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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:29:00 -
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Its going to be a long DT for those that dedicate their lives to eve, you king among men , so to past the time think up a line and Post it Peeps!
101 EvE Pickup Lines......GO!!!
- I was mining for veldspa when u looked my way - I fight blobs in a t1 frig - Theres a party in my pod and your invited - Sup Wench!
Originally by: SiIver Twin - It's like a battleship torpedo! - I've got an implant for you - I've got Love making to level 5 - You could be a Gang link mod
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enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:33:00 -
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It's painless and quick.
The Pod Log. ||| I MADE TWEET Y U NO FOLLOW!? |
Q'ara Ziann
Minmatar Coffee Lovers Brewing Club Care Factor
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:37:00 -
[3]
"Is that an Iteron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? " --------------
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club |
Carey Amor
Amarr Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:37:00 -
[4]
are you hauling contraband? because you got fine written all over you.
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Gillaboo
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:40:00 -
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"Is that a railgun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Voulez vous gank-ez avec moi, ce soir?"
"You want to fondle my torpedoes?"
....is DT over yet?
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Arthur Frayn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:40:00 -
[6]
"Docking permission requested." -- Eventus stultorum magister. |
Winters Chill
Amarr Born-2-Kill
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Carey Amor are you hauling contraband? because you got fine written all over you.
ho ho, we have a winner.
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Nyio
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:45:00 -
[8]
So.. do you pod here often?
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:46:00 -
[9]
Keep em comming folks!
- Babe, lets lower the sec of this system to 0.0 - Would u like to see my thorax dock? - CCP Soundwave is my homie! - You'd look much better in my cargo bay! _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |
Jngar
Amarr Strategic Syndicate -Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:49:00 -
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Do you believe in angels? You do? That is heresey against the one true Amarrian faith and you should be executed. But would you like to grab a coffee first?
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Mr Cocojambo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:50:00 -
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Join a Guild in WOW and be fukced for life!
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:51:00 -
[12]
10M For the best line for added fun! _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |
Goldman Suchs
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:57:00 -
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Did the [insert romantic partner's home planet] move for you?
I am quitting Eve. Take me on a date and I will take you on two in return!
Hey baby. I have the body of a Caldari, the mind of a Gallente and the staying power of an Amarrian (the less said about Minmatar the better).
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Neamus
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Posted - 2011.04.06 11:58:00 -
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I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your booty. Yarr
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Maplestone
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:01:00 -
[15]
One scan of your signature radius and you had me bubbled.
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CydoniusElfo
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:02:00 -
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When I first saw you I almost launched all my drones.
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Florestan Bronstein
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jngar Do you believe in angels? You do? That is heresey against the one true Amarrian faith and you should be executed.
actually the Amarrian lore/faith features angel-like beings helping some emperor until he gets angry and chases them off.
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Eon Ellivlem
Caldari Rekall Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:08:00 -
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Hey babe, is that a badger you got down there, i'm a hulk and i'd love to unload into it...
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Opertone
Caldari World - of - Empire Cassiopeia.
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:11:00 -
[19]
Hey, can I orbit around you?
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:14:00 -
[20]
Get your Titan, you've pulled
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Stannis Breaker
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:17:00 -
[21]
I'm just like a FoF missile - **** and forget ;)
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Amadamus
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:19:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Amadamus on 06/04/2011 12:21:48 Wouldn't mind grinding your haven...
Edit to Add... Hay baby, come over ere and blob my mammoth
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Straight Edged
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:20:00 -
[23]
Wanna try mah stabber My Rokh is bigga
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Emrys Ap'Morgravaine
Caldari Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:20:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Eon Ellivlem Hey babe, is that a badger you got down there, i'm a hulk and i'd love to unload into it...
^^ win :)
-=-=-=-=- Reformed Carebear. Much bear, zero care. -=-=-=-=- |
Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:31:00 -
[25]
if i said you had a nice phobos, would you hold it against me?
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thatbloke
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:38:00 -
[26]
"Hey baby, how about I "dock" my Thorax in your Orca tonight?"
Originally by: CCP Shadow I think we'd be better off with a troll shard.
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:44:00 -
[27]
Great stuff, keep them comming no matter how dirty, disturing or even ammarian
- Would you fine ladys like to spider tank my thorax? _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |
QFX
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:48:00 -
[28]
what *****?? ima alpha u!
