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Louella Dougans
Amarr Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
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Posted - 2011.04.11 19:07:00 -
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Here at SHOSK, our top intelligence operatives have alerted us to a disturbing trend in our encounters with things when rescuing people from space and Talking About Stuff to them.
As you can see, while the number of space nuns continues to rise, yaay, there are now also Evil space nuns appearing over the past year or so.
Now while currently we like, totally outnumber them and stuff, then should these trends continue, alarming possibilities appear, namely that by mid to late YC 114 they would be equal in number, and by YC 119 or 120, the majority population of New Eden would be Evil Space Nuns.
Which is a disturbing thing to think about!
Be A Space Nun! It's Fun!! \o/ |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2011.04.11 19:08:00 -
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I would love to live in your world for just a few seconds.
I would never, ever have to do drugs again. ----- Andreus Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Tiberious Thessalonia
Amarr Lonestar Distribution Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Louella Dougans Here at SHOSK, our top intelligence operatives have alerted us to a disturbing trend in our encounters with things when rescuing people from space and Talking About Stuff to them.
As you can see, while the number of space nuns continues to rise, yaay, there are now also Evil space nuns appearing over the past year or so.
Now while currently we like, totally outnumber them and stuff, then should these trends continue, alarming possibilities appear, namely that by mid to late YC 114 they would be equal in number, and by YC 119 or 120, the majority population of New Eden would be Evil Space Nuns.
Which is a disturbing thing to think about!
Down with this sort of thing!
While I like both the space nuns and the other space nuns as people, a world where the majority of New Eden were Space Nuns or Space Nuns is not a new eden I want to live in. Diversity is the key, here, people.
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.11 20:37:00 -
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Originally by: Louella Dougans Here at SHOSK, our top intelligence operatives
...huh?
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.11 20:46:00 -
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Evil... Space, nuns?
Wait, you mean like popping cans with people stuffed in them? Because I've done that.
Does that make me an evil space nun?
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Diana Kim
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:21:00 -
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Define spacenun and evilspacenun? --- We live and die for the State |
Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:31:00 -
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She's probably talking about Valerie Valate and company, the "space nuns'" Sani Sabik mirrors. Apparently they've had a membership up-tick.
Quite the conundrum, so to speak, if present trends continue. We could all be up to our elbows in bizarrely sweet-natured Sani.
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth She's probably talking about Valerie Valate and company, the "space nuns'" Sani Sabik mirrors. Apparently they've had a membership up-tick.
Quite the conundrum, so to speak, if present trends continue. We could all be up to our elbows in bizarrely sweet-natured Sani.
If that is the "evil nuns" she refers to, then New Eden is headed to a peaceful, friendly future. I for one don't mind.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari Kumiho's Smile Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.04.11 21:49:00 -
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Originally by: ValentinaDLM
Originally by: Aria Jenneth She's probably talking about Valerie Valate and company....
We could all be up to our elbows in bizarrely sweet-natured Sani.
If that is the "evil nuns" she refers to, then New Eden is headed to a peaceful, friendly future.
Yeeeeeees, well-- a peaceful, friendly future guided by peaceful, friendly power-worshipers who regard discomfort as tantamount to religious epiphany. We'll just see how long that lasts.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.04.13 01:26:00 -
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The Servant Sisters of Evil? uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ Signature removed. Please submit a petition for further details. Navigator
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James Syagrius
Gallente Jolly Codgers RaVeN Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.13 02:04:00 -
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Personally I am just impressed with the use of demographics to prove the absolute necessity for ôHoly Warö between these two factions. May the best Nun win.
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Neu Bastian
Minmatar Valklear Guard
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Posted - 2011.04.13 05:31:00 -
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Edited by: Neu Bastian on 13/04/2011 05:31:41 Confirming I am an Evilspacenun
Boo!
Quote:
Neu Bastian Murientor Tribe
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ChromeStriker
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Posted - 2011.04.13 08:19:00 -
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Yay Graphs!!!
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Logan LaMort
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.13 12:11:00 -
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Hey I like nuns! The evil ones sound more fun though.
