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El Muchacha
Minmatar Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.04.13 13:34:00 -
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So it is a Tuesday night. We are all in our POS putting out the vibe having guy talk. We are all in our Hulks mining away because Timmy(StanÆs husband) want a carrier so we can plex better. So we are mining away when all of a sudden in local someone goes ô<3ö we are not sure what this meant but I say: ôLewis(StanÆs brother in law) did you see that? Lewis goes ôYes I did.ö So we scramble to the POS and get into our armor tanked Drake fleet.
The fleet comprises of Lewis(StanÆs brother in law), Timmy(StanÆs husband), Stan, Frank, me and Victor. We are all in Drakes. So Stan decides to go to the only static WH in the system and act as bait. We patiently wait for about 15 minutes when all of a Frank goes on a rant about ever since his son broke up with his girlfriend he has been bringing guys to the house such as Bruce and Wayne. FrankÆs son is 17 and fears that his son my not be able to carry on the family name due to his sonÆs sexual preferences.
So Frank gets the idea that since Victor is 17 and FrankÆs son is 17. Frank goes: ôHey Victor, I know you live close by and want to know if you would like to come hang out with my son and maybe go out and help him pickup a girl?ö Victor then replies along the lines of how he was afraid of catching HIV from FrankÆs son and thinks it may not be a great idea. By then TS is laughing nonstop and nobody can take anything seriously.
All of a sudden Stan yells: ôwe have a WH activationö We all warp to the Static and in comes 4 tenguÆs and 2 basilisk. We are all like ôUh OhÆ Jump through the WH and warp away to safe spots. Was a pretty ridiculous night. WH space is not safe space.
The End
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Stevie EsGe
Caldari Migraine Corporation Fade 2 Black
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Posted - 2011.04.13 14:44:00 -
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first to say u fail
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Halaster Blackcloak
Amarr draketrain Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.04.13 15:33:00 -
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Fabulous fable friend
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BuckStrider
Caldari Double-Down Narwhals Ate My Duck
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Posted - 2011.04.13 17:34:00 -
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I fell for the last troll, not falling for this one.
2/10
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Gravemind GER
Caldari Community for Justice Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.15 11:40:00 -
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sounds like a good story m8te
inb4 widot/test ruining my thread U SIR ARE A SPAI! |
Venetian Tar
Caldari United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: Gravemind GER sounds like a good story m8te
inb4 widot/test ruining my thread
As if we could ruin your horrible posting terrible spelling thread.
Also, it's mate* and before* |
Torothin
Amarr Beyond The Gates
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Posted - 2011.04.15 14:29:00 -
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I got a few things from this thread...
1. One of your corp mates does not want to hang out with a guys son because he thinks he likes men and is afraid of catching HIV. This part was pretty funny. Very funny actually who didn't laugh at this?
2. You armor tank your Drakes.
3. It sounds like this is a corp that everyone should join their TS based on the conversations alone. Is pretty comical if you ask me.....
6/10
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xKillswitchx
Caldari Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.15 15:38:00 -
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Awesome story man though I do have to ask, if you all are living in a WH, the theory is you all are making some decent isk, so why are you all flying Drakes?? And armor fit drakes on top of it....wow.
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Gravemind GER
Caldari Community for Justice Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.15 16:20:00 -
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Originally by: Venetian Tar
Originally by: Gravemind GER sounds like a good story m8te
inb4 widot/test ruining my thread
As if we could ruin your horrible posting terrible spelling thread.
Also, it's mate* and before*
I'm Sorry buddy but i hear'd you guys always post terrible. U SIR ARE A SPAI! |
Nominh Ehre
Amarr Axial tilt The Babylon Consortium
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Posted - 2011.04.15 17:15:00 -
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I think whats going on here, is a series of tails about wormhole pvp mechanics but it seems to go over the head of the blob people |
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Torothin
Amarr Beyond The Gates
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Posted - 2011.04.15 17:18:00 -
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I think the OP is an idiot to be honest. That's all I gathered. Armor tanked drakes? I guess they throw all ECM in the mids? Who knows......
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Soldarius
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.18 06:18:00 -
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Originally by: Torothin I think the OP is an idiot to be honest. That's all I gathered. Armor tanked drakes? I guess they throw all ECM in the mids? Who knows......
Hell, in that case they may as well just fly Scorpions. At least it would get bonuses.
Originally by: CCP Shadow ...I cannot guarantee (my) sobriety or decency.
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Internet Knight
Caldari The Kobayashi Maru
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Posted - 2011.04.18 09:17:00 -
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Stan, get in the car, we have to evacuate!
So, uhh, did you leave your POS unattended? ---
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