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Candar Beldrulf
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:50:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Candar Beldrulf on 06/04/2011 12:52:05 Edited by: Candar Beldrulf on 06/04/2011 12:50:21 Want to meet me over in 4-CUM5? Nudge nudge, wink wink. Stellar Economy Experts have an outpost there that they don't mind me using...
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Martin Mckenna
V0LTA VOLTA Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:51:00 -
[30]
I would love to crash your wormhole
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Miss Felice
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:51:00 -
[31]
"Do you have any Gallente in you?"
"No."
"Would you like some?"
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"Mind if I enter your jump gate?"
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"You like my frig? Wow, wait until we've got our clothes off!"
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You like my Dramiel? It bodes well for us that speed impresses you."
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Maneeter
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:53:00 -
[32]
You'll do...
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QFX
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:54:00 -
[33]
Hi, can I warp into your space?
"A man with no skills can be taught. A man with no honor, has nothing." |
Miss Felice
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:56:00 -
[34]
"Fancy going half's on a 'hybrid'?
"Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"
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Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.06 12:57:00 -
[35]
Is that an Armageddon in my pants or am I just pleased to see you?
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Angel HUN
Spricer
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:00:00 -
[36]
Edited by: Angel HUN on 06/04/2011 13:01:18
Awesome.
(Apologies Navigator for the Frame Breaking Image)
Originally by: CCP Oveur
We. Will. Never. Leave. EVE.
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:02:00 -
[37]
"Do you Pod on the first date?"
"I have a long point"
We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:07:00 -
[38]
Are those trousers made out of Caldari Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
-- I lost my carebear. Will you sleep with me?
-- I've just received CCP funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
-- Do you want to do FW? I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me
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Jenk Makkanahr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:11:00 -
[39]
"Of course you can NOS me! I'm capstable! "
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:14:00 -
[40]
hey baby, are those implants 6%?
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:16:00 -
[41]
Theres a distict lack of black ops?...they cloak...they gang up..... do the math people!
Great stuff keep it comming :D _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |
Ingvar Angst
Amarr Omni Industrial Coalition Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:20:00 -
[42]
Hey baby... I mine moon goo... with my tongue.
I've got a Tech four love rocket with your name all over it.
You're a slave. I don't need a pick up line.
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:21:00 -
[43]
Hey baby, you into one night camps?
We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:23:00 -
[44]
This needs Tuxford as a wingman.
Babe, when you look at me, the universe stops it's eternal spin and takes a moment to admire your perfection
The Pod Log. ||| I MADE TWEET Y U NO FOLLOW!? |
Killer Gandry
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:25:00 -
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When crap hit's the fan you have to haul ass. I don't mind hauling your's.
I am locked and loaded. Now gimme room to unload.
Yo· are my little Nosferatu, now do what you're intended to do.
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life. |
Dazram Two
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:27:00 -
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" I'm sharper than a needle baby, why dont you come over here and let me stabber. "
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:27:00 -
[47]
I have a full Tech II fit. We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Flynn Fetladral
Caldari BlackSite Prophecy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:30:00 -
[48]
So me and the rest of the boys in the corp heard you like to get blobbed?
Follow Flynn on Twitter |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:32:00 -
[49]
Hey Babe, I 'll bring the probe launcher - you bring your Sisters
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Apollo Gabriel
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:32:00 -
[50]
Want to come back to my system? it's upgraded.
I'd orbit ya all night long.
***** Signature may appear without warning! ***** Please do not feed the trolls, it builds dependency.
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Diesel47
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:39:00 -
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Edited by: Diesel47 on 06/04/2011 13:43:09 Do you have HOT trained to level V or is it just me?
I would love to dock my Avatar in your Station.
I'm about to doomsday! Where do you want it baby?
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Darwpromtheus
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:41:00 -
[52]
Do you want to touch my Thorax?
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Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:42:00 -
[53]
Little do you know I have been afk cloaky in that bush across the street for going on three years now.
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:46:00 -
[54]
So, have you ever been hotdropped before?
We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Orman Sorr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:47:00 -
[55]
Excuse me miss, but could i fill your wormhole full of nanite paste?
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tek0n
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:50:00 -
[56]
I'll bridge you to my limit!
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 13:59:00 -
[57]
Her? She's my remote repper, so I can last all night. We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:01:00 -
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Me, The Damsel and some Exotic Dancers are going back to my Captains quarters to watch some adult holoreels - wanna join the party?