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Valerie Valate
Amarr Church of The Crimson Saviour
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Posted - 2011.04.13 17:46:00 -
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That graph is inaccurate.
The green line should be labelled "Unbelievers" and the red line labelled "Righteous".
The graph trend is mentioned in many prophecies. It Is Written, in the Book of Redemption, for example, which states that the Sani Sabik, the True Believers, will ultimately triumph over the heresies of the Theology Council.
Such graphs are simply portentous signs, and It Is Written, that seeing a Sign and not Believing, well that's not going to be good for those that do not Believe, upon Seeing a Sign. _________________________________________
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Marenteius
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:06:00 -
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Ummmmm, am i the only one who REALLY wants to see a GREAT WAR OF THE SPACE NUNS? Cause i think that would be hilarious... and such things make me smile.
... Also, great graph. -------------- Who are you? What do you want? Where are you going? Why are you here? |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:43:00 -
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Originally by: Marenteius Ummmmm, am i the only one who REALLY wants to see a GREAT WAR OF THE SPACE NUNS? Cause i think that would be hilarious... and such things make me smile.
... Also, great graph.
In Y114...
War was beginning.
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Marenteius
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Marenteius Ummmmm, am i the only one who REALLY wants to see a GREAT WAR OF THE SPACE NUNS? Cause i think that would be hilarious... and such things make me smile.
... Also, great graph.
In Y114...
War was beginning.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! -------------- Who are you? What do you want? Where are you going? Why are you here? |
Gottii
Minmatar Lutinari Syndicate Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.04.14 13:55:00 -
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Well, that is disturbing.
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Ava Starfire
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.04.14 14:11:00 -
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This is disturbing. Evil space nuns = bad.
Louella and friends, uh, interesting and generally harmless! Yeah!
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Llyandrian
Amarr Livestock Science Exchange
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Posted - 2011.04.15 09:03:00 -
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It is unfortunate than many have chosen to ignore the proclamations of the divine Empress and they will face divine retribution for their heresy at the end of days.
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Boadiccea Iceni
Minmatar Your Advertise here
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Posted - 2011.04.15 09:16:00 -
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Boadiccea offering help if wanted, little space-nun. Have expertise in podding non-evil space-nuns. For small fee we go out and decimate evil-nun population over New Eden. Regular podding decimate population, promise.
Pest control. But must pay expenses. Boadiccea is willing to help! Will bring CEO to make him wardec evil nuns!
Grrrr!
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Merdaneth
Amarr Angel Wing.
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Posted - 2011.04.15 14:20:00 -
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As recruiting standards for evil space nuns are obviously lower than those of good space nuns, it seems obvious that the evil nuns grow faster. Fortunately, large congegrations of evil space nuns tend to turn on themselves eventually and fracture into splinter nunneries. ____
The Illusion of Freedom | The Truth about Slavery |
Marenteius
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.04.15 15:37:00 -
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Originally by: Boadiccea Iceni Edited by: Boadiccea Iceni on 15/04/2011 10:15:46 Boadiccea offering help if want, little space-nun. Done podding non-evil space-nuns. So we now sort of nun experts. Small fee and we go decimate evil-nuns all over systems. Regular podding decimate numbers, promise. Helps with Cockroaches. Helps with lice. Helps with evil-nuns.
Pest control. Must order service! Now! But must pay expenses. Boadiccea will make corp help! Bring CEO wardec evil nuns! Boadiccea good make men do what Boadiccea want! But CEO woman. Will need ISK!
Grrrr!
Right.... i'm sure that it would be a really good idea for the space-nuns to hire the space-barbarians to fight the evil space-nuns.... that couldnt possibly go wrong. -------------- Who are you? What do you want? Where are you going? Why are you here? |
Usagi Tsukino
Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.04.15 18:22:00 -
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What's worse than the evil space nuns are the evil space monks because they know martial arts and can still still for a really long time, so you don't know when they're going to suddenly rip your heart out, show it to you, then put it back in because they're actually evil space pacifists. ___
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Gottii
Minmatar Lutinari Syndicate Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.04.15 20:15:00 -
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I have to ask the question on everyone's mind...
Are evilspace nuns celibate as well?
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