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Ariane VoxDei
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Posted - 2011.03.23 03:32:00 -
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Quote: A deep understanding of MMO database design, implantation issues and performance is essential.
CCPs are RL sanshas? (underline added by me).
http://www.ccpgames.com/en/jobs/job-details.aspx?jobid=226
Or maybe they MEANT to write: implementation, not implantation.
Yes, I could have pointed it out quietly, but this is so much more fun and has a ingame angle. And who knows, maybe they really do use implants.
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Vardec Crom
Executive Intervention Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2011.03.23 04:10:00 -
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It could also be technical jargon.
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Myra2007
Millstone Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.23 04:30:00 -
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Maybe they were in fact looking for a database experienced surgeon. Most probably a liver surgeon from what is known about ccp corporate culture. --
Originally by: Professor Slocombe
I will only buy tickets if the prize is your stuff and you leave Eve. Forever. You irritating self obsessed cretin.
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.23 10:23:00 -
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Edited by: Patient 2428190 on 23/03/2011 10:24:30 Implantation
CCP: We do Internet Spaceships and Human Fertility
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Dr Sheepbringer
Gallente Halinallen veroparatiisi Inglorious Carebears
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:06:00 -
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You my friend should run for medical career.
Originally by: CCP Shadow Dr. Sheepbringer -- It's not that kind of horn.
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RaTTuS
BIG Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:45:00 -
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can the OP fix his typo in the title --
Join BIG
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Joe Forum
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.23 13:20:00 -
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Like these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchip_implant_(human)
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Plippy Ploppy Cheesenose
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Posted - 2011.03.23 14:39:00 -
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Originally by: RaTTuS can the OP fix his typo in the title
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law
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Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.23 14:50:00 -
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CPP? Is that a covert government agency?
Or maybe just a cryptic abbreviation to abuse the French.
-)Peace through supreme firepower(- |
shady trader
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Posted - 2011.03.23 22:35:00 -
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No, the answer is much simpler then that, this is CCP we are talking about.
Its so after the mandatory daily team build activities. The team tasked with clean up once they are no longer able to talk/stand or in any act in a coherent manor, can just run a scanner over the implant to get the home address so they can drop them off in the correct location.
Its either that or CCP have introduced improvements to their "work" practices after a time a motion study, they identified a significant wast of time. The time to fill a glass of alcohol and drink it. Much more efficient to have a port implanted were pump linked to a large tank of pure alcohol can be plugged in. Even the most hard core can know do from stone cold sober back to the CCP standard level of drunk in less the 60 seconds. Macrointel, the place were the nature order of the universe does not hold sway. Pirates and ore thief's are congratulated by carebears for the actions. |
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GM Horse
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Posted - 2011.03.23 22:47:00 -
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Wow, okay. I guess that is what that strange scar that just appeared at the back of my head just after I got hired is.
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GM Horse
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Posted - 2011.03.23 22:48:00 -
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DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL
PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*
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Asurymen
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Posted - 2011.03.23 23:10:00 -
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Originally by: GM Horse DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL
PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*
Did......did we just crash a CCP employee?
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Pass me the screwdriver, lets see whats in his head now the firewalls are down!
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Zhim'Fufu
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Posted - 2011.03.23 23:23:00 -
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Originally by: Asurymen
Originally by: GM Horse DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL
PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*
Did......did we just crash a CCP employee?
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Pass me the screwdriver, lets see whats in his head now the firewalls are down!
Judging by the expression on his face I think someone beat you to it.
Originally by: Response to bitter carebear tears in local [19:44:46] CCP Incognito > sorry i can't talk about game mechanics. you need to use your brains and figure it out.
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Alonzo Harris
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Posted - 2011.03.24 01:42:00 -
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Originally by: GM Horse DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL
PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.03.24 05:09:00 -
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/me has rfid chips in my hands... c/d?
Secure 3rd party service | my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar' |
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2011.03.24 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: GM Horse DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL
PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*
I like *FUN*
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