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Shamuta
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:07:00 -
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So what do you do in your spare time in the Universe?
Oh you are into wormhole exploration?
Hey, while we are on the subject of worms and holes, any chance I can get mine into yours?
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Dark Venger
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:17:00 -
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So....whats a pod pilot like you doing in a gin joint like this?
They say its cold in space and no one can hear you screen, come back to mine, its got a single bunk and sound proofing :)
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Warzon3
Solar Storm Sev3rance
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:22:00 -
[61]
I'm from a different planet. Wanna see my space ship? ---- Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:24:00 -
[62]
I need someone to harden my shield. Care to help?
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:25:00 -
[63]
if i x, will you gang me?
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FonDeus
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:29:00 -
[64]
Recruiting, dating profile required, locals get preference.
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chaosyourgod
Minmatar Virtual Warriors IMPERIAL LEGI0N
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:31:00 -
[65]
i want to reach out and touch you at 150km
the truth is but a lie |
Damiez
Amarr Ascendancy. Atlas.
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:44:00 -
[66]
Looks like you need some repping baby.
Ammmaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh ________________ Recruitment Open
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Haccor
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:45:00 -
[67]
I'm like a wreck to your noctis!
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 14:49:00 -
[68]
Wanna see my 1400mm artillery cannon? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Haccor
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:03:00 -
[69]
Edited by: Haccor on 06/04/2011 15:07:22 You're like a charon and I'm like a badger....
Wait, thats not what I meant!
I could unload into you a hundred times!
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Amber Kurvora
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:07:00 -
[70]
Is that an Avatar in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
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Katana Kitty
Caldari Evil Monkey Asylum
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:07:00 -
[71]
This is a nice toy
Wanna see my Armageddon?
I like your high sec, but the low sec looks like a winner
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Flynn Fetladral
Caldari BlackSite Prophecy
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:09:00 -
[72]
When the new patch drops, I can drop my stuff directly in your can
Follow Flynn on Twitter |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:09:00 -
[73]
You're so HOT you could melt an ICE field
........
Lets say we Dock and have a spin in my Station?
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Haccor
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:10:00 -
[74]
Wanna play with my launcher till the nanite repair paste comes out?
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Amber Kurvora
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:12:00 -
[75]
Every time I walk into the room you're pants rise more then hulk prices during Hulkaggedon, so how about you stop acting all shy and bloody well ask me out already?
I like to think of this as a passive-aggressive approach.
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Gabe Noud
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:16:00 -
[76]
If you like the guns, your gonna love the Thrusters
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Long John Silver
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Amber Kurvora Is that an Avatar in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
Don't you mean a Naglfar?
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Takk Forpengene
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:18:00 -
[78]
hey baby, can i be the one to pop your wormhole?
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:19:00 -
[79]
I'll exceed your wormhole mass limits.
Nice boosters, wanna f***? _____________________________________ Real men corpse tank. |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:20:00 -
[80]
Roleplay? Are you a Sleeper on the first date?
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:21:00 -
[81]
Let me take you to planet IV moon 5 and show you my huge tower. ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Kaldun Numerodos
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:21:00 -
[82]
Hey baby, wanna rub tengus?
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Amber Kurvora
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:24:00 -
[83]
I'd bump your ship any day hon.
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:28:00 -
[84]
Hey babe! Wanna have some casual pvp without damage control and unload some phased plasma from my guns? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:34:00 -
[85]
Can I take you up the Scalding Pass? --
Originally by: Brian Ballsack please learn to use english if your gonna post
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Lonesome Joe
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:36:00 -
[86]
I heart you like a Domination Warp Scrambler. Hull tanked for your pleasure. You have entered my Interdiction Sphere of love. Cunnilingus lvl 5 completed. Scouts do it while cloaked.
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Capt Zulu
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:44:00 -
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you over heat me so much i need lvl 5 thermodynamics when im near you
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simon perry
Hostile. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:46:00 -
[88]
Edited by: simon perry on 06/04/2011 15:47:16 Anyone noticed Minmatar arenÆt saying much? We all know itÆs because their strategy is first to start Huggin and then they just Rapier.
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Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:47:00 -
[89]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 15:48:02
Originally by: Zaqar Can I take you up the Scalding Pass?
