Posted - 2011.03.10 21:52:00 - [7] Originally by: Ramma Lamma DingDong Still waiting for the good part... The good part of the original was where everyone talked over lark until he shut up and ****ed off, so this thread probably won't have that, although I guess we can wait and see.
Joe McAlt	Posted - 2011.03.11 02:28:00 - [8] Originally by: Grimpak grimpack? who's grimpack? My apologies for the typo. Your contributions were epic. And for those who have mentioned it, no I don't believe this will be the equal of the original. I just felt it worth sharing.
SnootySneerMan	Posted - 2011.03.11 21:12:00 - [9] Me likes...
Valea Silpha Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2011.03.12 01:11:00 - [10] Edited by: Valea Silpha on 12/03/2011 01:11:20 Originally by: Joe McAlt And for those who have mentioned it, no I don't believe this will be the equal of the original. I just felt it worth sharing. TBH should be stickied and made the anthem for see and pee. Edit - Should also be quoted at EXCESSIVE length anytime lark talks ever.

Jovan Geldon Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire	Posted - 2011.03.12 03:00:00 - [11] Originally by: Joe McAlt I send a special thanks to the following pilots for their efforts: Jengi Gotsen Ifly Uwalk Belfelmalak Whitehound ReasearchBunny ZeroFury Grimpack Ignition SemperFi Archeris vane Jamaican Herbsman lkar Oseo Swearte Widfarend Jovan Geldon Ingvar Angst What the **** did I do now... Oh wait, this is good. Splendid. Carry on.
Lyrrashae Minmatar Crushed Ambitions	Posted - 2011.03.21 09:22:00 - [12] Originally by: Joe McAlt Hello C&P, this was compiled and slightly modified from a thread and written in a small part by myself and more so by others with far more creative skills than I possess. This was just to good and needed to be put in a single, readable format. I send a special thanks to the following pilots for their efforts: Jengi Gotsen Ifly Uwalk Belfelmalak Whitehound ReasearchBunny ZeroFury Grimpack Ignition SemperFi Archeris vane Jamaican Herbsman lkar Oseo Swearte Widfarend Jovan Geldon Ingvar Angst And a special thanks o Freddy Mercuryàà Is this real life Or is it fantasy? Caught in a Gate Camp No Escape from Amamakeà Open your D-scan And look what your probes can seeà IÆm just a pod pilot I need no sympathy Because IÆm easy come, easy go A little high a little low Anyway the barges go DoesnÆt really matter to meàà.to meeee Moma, just killed a man Put my blaster ægainst his hull Pushed F1 and I just lulÆd Moma, he had just undocked! And now I've gone and griefed him out the gaaaaaaaaame mama ooooohhhoooooo... just want to make him cry If he logs in again this time tomorrow Gank him again and again and again Because he doesnÆt really matterà.. Too late, his time had come.. Sends shivers down my spine, And I get hatemail all the tiiiime Goodbye, everybody I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind No you canÆt have my stuff! Sometimes I wished I'd never undocked at allà pause I see little mining bots going all around BADA-BOOM BADA-BOOM let me go, CONCORD! Rainbow lazor lightning Orbit spiral tightening In..in..innn! Gallareue, Gallareue, Ferira Magickooooo-oooo-ooo-oo-oooooo But Im just a poor Merc and nobody loves me He's just a capsuleer, with no spare clone, no family.... Spare him his skills from his lack of clon-ing! "Easy come easy go." "Will you let me go?" "No ransom? NOOOO! We will not let you go!" "LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!" "We will not let you go!" "LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!" "We will not let you-" "LEMME GOOOOOOOOO!" "We will not let you-" "LEMME GOOOO-OOO-OOOoo-oooo!" "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Chribba has a daredevil put aside for me, for me, for me So you think you can ECM me and spit in my eye So you think you can web me and leave me to die Oh, scammer, can't do this to me, scammer, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta jita pause ooooohhhhh nothing really matters. anyone can see. nothing really matters... nothing really matters... to meeeee any way the barges go.... My God, this is so perfectly awful, that it's...it's brilliant! +1 Internets for you, mate o7


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