LMAO - as much as i hate myself for it - this made be laugh out loud
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Captain Muscles
Caldari Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:50:00 -
[90]
Someone better call Trald Vukenda, cause the Dominations are missing an Angel.
(For those of you that don't have as much time to waste as I did when I wrote that line, Dominations are the command division of the Angel Cartel, and Trald Vukenda is the CEO.)
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Lucia Sarain
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:50:00 -
[91]
"You know my main is a CEO..." "Wait, aren't we is Syndicate ? I wasn't expecting Angels..." "You're gallente ? So am I ! You like little drones ? Hey me too ! Wanna make some ?" "Why yes, i could be persuaded to tell you all my alliance's secrets. Be creative..." "No, my hardeners never run out of cap."
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:52:00 -
[92]
Now stay there and let us gank you before concord arrives. ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Hacc
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:52:00 -
[93]
Originally by: simon perry Edited by: simon perry on 06/04/2011 15:47:16 Anyone noticed Minmatar arenÆt saying much? We all know itÆs because their strategy is first to start Huggin and then they just Rapier.
I am just rolling on the floor, dying because that is really f'n funny!
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Ioci
Gallente Morrigna Order
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:54:00 -
[94]
Get in the Vaga Beactch!! NOW! |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 15:58:00 -
[95]
Have you ever walked to gate camp before?-) ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:07:00 -
[96]
Hey babe, how much mass can your wormhole fit?
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hylleX
Herrow Inc
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:08:00 -
[97]
Tonight you're my only primary! But don't worry when you wake up tomorrow, i've already cyno'd out...
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Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:13:00 -
[98]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 16:13:59 Tonight - i'm hornier than a Sansha incursion
.......
Live without you is as empty as Low-sec
........
Single? I have a patch for that (...and plenty of downtime)
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tek0n
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:17:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Agustina deAragon Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 16:13:59
Single? I have a patch for that (...and plenty of downtime)
WIN
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System God
Caldari Exotic Matter
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:22:00 -
[100]
There's no need for this to become a ransom situation.
(it's your choice, really)
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:28:00 -
[101]
I don't usually date freighters, but as you are the only one here... ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Naburi NasNaburi
Rens Nursing Home
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:33:00 -
[102]
You've been a bad boy! Now go to my room! |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:36:00 -
[103]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 16:38:16 Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 16:36:32
Originally by: tek0n
Originally by: Agustina deAragon Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 16:13:59
Single? I have a patch for that (...and plenty of downtime)
WIN
LOL thanks - i nearly wrote
"Hey babe i think your patch needs some downtime"
but thought that was a step too far!
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:38:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Grey Stormshadow on 06/04/2011 16:38:54
...I was going to take you to bar, but due to some technical issues captain quarters were the next best thing. ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
J Kunjeh
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:38:00 -
[105]
"Why don't you come on over to my station and spin my Golden Banana?"
~Gnosis~ |
Hroya
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:40:00 -
[106]
"Captian Conrad would give 10 mil if i'd come up with a witty pick up line, play along and we'll split it,babe"
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Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:44:00 -
[107]
ok - my last one
Cyno's Are Red Bubbles are Blue Please be my Planet So i can interact with you
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:47:00 -
[108]
Well, no, I wont reset you in the morning... I promise We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Azimoth
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:49:00 -
[109]
Ok my try:
-"It might not be as big as your 2 dreadnought's but my stabber can engage siege mode too" -"Hey, have you done courier missions before? Because I don't want to surprise you with my package." or a non-sexual:
"Every time I look into your eyes it looks like opening up a star map"
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:49:00 -
[110]
Would you like to find out why I have such high standings with the Sister's? We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle Nostradamus Effect
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:53:00 -
[111]
There's room for two in my pod goo ;)
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KWyz
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:54:00 -
[112]
Babe,when I'm with you, nullsec feels like empire space. When we're in bed, you make it feel like wormhole space...
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 16:55:00 -
[113]
I am ending my life. Give me some last love and I will give you all my money. (Want to buy) ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Pachanoi Alkaloid
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:00:00 -
[114]
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'Hull breach is imminent.'
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Laurabelle Okaski
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:02:00 -
[115]
Because I like seeing boys coming up with creative lines to get us girls, I might be willing to put a significant amount of money, say 100 million, into the pot. Would like to see the contest go past 19:00 Eve time, though. (And one small other thing.)
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Sered Woollahra
No Fixed Abode
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:04:00 -
[116]
Originally by: Arthur Frayn "Docking permission requested."
^^win!
More good ones btw, including that one about minmatar huginn and rapier - sharp :)
http://sered-sl.blogspot.com/ http://www.koinup.com/SeredWoollahra/works/
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Drunken Troll
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:07:00 -
[117]
"Hey babe were putting a gang together, Wanna be the entertainment : P"
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Sered Woollahra
No Fixed Abode
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:07:00 -
[118]
'I'd really like to Delve into you' http://sered-sl.blogspot.com/ http://www.koinup.com/SeredWoollahra/works/
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Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:15:00 -
[119]
.....just ...cant ... help ...it
"I might be a miner but i'll still Rorqual World"
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Walter Stine
Caldari Solenus Directive Rieos Coalition
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:15:00 -
[120]
Edited by: Walter Stine on 06/04/2011 17:17:16 I can tank you all night long. I'm cap stable. You've locked onto my heart. Want to explore my captain's quarters? Your beauty showed up as a cosmic anomaly.
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:17:00 -
[121]
Woman with your (15) intelligence and me with my +5 charisma implant... Lets get an office. ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:20:00 -
[122]
Is that a thorax in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Valiermox
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:25:00 -
[123]
Can I park my Megathron in your hangar?
Scotty can't stop me from boarding your ship.
I don't know, I tried.
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:25:00 -
[124]
Are my standings high enough to ask you out? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:28:00 -
[125]
Wanna be my girlfriend while they patch the eve client? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:32:00 -
[126]
your smile is like a Cyno field - it lights up the whole system
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Lonesome Joe
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:33:00 -
[127]
My server is up, now how about that patch?
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:35:00 -
[128]
Wanna go out with my alt ? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Felix Decat
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:43:00 -
[129]
Can I stuff my itty V into your wormhole and splatter pod god all over your frozen corpse......?
Too heavy?
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PaulDenham
Gallente Ham Fisted Mining Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:47:00 -
[130]
Are you Amarrian? Because you're the answer to my prayers. Always smile - it confuses everybody! |
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Veldah
Minmatar Lamb Federation Navy C0VEN
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:49:00 -
[131]
Wait I'll have to offline my balls to enter your warmhole. |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:54:00 -
[132]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 17:55:52 if you were a blue print - you'd be an original
(I admit defeat now - my heads starting to hurt!!)
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Stephen Mctowelieee
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Posted - 2011.04.06 17:56:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Felix Decat
Too heavy?
Yes |
Fayyad
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:02:00 -
[134]
Hey baby, do you have room for my Worm in your hole?
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Eon Ellivlem
Caldari Rekall Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:05:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Grey Stormshadow Wanna be my girlfriend while they patch the eve client?
Woah, hold on there dude, you dont want to commit that long.....
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:05:00 -
[136]
If I told you you had a beautiful clone, would you hold it against me? We are the Ushra'Khan, we come for our people.
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Ocura
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:06:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Fayyad Hey baby, do you have room for my Worm in your hole?
In Aura's sweetest voice: "There is already something in that location"
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Jenny Superfood
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:08:00 -
[138]
The ones I've got aren't nowhere near as good as some of the ones already printed. Augustina deAragon deserves special praise.
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Is that a Naglfar at your POS, or are you just happy to see me?
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Chahur Kanykvar
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:11:00 -
[139]
"Im cap stable ;)"
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Cypher V
Minmatar Critical Mass Technologies
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:14:00 -
[140]
So I was taking a walk through losec, and Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.
Date me and I'll stop.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.
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Felix Decat
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:16:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Cypher V So I was taking a walk through losec, and Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.
Date me and I'll stop.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.
This ^
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JitaPriceChecker2
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:17:00 -
[142]
I would like to dock my avatar.
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Jenk Makkanahr
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:18:00 -
[143]
"Do you have mining V ??? My roids need depletion, quick!!!"
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Vitellius Triarius
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:21:00 -
[144]
Hey Baby, Does I'm Hung like an Avatar bring anything to mind?
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:24:00 -
[145]
Wanna be my virtual StevieSG? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Cypher V
Minmatar Critical Mass Technologies
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:26:00 -
[146]
You've got me caught in your web, my mind is scrambled, I'm locked in your embrace, let me get my lazor out, I'm headed to the warmhole, oh oh oh... My pod popped!
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velusip
Woopatang Primary.
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:27:00 -
[147]
*scoop to cargo bay*
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:30:00 -
[148]
Mind if I tractor beam you to my quarters? ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :) |
Super Chair
Caldari Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:35:00 -
[149]
"Baby, I'm like an Arazu. I make you damp from across the room"
I am appauled that no one has used this yet
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Labelo Blanco
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:36:00 -
[150]
Trust me baby, i ain't gonna rapier.
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Leetha Layne
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:43:00 -
[151]
May I probe you?
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wh hunter kellar
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:53:00 -
[152]
Hey baby!!! just relax as I slide my Broadsword inside your megathron opening. nom nom
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Claire Auscent
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Posted - 2011.04.06 18:56:00 -
[153]
You've got a big Thanny, and I thind it thabuloussss. ------ Nice portrait. Wanna ****? ------ You're a hauler pilot right? Wanna help me get my rocks off?
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Richard West
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Posted - 2011.04.06 19:17:00 -
[154]
I have Thermodynamics V and plenty of nanite paste.
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Reyjack
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:36:00 -
[155]
Would you like to bump the Titan?
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Aranial
Gallente Empyrean Warriors The Obsidian Front
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:41:00 -
[156]
OMG Conrad WTF have you done?!?
I can't let you out of my sight for a second can I?
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CCP Soundwave
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:55:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Captian Conrad Keep em comming folks!
- Babe, lets lower the sec of this system to 0.0 - Would u like to see my thorax dock? - CCP Soundwave is my homie! - You'd look much better in my cargo bay!
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llil kitty
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Posted - 2011.04.06 20:59:00 -
[158]
wanna end up like the damsel???? no??? then dont refuse me spacewench!!
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2011.04.06 21:03:00 -
[159]
Edited by: Captian Conrad on 06/04/2011 21:04:55
Winners announced on 1st post, hope u guys had fun _________________________________ Looking for cool pilots, check our advert |
Agustina deAragon
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:48:00 -
[160]
Edited by: Agustina deAragon on 06/04/2011 22:47:54 Cheers!! Good times all round
Enjoyed the thread but don't think i'll be using any of the chat up lines anytime soon!!
A deA
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Derth Ramir
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:52:00 -
[161]
these 1600 plates sure make me last longer...
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simon perry
Hostile. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.04.06 22:59:00 -
[162]
Woo \o/
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Neoexecutor
Minmatar Skynet Technologies
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Posted - 2011.04.06 23:21:00 -
[163]
You make my pod all warm and fuzzy inside.
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Haccor
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Posted - 2011.04.07 01:58:00 -
[164]
I've got a blue pill that says you can ride my caracal all night long!
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Hacc
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:23:00 -
[165]
I've got 10 million SP in the category of love.....
May I play with your torpedo's while I load your drone bay?
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Baldemar
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Posted - 2011.04.07 02:57:00 -
[166]
- How about I dock on your Sin and we have some hot Vexor.
- I've got something that'll fit in that low slot of yours.
- Yes, it's true, my gun has a ten second reload time.
- When I scanned you in space, the display came up "heavenly body"
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Nebilau
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:42:00 -
[167]
"check out this implant" "got something to fit in your low slots"
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Dr Fighter
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Posted - 2011.04.07 09:48:00 -
[168]
hey there, wanna come raven with me? I promise to rokh your world.
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Signal11th
Versatech Co.
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Posted - 2011.04.07 10:29:00 -
[169]
Edited by: Signal11th on 07/04/2011 10:30:06 I see you keep flashing your box at me, it's lucky I've taken my little blue pill......
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Idicious Lightbane
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.07 11:07:00 -
[170]
Originally by: Ocura
Originally by: Fayyad Hey baby, do you have room for my Worm in your hole?
In Aura's sweetest voice: "There is already something in that location"
Epic win, that made me laugh out loud
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Shandir
Minmatar Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.07 11:14:00 -
[171]
My **** is like a dramiel: It's fast, it's powerful, and you are so f***ed. -
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Landlady
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Posted - 2011.04.07 14:54:00 -
[172]
Missed my chance at 10mil, but here is one that came to mind nevertheless.
"If you come back to my hanger I'll help you fill both your low slots." -Or(more directly)- "How about you get on your knees and we'll fill that empty high slot of yours."
Anti-humor option: "I see you fly a dominix, how about we return to my residence and engage in consensual intercourse?"
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